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Joined 02-06-08, id: 1494012, Profile Updated: 08-06-13
Author has written 5 stories for Sisters Grimm, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

hi i am extremly random and have multipul obsetions.

my curent obsetions

harry potter/what hapens to his kids/life after hogwarts the

sisters grimm ( majorly i am the founder of the offical fan club at http://www.freewebs.com/thesistersgrimmfanclub/ i am the leader mesage me if u join and would like me to link your sisters grim fan fic.?

life with derek, runescape, you tube,twilight and i recently discoverd myspace.

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Mass send//

DANCE...as though no one is watching

LOVE...as though you've never been hurt before

SING...as though no one can hear you

LIVE...everyday as if it was your last...remember..tommorow is never promised.

Ally

some good advice

Things not to do at hogwarts(winkwink)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

and that was only some of them

Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport landing.

1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes “older women”

4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren’t really funny

7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier

8. Saying “I don’t believe in fairies” will not make Puck or his minions die

9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after”

10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones

12. I will not ask people to see their driver’s licenses

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else

16. I will not offer any “anti-aging” products to Everafters

17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke

18. I will not brag about all the places I’ve been recently

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok

20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror

22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man

24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people

25. I will not ask for autographs

26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand

28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning

29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot".

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Happychica, nwfairy, SciFOXcraft279, Aremv monthlyobsesionist,

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

OK u dont have to be gay to repost this...im not gay and i've reposted it!

OK radom things...

f you absolutly LOVE one or all of the jonas brothers copy and paste this into your profile. (I love them all, I can't choose)

if you ever fell Up the stairs copy and paste this in your profile (long story)

If you have ever ran into a wall when the lights are on copy and paste this into your profile (I broke my glasses, luckily I wear contacts most of the time)

if you liked the jonas brothers before they were on hannah montana copy and paste this into your profile (The first song I ever heard was Time for me to Fly)

if you know nick had a solo album and know all the songs on it copy and paste this into your profile. (my favorite is Dear God)

If You Have Ever Seen A Film(Or Show) So Many Times That You Can Quote The Words, copy and paste this onto your profile

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.

You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!AND MILK)

Below are some wickedly awesome Random Philosophies. If you want the full list, go to MC FooFoo's profile:

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

EMO--Extravagently Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid
I'm SHY, so I MUST NOT have any friends
I wear black nail polish and an into music so I MUST be emo
I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all.

I go to PRIVATE SCHOOL so i MUST think that kids from public school are beneath me

I get LOW GRADES IN SCHOOL so I MUST be mentally chalenged

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I HAVE SUICIDAL TENTANCIES, so I MUST be insane

I am SHORT, so I MUST be young

I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)

I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD

When she stare's at your lips=== Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you=== Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cursing at you=== Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet=== Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignore's you=== Give her your attention

When she pulls away== Pull her back

When you see her at her worst=== Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying==Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking== Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared=== Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder=== Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat== Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you=== Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time=== reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt== Back yourself up with the TRUTH

When she says that she likes you== she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands=== Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you=== bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret=== keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes=== don’t look away until she does

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU=== SHES HURTING INSIDE

When you break her heart=== the pain NEVER really goes away

When she says its over=== she STILL wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin=== she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

- DON'T let her have the last word

-always call her when you know somethings wrong

- Pretty and beautiful is soo much better than hot and sexy

- Say you love her more than she could ever love you

- Argue that she is the best ever

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Tease her and let her tease you back

-Stay up all night with her when she's sick

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:

Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Scarlett Cullen, Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire., XEdwardCrazyX, justrememberhe prefersbrunets, monthlyobstionest

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, or alternitavly got soda in your eye where you were about to drink, copy and paste this into your profile

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile

- I am addicted to vampires and would like to become one

- I am so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore

-If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, copy this into your profile.

- I have tripped UP the stairs

- I have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa

- I ask really stupid, obvious questions

- I talk to myself

- Some people may think I'm mentally insane

- I often burst out in mad laughing fits for no reason

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than fuor letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry, a friend is somone who will listen to your world domination plan carefully and suggest random things to improve it, even though they know it'll never happen. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste th

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.

Edward hears voices...and they don't like you

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.(HAHA THAT WOULD BE ME! PIRATES RULEE. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

"Music is like candy, you gotta throw away on the rappers"

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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Anyone but him by K. A Zerlang reviews
Just a little Sisters Grimm story, since I noticed there weren't a lot of those on here. SabrinaPuck, of course.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Breaking Dawn 2 by GC20 reviews
what happened after breaking dawn...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 25,492 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Felicity and Bliss by Lumiere Nordiques reviews
My 100 word challange for Cannabalistic skittles. Wacky one shots and mini stories. Let's all delve into the semi-average life of a Grimm... Rated T.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,811 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
Its A Grimm Life by The Literature Dragon reviews
In another adventurous tale with the Grimm sisters they uncover many dangerous plots and discover the unfamiliar with each other. Puck and Sabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,261 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
School Is In Session by secret scraps reviews
The sequel to Jealousy. Puck, Sabrina, and Daphne go to the new school to find out what Mayor Heart is up to. Puck/Sabrina, and a few OC/OC relationships.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008
Painful Truths by Imaginat0r 95 reviews
The Sisters Grimm : Puck has a girlfriend ; Sabrina's totally jealous. So much crying by some of the characters! and Someone has Kidnapped Sabrina's family....I know Crappy summary but PLEASE read! Plus. Their may be more then one person in Brina's life..
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
And Now I'm An Everafter by RockSuperstar reviews
My name is Jessica. I was a normal seventeen year old girl. I wasn't an Everafter, I didn't even know what an Everafter was. There was no magic, and fairytales were only stories. Then I went to Ferryport Landing and everything changed. -Complete.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
The Heart Locket by Bleached Rose reviews
Sabrina Grimm is desperate to awake her parents but when she uncovers the perfect solution, will it work? R&R Read & REVIEW! Includes P/SG in later chapters. Formerly known as 'People who use people.' MY FIRST FANFIC
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
Mission: Stay in Ferryport Landing by WizKid94 reviews
Sisters Grimm Fanfiction! PuckxSabrina. Sabrina's parents are awake, but then why is Sabrina so upset? Can she figure out a way to keep her and her sister in Ferryport Landing, or will their father rip the sisters away from their destinies?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Dream Machine: A Sisters Grimm Fanfiction by tripping over isolines.x reviews
Nottingham and Heart are up to something again, and the Grimms are there to stop their scheme! It gets better as you read further. PuckxSabrina. A complete adventure, not just one of those three chapter thingamajigs that hold a mini-plot.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Lies Can Hurt by Ellina Kayde reviews
A new school has been built in Ferryport Landing, and it's expected that Sabrina, Daphne, and even Puck will attend. What isn't expected, however, is new fairytale friends, highly unanticipated jealousy, and, worst of all, an old enemy bent on revenge.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,589 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
Sunny Moments by tripping over isolines.x reviews
A small piece of light fluff and a classic EdwardxBella moment. Set after BD. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sisters Grimm Fanfiction: My First One by azherd reviews
This is my first fanfiction. The three kids have to discuss an important with Granny Relda. I don't really know what to write...Give me more ideas. Constructive criticism plz! discontinued. sry!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
Truth or Dare by Moonlight-Dancer09 reviews
Bella and Edward decide to play truth or dare while waiting for their lattes... what kind of trouble will they get into? One Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Eyes and Sad Smiles by JessicaMee reviews
Future generation Harry Potter. Scorpious is sorted into Gryffindor and meets Albus Severus, causing much angst to both fathers. Changing POV. SLASH. If you don't like, don't read. I don't own any characters, so don't sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
A Watery Smile by xcheergrlx3 reviews
The Sisters Grimm-- A slightly sad one-shot about Puck and Sabrina, in which Sabrina has a mind-changing epiphany involving her family, the Everafters, and--most important--the boy she loves the most.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Going Back by shortyguurl reviews
Sabrina realizes that she will do anything to wake up her parents. Suddenly, she is presented with the perfect solution, but will she take it?... Just a little Sisters Grimm story!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
A New Relationship by alex.jh.14 reviews
This is a story all about Puck and Sabrina. Puck and Sabrina are going on a trip with the family and they confess to eachother that they love eachother. Read to find out! There will be more chapters.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Fairyport Landing a Theme Park by CelticDaffodil reviews
When Daphne's a grandmother, Ferryport Landing becomes a themepark, Fairyport Landing once again. Her granddaughter Sasha Grimm goes for the first time and finds that the Everafters from her favorite book series Sisters Grimm are real!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Snakebit by SunsetsAndCarCrashes-x reviews
SPOILERS : Rose And Scorpious. Doomed From The Start? Scorpious Isn't The Same As The Rest Of The Malfoys. For One Thing, He's A Gryffindor. Rose Doesn't Want To Be Just A Weasley. She Wants To Break Out Of What She's Expected To Be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - OC, Scorpius M.
New Kid on the Block by n0wh3r32g0 reviews
The Sisters Grimm. There's a new kid in Ferryport Landing named Brian. Sabrina is sure he's part of the Scarlet Hand, but Puck doesn't think so, until a turn of events brings out the worst, and best, in everyone. puckxsabrina who else!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
At the Beginning by bsloths reviews
Casey and Derek are stuck in the Friend Zone. What happens when she's ready to leave London behind, and Derek realizes he can't live without her? Dasey, of course. Flangsty three-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Alternate Ending to 'Once Upon a Crime' by xMrsxNejixHyugax reviews
What happens if Puck didn't follow the Grimm family back to Ferryport Landing? SabrinaxPuck
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
My, How The Time Flies by PrattlingPrincess reviews
Sisters Grimm - Henry and Veronica Grimm wake up three years after they were kidnapped. How do they deal with their daughters, and all the changes they've missed? Very slight Sabrina/Puck
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/22/2008
COMING OF AGE by kevin467 reviews
Derek and Casey go away for a week's vacation with Emily and Sam. There parents accept the relationship with rules
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
New York, New York by bsloths reviews
A trip to see her father sounds perfect to Casey, until she is forced to bring along the one person she'd rather leave behind. Multichapter. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,434 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Sisters Grimm: An Unlikely Victim by Yuliya Dukhkin reviews
The Sisters Grimm, Sabrina and Daphne, have come back from New York and are ready to start waking up their parents. But another mystery arises, and with the help of Puck, Granny Relda, and Mr. Canis, another crime can be solved.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2008
Learning to Share by mylifeismine reviews
For Casey and Derek, sharing the house was hard. Going to the same school was hard. Sharing the same bedroom? ...Is chaos. [Dasey]
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Granddad Weasley Would Never Forgive You! by Hanneli reviews
For those who think Jo was hinting at a future relationship between Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. The prologue is set at their first meeting, when shy little Scorpius begins to develop a crush on the talkative girl he meets on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Draco and Harry in Love! by ThecoolandSuaveJamesPotter reviews
Harry and Draco meet in Diagon Alley and end up grabbing each others crotch......yum!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and Friends by decode reviews
Harry Potter and Ginny, Hermione and Ron all hook up and it is loads of adult fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2003
Harry Potter's 4ever lasting love by hp fan freak reviews
Harry and Ginny are having a baby*alot of fluff*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Playing In The Dungeons by CKN reviews
Draco and Harry get up to no good.... ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2002
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Snapes Angel reviews
Snape has a daughter who unexpectely shows up on his door step. very ooc and alt universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Severus S.
return to hogwarts reviews
al and rose go to hogwarts and become friends with some of there parents enameys. will there parents interfere with there friendship.... pairings may come up s/r defanetly but idk bout others. t for later chapters.plz R&R no flames
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
the diary of bella swan reviews
bellas diary during eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009
growing up reviews
a sisters grimm fan fic sabrina/puck. the storie of them falling in love with each other and having wild and crazy adventers along the way.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
new adventer reviews
sabrina and puck are married with 2 kids and go on a new adventer with there kids and they are all ever afters. a sisters grimm fan fic
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008
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