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Joined 02-06-08, id: 1493968, Profile Updated: 08-11-10
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

What's cookin' good lookin'? ;)

I'm a neurotic and spastic weirdo.

Name: Emerald Starfire Black Rose Tarynn Gryffin of Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona (It exists!)

Age: I lost count at 647.

I HATE child abuse, it's plain wrong and the parents should be tortured and brutally executed if they do that.

Homophobia is plain wrong! Help abolish it and create a better, more understanding world! (While we're on that, racism, sexism, double standards, Shari-ah law, Nazism, anti-Semitism, intolerance, etc. should be banned. yeah right...)

I'm spiritual but not into organized religion...and bisexual.

My favorite movies are: Saving Private Ryan, and The Pianist, and Edward Scissorhands, and Sweeney Todd, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Inglourious Basterds (Yes! Ultimate win for Tarantino! XD), Last King of Scotland, Up, Schindler's List, Some Like It Hot...yadda, yadda, yadda

Movies I HATE: Mean Girls, 27 Dresses, North by Northwest, Casablanca (makes no sense!), Ocean's Thirteen, invasion of the Teenaged Mutant Alien Lobsters (I really don't know...xD), Speed Racer, etc.

Best foreign films: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, The Army of Shadows, A Battle of Wits, Waltz With Bashir, The Band's Visit and a lot more I can't think of now

personality: see somewhere above

Animes and books:

Deathnote, Naruto, BLEACH, Naruto, One Piece, Hellsing, The Prince, Trigun, Jonathan Strange and Dr. Norrell, The Thief of Time, The Crystal Cave, The Lord of the Flies (Analyzing it for English sort of killed it though.), The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (thus the penname!)

I love House, M.D., Dexter and Monk (so sad...it ended).

As you can figure out, I'm deleting my old stories, however, I'm leaving the Birds and the Bees up because of the number of reviews I have for it so i might continue it, that is up for debate. Anything else aside from my Harry Potter story will go. It's a New Year so new stories that are hopefully better.

Thanks for understanding and sorry for anyone who liked those stories. It's just that those stories suck really bad now that I look at it.

Any questions, just P.M. me, I don't bite. xD

I can't believe Itachi died. X( Sooo sad. Please don't tell me that Gin dies too.

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The Hellsing Files by Keith B. Real reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
Seireitei Monogatari by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Tales of the Court of Pure Souls. A collection of drabbles and one shots with various pairings, taking place at various times and locations during the series. Yaoi, Yuri, Het, and Gen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 358,774 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
White Lightning and Wine by Gryffinhuffinpuffindorin reviews
Draco has a duty to his name, and that is to marry a girl and have a Malfoy heir. Harry loves Draco. On Draco's Wedding Day Harry breaks it off with Draco. Years Later Harry comes back to England and meets one Cassius Malfoy. DMHP. Discontinued 10/11/10.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,986 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Beauty And The Beast by TenshiXXX reviews
Gaara is a cruel prince who was turned into a hideous monster by a sorcerer in repentenance for his sins. In order to break the spell, he must fall in love before the last petal of the magic rose falls or he will remain a beast forever... GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,396 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Gaara, Neji H.
In a Heartbeat by lilacbird reviews
I wonder if it's true what they say. About your life flashing before your eyes when you die... This is L. This is his life. In a heartbeat. On hold until I finish my exams! Will be picked up again in a month or so.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,415 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - L, Light Y.
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fine Ass you Have by Miss Doll reviews
L attempts some mating patterns that do not go as planned; use of the word jugs
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Come To You In Pieces by StarkBlack reviews
ShuuheiRenji. After years of fighting along side Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji has fallen for him. How far? All the way. Hisagi Shuuhei sees it, and being the person he is, and loving Renji the way he does, he can't help but try to help.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,517 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shuuhei H., Renji A. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Confessions and Forever by Tara Kitaide reviews
A pathetic confession on Renji's part leaves things between him and ichigo in tatters. With Ichigo and Orihime engaged to be married how can the shinigami possibly keep living with himself? Three-Shot story, Unrequited RenjixIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Heart and Soul by Shuiro Ecstacy reviews
What life would be like if the unlikely possiblity of Cloud and Vincent getting together actually happened. Rated M for the naughty stuff. Finally complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 53,631 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Remember by HeavensPuppet reviews
NejixGaara CharacterDeath OneShot. "Neji stood deathly still in front of the tomb, the desert winds blowing sand and long black hair into his mouth." Neji looks back on his relationship with Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
That's Why I Still Haven't Fired Him by CelticPhantom reviews
A day at the office quickly goes wrong as Reno pulls one of his more insane pranks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Reno, Tseng
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unforeseen Complications by Acmarache reviews
Ichigo and Urahara are oblivious idiots. Isshin, for once, can see what everyone else has missed and decides to do something about it. May God have mercy on their souls with Isshin involved. Quite a bit of angst.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Painful Misunderstandings by Acmarache reviews
Where Kisuke is an idiot, Ichigo is annoyed and nervous, and where in God's name are the keys?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
The Promise of Redemption by blueeyedchibi reviews
[Cloud x Reno, shonenai] His chopper is going down and all he can seem to think about is Cloud...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Take Your Time by danii-chan reviews
Gaara's a new student in Konoha High. He's a shy and easily intimidated teen. GaaraNeji May be others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Ties that Bind Us by Wilde Phyre reviews
Chapter 10 is up! When Aragorn is seriously injured during the battle at Helm's Deep, Legolas will do anything to save him, but will Aragorn apreciate his sacrifice? SLASH (AL) Nearing completion.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
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The Tales of the Ninja reviews
A collection of drabbles about the ninjas that make up the world of Naruto. Will contain het, yaoi, yuri and many different pairings, situations and characters. Rating can go up. 2nd chapter: Bleach and Naruto showdown: 1st round Gin vs. Orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010
Get Off My Back! reviews
Harry left his mafia family behind to pursue soccer. Now he's standing on the brink of sports superstardom, only his past catches up to him in the form of Draco Malfoy. Draco, heir to Slytherin wants to be the mafia boss...if his father would only die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Light Me Down reviews
Harry and Draco are the heirs to two mob families that have been bitter enemies since Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin first imigrated to England from Italy. What happens when Draco is ordered to kidnap Harry and hold him as hostage? Slash, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Birds and the Bees reviews
Zuko is trapped giving one clueless Avatar Sex-Ed. Katara and Sokka and Toph supposedly 'help'. Read and Review! Please! T for language. Especialy Zuko's.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Valentine's Day reviews
Yay! i finally wrote another story! Has GrimmIchi and Rukia X Renji! Read and review, please! yes, does have slash...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete