And Maudlin said, Let there be a bio page, and there was a bio page. And Maudlin saw that the bio page was insane, and Maudlin separated the bio page from the pseudo-biblical quoty thing like suchwise!
Who am I? I'm Mad Maudlin Hart. Usually. Occasionally I am a tea-chest full of absinthe and coconuts.
Look, shouldn't the name have tipped you off? "MAD" Maudlin? There is no sanity here. SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK! Er, sorry.
"Heheheheh... pointy hornlets. What are they for, if not for nomming?"
My EdWin can beat up your Bedward!
I think Girl Genius is a pretty cool guy. seh does sceince and doesn't afraid of her mom.
If I were to list all of my lust-objects here, this bio page would be long like a long thing in the world of longness. I have far too many, you see.
"Blast!" "Damn!" "Ohh bugger." "Frag!" "Truth on a motorbike..." "You humanoid!" "what is this I don't even" "Hell's Bells!" "OH MY GAH"
I ship canon pairings. Unless they are shitty adaptation decay pairings.