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Joined 02-04-08, id: 1492779, Profile Updated: 11-18-18

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Sex: I'm a guy

Some of the anime I like are

Naruto

One piece

Bleach

Full Metal Alchemist

Gurren Lagenn

Negima

Baka to test

Familiar of Zero

Arakawa under the bridge

Sekirei

and a bunch of other ones, but I'm too lazy to write them all.

Love video games, anime, and fanfics.

Pairings

Naruto/ pretty much any girl including crossover pairings except Sakura, I don't like Sakura.

Luffy/ Hancock

Itachi/ Kagome

I hate Yaoi no offense to Yaoi lovers but personally I am just not a fan of it.


I am bone of my PSP
Buttons are my Body and Analog are my blood
I have Defeated over a Thousand Enemies
Unaware of being Overpowered
Nor Aware of Required level
Withstood Moe of Caster
Waiting for new skills and skill points
I have no regrets,I must Level more
My whole doing was Unlimited Grind Work


Quotes:

"We're both of the same breed, after all ... motives for war are of no concern. Religion,Ideology,Resources, Land, Grudges, Love, or A whim No matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start a war." -Pain/Nagato. (Naruto)

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be "justice". But when we call our vengeance "justice", it only breeds more revenge ... forging the first link in the chains of hatred."-Pain/Nagato. (Naruto)

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"-Uchiha Itachi. (Naruto)

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."-Hatake Kakashi. (Naruto)

"I never give up... I never go back on my word... thats my way of the ninja!"-Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto)

"When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It's when... they are forgotten."-Dr. Hiriluk (One Piece)

"The pirates are evil!!? The marines are righteous!!? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history...!!! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values!!! Those who stand on top determines what's right and what's wrong!!! This very place is neutral ground!!! Justice will prevail, you say!? But of course it will!!! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!!!" -Donquixote Doflamingo (One Piece)

"Inherited Will, the Destiny of the Age, the Dreams of its People. As long as people continue to pursue the meaning of freedom, these things will never cease."-Gol D. Roger, The Pirate King (One Piece)

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former." Albert Einstien.

"Ichigo...I hate the rain. Rain falls in this world, too. When your heart is in chaos, this sky becomes clouded. When you are sad, rain falls so terribly easily. Can you understand...the horror of being pelted by rain in this solitary world? If only to stop that rain, I shall lend you any strength. If you trust in me, I will let no rain fall in this world. Ichigo, trust me. You are not fighting alone."-Zangetsu (Bleach)

"Don't believe in yourself! Believe in ME who believes in you!!!"-Kamina (Tegen Toppa Gurren Lagann)

"Believe in yourself. Not in the you who believes in me. Not the me who believes in you, Believe in the you who believes in yourself."-Kamina (Tegen Toppa Gurren Lagann)

"Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!"-Kamina (Tegen Toppa Gurren Lagann)

"If there's a wall in our way, then we smash it down! If there isn't a path then we carve one ourselves! The magma of our souls burns with a mighty flame! Gurren Lagann! Just who in the hell do you think we are!?"-Kamina and Simon (Tegen Toppa Gurren Lagann)

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth. "-Alphonse Elric (Full Metal Alchemsit)

"The world isn't perfect, and the law is incomplete. Equivalent Exchange doesn't encompass everything that goes on here. But I still choose to believe in its principle: that all things do come at a price. That there's an ebb, and a flow, a cycle. That the pain we went through did have a reward and that anyone who's determined and perseveres will get something of value in return, even if it's not what they expected. "-Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"To know what is right and choose to ignore it is the act of a coward. "-Hataki Kakashi (Naruto)

"So shut up about "destiny" and "inescapable fate...You shouldn't whine about such trivial stuff! Cause... unlike me... you're not a 'FAILURE.' "-Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto)

"When a person... has something important they want to protect... that's when they can become truly strong."-Haku (Naruto)

"I realized the most painful thing... That in this world... my existence was not needed"-Haku(Naruto)

"Can you understand? Not having a dream... not being needed by anyone... The pain of merely being alive"-Haku (Naruto)

"When captured birds grow wiser, they try to open the cage with their beaks. They don't give up, because they want to fly again. "-Shiranui Genma (Naruto)

"The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives but how he dies. its not what they do in life but what they did before dying that proves their worth... "-Jiraiya (Naruto)

"A ninja is one who endures, one who stands brave. Let me teach you one thing. The most important attribute of a ninja is not the number of jutsu he masters. The most important thing is ... The guts to never give up."-Jiraiya (Naruto)

"What are you doing? Why do you run Ichigo? You still have not called me. Face forward, Ichigo. You should be able to hear it now. That which blocks your ears is worthless fear. The enemy is one, you are one. What is there to fear? Cast off your fear. Look forward! Go forward! Never stand still. Retreat and you will age. Hesitate and you will die. Shout…my name is…ZANGETSU!"-Zangetsu (Bleach)

"We the warriors, go now to the field of battle! believe that our blades will not shatter! believe that our spirits will not break! even if we walk separate paths, our iron resolve shall remain united! swear! that even if the ground crumbles beneath us... we shall return here, alive, again!. "-Abarai Renji (Bleach)

"Do you know what's the difference between a king and his horse?? INSTINCT!!!!. "-Hollow Ichigo (Bleach)

"In your sword, all I see is fear. When you attack, 'you are afraid to cut someone.' When you defend, 'you are afraid of getting cut.' When you protect, 'you are afraid they will die.' You’re sword if filled with fear. It’s pathetic, you can’t give into fear in a fight. It won’t help you at all. When you’re attacking think, 'I will cut you.' When you’re defending think, 'I won’t let you hit me.' When you’re protecting someone think, 'I will not let you die.' "-Kisuke Urahara (Bleach)

"Well can't you see, the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?. "-Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

"People are able to hold onto hope, since death is that which cannot be seen. "-Kuchiki Rukia (Bleach)

"There is no such thing as perfect in this world. That may sound cliche, but it's the truth. The average person admires perfection and seeks to obtain it. But what's the point of achieving perfection? There is none. Nothing. Not a single thing. I spit on perfection! If something is perfect, then there is nothing left. There is no room for imagination. No place left for that person to gain additional knowledge or abilities. Do you know what that means? For scientists such as us, perfection only brings despair. It is our job to create things more wonderful than anything before them, but never to obtain perfection. A scientist must be a person who finds ecstasy while suffering from that antimony. In short, the moment that foolishness left your mouth and reached my ears, you had already lost. Of course, that's assuming you are a scientist. "-Kurotsuchi Mayuri (Bleach)

"And while you're waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend pissing yourself, Followed by a course of praying to your impudent god. And cowering in the corner and begging, always good. But if you act now, there's still time for an old-fashioned Suicide!! Thank you London! We love you! goodnight!!."-Yan Valentine (Hellsing)

"With a man's soul and a strong back, go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!."-Kamina (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)

"The world's not perfect, but it's there for us trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful "-Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"Stand up and walk. Move on. After all, you have perfect legs to stand on."-Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist)

"Damn it, there's so many idiots who's asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of them all!"-Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"Even if armed with hundreds of weapons... there are times when you just can't beat a man with a spear of conviction in his gut. "-Zeff (One Piece)

"I've set myself to become the King of the Pirates...and if I die trying...then at least I tried!"-Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

"A wound that would make an ordinary man unconscious... I won't lose to it. A wound that would kill an ordinary person... I won't lose to it! To face one who is extraordinary, Hawk Eyes... I can't allow myself to be ordinary!"-Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

"Just shut up with your god crap, already!!! What kind of GOD... CAN'T SAVE A SINGLE DAMN THING??!!"-Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

"Listen up... You can pour drinks on me, you can throw food at me... You can even spit on me. I'll just laugh that stuff off. But... Good reason or not... Nobody hurts a friend of mine!!!"-Shanks (One Piece)

"This 'New Era" they talk about is shit. The age where pirates dream is over!? Eh!? Oi! People's Dreams ... Never End!"-Marshall D. Teach (One Piece)

"Amidst this Shinobi world created by us foolish old people I am glad that a person like you showed up. The things I did in the past were nothing, but mistakes. But ...in my last hour, it seems I shall finally be able to do the right thing. Suna and ... Konoha. The future is likely to be different from the way things were in our time. Your mysterious power that Kakashi spoke of ... That power is likely to alter the future greatly when you become a Hokage like none before."-Elder Chiyo (Naruto)

"A place where someone still thinks of you; that’s a place you can call home."-Jiraiya (Naruto)

"Hmph, you've never understood that it's far more than a mere 'cluster of huts'... It is a place where every year, shinobi are born, raised, grow old, fight, and die to protect their home. These people are precious to me. We share a home, we share a life, and though we may not share ties of blood... they are precious to me! They are my family!"-Third Hokage (Naruto)

"Even when injured, to believe in victory and to think ahead.. The power to believe in yourself.. That becomes the power that changes destiny."-Genma (Naruto)

"Those who can't put their destinies on the line.. Who cling to the uncertain future of "There's always next year".. And then walk away from their chance.. Those pieces of trash who can only make cowardly choices.. Don't have the right to become chuunin.. That's how I feel!"-Ibiki (Naruto)

"Protect whatever is important to you with these two arms, no matter how tough or sad it is, even if it costs you your life."-Kaiza(Naruto)

"Ultimately we were brought here to become the vessel of the nine-tailed fox... but before the beast can be housed... we must fill the vessel with love. Do that, and even the host of the nine-tailed fox may live a happy life." -Mito (Naruto)

"Don't apologize. I had a lot of hard times, growing up as a Jinchuuriki, but i never blamed either of you! Maybe I never understood what a parent's love is really like, but I never had a mom or dad to begin with... so I managed. But now I get it. I live because my mom and dad gave their lives for me. You filled me up with love before you put the nine-tailed fox in me! So here i am, happy and healthy! I'm glad I ended up being your son!"-Naruto (Naruto)

"I am Uzumaki Naruto, Ninja of the Hidden Leaf. My dream is to become Hokage. One to surpass all the previous Hokages. To become a Bigger Bad Ass than my Father! To become a Stronger Shinobi than my Mother!"-Naruto (Naruto)

"Three times now... we've fought World Wars for our own Nations, our own Villages. We've hurt one another. We've hated one another. That hatred bred lust for power and that lust for power created me. And I hatted this world, and all the people in it... I wanted to destroy it with my own hands. The exact same thing Akatsuki is trying to do today. But one man, one ninja from the hidden leaf stopped me. I was his enemy, yet he wept for me! I hurt him, yet he called me his friend! He saved me! Me enemy, my fellow Jinchuuriki... He suffered the same pain as me, yet bore no ill will. There are no enemies here Because we've all suffered at Akatsuki's hand! So there is no Sand, no Stone, no Leaf, no Mist, no Cloud! There are only "Shinobi!" And if you still hold a grudge against the sand, Then when this war is over, come and take my head instead! Our enemies are after the friend who saved my life! If they take him, If we hand him over, our world is finished! I want to protect him, and I want to protect our world! But I'm too young to protect it all on my own! All of You, Lend me your aid! Everyone who's with me, let's go!"-Gaara (Naruto)

"Do fairies really have tails. Do they even exist... Like them this place as eternal mystery... A never ending adventure!"-Makarov (Fairytail)


Murphy's 15 Other Laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

The Laws of Anime Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversely proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Agglutination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extra-dimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extra-dimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of blood flow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninterruptible Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninterruptible Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paint-balls, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thus increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Inter-dimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
inter-dimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plot line of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.


Man Law

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)

5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumb ass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day be replayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. under no circumstance should any one man cock-block another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cock-blocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a house cat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbour’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.

1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.

2. Your date is using her teeth.

3. Anna Kournikova gets married (female’s identity is subject to change depending on time period Man Law is read).

86. When watching a "cat-fight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for ripage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet.

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deemed necessary. Resulting immediate demotion in man status.


Loveless

Prologue (Poem)
When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end
The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

Act I (Poem)
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take to the sky
Ripples form on the water's surface
The wandering soul knows no rest.

Act II (Poem)
There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds

Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

Act III (Poem)
My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the winds may blow

My friend, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess

Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return

Act IV (Poem)
My friend, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honor remains
The arrow has left the bow of the goddess

My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
In my own salvation
And your eternal slumber

Legend shall speak
Of sacrifice at world's end
The wind sails over the water's surface
Quietly, but surely

Act V (Poem)
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return
To become the dew that quenches the land
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
I offer thee this silent sacrifice


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

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Demon in Fodlan by Mundatorem reviews
Goetia, surviving his failure at the Temple of Time, finds himself in a new world. Despite the rather unusual nature of it, he finds himself disappointed that he see's much of the same human nature that he saw on Earth. Determined to discover what it was that made human life worth the struggle, he decides to use his second chance to find the meaning of his own life. (Azure Moon)
Crossover - Fire Emblem & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 41 - Words: 246,643 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 8/13/2021 - Dimitri, Avatar/Byleth, Lysithea, Goetia
The Vasto of White by Parcasious reviews
One's fate is not decided by chance, but by choice. A hero will rise from the desolate sands of Hueco Mundo.
Crossover - Bleach & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 389,874 - Reviews: 7839 - Favs: 9,751 - Follows: 10,637 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Ichigo K., Shirō E.
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 440,675 - Reviews: 6690 - Favs: 10,942 - Follows: 11,565 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
The Witch and the Sorcerer by ZeroSenpai reviews
A confused Overlord arrives in a New World lost and alone; see how he will deal with all kind of situations while becoming the obsession of a certain Witch Princess whose destiny will be changed forever by a chance encounter! (M because of Overlord stuff and a certain yandere. NO OC player)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,161 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/17/2020 - Renner, Hilma Cygnaeus, Lakyus, Satoru S.
My teenage highschool romance comedy can't be this perverted! by NimtheWriter reviews
Our infamous loner and future house husband in training somehow found himself ripped from his reality and reborn into a new one. Not conscious of the dangers of this world and its chaotic yet perverted nature. How will he adapt and will he be able to free himself from his new attention-seeking 'friends? (Lime in chapter 29 and Lemon in chapter 35) (Harem)
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 215,788 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 11/23/2021 - H. Akeno, Rias G., Hachiman H., A. Asia
Climbing to the Top by AWZ reviews
There was only so much bad luck to go around, I thought. I was wrong. The world could not have been more deliberate in its attempt to spite me. It plunged me into the deepest depths of hell it could. A bullshit crazy world with bullshit OP characters. Me? I'm Climb. A human. A human who loves to metagame. [Reincarnated!OC, Canon Divergence] Prologue over, Nazarick's finally here.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,769 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 3/6/2021 - [Renner, OC] Ainz, Zesshi Zetsumei
Dark Souls: Derp Edition by Supreme Gamer reviews
Somehow stuck in dark souls, Kaylen, Oscar and loads more characters go on an incredible journey to change the destiny of the chosen undead. Lost Izalith will become found Izalith, mushroom men will attack and Priscilla's tail will be fondled. Warning: Be prepared to joy puke your face off.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 507,882 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Oscar, Knight of Astora, Anastacia of Astora, Solaire of Astora, OC
The Puppet is in Love by ShamelessPlanking reviews
The Raiden Shogun appears out of nowhere, asking the Traveler for a spar. It seems there's something on her mind that she needs to clear out... Whatever could it be? Meanwhile, Ei is eating sweets on her own, relaxing, completely unaware of the events that are about to transpire. Cover by my friend Papple!
Genshin Impact - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 4/23 - [Raiden Shogun/Ei, Aether] Paimon
Transcendence by JMB Fictional Writing reviews
After Ichigo defeated Grimmjow he was attacked and beaten by Nnoitra Gilga, severely wounded and drained he is thrown into a Caja Negación and through event beyond his comprehension he is transported to Azeroth, stuck on an unknown world with even stranger beings he must find a way to return home and save his friends before it is to late. But can he leave this world to its turmoil?
Crossover - Warcraft & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 84 - Words: 869,988 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Night Elf, Ichigo K.
Fate Azure Destiny by Polyfemus reviews
Many years after the battle against Goetia and the end of the Grand Order, Fujimaru Ritsuka finds himself involved in another war. Will the previous last master of humanity be able to accept his role in the incoming war? [AU] [Arc 3: A Path of Sakuras]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,240 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 2/3/2020 - Ritsuka F., Sheffield, Belfast, Purifier
Chaotic Good by Mister Grin reviews
The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Contains smut)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,553 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 5,318 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 7/30/2019
Fate:stay night: The Dragon of the Seventh Heaven by SkyRig reviews
On the day before he was to die, Issei Hyoudou received a deck of cards, albeit very bizarre ones. The next day, just before Issei is about to be to killed by Raynare, an unknown power awakens within. Reviving lost souls? Cute monster girls? Angels and demons? Not quite what he pictured his life when dealing with insanely hot women. Non-SG Issei/Heaven's Feel Issei
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 106,190 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 10/30/2017 - H. Issei
Petrichor by danishpastrie5 reviews
After a chance encounter with a girl in a grove, it all began. Again.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 3/20 - [Ritsuka F., Morgan Le Fey]
Issei - The Gaming Gear by SeerKing reviews
Getting the [Boosted Gear] is expected for Issei. What if he gained it a month early and another one as well? Let the Games Begin... IsseiXHarem (if it wasn't, it wouldn't be DXD). Now has a TVTropes page!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,881 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 8,940 - Follows: 10,491 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/26/2016 - H. Issei
Is It Wrong to Go to the Dungeon With My Wife? by Wernher von Braun reviews
To pick up girls in the Dungeon and form a harem. That is the dream of Bell Cranel, thanks to the tales that his beloved grandfather fondly told him. It is for that reason that he travels to Orario in hope of fulfilling the dream. However, it proved to be more challenging than he thought. After all, how do you fulfill it when you suddenly find yourself married?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,032 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/19/2021 - [Morgan Le Fey, Bell C.] Hestia
A Flight Between the Stars by Curse of Whimsy reviews
Eighteen years before the start of the Sekirei Plan, Sahashi Takami discovered that not all aliens look like humans. She also became a single mother through adoption and unwittingly saved the world... busy year, right? But now, her little boy is all grown up, and Sekirei are falling from the sky. She's starting to miss when things were simple.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,602 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/27/2021 - Minato S., No. 03/Kazehana, Takami S., No. 07/Akitsu
Dark Souls: Gods, Men and the Plan that Made Everything Worse by Supreme Gamer reviews
If there was ever one thing one wouldn't want to do, its pissing off the Goddess of Sin herself. So how is it that one no name human manages to make it to the top of her list in one night? More importantly, how is it that one human could turn the entire city of Anor Londo on its head? Gods will be bamboozled, shenanigans will unfold and cheeks will be clapped in this epic tale.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,215 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/19/2021 - OC, Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Artorias the Abysswalker, Ciaran
Lunar Doll’s Love by Imperator's slave reviews
Ranni the Witch always thought her mother was foolish for falling in love. The same love that made her insane. However, ultimately the Witch found the same love her mother experienced. All because Ranni met a strange, purple eyed Warlock
Crossover - Code Geass & Elden Ring - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/31 - [Lelouch L., Ranni the Witch] - Complete
Take What Is Yours by MistressWinowyll reviews
The next book in Get What You Wanted. Moka is left to deal with the actions she has placed herself in and suffer the consequences. Surprises and the unexpected are brought to surface. What was supposed to be out of reach is now no longer so. Rated M
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 191,619 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Fate: Grand Eroge by SpatialPhoenix reviews
In which Ritsuka has to use his new Dating Sim powers to save Humanity from Incineration. And with a set of abilities that have absolutely no direct combat value, that's easier said than done. What was he even supposed to do? Raise Flags with Goetia to unlock its Route? Take the Alien God out on a date? Sometimes, being an Eroge Protagonist was way more of a curse than a blessing..
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,292 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/9/2020 - Mashu/Shielder, Olga Marie, Ritsuka F.
Lord of the Dead in the Land of lust by Touhoufanatic reviews
Waking up after the end of Yggdrasil, Momonga finds himself stuck in his Avatar's body in a fantasy world that seems oddly real. he had no gear, no items, only his avatar and his spells and knowledge to fall back on. now he must decide what to do in a world where even the most vile of creatures seem to hold even more vile ideals and earthly desires.
Crossover - Overlord/オーバーロード & Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,417 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/23/2021 - Ainz
To Serve Humanity by Natsuflado69 reviews
"All my life I've been trapped in a non-stop circle of life and death. I gave up hope long ago that anything could change, until I made a discovery that would rock the foundations of YoRHa. Now I find myself, along with all the other androids, struggling to comprehend programming that I never knew existed within us all: To Serve Humanity, no matter how naughty or erotic it is."
Nier - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 49,975 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/29/2021 - OC, 2B, A2, YoRHa Commander
The Familiar of Twilight by Hakuorofan7 reviews
(A tribute to A Heart in the Void by DrWriter21) Roxas had been forced to merge back with Sora by the machinations of DiZ. After clinging to what was left of his existence for the longest time, a miracle happens and Roxas finds another chance at existence. Now he will make the most of this new chance, while dealing with the tsundere mage that made it all happen. Roxas x harem.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,443 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 3/16/2019
Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 176 - Words: 1,121,363 - Reviews: 23879 - Favs: 9,694 - Follows: 9,563 - Updated: 11/13/2021 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ - Complete
Goddess Send by Sirus7009 reviews
Every time he was hurt, he never realized how much the girl cared for him. But he soon realized how important she was when she stood back to back with him, blade drawn! The first part covers the game's story, but an ally and lover soon appears! R&R please
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,045 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/22/2021 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Link, Malon
PsychoSuba! A Psychopath in this 'Wonderful' World! by H3ctic reviews
Kazuma was, to put it simply, a fucked up guy. Even the professionals said so. A 'psyochpath', they called him, and well - they weren't wrong. Lying, manipulating, stealing, cheating - it all came as second nature. A man like this, suddenly in a world far more lax than his own; what havoc could he cause? Why don't we find out. (REWRITE)
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 9/21/2021 - Published: 5/13/2019 - Aqua, Megumin, Darkness, Kazuma S.
The Irregular by Omegas Prime reviews
Jason Bellum is a merc with some renown. An odd warrior even by mercenary standards. The way he fights and the way he thinks is just odd to people, but that may be why he's lived as long as he has. Looking for a new job, he signs up with the Black Dogs against the Queen of Dark Elves. But like most of his jobs, shit hits the fan and things change.
Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 137,332 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 7/27/2021 - Published: 1/1/2017
Fate-In time by Parcasious reviews
He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 624,847 - Reviews: 13031 - Favs: 10,069 - Follows: 10,102 - Updated: 7/14/2021 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon - Complete
My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute by Mallobaude reviews
Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,124 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 4,856 - Follows: 5,488 - Updated: 6/19/2021 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
A Change Of Tactics by JL Davenport reviews
His sacrifice saved the world and freed him from Grima. Unfortunately, Robin quickly learns such freedom comes with a price. Struggling to sate his powerful new desires, a new strategy is needed. Now, the Shepherds find Ylisse's greatest tactician's schemes are directed not at a battlefield, but at them! Robin/All Females. Manipulation. Mature Content. (Latest Target: Say'ri)
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 452,680 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 4/14/2021 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Avatar/Robin, Cordelia, Lucina, Tharja
Force Without Balance by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
An edgy hardcore Skyrim Player completes what he believes to be an amazing feat in game, only to wake up the following morning realizing that he had become far more intimate with his character than he ever dreamed of being. Now, if only someone could explain why he was in Japan, and why floating words from the game appeared at the most inopportune moments. DarkFic. Semi-Gamer Fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,066 - Reviews: 4546 - Favs: 6,033 - Follows: 7,007 - Updated: 1/26/2021 - Published: 8/17/2018 - OC, Azazel, Viser
The Shinobi by TinaKhoaNguyen reviews
Will be rewritten
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,151 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 1/9/2021 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U.
My Trans-Dimensional, Overpowered Protagonist, Harem Comedy is Wrong! by Sage of Eyes reviews
Summary: Hikigaya Hachiman, shortly after an odd Valentine's day, finds himself in a new world filled with magic, monsters, and gods. Though he knows not how he got there, he knows that the only way back to his home is through the Dungeon. Also posted on Spacebattles and RoyalRoad.
Crossover - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 313,027 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 1/9/2021 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Hachiman H., Bell C.
One Last Present by GrandLeviathan reviews
The end of the year had arrived, and the Commander noticed the peculiar absence of one carrier in particular; Shinano. Until his subordinates directed him to his home where she was waiting for him; though he couldn't have predicted what he'd find inside. [Smut]
Azur Lane/碧蓝航线 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2020 - Complete
My Master's Voice by Hikari-chanX reviews
She was his prisoner and he was her master. No matter how much it pained her, she had to obey his every order. Would love be enough to melt his frozen heart? UlquiorraxOrihime. Rated M for later chapters! Finally completed after 10 years!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 189,634 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Love of the Stars by ZeroSenpai reviews
After the Gehenna Plan Ainz is conflicted on a certain matter: the Pleiades! Will he overcome his fear and be strong for his friends' beloved children? And what happens when 6 monster maids are ordered so service him one by one? (This is my Christmas/New year special, have fun and enjoy!)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,491 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Ainz - Complete
The World The Girls Also Knows: The Girls God Can Only Save by William F Somebody reviews
CHAPTER 34 UPDATED! AU after Goddesses Arc. Keima has to maintain the affection of the six Goddess hosts and Chihiro and hunt loose souls at the same time. CHAPTER 34. Aoba arrives and the seven girls asks her to join the schedule. How will Aoba react?
World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 413,896 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/13/2020 - Published: 8/4/2019 - Keima K., Elsie, Haqua
The Holy Man of The Church Creek by Parcasious reviews
He was an anomaly not meant to be in this world, yet fate would deem otherwise. After all, the fate of the world just may hang in the balance.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 390,551 - Reviews: 8991 - Favs: 9,243 - Follows: 9,453 - Updated: 9/23/2020 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E. - Complete
A Father's Love by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Being a single father with two little girls is hard enough, but when there are monsters trying to kill them everyday, it's even worse. Well, he loves them more than he loves himself, so he would just have to hope for the best and pray to the mothers of his children.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,936 - Reviews: 5533 - Favs: 9,757 - Follows: 9,852 - Updated: 9/13/2020 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Naruto U., Annabeth C., Lacy
Daddy Won't You Please Come Home? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Rapture. A forgotten, forsaken world beneath the waves. Long has it existed. Long has it toiled. Stolen from the world of the surface and cast into the sea, a forgotten shinobi struggles to find his sanity, his place in the maddened world. Will he return to the surface world, or is he doomed to languish in the dank, dark, splicer filled corridors of rapture? NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,108 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 8/5/2020 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U.
To Love 'Ruto by Drake Wilson reviews
Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 536,220 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 4,748 - Updated: 6/30/2020 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Lala S. D., Yui K.
Hyoudou Issei : The Gamer by andrew9495 reviews
Hyoudou Issei wakes up one day to find that he has the gamer ability that allows him to live his life like a gamer would play a game. Watch as he learns to use his power and change into something more than human.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,732 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 4,367 - Updated: 3/24/2020 - Published: 11/25/2014
Of Miracles and Swords by NepShrimpz reviews
[One-shot] The Girl dreamt. She dreamt of a Knight. A Friend. A Miracle. A Wish. She dreamt of a Hero of Justice.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/13/2020 - Shirō E., Neptune/Purple Heart - Complete
God Rising: The Cult of Ainz by atheistbasementdragon reviews
Neia Baraja is out to change the world, war and conflict follow where she walks as she spreads the worship of the Sorcerer King. But the adherents of the Old Gods will not go quietly into the night. Armies will rise, nations will die, and even if it destroys her, she will see her God Rise. No matter what the cost.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 214 - Words: 1,046,613 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 2/11/2020 - Published: 12/20/2018 - Ainz, Enri E., Lakyus, Calca B. - Complete
A charming jester by The Swordslinger reviews
"Getting to know people, making them feel at ease around you, and making sure you have a mutual understanding works wonders in life. Sadly, I can't say I'm the good one out of us. I will be complete." Naruto always had two sides, when he loses one and his emotions, both end up in very different worlds with odd challenges. Gray Yami/Dark Naruto x harem. Light Fairy Tail bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,135 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 2/8/2020 - Published: 3/29/2017 - [Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Erza S., Kyouka, Lucy H.]
A Friend in Need by AfroThunda reviews
Jaune Arc's life was as normal as the next guy's. He attended college, he had a job, and he had friends like any other boy his age, but all of that changed when he took in an injured black cat. STATUS: DISCONTINUED
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 170,601 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 12/30/2019 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Blake B., Jaune A.]
A Completed Chorus by JL Davenport reviews
With the war over, and peace restored to Regnant, Alto is left with only one final decision to make. Unfortunately, choosing a future may be even more difficult than fighting God, and, of course, the Witches have their own feelings on the matter. Alto/Harem. Commission for Megaolix.
Stella Glow - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 46,620 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2019 - Published: 11/20/2016
RWBY: Tomorrow and Never Again by PaulXion reviews
The war has torn Remnant apart. The Hunters have failed and Grimms now lay siege to the city. Everyone we know and love are gone. But there was still a chance to set this right. A chance to change things... for better or for worse. And sadly, the only candidate left was the weakest among them. But perhaps... it was enough. Fan art by Keji Springfield!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 122 - Words: 1,042,062 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Jaune A., Yang X.L., Blake B., Ruby R.
Powerlust by Drogoth reviews
It's settled. The females of this world makes no sense… When I took over Issei Hyoudou's body I immediately set myself up to become the pinnacle of strength to gain some leverage against supernatural... But now that I've somewhat succeeded, every girl suddenly wants to jump my— "Kuroka... could you please leave my joystick alone while I try to take a piss?" SI smut-W-plot crackfic
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,113 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 2,847 - Updated: 8/26/2019 - Published: 7/21/2019 - [H. Issei, Aika K., Kuroka] OC
A Bargain At Twice The Price by JL Davenport reviews
Robin's relationship with Anna had always been a lot of fun; cheeky and adventurous, she always had something in store for him. So, when she invites him to spend the day, alone, working with her, he can't help but expect she must have something planned. That is, of course, assuming her sister doesn't interfere. Robin/Anna/Anna and Robin/Tiki. Anonymous Commission. Mature Content
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 35,332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 2/12/2017 - [Avatar/Robin, Anna, Tiki] - Complete
Fate New World by jason wu reviews
Shirou Emiya in the New World with a new body. Is this some sort of cosmic joke or simply a coincidence that will shape another of his journey?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,245 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 7/2/2018
Hores to Heroes by MetaDash reviews
Having just summoned Loki, the summoner places her in a team of Aversa, Camilla, and Ishtar - the Femme Fatales. Albeit a rocky start, the team manages to get closer and achieves success despite everyone's expectations. Unlikely friendships form but does the summoner have secret motives? One-shot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2019 - Ishtar, Aversa, Camilla, Summoner/Kiran - Complete
Dragon's Heart by Omegas Prime reviews
Love blossoms from hardship and adversity. This is the story of the Dragon Commander and his chosen wife. Ophelia, Aida, Camilla, Lohannah. They're all here! Watch how they fall in love with their draconic prince and the effect he had on their lives as his queen.
Divine Divinity - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,123 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/8/2018 - Published: 12/4/2016
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9525 - Favs: 12,245 - Follows: 10,946 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Straw Hat Among Fairies by OnePieceChaldea reviews
While traveling through the New World, The Straw Hats are attacked by the Marines and are forced to escape a devastating cyclone. However, Luffy is injured during the fight and is sucked into the cyclone. When he awakens, he soon finds himself in a strange new world of magic and in the craziest guild in the world, Fairy Tail. Luffy/Harem. Ch. 18 will be here soon!
Crossover - One Piece & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 322,712 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Luffy, Cana A., Kagura M., Ultear M.]
Hunter of the Copy Wheel Eye by T. Kareon reviews
Instead of Pyrrha Awaking Jaune's power. Under a Life or Death moment in the Emerald Forest, Jaune awakens his own power...and a dark one at that.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,484 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Jaune A.
Hero Of Dimensions by shinnagami reviews
One thing can change everything. A accident sends naruto to a new dimension Will he ever go home with a goddess keeping him prisoner and having him work off his sentence. While at the same time keeps thinking the accidents happening because of him is on purpose and keeps extending his sentence. While at the same time other girls are falling head over heels in love with him
Crossover - Naruto & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,585 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Blanc/White Heart, Noire/Black Heart, Uni/Black Sister]
Untold Story: The Daily Life in Chaldea by Axel yamamoto reviews
One would think having a lot of Servants at your command is a good thing, well Ritsuka Fujimaru beg to differ. From heroes to tyrants, myths to legends, Ritsuka life's filled with comedic and ecchi situations one would deemed worthy of a Harem Protagonist! Follow the shenanigans these Heroes do inside of Chaldea befitting the last hope of mankind! Crack fic!
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,595 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Shirō E., Mashu/Shielder, Ritsuka F.
The lone overlord by Anorex reviews
I was inspired by Overlord MK2. I liked the idea of Ainz being transported alone to the new world, but I had some issues about the way it went. It still is a good story, but I like it a bit darker and getting more out of control. So here I try my version of approach. Hope you like it.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,789 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 11/29/2017
Blake's Mistake by wildstraydog reviews
Blake was never one to meddle in people's problems. However one day when she decides to help Jaune with something simple, her plans go awry. Little did she know how her decision would shape the rest of her days at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,899 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
My loving demons by Elder Predator reviews
FemKyuubi x Naruto. Kyuubi is alone in her cell when she wants to keep her promise she made a long time ago. Will she convince Naruto to help her? Following the path forward is the only option. Naruto and Kyuubi come far in their struggles and find each other. Will their love stand against the test of time? They either face it together or face the burning fire of loneliness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,299 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 8105 - Favs: 9,183 - Follows: 7,782 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Naruto's Monstrous Daily Life! by djunk101 reviews
Naruto thought sealing Kaguya would solve all his problems, instead he finds himself stranded in a strange new world with the now powerless Goddess. At least that nice Ms Smith seems willing to help him out. She's even provided him with a house in return for looking after some people for her whilst he tries to find a way back home. How hard could it be? If only he knew. Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 131,241 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō., OC, Tionishia]
The Devil's Dark Knight - Revamped by Illusionary Reality reviews
A re-written version of the original Devil's Dark Knight, longer and more action packed, with better plot, an improvement in cohesion, higher focus on character development and expansion into the inner workings of the mind of Uchiha Sasuke. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen... The Dark Knight has Returned. AU, Sasuke-centric.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,034 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Sasuke U.
A Heart in the Void by DrWriter21 reviews
Only a nobody can understand what it's like to not exist. They are forsaken by both light and darkness, forced to walk the twilight between. Their only destiny is to fade away into a nonexistent oblivion. But if a nobody was given the chance to exist, what would they do with it? Can an empty shell that started with nothing be filled? Does a nobody have the right to exist?
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 231,197 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Roxas
Firestorm by jinx777 reviews
No way back, no Chakra and no one to help him. Naruto ends up in the world of Remnant alone and disillusioned with both his old and new world, see what happened when Naruto stops trying to fight for piece after he lost everything important to him, and embraces the life of a Ninja in a world full of monster. Being Rewritten under the name, 'The Grimm'.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,895 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Naruto U., Cinder F. - Complete
Stress Relief by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,862 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Will of Fire by One-Winged Angel of Death reviews
An empire controlled by evil and corruption. An army rebelling against the the injustice of the Minister. This is what the two descendants of the Rikudo Sennin found themselves in after they awoke in a whole new world unlike their own. The empire has more than just Night Raid to deal with now that Naruto and Sasuke have entered the scene. Naruto/harem Sasuke/mini harem
Crossover - Naruto & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,623 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 2,962 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Naruto U., Esdeath, Akame] Sasuke U.
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 8,380 - Follows: 8,140 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
All's Fair In Love And War by LaughingLefou reviews
He wasn't sure what was more embarrassing; that he'd been so easily caught, or that he'd been outwitted by someone he'd never thought was that clever. Maybe in the end, the Scoundrel DID end up with the Queen. (One Shot. Very strong Hildavio)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2016 - [Ravio, Princess Hilda] - Complete
Fox, Crow and a Vampire by Concker5000 reviews
Trying to save the world from Kaguya's wrath, Naruto and Sasuke leave to another dimension where they find themselves unable to return. As they explore this new world they will find that perhaps being a shinobi is not everything, and that the first step to happiness is to acknowledge the monsters within themselves. Pairings Sasuke x Moka, Naruto x Kurumu.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Sasuke U., Moka A.] Naruto U., Kurumu K.
Birds of a Feather by breakthrough reviews
No. 04 Karasuba was someone who greatly respected the strong. After all, it was her life's goal to see all of them lie dead at her feet. So how exactly was it that she came to wing Sahashi Minato, of all people, at all?
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,236 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Minato S., No. 04/Karasuba
Goodbye YGGDRASIL by halowenjo reviews
Suzuki Satoru was just an ordinary salary man. But in the world of YGGDRASIL he was the undead overlord, Momonga. When the servers of YGGDRASIL shutdown Suzuki was forced to return to regular life in Japan. At least, that's what he thought would happen.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016
Hyperdimension Neptunia Love Plus Plus by animerelatedlover reviews
[Obsolete]SEQUEL TO LOVE PLUS- A Passerby, made many sins. So much so, that 'the world' showed him a dream and took it back. He would then find a way to return and find the woman who he made a promise with. Eternity will start, but he will also see signs of 'him' breaking it apart; H-SCENES IMMINENT!
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 180 - Words: 326,911 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Neptune/Purple Heart, OC] - Complete
The Prince of Olympus by YagamiNguyen reviews
After the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto thought that he could finally start a life he always wanted, until two goddess apppear at Konoha and the true origin about his parent finally unfolded. Now walk into a new world with a new title, Naruto might never understand how much the world and his family need him. [NarutoxHarem] [Lemon in the future] All author's note deleted. Sequel coming
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,775 - Reviews: 5365 - Favs: 5,526 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Naruto U., Artemis, Aphrodite, Athena] - Complete
Naruto DxD-Purpose of Living by TinaKhoaNguyen reviews
When you have no purpose, your life is empty and meaningless. When I woke up and saw that silver hair man, he gave me a purpose of my life, a mission. But could I fulfill it? Archive my purpose?... Fulfill his intention... How could I accept her love...when I had tried to kill her that day! [NarutoXRias], [NarutoXHarem...]. Sequel is up!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,296 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 4,938 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Grayfia L. - Complete
(RIP) The Youngest Campione by bubbajack reviews
EMIYA succeeded in his plan...He is reborn in a new universe with a new family for his efforts. With a chance to try again, can the former Counter Guardian become a true hero, like he always dreamed? However, there is more on the line than his ideals and humanity, for gods walk among men...and even darker things lurk in the shadows worse than any Heretic God. Harem! Rated T-M!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 77,333 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Complete
Imagine Magic: Menma by Raxychaz reviews
Self-centered and generally hard to deal with, Menma Uzumaki gets juiced up by his G-Papa with Magic that reacts solely on his own imagination. What does this power mean when in the hands of a possibly crazy, self-serving gamer who just wants to see the world burn a little? Stuff, and Things will indeed happen. Not to be taken too seriously, DXD/Naruto/Minor Warcraft
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,506 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Menma U., Rias G. - Complete
Kaleid Liner Lias' Pawn by Lunar Wave reviews
Illya failed to protect those that she cared about. She lost everything. All that was left for her were the tattered clothes on her back and two quiet Kaleidosticks. Issei was having the greatest day of his life, until his girlfriend decided to kill him. The two crossing paths and they head out on their journey of Devils, Angels and Fallen. KaleidLiner!Crossover Issei/Harem
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,366 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, H. Issei, Rias G.
A Fox's Angel by JAYSEN reviews
Two containers, one angelic and one demonic. What are the odds of that meeting? Find out for yourselves.
Crossover - Naruto & Steel Angel Kurumi/鋼鉄天使くるみ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,272 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 6324 - Favs: 9,741 - Follows: 7,490 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
DxFATExD by The Hero of the End reviews
In her childhood Rias was in peril and was about to die when a miracle happened. Using a heirloom from the Gremory clan she somehow summoned Emiya Shirou into the world of DxD. Armed not only with the experience and knowledge from the previous world but an artifact of power Emiya Shirou becomes...a servant and at that a pawn. (No Issei)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61,033 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,160 - Published: 1/19/2015
The God Slaying HeroKing by The Hero of the End reviews
Emiya Shirou was always different/twisted from the mass. This distortion with lead him to become not a hero nor a king but a Hero King the new King of Heroes. To save the ones he loves he will crosss dimensions challenge a god and slay him in combat to become the 8th king. Watch Emiya Shirou's new life full of girls, power, and battle. chapter 3 is up
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 102,417 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Ninja of Justice by DarkShadowRaven reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, one of the greatest heroes of Konoha, but somehow he disappeared and now finds himself in the DC Universe with no memory of how he got there. Out of options, he decides to aid the heroes and join the Justice League to save their world.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 229,008 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The King of Games by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto fails to become a ninja and leaves Konoha for the world beyond the mists. He finds that things are ruled by the heart of the cards and he works to become the king of games. Naruto/Tea pairing. Naruto/Rin family Yu-Gi-Oh x-over.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,885 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., Naruto U.
SaOtoshigami by Bowpurity reviews
Rather then focusing on 'galges', Keima Katsuragi, the God of Conquest has decided to focus on Girls that are in front of his eyes. When the first VRMMORPG appears, tempting him with seven heroines to save. He takes a dive, and ends up getting caught. This is an AU of SAO, where things are more light hearted, more real, and most importantly, more absurd than normal.
Crossover - World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Keima K.
Fire Emblem: The Lord of Luck by Lana Bloodmoon reviews
Every time you change something, the rest of what you thought you knew about the future is destroyed. Better get used to screwing up, especially when you have a couple of Dragons arguing in your head. Also, if you start wandering on your own, you might get lucky while the world around you burns to ashes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,196 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Anna, OC] [Morgan, Owain/Odin]
The New Begining by Seanikins4 reviews
The Hero of Time is gone but a new Hero rises! Will Sean find his destiny? Or be destroyed by evil? Rated M in some chapters. UPDATE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,363 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Din
Naruto: The Natural Disaster by TheDemonKingNaruto reviews
AU, What if Naruto wasn't an Uzumaki or Namikaze and, was instead a orphan raised in the fires of the Second Shinboi World War. Yet amidst the chaos he's taken in by a certain clan of redheads. Armed with the family he never had, Naruto will take the whole world by storm! Naruto Godlike, Naru/Kushi/FemKyu (Discontinued till further Notice)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,056 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Bang for your Buck by Dailydour reviews
Kyuubi wants revenge, not against the village, but those who wronged him. Naruto's sick of being mistreated and agrees to hunt down his enemies, but it won't be a walk in the park. Naru/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,111 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara, Haku, Tayuya - Complete
New Frontiers by X abbodon X reviews
Naruto wakes up after a failed attack to find himself in a different dimension. Naruto/Pokegirls story there will be lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,482 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruto U.
The Ninth Sekirei Pillar by Arthain reviews
The Elemental Nations are in ruins, the villages are destroyed, and the last of the Shinobi are on the run. Naruto's last ditch effort to stop Madara lands him and his last companion in a new world. A world in which a brutal tournament is taking place and the prize could mean the total destruction of both this new world, and his old one.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 699,733 - Reviews: 3246 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu, No. 08/Yume - Complete
The Thirteenth Labor by ExistentialBeliever reviews
What if Berserker did retain his sanity during the Holy Grail War? Follow Berserker as he journeyed through an epic tales of family, sacrifice, and redemption.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,872 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern, Berserker - Complete
Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 10,211 - Follows: 6,279 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Nothing by Hakureisaiga reviews
Inspired by Sephieroth's Naruto: God of Blades fic...On the eve of Naruto's 7th birthday, he is cornered only to awaken a power within him. It is as they said...Nothingness is eternal. DarkNaruto...harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,250 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Reasons by OneShotMasta reviews
Ever wonder why Artemis is the way she is? Why out of every six things in the world she chose to remain a virgin forever? To have many names? To have a knee-length tunic? What does a certain blonde immortal have to do with all this? Immortal!Naruto NaruXArtemis.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Naruto U., Artemis] - Complete
Naruto The King Of Demons by Dragoon Of Darkness reviews
This is a story about when Naruto is kicked out after bring back Sasuke on the orders of the village. Now he had ended up in a school for monsters how will he handle all the new changes? How will he handle dealing with a crazy hot headed silver haired vampire who seems to love the taste his blood? Can he make it out alive or will this school be his end.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,505 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Ashikabi kicked from the leaf by kogen20 reviews
Naruto leaves the leaf and comes to Maison Izumo
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Naruto U., No. 10/Uzume
Prosperity by gokart48 reviews
The war with Valm is over and they set sail back home, but they make an unexpected stop on an unnamed island. The Grimleal haunt this place and the shepherds put a stop to it, but what happens next? Robin and Emmeryn.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Emmeryn] - Complete
A Hero's Dilemma by Washed Clean reviews
Link is, without a shadow of a doubt, an incredibly attractive man. Unfortunately, the entire female population of Hyrule seems to recognize this. Not that he minds, but it happens to get in the way when he's trying to talk to some of the more important women in the world.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Midna, Link, Zelda - Complete
A Familiar Tune by SpecialJewel reviews
"I always hear singing at night in the fields...I wonder who's singing? I hear them. But never see them..." Ocarina of Time/Twilight Princess. Implied Malink and Midlink. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Link, Malon, Midna - Complete
Vanishing Dragon Emperor by Azonic George reviews
AU. During Azazel's crazy experiment concerning Sacred Gears, ten year old Vali Lucifer was sent into another world where the age of gods still exist. Adopted by Kusanagi Ichirou, Kusanagi Vali, the strongest Hakuryuukou, will get the wish that he always wanted, that is to live in a world where gods and strong opponents are everywhere.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,282 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Vali L.
Unwavering Sky by Kur0Kishi reviews
He had long since given up. Or to be more precise, he just found it hard to care. He only had his job, his burden and his duty to keep him going. Smiling was a task, a necessity. Not a luxury. This is a story of a man, learning how to see in colours again.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,667 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu
The Journey by spottedscarf reviews
Midna... Just keep holding on... Just a little longer, I'll save you...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Epona, Midna, Wolf Link, Link - Complete
Ashikabi no Naruto by Itachi Uchiha 95 reviews
Naruto is reborn in the Sekerei world! A man who has given up on life will teach these birds how to live! Strong, Intelligent Naruto. NOT Godlike Naruto insert.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,298 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Naruto U.
Return to Koholint Island by kirbyfan1996 reviews
One girl finds her long lost friend, but maybe he's not the one she seeks...and the key to saving Hyrule lies in an island that never existed, yet was always real...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Link, Marin] Midna - Complete
A Fishcake's affair by Ihateheroes reviews
Naruto meets a certain woman in his dream's that haunts him by making him live a life of ecstasy that no man can withstand. But soon he will find love from women of all beauties seeing something in him that is very addicting. This is a Harem Older women
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 454,404 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Father of Demi-gods by xxAkuxx reviews
Naruto has done some amazing things during his shinobi career, but when he gets transported to another dimension, Meh. Becoming a Father to a Demi-god, he could deal with it. Becoming the father of 2 demi-children. Oh Shit. Now Naruto had to deal with Gods and Furies while keeping his children safe. Ordinary day for Naruto. Post 4th SW. No Flames. NaruxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 5,628 - Follows: 5,213 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U., Percy J.
Eyes in Twilight by ShimmeringRivers reviews
Midna, living a life far longer than any hylian, looks through to the realm of Hyrule and watches as Link lives and dies and is born again over centuries, wishing that she could only see him again and that he would remember her. Details disclaimer within
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Link, Midna - Complete
I could never hate you by Karasu-NS reviews
Sometimes it takes pain to find out who we truly love. Will Karasuba find out before its too late? Minato x Karasuba ONE SHOT maybe possible OOC . This is M for a reason there are mature concepts. No longer a one shot.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,098 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Minato S., No. 04/Karasuba
Veiled Moon by Ghostface211 reviews
Co-written with Windrave aka Wheeljack on TFF. A Sekirei crossover. Ever go left when you normally go right? Here's one such case, causing a meeting that would not have happened otherwise and whose repercussions will cause many plans to go awry.
Crossover - Bleach & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 231,924 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ichigo K., No. 10/Uzume
Paradox of the Unorthodox Spy by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
Born as Naruto Newgate, he is raised as a marine with unspeakable loyalty until he is sent to infiltrate the Straw Hat pirate crew and join their ranks as a spy.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,111 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Naruto U.
The Mysterious Black Neko by KinoM4SteR reviews
Kuroka seems to invite the Crimson Dragon Emperor to an abandoned shrine. She is deeply interested in Issei not only as the Crimson Dragon Emperor but for a particular reason. What is her intention towards him? Read to find out. Lemon story and Spoiler to those who haven't read Volume 11 of the DxD light Novel. 2 chapters plus a bonus chapter included
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - H. Issei, T. Koneko, Ophis - Complete
Uzumaki Chronicles: The Swirling Tides by ImSorryForLeavingYou reviews
Naruto's twin sister holds Kyūbi's yōki while he holds the soul. Kushina survived and has raised them both to be true Uzumaki. Will they succeed in reviving Uzushiogakure and the Uzumaki clan? Or will they fall before Konoha, Madara and countless other foes? [Uzumaki Centric]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 271,925 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 4,972 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Dragon Champion Lemon section by Freedom Guard reviews
This is the promised lemon story board for Naruto Dragon Champion....Please review and comment whenever possible and enjoy. And as stated....there are VERY serious lemons here so do not be surprised for the M rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 141,725 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U.
His Sword and Her Master by Redrover117 reviews
From the edge of time they are drawn to each other; the Hero of Legend and the Sword of a Goddess. Their bond transcends time itself; he comes for her as she sleeps and she knows he will continue to do so for all time. She is his sword and he is her master. OOT
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Link, Fi - Complete
Pirate Uzumaki by spriterx reviews
Naruto lost his battle with Pein, but is giving another chance in the One Piece world.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,085 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Boa Hancock
A Second Journey by SyncroX reviews
He has lived once already, with no regrets, and understood it was time to pass on. Yet, when the opportunity presents itself for him to embark on a new journey after two thousand years of sleep, there really wasn't any reason not to take it, right? There is only one condition, and that is for him to enjoy it to the fullest. Watch out world, guess who's back?
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,084 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A.
Runaway Reboot by J.Y. Chung reviews
My name is Sasuke Uchiha. Fourteen years ago I abandoned my village, for the power that Orochimaru promised me. I chose my path, in order to obtain the power to kill my brother. Now I'm choosing a new path. I've chose a different road than what fate had decided me for. I'm trading in my goals for a brand new one. I am Sasuke Uchiha, and I am a Runaway.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sasuke U.
Audacity by Shadow of cobra reviews
I grit my teeth as I clutched my tattered shoulder, the physical pain was nothing compared to the mental anguish I was feeling. "Why, Damn-it!" I shuddered as my vision began to blur. "Did we make it so far... Just so it would end like this?" I fell to my knees in weakness, cursing the situation I was in."... I guess you were right... Gray Jack." And then I blacked out.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,646 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
The World Only The Girls Know: Blue Rose Paradox by Wrathie Winsre reviews
A Paradoxical Scenario, one where the most impossible of odds made the most disastrous scenario and crisis for the Capturing God yet! Can he charm his way through it yet again?
World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,207 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Keima K. - Complete
Naruto Muyo! by NeroSparda reviews
Ever wonder what would it have been like if Naruto was in Tenchi Masaki's shoes? Well here's a story where Yosho crashed along with Ryoko on his planet. Things will get interesting for our blond hero, don't you think? Narutox? probably a harem.
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,139 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Ryoko, Naruto U.
Sharingan of The West by Oni Shin reviews
Naruto is found by Uchiha Itachi, floating down the river of VotE. After revealing his heritage to him. Itachi decides to train Naruto to use his Sharingan in the western continent. After two years he Itachi goes back leaving Naruto to forge his own path.
Crossover - Naruto & Koihime†Musō/恋姫†無双 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,802 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U.
Oh, Percy! by To Wander reviews
Percy decides to get it on with the Hunters, one girl at a time. Rated M for graphic smut and a very horny Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Percy J.
Naruto Deserted Island by Freedom Guard reviews
What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out. Sequel in the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 783,233 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4128 - Favs: 14,079 - Follows: 13,435 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goodbye Tayuya by MVPotato reviews
A little oneshot of what could have happened if Naruto spend a few pre-canon years in Oto. Warning: Character Death and Tayuya's sailor mouth
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
One Winged Yokai by shellbullet34 reviews
After being defeated by Cloud, Sephiroth finds himself trapped in a new, different, world where his blood is sucked daily by a pink haired vampire. PLEASE REVIEW! And no flames please
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,960 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sephiroth, Moka A.
The guardian Ninja by Susanoo's Endless Darkness reviews
Finding himself in a new Land, Naruto has taken a crash course on Life in spira. Sin, Aeons, Summoners, Maesters, Naruto is stuck in the middle as a journey begins. Will he be able to help Yuna stop sin or will he fall to the evils of Spira and his world
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,180 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Xmas2011: All I want for Christmas is Kyuu by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
The first of my 2011 Christmas one-shots that I have planned! The couple being Naruto and FemKyuubi of course With the 4th Great Ninja War ended and Christmas right around the corner, Naruto is in for a surprising Christmas! Merry Christmas Everybody!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Imperfections and Reality by Kaizer23 reviews
Walking home alone on a peaceful day one-shot .
World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Keima K. - Complete
Scrapped by throwaawy reviews
All Number Zero-Seven wanted was to find what she was missing. Prequel-fic, AU.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - No. 07/Akitsu - Complete
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
The Overlord of Zero by ironflea87 reviews
POLLS ARE NOW OPEN! After being stuck in the infernal abyss, the third overlord discovers a new world to pillage and plunder. Rated M for minion violence and sensual mistress actions later on.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,519 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011
Titans: Reborn by AsomeM reviews
Percy is run out of Camp, betrayed by everyone he knows. His mom and Paul are murdered. Now there is only one place he can turn. Sorry, I suck at summaries.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 162 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Percy J., Calypso
Naruto Uzumaki: The Youkai Files by DragonMasterFlex reviews
The descriptions of the results of the Shiki Fujin weren't entirely accurate. A not so dead Naruto now finds himself at the mercy of his new employers: a creepy headmaster of a school and a toddler who rules over life and death. Nar/Ros Vamp/YYH Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,792 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U., Moka A.
ToLoveNaruto! by oso1991 reviews
After an accident, Naruto is sent to the To-Love-Ru universe in a child's body and raised alongside Rito and Mikan. How will the story change with Naruto helping poor hapless Rito in his never-ending quest to win Haruna-chan's heart? Rito/Haruna Naruharem
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,898 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Naruto U., Lala S. D.
Troublesome by djghostwriter18 reviews
Naruto and friends sit and talk about what makes their wives troublesome. Pairings include: NaruTayu, ShikaTema, NejiTen, LeeSaku, ChoIno, KibaKarin, and ShinoHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Have I Ever Told You? by JuniorAfro reviews
A Series of Oneshots that involve Naruto and Tayuya. Chapter 2 up. "I Am Better Than You"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Project: Terminator by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
Amongst the midst of battles, an enigma's presence changes the courses of history.
Crossover - Naruto & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,137 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Mahou Assistant Sensei Naruto by Writer Sage reviews
Naruto's lost everything in the war against the Akatsuki, but a desperate move at the end might have just been what he needed to start fresh. How will Naruto handle being with the crazy class of 3-A? Will he find new love? You'll have to read to find out.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 102,903 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Namikaze Sephiroth's Return by VFSNAKE reviews
Sephiroth said "I...will never become a memory." after fighting Cloud Strife and it was considered a prophecy of his return years later. Now Centuries have past and it had yet to happen. Though what many don't know is the man's last name was...Namikaze!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,133 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sephiroth, Naruto U.
Alarm Clock Meet Tayuya by ImpliedParanoia reviews
Just a Oneshot With a NarutoxTayuya pairing. based on the same theme as the other alarm clock stories. M for Swearing and very minor sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
The Lightning Fox by NarutoMasterXt reviews
A story of lovers going through the hardships of their not so average life. LightingXNaruto
Crossover - Naruto & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Lightning
Soul of the Demon Meister by oso1991 reviews
Nearly 1000 years ago, Naruto destroyed the Akatsuki, stopped Sasuke, and saved all the inhabitants of the elemental countries. Now he comes to DMW Academy as a favor to Shinigami to teach the newest generation of meisters. Here comes Naruto-sensei!
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,630 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Pokgirls: Gold Version by that-guy-with-that-name reviews
Red's part of the story is over, now, in a new region, with new girls, a new tamer takes the stage, his name is Gold.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,201 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Naruma! A Magical Ninja by Dark Lord Sigma reviews
UNDERGOING REWRITE!
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,490 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Kitsune on Campus by Asha'man of Fire reviews
Naruto finds himself in a strange city, Mahora Acadamy. Unable to return to Konoha he begins a new life, but having to take take of a 10 year old mage and his class will prove difficult, even for him. Pairings undecided. Naruto/Negima crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 242,522 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U.
overlordvampire by The three quarter demon reviews
1st Overlord Rosario vampire cross over. first chapter is a summery
Crossover - Rosario + Vampire & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,204 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 9,515 - Follows: 4,489 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
The tell of the Gutsy Wizard by dawnofwar reviews
it has been a year sent Naruto stop Madara and Sasuke now he ask to go on a mission to hogwarts. the magic world will never be the same. NarutoXHermione M to be safe
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Naruto U.
Gift of The Goddess by Endogetsu reviews
No longer needed in Gaia, Genesis departs to a world where he can be a hero...one that he has unknowingly been to before. A Harry-is-Genesis fic. Pairing is Genesis/Fleur. Rated T.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,937 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Fleur D., Genesis R.
A Part of Life by Pardon the Insanity reviews
She blinked at him, and then laughed softly. "No, you're right." Her merriment subsided, but the touch of a smile still lingered upon her lips. "I guess what I meant is that I want to make a family. I want a baby."
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Naruto?: Jutsus and Magic 101 by panda-kun77 reviews
Ninjas have a tough job but what about teachers? 15 year old Naruto is tasked with an important mission that takes him to Mahora Academy where he'll work as a part-time tutor for one special class. Under Editing and revisioning!
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,549 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U.
The Scion of the Hunter: Tribulations of the Mad by CrossyCross reviews
A man that houses what which is forbidden is put down for the madness it caused him. An act of a high power spares him death, and sends him out of the universe. But, the trip shatters his mind beyond recovery, and he lands in a world unknown. Pokegirl fic
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,839 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Dad by DivineJudgment reviews
Fathers. They are the providers, the fortresses of the household. They raise you to be strong and wise, to become fine men and women. They work tirelessly to ensure you get only the best in life. But sometimes, fathers go over the line...
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Jack, Alice - Complete
Peaches are the Sweetest by Blood Brandy reviews
Peach is always getting kidnapped, is there maybe a reason for that? Meet the true King of the Koopas. Original Idea by Nirvash5. Rated M for a reason. Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Mario & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Peach, Naruto U.
The Lady Killer by Rob-cb reviews
what if Kyuubi wasn't evil? wat if she gives naruto a bloodline that can charm any female?. What if Naruto basically becomes godlike? Narutoharem. Love pairing Narutoxkyuubi NO YURI SO DON'T ASK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,079 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Pirate King by dorawarrior reviews
You were already the Pirate King"-Oneshot. Rayleigh reflects on Whitebeard's legacy...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Whitebeard, S. Rayleigh
Kitsune Mew Mew by jingo4754 reviews
Naruto was sent on a mission to track a strange character outside Konoha. Having found and chased the charater, Naruto soon finds himself in a strange new world. Worse, he can't return. Now he searchs for a way home while helping the Mew Mews
Crossover - Naruto & Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,713 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U., Ichigo M.
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,426 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Tale of the Demon Fox by RogueRoguePhoenix reviews
After years of planning, Uzumaki Naruto had razed Konoha to the ground and slaughtered his enemies. With the shinobi world dying, the demon ninja decided to seek peace in a new one. His arrival will spark a new revolution to all Yokais. -Dark Naruto-
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,952 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Naruto Akashiya by XNNMX reviews
AU: "Rei-neechan, who am i?" Asked the little Three year old looking up to the much older raven haired beauty that was his Eldest sister."You Naru-kun, are my little and adorably cute brother" Rei responded to the young boy. Was Naruto's life all a lie?
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,320 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Death is Only the Beginning by Zev06 reviews
The Shiki Fuujin. It was a jutsu meant to seal away the soul of the Kyuubi no Kitsune inside that of a newborn baby. It worked…kinda.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,576 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Perceived Possession by Esus927 reviews
What if Hanabi wanted more than just the title of Heiress? A glimpse at her sister’s diary points the younger girl toward something else to take away from Hinata. Hinata/Naruto/Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Wikipedia: Hedgehogs by Taranea reviews
A party and everyone s present! Little Cream gets her paws on a laptop and Sonic s worst nightmare ensues as his ‘friends’ discover the awful truth about hedgehogs in a very well known encyclopedia…
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sonic
Human Emotions by Bishop23 reviews
Wanting to learn human emotions Sai is sent to Youkai Gakuen. With the help of Moka and the others can Sai learn how to show his emotions?
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sai, Moka A.
Tha Maelstrom and tha Guardian by Froggy-slice reviews
Ichigo and Naruto have died at the age of six. In the afterlife amidst the sands of Huecho Mundo they meet up and form a goal. To create a true Heaven. What heppens when word of untainted hollows begins to spread? Ichi-Harem Naru-Harem. Crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Eyes of Balance by Beyond The Cage reviews
Unable to create a seal to completely lock away the Kyuubi, Minato panics, and adds something to the shikifuuin that will change the course of history forever. Temporarily Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kyuubi, Aishiteru by Illution reviews
A vixen is forced to help Naruto, but not with training.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Erotic Death by Beyond The Cage reviews
Sometimes, when everything you love dies, something happens. Not just anything, something weird and unnatural. I'm Naruto, and I've been sent to a strange world of sexual desire and rieghtous fury... Hm, wonder how this will turn out? Naruto x Pokegirls
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Galaxy Angel Naruto by Guardian Craze reviews
Vanilla gets sucked into a portal and lands on top of Naruto on the other side. when she looks into his eyes, she falls in love with him. she will have to choose between, find a way back home, or stay with Naruto. NarutoXVanilla NarutoXGalaxy Angel xover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Learning to be Human by tgobg reviews
Given a second opportunity to live. Naruto learns the meaning of friendship and love as he goes on his greatest adventure yet. Naruto will be taking the place of Cloud. Meaning, no Cloud in this story. No like, no read.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,831 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U.
The Unsealed Vampire: The Other Path by lord of the land of fire reviews
An alternate ending to my story The Unsealed Vampire.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
The Unsealed Vampire by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if Moka decided she was better off without a seal?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,177 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Naruto's Big Secret by Final Knightmare reviews
Naruto has a big secret and it’s about to be found out. Through a series of events Naruto discovers that there’s a lot more to life than being a ninja. Naruto/Kurenai/Yugao/Anko/Mikoto/others. Warning Lemon content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,944 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Legacies by sylveisaque reviews
A modern-day look back at legacies left by the most influential people to live their lives on the Four Blues.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Ninja and Guardians Cross by Darthweezel reviews
Cross between Final Fantay and Naruto Shippuuden. Jiraiya's seals go wrong ripping Naruto through another Dimension. Join Naruto as he searches for his way home.
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Ordinary by Angel Sorano reviews
Was Kagome's life as normal as she thought it was before falling down the well? Enter Dante Sparda. Kagome's best friend, unknown demon, and maybe something more... InuyashaDevilMayCry Crossover.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,088 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Kagome H.
Not home anymore by dasonone reviews
AU While returning from his training with Jiraiya, Naruto encounters Itachi who makes a jutsu with the intent to immobilize the boy but does a couple of hand signs wrong and sends Naruto in another world. -NarutoxWorldofWarcraft crossover- -NaruxOCxOC-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,021 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Kitsune's Dream by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
World of Warcraft crossover. Naruto had been a mercenary for three years. Ever since the exile from Konoha, he had grown to like his new life. But then a cross-shaped pendant changed it all. Strong!Naruto, NaruHarem Mostly OCs. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5920 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto is pissed by PYRO THE FIREGOD reviews
a Naruto and W.I.T.C.H. crossover
Crossover - Naruto & W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Naruto U., Will V.
Jealous by demonicnargles reviews
Tayuya lives in Konoha. A glimpse into her life there, a few looks at how she got there, and how she keep Naruto to herself. NaruTayu M for language One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Children of the Stars by SweetYuya reviews
2 Night Elves find themselves stranded inside of the Seireitei, unable to return to their world. Byakuya and Renji discover them, quickly labeling them ryoka. WoW-Bleach Crossover. Rated M for language, violence and smut. RenjixOC ByakuyaxOC **On Hold**
Crossover - Warcraft & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,119 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Renji A.
Naruto: Ice cold tamer by Demonshadows reviews
Naruto is not an academy student, he is not a civilian, he is an ice cold ANBU captain of a squad who is in for a pleasant suprise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,463 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U.
The Real Reason for My Nindo by darren ookami reviews
A story of how naruto thougt up his nindo. NaruxTayu. Naruto's POV. 1st fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: The Power of Darkness by tgobg reviews
No memory of his past. Born with unusual gifts, he searches for answers to the many questions that plague him. Will he find the answers he seeks or will the darkness in him destroy him before he does? Naruto AU /Bleach/KH2
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,290 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U.
Hinata's New Life by Awesomoisawesome reviews
Hinata's father disowns her, with no place left to go she moves in with Naruto. However problems arise once Hinata's little sister Hanabi comes to live with them and falls in love with Naruto. NaruHina with slight NaruHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,133 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Fox's Wedding by Trenchcoatgirl-Kyo reviews
A short NaruHina fic based on the myths of Kitsunes spiriting young girls away. Short story. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Team 7 and the Mall by DataIntegrationThoughtEntity reviews
Team 7 and their sensei are on a mission in Canada. Naruto6TEEN crossover. Ask any questions about the mentioned shows, I'd be happy to answer them if I can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.