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Any personal information is for me to know and you not to find out. But I will tell you some other crap.
1) I LOVE to read. I am very much a bookworm.
2) I live to write. My best friend is a pen and paper. Just kidding! You know who you are.
3) I think Supernatural is one of the best shows ever created.
4) I am a Band Geek--and proud of it.
5) My friends call me the Grammar Queen. It is my mission in life to perfect the world's grammar. : )
6) I am now a beta reader!! Check out my profile thing for it! Want me to look your writing over? I would be happy to. Send it my way!!
7) That's all I'm going to tell you. I'm paranoid like that. My dad is a bad influence.lol
Now for some of those copy and paste things!
98 percent of teenagers does or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch said breathing was uncool. If you're one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mouse meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but i'm just random! If your random and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile!
If you find that Barbossa is a racist against red apples, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm sort of afraid for the twilight movie. I swear, if any of them have even the slightest hint of a fang, I'm going to punch my tv
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that turkey-bird thing should be admitted into rehab for his obsession to Coco Puffs, C&P
If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I don't obsess! I think intensely. (you have no idea)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up (good point)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (TWILIGHT!)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile
Whenever you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think summer homework sucks because we should be able to spend all of our time on fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn’t, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. (My bff says "hey!" quite defensively.)
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read this, copy and paste to your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, B--, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps you when you fall; a best friend laughs and trips you again.
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention i n class.
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
My name is Chris.
I must be stupid
I wish I were better
I can't do a wrong
When I'm awake I'm all alone
When my mommy does come home
I just heard a car
I hear him curse
I try to hide
He finds me weeping
He slaps and hits me
He's already locked it
I fall to the floor
"I'm sorry!" I scream
The hurt and the pain
And he finally stops
My name is Chris
If you believe child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I went to a party,
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice, and your advice to me was right,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell Sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Here's a joke...
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and a the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge
"No, I won't go to hell! I've got a restraining order" - Unknown
"You know you’re a nerd when you start to text on your calculator"- Unknown
"A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn-bearing assault weapon"- the assignment notebook!
"Piñatas promote violence against flamboyant animals" – Unknown
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Sarah Ohanian
"We always strive after what is forbidden, and desire the things refused us. - Ovid
"When I want to read a novel, I write one." - Benjamin Disraeli
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group."
"I find 'Good Morning' to be a contradiction of terms."
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." - Yeah, I have no idea who said this, but I just found it going through some stuff in my room.
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
Cold is Relative!
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes.
20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Zero: People in Miami all die.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
40 be low zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
100 below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
459.67 F below zero (absolute zero, Zero on the Kelvin scale): ALL atomic motion stops
500 below zero:Hell freezes over
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:
"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."
"I will not call Voldemort 'Tommy' while emailing him numerous times."
"I will not hug Tommy just because he's evil(and so totally needs a hug)."
"I will not tell my classmates that Voldemort needs to get laid during Transfiguration."