Draco Malfoy had the perfect plan: use Polyjuice to turn into the Weasel, infiltrate Gryffindor tower, and steal the memories implicating his father. But the Golden Girl had to ruin everything by kissing him. Now Draco's developed a strange addiction for bushy-haired know-it-all mudbloods, and nothing but the best will do. COMPLETE

"Your mother must be one hell of a woman... I mean... to be married to a Malfoy," Harry figured as he looked at the boy from the future in front of him once again; the shape of his face, his complexion, the tousled brown wavy hair. Oh Merlin! "Hermione?" When Harry saw that mischievous smile on Xander's face, he fainted.

Hermione's world was filled with pain and suffering. Certainly more than any child should have to go through. Everything changed the day two men came knocking at her parent's door. Will Hermione finally be able to have a life without horror, or will it only get worse? AU DM/HG, other couples.

Hermione Granger. Worthless. Bookworm. Know-it-all. Mudblood. Stuck up. Suicidal. Saved. What if? Set during 6th year, rated M for mature themes. COMPLETE

“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”

Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.

“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.