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Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.
-- HIATUS --
Due to me forgetting the password, and hotmail deactivating the email, logging in again was a bloody hassle, to put it lightly.
At this point all I can say is that updates may follow
We are 3 crazed teenagers (namely Alex, Hazel and Katy) and in our infinite wisdom, we have decided to write a fanfiction about us being trapped in the fantastical land of Pirates of the Caribbean. Just like the rest of the teenage population, right?
So, maybe you're thinking "Oh great, one of THOSE fanfictions" and are now rolling your eyes at us, and planning on clicking the 'back' button on your internet browser.
You see, in our story, there are Jonas Brothers instead of Mary Sues. There is humour instead of pointless 'drama'. And if that's just too scary and out of your comfort zone, then don't read it.
- We plan on embracing every single one of the Pirate movies, and being the only self-insertation that has completed all three movies. (although we've been informed that somebody else beat us to it... but STILL...)
To summarize, we plan on world domination.
Quotes From Our Beloved Reviewers
"A lot more unique than the average thrown-into-PotC-with-friends."
"Had me in stitches!"
"Thanks for the never-ending supply of laughs, and entertainment"
"i have read a lot of fan fics on here, but this is the first one that i have completly enjoyed for one reason: its funny!"
"i was laughing out loud so many times!"
"I love this fic, it's completely hilarious."
"The awesomeness justs keeps on coming!"
"i love how you totally bring out William's pansynism and feminism and ignorantism and dorkynism"
"Somehow, someway, I am actually moulding a popcorn-littered theater inside this miniscule brain of mine to which the movie and your neverending creativity may forever correspond in complete harmony and logicality."
Hazel: They're all on the floor, Katy. -points to bits of paper-
Katy: More reviews!
Sasha: (joking) I'm going to start krumping in a minute!
Katy: (very strong Scottish accent) ABSOLUTELY!
Hazel: (just waking up) Arghhhhhhh!
Katy: Go kiss Will or something.
Katy: What do you call them... character development... teachers?
Quotes From Our Story
- “Holy Jemima Puddleduck!”
- “It’s SSSHHHTUUURNIP!” Alex cried out angrily, and fell on Will. He looked terrified as he attempted to hold Alex upright. “You SSSHHHHHHCUM! NAAAAAAAY FAIR MAIDEN!”
- "Will looked horrified. He wrinkled his forehead, widened his eyes and opened his mouth. Confused Labrador position.
- “Wait a minute… something about that stuck up ice-cream is familiar” thought Alex. “Holy cripes! It’s GILLETTE!"
- “I was a part-time nurse in my previous life.” Said Will conversationally.
- Katy slapped Will on the back of the head. “HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!?”
- “Human hair. From my back.” -pause- “EWWW JACK!?” cried Katy.
- “Parlay! That’s the one!” exclaimed Jack pointing excitedly at Katy. His excitement was catching. “PARLAYPARLAYPARLAYPARLAYPARLAY!” screamed Katy, jumping up and down.
- “No, they can’t FIRE!” she was furious. “Hazel and Alex and…” she thought of Joe’s biceps. What if he got shot in the bicep?
- Katy was having issues. “I WANT MY ALEX!” she squealed, throwing herself down onto the sand. She grabbed the closest thing to her, which happened to be Nick’s legs.
- Joe: “Maybe we should lie huddled close together for warmth." Katy’s eyes visibly light up.
- “Oh stop looking like a lost puppy Turnip!” Alex yelled at him.
- “Yes, Miss Depp,” said Jack. “She wishes,” whispered Joe.
- "Your biceps are huge for a fifteen year old..."
- Will was prancing around like the feminine vegetable he is but actually doing a good job on the killing undead monster side of things.
(we like quotes far too much...)
The Best Review EVER
Smithy 2009-01-20 . chapter 1
"Get a life. Will Turner is the most noble of all of the pirate characters and you should not disrespect him in this fashion."
Cue us laughing for about 10 minutes...
copy n paste randomness...
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