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hey hey, thanks for checkin out my profile!! well, since I'm bad at these, I'm going to answer the following questions:

Age?- changes by the year!

Real name?- confidentual, cuz i have this crazy, fuck-up stalker, lol

Sex?- sure, why not? (what do you think "chan" was for? the kung-fu guy?)

Do you smoke?-gross, no

Drink?-mayyybe

Swear?-what stupid mother-fuckin' question is that?!

Soda?-Dr.peps

Favorite subject in school?-Art, and the going-home part

Ever been hyper?-yep-yep-yep-yepperz!!

Ethinecy?-Vietnamese-Chinese

Favorite quote?-"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad...I'm better."

Favorite anime(s) or mangas?- Naruto, Inyuasha, Bleach, One-piece, Hana-Kimi, Oran High Host Club, Pretty Face, Buso Renkin, YuYu Hakusho

Color?- green, orange, red.

Likes?- anything about guys (they're so interesting), anything Naruto, big or small, YAOI!!(duh, it has to do something about guys!!), my buddies (love ya!!) and a good naru ff

Hates?-EXTREMELY SAD TRAGEDIES boring people (no offense), child-abuse (nuff said), writers' fuckin block, and school (surprising...)

interesting facts about me-- I AM INCREDIBLY AMAZING!! lol, i wish. I'm actually pretty lazy, I love to draw and hope one day to become manga artist/ sushi chef/ writer/ fbi agent. Especially be an anime artist. Oh yeah, i have a wife, and YES i am a girl, and YES I'm 99 sure i'm straight, and YES you can go to hell if you don't like, ya damn piece of old shit!!

I have the most amazing beta-reader, even help me before she even was my beta-nator. Her name (as far as i know) is Shikamaru's babygirl. Me and her will one day rule the world 'cuz she will proofread my orders before they are carried out, kukuku kuku.

Favorite NARUTO couples (het, yaoi, and yuri):

NarutoXHarem, NarutoXSasuke (SASUnaru, though), older!NarutoXSasuke ( NaruSasu), NarutoXHinata, GaaraXNaruto, NejiXNaruto, ShikamaruXNaruto, ShikamaruXSasuke (FRIENDSHIP!!), NarutoXTemari, NarutoXIno, NarutoXYugito, KAKASHIxANYONE BESIDES SAKURA OR ANY CRACKISH COUPLES LIKE Rock Lee (shruders)

I like most Naruto fanfics, but utterly despise pre-shipuuden Sakura, or maybe ANY sakura ff. I'm sorry to any Sakura fans out there, but unless you can convince me otherwise, I will still bash the banshee-pinkette. Though... i did enjoy "Death To Sakura!" by RubberDuckies. HILARIOUS.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
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I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
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I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
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I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
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I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
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I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8616 - Favs: 6,488 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ascension to Kitsune by GouberMan reviews
What if the seal placed on Naruto was not the Shiki Fuujin. What would his life be with his true self, becoming who he was destined to be and did not let anyone take him for granted anymore. An intelligent, potentially powerful, and free Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,560 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, OC
Hokage No More by The Soul of A Warrior reviews
Uzumaki Naruto finally finished the last of Akatsuki & returned Sasuke back. But feels like he is not wanted in Konoha.Everybody is all happy, living great lives. But,he is just having an inner conflict with staying. NarutoxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 2,710 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Purpose? What is my Purpose? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Naruto had 3 loves in his life; all of them broke his heart. Life in the Village becomes too much for him. Leaving, he sets off a chain of events, as many people chase after him some for love and others to kill him. HAREM/&Bleach, co-written w/Kingkakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,675 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Runaway train by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
They met at the station. He didn't know his name or anything about him and yet they continued to meet. Until one of them fell in love. But are they ever meant to be more than strangers waiting for a train. KakaNaru. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,309 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3377 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Illusion by Abandonedsrry reviews
Zuko is captured by a group of ruthless Earth Kingdom soldiers, and when he is retrieved by the Gaang, Sokka can't help but notice the change in his personality. Eventual Sokka x Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Zuko, Sokka
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto:Reborn by MrWriterWriter reviews
A second jutsu in the Forbidden Scroll enables Naruto to become a new man, literally. StrongNaruto. NarutoHarem. Rated for violence, language, and some suggestive references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Propostion by BloodHoarder reviews
In order to save someone he loves, Will Naruto accept the proposition of his boss? Warning Sasunaru, smut in later chapters, Also I do not own Naruto Characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Dark Knight of GLU by tshapo-chi reviews
When Zoro gets sent back to the States to finish college, a chance encounter with a gorgeous blonde in a dark alley changes his entire life. Either Fate and Karma have decided to have fun at Zoro's expense, or it's just pure bad luck. Yaoi; crack humor
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,886 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
New Future of the Legends by Nakora-chan reviews
Post Timeskip. When Naruto comes back, no one notices that he's back, but everyone sees a new shinobi that reveals forbidden secrets and a contract that Konoha has hidden for a long time and doesn't want to remember. AU OC OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,518 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Naruto U.
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sanji's Forbidden Fruit by Thebunnylordofdoom reviews
When Sanji eats a strange fruit one day and starts to get feeling for a cetian green haired Swordman you know things are going to get intersting...YAOI LEMON. inspired by hagnes In Heat,an insperation to every one SanjixZoro First time lemon be nice pleas
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
By Golly It's Miss Molly! by xxtarragonxx reviews
Naruto a simple boy holding the Kyuubi... WHAT! He's a girl? How will he cope with the other males? SasuNaru,GaaNaru,ShikaNaru TenTenNaru friendship NaruSaku Friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Chances by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Picks up as Shipuuden begins. Naruto has returned with Jiriya. Now, as he reunites with his friends, he see's a door he closed, creaking open. Now, as he see's her again, that door is slowly opening back up. M for safty. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,743 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Vixen by Tobmaster reviews
Naruto is off on his training with Jiraiya and finds the Kyuubi is not quite what it seems. Will he follow the wishes of Kyuubi or will another mess it up? NaruxFemKyuu, NaruxFemKyuuxHina, NaruxHina..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,057 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Red Eye Blue by zsuzsi reviews
SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,189 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Day The Smile Slipped by Manatheron reviews
Naruto gets annoyed and the Smiling mask that he always wears slipped a little. Needing some time to himself naruto takes the day off, But will he get his R&R? or will well meaning friends drive him nuts? PG13 to R. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Hinata, you're hot! reviews
Naruo comes back after five years of training. Of course, our lovable blonde had suffered pain and lonliness...UNTIL NOW!.:.WARNINGS: narutoXharem, some character bashing, slowass updating, LEMONYlemons- mainly het, a little yaoi/yuri in the mix.:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U.