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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heart and Soul by ebhg reviews
Edward is nearly broken when he loses a dear friend in an accident. When he meets Bella at Forks High, not only is his heart healed, but his soul as well. However, Bella has a secret that could make or break them. AU/AH Twilight with a few twists.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,308 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Existed by SunnyDropped reviews
Twilight fanfic in Edward's POV. It takes place right after he leaves Bella in New Moon. You get to see how he copes with leaving her and what it does to him. Rated T for language and other mature references in later chapters. Read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Creams and Donfessions by SunnyDropped reviews
One word: Crazy! Set in Stephenie Meyer's point of view. She's recounting an encounter with her 26 main characters, and they aren't exactly who she imagined them as. Haha I'm bad at summaries. Rated T for some mature and retarded references. R&R, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete