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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Here's a little about me:

Writing is fun for me, my styles vary depending on my moods, most of the time it is very hard for me to write happy stories, but every once in a while i can do it. As for my tastes in stories, I can't stand reading third person writing, also, when people put themselves into a story it bugs the hell out of me. Stop being so self centered and just write a good story. I love playing with people, sometimes i try to get a reaction out of them just to see how things work out, yes it is a little wrong but it's so much fun. One thing that i have been wondering latley is what makes a writer. Anyone can be an author but only the top of the classs are actually writers. So who is an actual writer? The boy who can crank out 79 pages in a short period of time, or the girl who can only write when she get an idea that makes her want to sit down and spin a story.

Read this if you are an insecure girl (you know you want to)

Find the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours to listen to your heart beat

or will stay awake just to watch you sleep

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead

who keeps your picture in his wallet

who wants to show you off to the world even in your sweatpants

who holds your hand in front of all his friends

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you how much he cares, and how he is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says That's Her!


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4549 - Favs: 7,807 - Follows: 4,343 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting on some Beautiful Boy by Rolly Polly Dolly reviews
Bella and Edward married in 1917. In 1918 Edward is saved by Carlisle, and forgets Bella existed. Today the Cullens return to Forks and to a certain brown haired vampire, but is it too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,132 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Once Upon a One Night Stand by come back running xx reviews
Bella's had a series of bad boyfriends & tired of it. She has a one night stand with Edward CEO of a large company, and secretly a mafia boss. Next day Bella leaves and Edward's distraught. He turns obsessive and will stop at nothing to have her back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,665 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Memories by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are gone. She's going to school with two other vampires and suddenly the Cullens start appearing one by one in odd ways. What happened all those years ago? and why are they all so sad? please R&R. thanks all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,770 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8424 - Favs: 7,631 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Defining Moments,Trivial Moments,&Literary Giants by Tara's folly reviews
An in depth look at the nights Edward spends with Bella in her room, pranking a substitute teacher, tutoring Bella in literature class, and setting up an Incentive Program to help her learn. ExB AxJ EmxR T just in case. Takes place during eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,939 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
World Fell Down by Lacessit reviews
On a tragic day, a group coming together for a tragic reason, Derrick Harrington confronts the horror of his negligence.
Clique - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Derrington, Massie B. - Complete
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I can't bring you back reviews
Bella's parents die in a car crash and she is sent to an orphange where she meets two other orphans Alice Brandon, and Rosalie Hale. So what happens when they move to Forks and meet the handsome Cullen brothers? Will they finally be completely happy again
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,995 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008
Fallen Angel reviews
Bella is bitten by Victoria. She hates being the monster that she is and kills Victoria. She then runs away and meets the cullens. Will she and Edward fall in love, or will she just run away again? Please Read&Review,story is better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008