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The Song of the Old Gods by Ice Vixen X reviews
In every myth, there is a spark of truth. In every old tale, a lesson to be learned. Will the people of Westeros choose to learn before it is too late or will they succumb to folly as their ancestors did? Fem/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,770 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 5/16/2019 - Harry P.
I See No Difference by maschl reviews
With Professor Snape's hateful and cruel words towards her, Hermione's trust in authority figures comes crashing down for good. She begins to question the adults' response to Harry's forced entry into the Triwizard Tournament and concludes that it's up to her to keep him safe. And if they have to leave the country to escape the madness of Hogwarts and Magical Britain, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,454 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 4,301 - Updated: 12/3/2022 - Published: 10/17/2020 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 295,543 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 10/9/2022 - Published: 9/15/2012
A King's Path by 521-DREAM reviews
Harry discovers himself to be a Mage, a magical who can use wandless magic. He wishes to no longer be manipulated by Dumbledore and Voldemort, to be able to chose his own fate. Harry returns to the Chamber of Secrets, hoping to find knowledge that can help him in his journey. He ends up finding much, much more . . . Harry/Fleur, GoF AU/Divergence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 224,177 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 6,429 - Follows: 8,042 - Updated: 8/23/2022 - Published: 2/28/2021 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Warcaster by The Crimson Lord reviews
The spell that should have killed sent its victim to a world where man bound machines to their will. Warcasters commanded and warjacks obeyed, and the Fates that had meant for the boy to carry a burden found instead a girl who stared at them beside the empty crib of her twin. Fifteen years have passed and the Dark Lord has returned. The Light must have a champion, but who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,538 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 7/23/2022 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P.
When the Dragon Spoke to the Moon by AppoApples reviews
She wasn't ageing. It was everyone's dream until they had it. Now she's at the beginning, with a ballot of butterflies to change Middle Earth forever. Left behind, Harry Potter finds that yet again Hogwarts is at the crossroads of another war. With his own magic changing and the scandals surrounding him, keeping his family safe has never been more important. xover HP/LordoftheRings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,035 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 4/29/2022 - Published: 1/1/2021 - Harry P., Luna L., Hedwig, Legolas
Proud Parents by RobSt reviews
Despite how impossible it seemed, Harry was sure his dad had saved the three of them from the dementors. After Hermione's time turner took them both back three hours, he was desperate to discover if who he'd seen casting that patronus was truly his dad. Harry certainly wasn't disappointed when his mum turned up instead, and changed the entire course of his life. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 246,871 - Reviews: 6247 - Favs: 7,701 - Follows: 10,237 - Updated: 4/26/2022 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Double Back by Methos2523 reviews
Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 268,228 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 10,158 - Follows: 12,219 - Updated: 7/9/2021 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
A Flower for the Soul by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 369,606 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 8,423 - Follows: 6,789 - Updated: 4/18/2021 - Published: 11/16/2020 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Most Splendid Expedition by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
It's been five years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Luna's fascination with magical creatures has waned. But before fully moving on to other pursuits there is one elusive prey she is determined to capture. The poor boy doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/1/2021 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Easier Than Falling Asleep by JacobApples reviews
Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up. Also, the tanslation in French is available by Eohwel. This is a repost to save it from being deleted, sorry about the formatting, it won't be fixed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 107,413 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/19/2020 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Hedwig - Complete
The Disorder of the Phoenix by JacobApples reviews
Seven years after defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter has been raising his godson, Teddy Lupin with the help of Teddy's grandmother, Andromeda Tonks. What will happen when Fawkes the Phoenix pulls this happy, war-weary family back in time for a chance at a better future. Set before the breakout from Azkaban in OOTP. No paradox.*What We Lost* is the sister fic without time-travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101,512 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 708 - Published: 8/10/2020 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Teddy L. - Complete
Drown Yourself in Glory by A-Bird-Of-Prey reviews
It storms the day Ostara Baratheon is born. The ocean beats against the shore and the wind tears at the walls of Storm's End and no one notices the magic that lingers in the air. No one notices the fierce sizzle of power bubbling beneath the babe's soft flesh. No one save Death, who sits and waits and smiles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,277 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Hermione G., Rhaegar T.]
The Brightest Sun by Witless Maester reviews
Elia Martell expected to die in King's Landing. Harry Potter had died in his war. Two strangers are thrown together through some force. Raising three kids is hard, raising two of them to eventually rule a kingdom even harder, especially when you're trying to find a way to Westeros. Cross-posted on AO3.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 216,671 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 3,774 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 2/24/2020 - [Harry P., Elia M.]
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4405 - Favs: 5,006 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Voice in the North by Umodin reviews
He was called Dragonborn once, and through trial and tribulation he lived up to that title. Seven years he had been the protector of Skyrim, only to die from a dagger to the belly by the hand of his good-brother. He hoped to feast in Sovngarde, but no, his Mistress had plans for him. Flung into the sandbox of the Princes, the now named Jon Snow knows not to spurn his second chance.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,527 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 4,584 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 5/7/2020 - Published: 5/26/2017 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Nocturnal, Jon S., the three eyed raven
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,382 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 300 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Green Eyed Beast by MrWriterWriter reviews
James and Sirius decide just trusting Dumbledore has its own flaws, so they decide to give Harry an edge up on the matter. The Hogwarts motto has never been more accurate. Parings to be determined. Rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 4,059 - Updated: 4/22/2020 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Harry P.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 9334 - Favs: 20,156 - Follows: 23,172 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Something Beautiful, in a Terrible sort of Way by Tsume Yuki reviews
It all happens at a private meal. All signs indicate that one moment Rhaegar had been sitting beside them. Then, the next moment, he was gone. Is gone. There's no sign of the Prince of Dragonstone and Arthur feels his heart drop. (Female Harry Potter)
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,608 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 2/24/2019 - Harry P., Rhaegar T.
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 5,737 - Follows: 3,415 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
The Elvenqueen by PristinelyUngifted reviews
One person can make a difference: sometimes large, sometimes small. This is the story of a young witch who died under mysterious circumstances and woke up in a completely different world - a world she would change just by existing. Follow the journey of Hermione Granger as she walks the path to becoming Hermione Thranduiliel, the Elvenqueen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,670 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 3,201 - Updated: 2/10/2019 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Legolas] Aragorn, Thranduil - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 4,682 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 206 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Never Get the Sorting Hat Mad at You by elvirakitties reviews
Dumbledore really upset the sorting hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 240 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 499 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Quidditch World Cup by TheEndless7 reviews
After the war, things didn't go as planned for Harry. He tried to be an Auror, but it wasn't for him. Instead, he turned to Quidditch. Now, at the 2002 World Cup, he looks back on what went wrong and discovers what he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,996 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 3,986 - Follows: 1,408 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 5,848 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Blue Pill by zArkham reviews
After seeing Snape's memories in Dumbledore's pensieve, Harry realizes he has to sacrifice himself for the Wizarding World to survive. But after a very cryptic encounter with Luna Lovegood, Harry begins to question everything he knows about his life. What is really going on? Central to answering this question is finding out who truly is the Boy-Who-Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L.
I was never a scarecrow by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,628 - Published: 3/15/2017
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 8,243 - Follows: 4,754 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 21,193 - Follows: 24,104 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
When Fate Intervened by LordVishnu reviews
My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 7,593 - Follows: 5,090 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
But why? by Fairywm reviews
Dumbledore spins a tale, and Harry snaps. What's wrong with small acts of kindness? Not your normal Evil!Dumbledore. Grey!Harry. Character death. Not a HEA story. No recapping of Harry's schooling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 168 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 235 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Enemy by Luolang reviews
The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 360 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 6,365 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4607 - Favs: 10,806 - Follows: 7,682 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Revolutionary Girl Luna by Luan Mao reviews
The Rose Bride is there to be won, and nothing will get in Luna's way!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 8,301 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 201 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 461 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veela Life Debts by jojobevco reviews
When enmity between two civilizations causes Harry to save a young girl's life, a bond forms. When a dangerous task causes Harry to save another girl, another bond forms. These bonds put him on a path that could change the world. Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,218 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 3,384 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D., Fleur D.]
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 8,876 - Follows: 2,724 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 8,805 - Follows: 2,681 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,650 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 11,089 - Follows: 5,234 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fortuitous Miscalculation by m0untainc1imber reviews
Harry ends up in Azkaban because almost everyone thinks he is going dark, Remus manages to break him out and send them both back in time to their younger bodies to do things properly...but his makes a teensy tiny mistake. One-shot, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 238 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 4,714 - Follows: 1,949 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4193 - Favs: 14,394 - Follows: 13,683 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 4,886 - Follows: 1,342 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,138 - Reviews: 4691 - Favs: 13,933 - Follows: 5,746 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 268 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4197 - Favs: 12,381 - Follows: 11,291 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10079 - Favs: 30,013 - Follows: 12,275 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 5001 - Favs: 14,472 - Follows: 6,849 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2595 - Favs: 7,016 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not by Clell65619 reviews
Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversations with Luna by evansentranced reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11949 - Favs: 24,984 - Follows: 9,222 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete