Author has written 14 stories for Maximum Ride, To Kill a Mockingbird, I Am Number Four, and Outsiders.
Warning: I babble.
Guess who only has one in-progress story? Not this girl anymore. D: Yo tengo dos. Even though one's on hiatus...damn it.
Also, I have made it my personal goal to make a FanFiction with a title starting with every letter of the alphabet before I die! I'm currently at fourteen FanFictions: two A's, a B, a D, an E, an F, an I, an L, a P, an S, thre T's, an a U. I need a C, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, Q, R, V, W, X (dreading that one...), Y, and Z! I'm a long way from finished...but I guess you guys can be expecting at least fifteen more stories out of me, haha.
Not only that, but I want to write for a wide variety of topics, not just simply best-sellers like Twilight (which I don't like) and Harry Potter (which I'm writing something for...). I consider myself a generic person, meaning I don't have a preference of taste, and so I want to be a very all-over-the-place writer! (Not in the oh-my-god-she's-so-messy sense, of in the hey-she-knows-her-way-around! sense.) I hope I can do it! :D
Lastly, I just checked my traffic stats, and I realized: holy crap. Less than half of the visitors review. DON'T BE AFRAID TO REVIEW! I LOVE REVIEWS!
Me, Myself, and I. (:
Yes, dear, I am one of those people who have freakishly long profiles.
I am officially a sophomore, which makes me feel old because I'm actually at a high school now instead of a ninth grade center, but kind of young at the same time because I'm now surrounded by older people. O.o
Here's one quick fact about life: Taking all honors classes sucks.
And these are my favorites:
I have a very broad taste in music, sooo...
To date, these are my favorites lines from stories or movies:
And my favorite dialogue:
And this would be my FictionPress account: aProudOrchDork.
Thaaaaat's right, I've got me some. The obsessions that never truly leave me are Digimon (which comes back around to at least once every four months...there are literally hundreds of unfinished Digimon FanFics on my computer, though I haven't posted a single one), Maximum Ride (which comes back every time a new book or manga comes out), The Outsiders (this is about a once-a-year thing, but it lasts a while), and Final Fantasy.
My current obsessions iiiiis...
Drum roll, please!
Some of you may have noticed that I haven't been active in several months...and, when I have finally become active again, five of my stories have up and vanished!
Seeing as I'm still just a kid, my writing skills (or lack thereof) are still developing. Once I reach a certain point, I usually decide that certain stories of mine suck and will therefore be deleted. I decided that I might as well start a memorial wall, lest such sucky stories be forgotten!
These are the only stories that I can remember having deleted.
A Chance to Fly Again
Born to Be.
Everything Between Them
In the Last Game
Once Upon a Time
The Blue Masquerade
Whose Woods These Are
May They Rest in Peace.
Sweet Dreams is critically ill with an unknown disease, Everybody Gone Mad has recently been stampeded by a horde of Teletubbies and is in critical condition, and Like an Unloaded Gun has been partaking in very risky behavior lately and will likely soon be involved in a fatal accident. Please keep them in your prayers.
I'm an Orch Dork till the end. If you want to know want an Orch Dork is, it's like the orchestra's version of a Band Geek. At my school, the orchestra is much less appreciated than the choir and the band. We never sell out the auditorium, while for the other two it's always jam-packed. In fact, at a meeting the freshman had about activities available at the high school, the orchestra was cut off as soon as they got on stage. Our teacher never got to talk about how great the orchestra was. The quartet, four wonderful people who had practiced their butts off to get "Don't Stop Believin'" down pat, had to play as we left the auditorium. The two other orchestra people in my class at the time (yes, our orchestra is small) were as indignant as I was.
But the orchestra is still the best. Call it a biased opinion.
At my school, there seems to be a featured personality for each musical category. Choir? Yeah. The bitches. (Don't tell my two best friends that...they're in choir, and I love them to death!) Band? Popular people who can't sing. Orchestra? ...well, there's a reason why we're called Orch Dorks.
From what I've seen, the orchestra is more like a family than band or choir. At my school, each of the ten choirs is as big as one of our two orchestras, and each of the three bands is probably three times the size. There are just too many people in each of those to really be associated with everyone, and there's too much drama going around in the popular or bitch worlds. In orchestra, though, everybody likes everybody. I mean, there are iffy moments, but we always stick through it. We're so small that we have to get to know each other or we'd be pretty lonely in class, so we're all close-knit. I mean, the kids in orchestra are crazy as batshit (like our sign-stealing, road-rage-inflicted designated driver/first chair cellist who likes to take stuff such as donuts and dresses without permission from her theatre tech crew, or our homosexual first chair violist who once set a trash can on fire in class and likes to hang out the car window and yell, "I LOVE YOUR CAR!"), but I love them to death.
I mean, what would choir do if asked to get rid of the rest of the Pepsi and Coca-Cola? Dump it. What would band do? Sell it for money. (I mean, they sold oranges in a fundraiser. ORANGES. And they still need to steal the orchestra's stands and chairs for their concerts because they don't have their own!) What would the orchestra do?
What DID the orchestra do?
Why, we played drinking games, of course. Quarters and Coke-Pong. ;)
And what did our teacher say? "Are you guys playing DRINKING GAMES? Why wasn't I informed of this! You're all in so much trouble...I wanted to play!"
Yeah. We have the coolest teacher ever. She belches quite willingly into the microphone, makes jokes about Mozart-Hell all the time, dressed up as Lady Gaga for our Halloween concert, and is nicknamed after a dinosaur. WE LOVE HER. And she has the most adorable three-year-old son ever.
Over the summer, because none of us can survive without each other, we had two orchestra retreats. During the first one, our teacher made us play sadistic games, haha. One ended up with a girl tripping over her partner's feet and getting a bloody nose. Another involved me getting back-to-back with one of the five people there my age, a cellist, who wouldn't stop swinging me around and almost made ME trip over HIS feet. At the second one, we had a water balloon fight. Because our teacher is a natural violist and therefore has a fervent hatred of violinists, these were the sides: Cellos, Basses, and Violas vs. Violins. Not exactly what I'd call fair, but we violinists know how to kick ass. Especially considering the fact that only no male violinists participated, and our first chair first violin had the worst aim ever. xD
Come on. Can choir and band say they're that fun? In choir, all you do afterschool is sing and dance and gossip. (Trust me, I've heard stories.) In band, all you do is march, play, and give up your morning, your night, your summer, and your soul. But we Orch Dorks know how to keep it cool.
I'm one of the eight new members for the top orchestra. I'm going to be a sophomore, and already I'm this enthusiastic. I can't wait to meet the new freshman coming in and see what other colorful personalities might be coming into my orchestra next year. Between the cellist who travels to a different country every other week and is fluent in a bajillion languages, that nutcase cellist mentioned earlier who dyes her hair a new color every day, the strange but fantastic violist mentioned earlier, the violinist who likes to wear shirts advertising cereal, and the Jewish violinist who hates Jewish food and loves tattoos and has his own clothing line, what else can come? Haha.
So. I'm an Orch Dork to the end.
If you're an Orch Dork and care to chat, feel free to PM me. :)
Drawing Digimon Characters...
I gave up on trying to draw them realistically for one simple reason: Tai's hair. It just didn't work.
Yes, that was important enough to have it's own section. xp
My Favorite Digimon Characters
Tailmon / Gatomon. She was kind of like the forgotten child. She was left behind while the other Digi Eggs were saved, but yet she didn't give up. She kept searching for her Digi-Destined until Myotismon got his hands on her and convinced her she was evil. He beat her senselessly and scarred her horribly, and finally she overcame his oppression to defend her Digi-Destined. She then Digivolved into an angel and killed him. She is resilient, and she deserves all the praise she gets for being that badass.
Wizardmon. When he found out that Gatomon was meant to be a Digimon for one of the Digi-Destined, he went to all odds and ends to find her Digi-Destined for her. When Gatomon finally gave up and stopped looking, it was Wizardmon who took her place, working with such determination just to help a friend. He defied Myotismon without a second thought and stole the Crest of Light, befriended the Digi-Destined, saved Lillymon, and then gave the Crest of Light to Hikari. Awesome? I think so. And then he died protecting Gatomon and Hikari. Unlike most Digimon, he stayed dead (why? Don't know), and as a ghost he came back to warn Gatomon of danger in the form of their old master! That is what I call a good friend.
Jyou Kido / Joe Kido. He grew so much during Adventure. He began the season as a pessimistic worrywart to whom self-esteem and individuality was a myth. He ended the season as a pessimistic worrywart, but he had gained more confidence. Heck, he and Yamato helped Sora gain confidence for herself! I would say he became braver, but he was always brave. He sacrificed himself for Takeru twice in this season, one near the very beginning which proves that he had it in him from the start. He found his own way, too, becoming his own person.
Sora Takenouchi. She was like the person in the background who was always looking over you. She saved Jyou's ass early on in the season without him even knowing it. He never knew it, either, because Sora was also humble. She never did things just to brag about them, like Taichi and Mimi. She was quite content with being in the background. She also overcame her own self-esteem issues with help from Yamato and Jyou...who, funny enough, were the only other characters with horrible self-esteems. Hmm. She was so kind and comforting, though she could get horribly angry over stupid things, as was proven in Digimon: The Movie.
Piedmon. Come on. You have to respect this badass Dark Master. He wasn't easy to take down, like MegaSeadramon and Machinedramon, and he wasn't some stupid little kid, like Puppetmon. I think he was worse of a threat than Apocalymon! I mean, Piedmon came this close to destroying the Digi-Destined. Thiiiiis close. I mean, sure, Apocalymon actually deleted them temporarily, but all that talk about pizza crusts definitely made him lame. Besides, Piedmon lasted much longer and was the boss of the bosses until Apocalymon came around. And, in case you don't know Piedmon's background story...he used to be a good guy, then killed his own brther and tore off his face in a fit of rage, then starting going around torturing people, skinning them alive, and collecting their heads. DDDDDD:> worthy? I think so.
From Digimon: The Movie:
Koushiro Izumi / Izzy Izumi. Kid deserves definite credit here. Out of all eight of the Digi-Destined, only four were available to help (Mimi was in Hawaii, Jyou was in the middle of a test, Sora was being a bitch and just wouldn't respond to Taichi, and Hikari was being a bitch and putting a birthday party before the fate of the world), and only three made a contribution to the fight (Patamon was just knocked out too early...). If it wasn't for Yamato and Taichi (and Omnimon), they never would have had the power to defeat Diaboromon. This is true. But if it wasn't for Koushiro, even with that power, they never would've been able to catch Diaboromon in time. So, Koushiro deserves his moment to shine. It's not like he really gets all that great of an episode to himself during the series...And, he was definite comic relief in the movie, which he definitely isn't in the series. Oh, and he had the best line of the movie. "YOOOOOUUUU'VE GOOOOOT MAIL!" xD
From Adventure 02:
Ken Ichijouji. The same reason everyone else likes him, I guess. Overcame the evil inside of him and became a member of the good guys...proved his unwavering loyalty to the good guys...involved with all that drama of having an older brother who died to save him. (Why are all older brothers on this show so protective? Osamu, Taichi, Yamato...not sure if Jyou's is, but he's definitely helpful...) He had to work to prove himself in Iori's eyes, and he did. He was fully willing to! And it was proven that his greatest wish in life was (not to die, as a lot of people seem to think) to be punished for his sins...to finally be forgiven so that he could put that part of his past behind him. Ken is just the character that you have to respect. (Except for the fact that, while evil, he kicked a puppy. You just don't do that, bud.)
Wormmon. He was really annoying. His voice made me want to cut people. He was really needy, nosy, and stupidly overprotective of Ken when girls were around. All those things are definite drawbacks...but he sacrificed himself for Ken. He was only the second Chosen Digimon of the series to actually die for their Digi-Destined! He was the one who made Ken realize that all the torturing, all the killing, all the tyranny...just wasn't who Ken really was. He was the one who showed Ken the light, made him see that he was really an outstanding person! Wormmon might be terribly irritating, but he is very righteous. He was the light for Ken's darkness.
Osamu Ichijouji / Sam Ichijouji. Come on. You just gotta respect a guy who is willing to die for his ungrateful, snot-nosed little brother. Got hit by a car...aww, poor Osamu...hey, I wonder who his Partner Digimon was?! Shit, I've never thought about that before! Osamu was a Digi-Destined, too, after all! POOR DIGIMON. Destined to never know what happened to poor, poor Osamu...
Takeru Takaishi / T.K. Takaishi. In the first season, he was a truly believable eight-year-old...but in the beginning of the second season, he was so unrealistic. Great basketball star? Yep. Lotta girls swooning? Yep. Still kind, righteous, heroic, and chivalrous through it? Yep. Still humble? Yep. Too good to be true...the exact opposite of his older brother. Then, Takeru came face to face with the Dark Master (a.k.a. Evil Ken), and, holy shit, what a BADASS. He was so ruthless and cruel to Ken, and boy was he vicious! (Sure, Ken deserved it at the time, but still! Takeru took a whip to the face, but he only touched the bloody mark, looked at the blood on his hand, and smiled. WTF?) I guess Takeru does have a bit of his brother in him, after all. But he's still so sweet.
Not BelialVamdemon / MaloMyotismon. The first time he showed up as just plain Myotismon, I'm like, "Oh, so they finally have a gay character in the show. Interesting." When he showed up the second time as VenomMyotismon, I'm like, "Oh. Hungry, ugly gay guy." And VenomMyotismon's death wasn't even as cool as Myotismon's. Then comes this guy, MaloMyotismon. Redundant? I think so. Still gay? You betcha. I can't believe they gave such an epic death to such a worthless character. AND they made him the main boss of the season. -.-'
Leomon. He is the first Partner Digimon of the series not to die for his Digi-Destined, but for the Partner Digimon of another. In a way, this makes him more so much braver and more altruistic than Patamon and Wormmon. Would Patamon die for Gabumon, or Biyomon, or Palmon? I don't think so. Would Wormmon die for Hawkmon, Armadillomon, or Veemon? No. They would only die for their Digi-Destined, as all Partner Digimon are meant to do. Leomon, though...this proves his altruism. He is willing to die for anyone, not just Juri.
Ruki Makino / Rika Nonaka. She is like the Yamato of Tamers. She is cool, she is a loner, she is icy, but beneath it all she just wants to belong. Ruki does a better job of it than Yamato in my opinion, probably because she can't really prove that she has a heart because she has no little brother to be protective of, like Yamato. Also, her dad died, which was really the cause of her identity crisis and many of the issues she has with herself. She overcame it, though, despite how dearly she still misses her father.
Takato Matsuda / Takato Matsuki. I am so happy for the creation of this character. He proves to all little boys watching Pokemon, Bleach, Naruto, and the earlier (and later) seasons of Digimon that being a leader isn't all about being tough, stubborn, thickheaded, and aggressive. Takato is the first break from the cliche leader I've seen in a long time. He's sensitive, he's caring, and he's smart. He's very laidback and overall a very happy guy. Unlike all other leaders of the series, Takato is deep, and everything he does is meaningful. And he's not even the toughest character of the season, for a nice change!
Koji Minamoto. I guess you can just say that I have a thing for dark-haired, tough loners. xD Seriously, though, what girl who loves to read books and manga doesn't? I'm surprised that Koji wasn't the leader of this season. He has such cold, hard logic that you couldn't help but agree with (unless you were Takuya), and everything he does and says makes complete sense. What's more, he was always looking out for the team. This was pointed out in one of the episodes, where Takuya was all like, "Oh, yeah, we can defeat this guy by using the same strategy we've been using which hasn't worked so far!" and Koji almost got into a fistfight with him, arguing that it would be better to lay low so that they wouldn't get killed. He was the one who pointed out that the strategy hadn't exactly been working so far. But guess what strategy was used anyway. Then Koji sacrificed himself for idiot Takuya, almost dying in the process. Why wasn't Koji made leader of this team? Most likely because he doesn't play soccer and wouldn't wear goggles.
Koichi Kimura. (Come on, can't like one and not like the other.) I guess I also have a thing for the dark-haired, angsty-but-sweet guys, too. Here is Koichi, a lost, hurting boy, wishing every night that his mother wouldn't have to work so hard to support him, trying to find his long lost twin brother. Right when he finds the courage to confront said brother...an interesting fall down the stairs gets in the way, putting Koichi in a coma. Cherubimon traps his spirit and forces Koichi to become evil. Koichi has such a horrible identity-crisis, trying to break free from Cherubimon's control over him, hating everything that he's doing though he can't stop himself...and, finally, that twin brother we were talking about saves him. Koichi works so hard to redeem himself, trying so hard just to forgive himself for what he has done. Eventually, he sacrifices himself for the rest of the team, dying in the Digital World. Thankfully, though, Koji brought him back to life in the real world, so sweet, kind Koichi is alright. .
Tomoki Himi / Tommy Himi. Who was Tomoki at the beginning of the season? He was a vulnerable, bullied, frightened crybaby. And a brat. He never wanted to go to the Digital World in the first place; two bullies forced him onto a train. Slowly, though, Tomoki learns how to stand up for himself. He grows overall, becoming tougher and braver. He learns that, in some situations, you just can't cry if you want to survive. He never lets anyone push him around anymore, and he comes to appreciate everything his older brother has been trying to teach him.
Katsuharu. Yeah, this guy is one of the bullies that pushed Tomoki onto the train. He was a real jerk, laughing at Tomoki as he cried, not giving two cents about the effects of his actions. And then he ended up in the Digital World. At first, he was still an irresponsible bully, but quickly he rose to become the leader of the "not-true-Spirit-Warriors." He became braver and much more caring. He began to fight the oppressors instead of being one. He fought to defend a village...and when the time came to return to the Real World, he let Tomoki have his revenge by letting Tomoki push him onto the train back home.
About All the Following Seasons...
I hate them. I have no favorite characters. Also, Masaru didn't have goggles. Shame on Masaru!
My Favorite Final Fantasy Characters
(Note: I've never played I, II, III, IV, V, VI, or IX.)
Cloud Strife. Why? If you're a Final Fantasy fan, I shouldn't have to explain it. ;D
Sephiroth. Same reason as above.
From FFVII: Crisis Core:
Zack Fair. Why? 'CAUSE HE WAS A FRIKKIN' HERO!
Angeal. He was so convinced he was a villain because of what he was, when who he was, was a hero! He was a mentor to Zack and never truly wanted to fight him. Also...hehe...he had the funniest line of the game.
From FFVII: Advent Children:
Man, I do not want to keep repeating these characters.
Zell Dincht. He was so overly hyper. He was so annoying. He looked like a punk rocker. He made me laugh. He has a freaking tattoo on his face. His last name is Dincht!
Rikku. She's always so upbeat, no matter the situation.
Rikku once more.
Brother. His obsession with Yuna just made me laugh. I mean...he jumped from a moving aircraft because they lost their connection with Yuna and he wanted to help her because he assumed she was in trouble. And knocked himself out in the process of such an idiotic act.
Ashe. Man...she took a lot of shit. Her husband was sent out to war before they'd even been married a year, and then he died. Her father was supposedly murdered by a man she trusted above all else. She was forced to work with said man. Her country was taken over by an empire, and she had to fake a suicide in order to stay alive and fight for her kingdom. Just when something nice happens to her in the form of her husband's ghost guiding her through hardships...it's not really her husband. It's an illusion created by her enemies to trick her. And by the end of the game, she was still in one piece. That takes a lot of strength.
Balthier. Something about the pirate look, man. xD I also like how he's the responsible, polite adult of the group that is willing to protect the kid he just kidnapped because the kid wouldn't hand over the jewels that Balthier wanted.
Larsa. It takes a lot to betray your own brother because of your honor. Especially if you're just a little kid. And whenever he was in my party, he would constantly completely heal all of my characters. :D
I love all the main characters, for the simple fact that they're all outlaws, whether they're petty thieves like Vaan and Penelo, pirates like Fran and Balthier, or rebels like Ashe and Basche.
Sazh Katzroy. The guy was having an inner battle the entire first half of the game, man. He believed that his son's Focus was to destroy all Pulse l'Cie...and Sazh, having become a Pulse l'Cie, was constantly considering suicide because he knew his six-year-old son wouldn't be able to kill anyone. Then, when he practically lost Dajh, he still couldn't bring himself to kill Vanille, the one responsible, even defending her when his Eidoleon was about to kill her. He couldn't bring himself to kill himself, either. As Vanille said, you don't forget kindness like his.
Oerba Dia Vanille. Yes, her voice made me want to cut people, and she would constantly make sex-noises, but...man, for her to be so upbeat despite the darkness she was hiding, she had to have had a lot of strength. She smiled through everything, even when hundreds of people were being killed before her eyes. The entire game, she was bearing the burden of the ruination of two people's lives, one of them only having been six years old. She was willing to let Sazh kill her so that she could pay for her crimes, and when he refused to and accidentally summoned his Eidoleon, she shielded him with nothing more than her body. Then, she refused to leave Fang behind she was literally the last survivor left because she was sick of always running away. Then, she sacrificed herself to save a planet that she had been born to destroy. To the end, she believed in promises and miracles.
Hope Estheim. Yes, he was terribly annoying and whiny there in the beginning, because he grew so much. Slowly, he changed from a defenseless little boy to an able young man. He found the strength to forgive the man responsible for the death of his mother. He had his entire life ripped away (because of Vanille and Fang originally...then because of all of the others for attacking the dang fal'Cie), but he moved on. He even found his own inner strength when he was forced to confront his Eidoleon. (But, there was one thing that caught my attention. When a l'Cie summons an Eidoleon for the first time, it's believed that the Eidoleon has come to kill said person, to put them out of their misery. Lightning's went straight for Hope...perhaps Odin was literally trying to put her out of her misery.)
The Chocobo. This needs no explanation.
I don't know enough about it yet, but I am liking Noel Kreiss.
From XIII: Agito/Type-0:
Eight. He refuses to use weapons because he can't find it in himself to kill people, despite being in the midst of war. That is commendable.
Nine. He makes me laugh. You've gotta appreciate the only character that it's hard to find the good in. I mean, he's a short-tempered, big-headed, idiotic, stubborn, trouble-loving, rather stupid pervert. xD
Deuce. She is the only diplomatic on of the team, the one who would rather use words than weapons. When Ace, the level-headed leader, was ready to charge into battle against Celestia, Deuce held him back and convinced Celestia that there was no need to fight.
The Moogle. Ahh, you know that poor Moogle has survived so much, being the assistant teacher of Class Zero. I mean, Nine got mad at Eight and threw the Moogle at him (which Eight dodged, meaning the Moogle hit the wall), and no one cared! Poor Moogle.
So far, I haven't let myself grown too attached to anyone else. It seems like everyone dies, man.
My Favorite Outsiders Characters
Johnny Cade. Seriously, guys. Name one Outsiders fan who doesn't like Johnny Cade. He's sweet and sensitive, yet tough and loyal. He's always desperate to please everybody, and he hates being the one that is always in need of protecting. He has always desperately wanted to be a hero, and he nearly went crazy when he killed Bob, because that made him the villain. Then, when he and Ponyboy were saving those children from the burning church, didn't Ponyboy say he'd never seen Johnny more alive? Even though he died, to the very end, Johnny was more concerned with others than he was himself.
Dallas Winston. Oh, my god, he seemed so two-dimensional. What you saw was what you got: tough-as-nails, dangerous, hates anybody and everybody. Then, Johnny got in some hot water, and Dally nearly drove himself insane trying to keep Johnny safe. Dallas was willing to let those little kids burn alive in that church, but when Johnny got trapped inside, Dallas jumped in without a second thought to save him. And then...when Johnny died...Dallas snapped. There was always more to him than what met the eye; he just did an amazing job of hiding that. He was never truly tough; he just knew that, if he let himself love anything, it would kill him. But he let himself love Johnny...and that literally did kill him.
Two-Bit Mathews. He is hilarious, probably one of the strangest and funniest characters I've ever seen. He never took anything seriously...until one of his friends got hurt. When Johnny got jumped, it was the first time Ponyboy had ever seen him look so angry. When Ponyboy and Johnny ran away and Dallas let it slip that they would be heading to Texas, Dallas struggled to keep Two-Bit from heading right the hell down to Texas to search for them. When Ponyboy fainted and got horribly sick after Johnny and Dally died, Two-Bit was in tears for knowing that the kid was getting sick and not telling anybody. That is a guy who cares deeply for his friends.
Yes, I have a chopping block. I like having standards for my stories. If readers don't like a story of mine, I will delete it without regret. I don't like bad stories weighing me down. Basically, the rules are: 1) In a popular category, if a story receives less than four reviews, it will be deleted. 2) In a not-so-popular category, if a story receives one or no reviews, it will be deleted.
Currently on the chopping block...
Wow. Believe it or not, nothing is here right now.
Progress on My Stories...
U and A, a Maximum Ride FanFiction (completed):
Everybody Gone Mad, a Maximum Ride FanFiction (in-progress/ON HOLD):
Sweet Dreams, a Maximum Ride FanFiction (completed):
Beautiful Nightmare, a Maximum Ride FanFiction (completed):
A Normal Day With the Flock, a Maximum Ride FanFiction (completed):
Is He Your Baby?, a Maximum Ride FanFiction (completed):
The Last Candidate, a Maximum Ride FanFiction (completed):
Anthem of the Angels, a Maximum Ride FanFiction (completed):
To Kill A Mockingbird.
The Silent Spectator, a To Kill a Mockingbird FanFiction (completed):
They Call Me Spineless, an Outsiders FanFiction (completed):
Like An Unloaded Gun, an Outisders FanFiction (in-progress):
Five Little Hearts, an Outsiders FanFiction (completed):
Penny For Your Thoughts?, an Outsiders FanFiction (completed):
I Am Number Four.
Different, an I Am Number Four FanFiction (complete):
Coming Soon to a FanFiction Site Near You...
I'll come back to this one a little later. xD
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WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?
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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL
1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
6 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
7 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
And because I always forget to add the disclaimer in my stories, here's the damn thing now: