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Joined 02-04-08, id: 1492764, Profile Updated: 02-27-14
Author has written 7 stories for G. I. Joe.

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Hi, my name is Asterisk, and I am a sentient typographical mark. I mostly write for GI Joe, which has to do with the fact that I think it's fun and awesome and also probably with my tendency to hipsterism (which I do try to subvert, but if we're going to be brutally honest, there it is.) Besides this whole fanfiction thing, my interests include pedantry, octopi, and bad, bad television.

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Arashikage by Karama9 reviews
A re-imagining of part of Storm Shadow's story, in the first person. Updated with an AU vs canon guide and 3 preview scenes from the sequel.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 145,076 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Storm Shadow - Complete
The Replacement by Card Carrying Villains reviews
"She can tell he isn't her husband, would have been able to even if a letter hadn't been slipped under her doorstep outlining Fred's death in vague detail." Mrs. Broca's thoughts from the day her husband is replaced to the day she leaves Cobra. By Jokers
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25 - Complete
Duty as Usual by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
COBRA is plotting, Beach Head has PT, Scarlett and Snake Eyes are fraternizing, greenshirts are traumatized, military engagements are met, and Storm Shadow might even get a little action *nudge nudge, wink wink* . It's duty as usual. SE/S, Stormy/OC
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,572 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
A New Kind of Threat by Brainiac5 reviews
What happens when you mix two ninja, a mutant freak on the run from the US Military and Cobra? Madness, in essence. Ninja centered, OC, slightly AU, Sigma6 'verse.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,210 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008
Escapism by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Something that has been bouncing around in my head for awhile...Snake Eyes and his exploits must provide some high-class entertainment for the rest of the Joes. Some mild SE/S. Violence within, you are warned.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2009
Past, Present and Future by Brainiac5 reviews
LOSH/EXO-FORCE X-over! A movement of robot-haters is on the rise, and when he is left with no other option, Brainiac 5 is forced to bring forward another figure from the past...
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Still Standing by Brainiac5 reviews
As usual, Hikaru is getting on our lovable techie's last nerve. However, if Ryo's going to spar with the blue-haired annoyance, it's going to be on his terms... yet another backhanded exo-force fic. oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
How Can I Live Without You? by Brainiac5 reviews
Yet another backhanded boycott Exo-Force fic! Ryo is in a state of deep depression, he's lost his beloved- dead, by the robots' hands... How will he deal with life without her there? Sort of a drama/humorous oneshot. Surprise ending.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
A Journey Beyond Time by Reese1 reviews
An angel shows Scarlett what G.I. JOE would be like if she had never been born.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,808 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Strange New World by Reese1 reviews
Scarlett finds herself in a parallel world.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,118 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes - Complete
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GI Joe: Reiteration reviews
Just because it's a terrible movie's sequel doesn't mean it has to be sophomoric. This chapter: Roadblock's characterization begins to veer into uncharted waters, Jinx is forced to confront an old enemy, and the candy beans return.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Jinx
Manderley reviews
Five ways Junko Akita cheated death, and one way she didn't. AU, SS/J, Devil's Due 'verse.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Storm Shadow - Complete
GI Joe: The Rise of CGI reviews
When a movie cries for a parody, it is my mandate to provide it. The shocking finale: Mary Sues kick the bucket, fanon children attack, and the ever-popular out-of-character Storm Shadow makes an appearance.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Ablution reviews
As he sinks beneath the icy water of the Arctic Ocean, Storm Shadow can't help a little self-reflection. Movieverse, Spoilers.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Flagging Interest reviews
The problems with Resolute include character death, plot holes, paper men, and out of cannon performances...and this is the place to mock them! This week: It seemed to Storm Shadow that Snake Eyes's flashback was a little biased...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Forget the Sea Titans reviews
Plot holes...continuity issues...lobotomizing characters...this is the world of GI Joe, Sigma 6. This week: Comics don't rot your brain, you just aren't overthinking it enough.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
I Hate Halloween reviews
Why does Snake Eyes hate Halloween? Well, let's put it this way...if you couldn't talk and had to answer the door all night, how would YOU feel? AU, no particular universe.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete