Future Mrs. Sparrow
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Joined 02-06-08, id: 1493977, Profile Updated: 03-09-09
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Name: Wouldn't you like to know?
Age: Between 16-23
Job: Die Hard Band Geek

Authors Note: March 9, 2009

I am SO sorry I haven't updated any of my stories in sooo long!! Please forgive me, dear readers!! Life has been very complicated lately I just can't find time to write! Rest assured, I will update them in due time. Please don't kill me!!

Favorite...

Movies
Pirates of the Caribbean
Sweeney Todd
Harry Potter
Corpse Bride
Secret Window
Benny Joon

Books
Twilight
Harry Potter
Rebecca
Marley Me

Actors
Johnny Depp
Daniel Radcliffe
Orlando Bloom
Alan Ryckman

Actresses
Helena Bonham Carter
Keira Knightley

Pairings/Ships/What-have-you
Sparrabeth- Jack and Elizabeth are made for eachother.
Sweenet- So sexy
Harry/Ginny- So sweet
Ron/Hermione- Cute...
Bella/Edward- Soooo sexy
Bella/Jacob- Sometimes.

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in you profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, BloodyOracle, Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, Feathertail1021, Spottedfire, Jack's True Love, ismark5555, Future Mrs. Sparrow

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, Future Mrs. Sparrow

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that pathetic rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE JOHNNY DEPP/JACK SPARROW PLZ COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO UR PROFILE!!

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a weird/insane friend and you love his/her weirdness/insanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris), blackpearl.fantasy (I loved it! tried doing it on purpose afterwards, didn't work)

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think there should be a picture of Deathly Hallows and/or Jo Rowling next to "Awesome" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think there should be a picture of the Curiosity scene next to "adorable" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you don't think Keira Knightley should ever give up acting, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

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Survey Time! by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
The Disney characters take a long and slightly depressing survey! Can they go through it without losing their minds?
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010
Uh oh by CrossBreed777 reviews
Sweeney is as grumpy as ever so what happens when Mrs. Lovetts gives him some little pills 'Drugs'. Finall Chap up! Sweeney/Nellie somewhere
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Saving Lizzie by whirlwind94 reviews
One late night in Tortuga, Capt. Jack stumbles upon an Elizabeth much different than the one he remembers. Sparrabeth! LONG AGO DISCONTINUED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Have We Met Before? by Florencia7 reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth is determined to be loyal & wait for Will,but she loses her memory in an accident. Luckily,a certain pirate captain comes to the rescue,but will he tell her the truth about the past,or rather attempt to win her heart as a stranger? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3016 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., Hector B. - Complete
Bliss by Lobsters forever reviews
Sparrabeth. What if a tropical storm hit the island that Jack and Elizabeth were stranded upon? And the navy was unable to get to Elizabeth for a few more nights. What would happen between Jack and Liz? I've answered that. NOTE IS UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 83,521 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
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Surveys of the Caribbean reviews
You know those surveys you fill out on Myspace when you're super bored?... Yeah... that's what's here. Pure fun! :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009
Coveted reviews
Elizabeth can't stand waiting on that island for Will for another ten years. Her and Jack's paths cross and of course, being Captain Jack Sparrow, she is not exempt from his charms. So guess what happens? Yeah, love happens. But Will does not like this. A
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,928 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
The Melodies of Jack and Elizabeth reviews
10 Drabbles based on 10 different songs. Sparrabeth. NOT A SONGFIC! R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Getting Her Back reviews
Sequel to "Pirate Kings Life"...You might want to read that one first.. Sparrabeth, obviously, rated T. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,802 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Pirate King's Life reviews
Elizabeth is feeling ill, but doesn't want to admit it, and when Jack finds out, he's desperate enough to visit...Her. First fic, Please be nice! Sparrabeth. Rated T for safety. R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,379 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow