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Joined 02-06-08, id: 1494211, Profile Updated: 05-30-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Gunslinger Girl, Harry Potter, X-Men, and Twilight.

(Updated May 30, 2010)

For those of you who have alerts on "Whenever It Rains" and "All In Good Time," please accept my apologies for not updating. Both stories have hit a bit of a rut and I have had a lot of trouble composing chapters that do not get trashed or deleted. I am working on some drafts, but I'm afraid you will need to be patient.

This is more of a general heads up: I work full time and, with the exception of June through July, go to school full time. The writing I contribute here is for entertainment purposes so I can get on with my studies without distraction. To be honest: the writing here is not my best work, and because writing fanfiction is a hobby, that is how it will probably stay. In a rare instance, I might call upon a friend of mine to beta for me, or someone I feel comfortable enough to share my work with. The reason this does not happen more is because I can talk myself out of posting it at all very easily. If I feel a story really isn't up to par, you won't see it unless you're a live journal friend (search username: i_ve_landed).

I appreciate reviews, like any other writer. I want to know when you enjoy the story. Again, much of this won't be beta-read by someone; that in mind, if there are small errors, I probably won't repost the whole story unless I have good reason. I realize it is not that much of a pain, but helping other writers and exorcizing my plot bunnies tends to take up enough time, as it is.

If you don't like how I have written a story, consider this: I probably know what I did wrong and posted it anyways. Unfortunate comma splicing and poor word choice are realities faced by every writer, but so is a story idea that just won't go away until it has an audience. The reason I still post many of these so-so stories is because I know that, even if I think they might be crap, someone out there will appreciate the effort and enjoy it. Nothing breaks my heart more than when someone goes on a holier-than-thou grammar spree without rewarding the writer for what they did right. I have been subject to this before and, have since, left the fandom.

Bottom line: Please be respectful.

Status:

"Whenever It Rains" Kakashi/OC, "hiatus until my muse cooperates"
"All In Good Time" Hitsugaya/Matsumoto, "hiatus until my muse cooperates"
untitled ItaSaku is in its early handwritten rough draft
"Speed" 2010 letter prompt for S, Twlight saga, Rosalie/Alice is in early handwritten rough draft stages

P.S. Avatar image is by narco15 at Live Journal.

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Para Bellum by chellethatwizz reviews
AU. Si vis pacem, para bellum. If you wish for peace, prepare for war. Sakura leads a dangerous life, and Itachi is adrenaline personified. A glance at a bar could entwine their souls forever. ItaSaku fic. Hints of ShikaSaku. OFFICIALLY OFF HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3398 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Altocalciphilia by moor reviews
ItaSaku. Non-Massacre AU. Crack, fluff. Written for the December 2010 ItaSaku LJ comm fic exchange. Sakura is sent on a retrieval mission, to bring back one errant Uchiha heir. Really? This was her mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dictionary Talk by SilverStarShine94 reviews
As an afterthought she quickly scribbled a final word beneath the haiku - Stalker. Just in case he didn't get the message. ItaSaku. Au. For Vesper-chan's October Spirit contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Old Dogs, New Tricks by yuugiri reviews
After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,890 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Watermelon Drums by Aria Illusine reviews
Request fic for child of a fallen angel, on a heat-soaked summer day, all it takes is a chilled watermelon from Itachi's mother to get feelings out in the open...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
With Practice by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seventh Sense by Zelha reviews
Who said that Shikamaru didn’t know how to devise a naughty plot to fulfill his own fantasies? ShikaSaku abduction fantasy smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Riverside Serenade by elle6778 reviews
Itachi did not know what had compelled his brother's teammate to seek him out. But he was intrigued enough to follow her. One-shot. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Hundred Years by Seynee reviews
Hitsugaya and Matsumoto, over the years, starting from the tenth division. — Hitsugaya, Matsumoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
With Intention by dismaynight reviews
Brothers are different, after all... in almost every way. / ItaKar or Itachi x Karin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Karin, Itachi U. - Complete
Sex Education by thatreevesgirl reviews
The academy has done away with their sex ed class. It is now the jounin teachers’ responsibility to teach this information. Sakura-sensei is having a little bit of difficultly with this task, but luckily she has Kakashi, the Hokage, to help her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Oneirophrenia by Zelha reviews
Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Denouement by hasu86 reviews
“Haruno, Sakura. Classification: Missing-nin. Activity: Akatsuki. Defection from Konoha: Three years ago. Reason for defection: Unknown. Would you like to tell me why?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Bishops and Kings by Zelha reviews
ItaSaku. In which Sakura discovers the true meaning of theoretical strategy. In which Shisui is a mean but brilliant schemer. In which Shikamaru really doesn’t want to know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Better Uchiha by ronny-of-yore reviews
Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dirty Speech by Zelha reviews
Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Days Change by Takara Makoto reviews
After Itachi's captured by Konoha Sakura's asked to interrogate him. In order to gain secrets they can ask each other questions without boundaries & later make a bet on who will break within 5 days. But 5 days is all it takes to change everything. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pretty When You Cry or Three Acts by nimblnymph reviews
She was something precious... and he didn't trust himself not to break her. KakaSaku. Warning for lemon. One-shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Some Girls by Juniper11 reviews
For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Arc One : Maybe Forever by gamblerrikku reviews
Thrust into a life she never imagined she'd live, Sakura is irreparably changed when she returns to her village six long years after she left. KakaSaku/SasuSaku/ItaSaku Rated M for Disturbing Themes. Arc Two : The Blood That Binds Coming Soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Feeling You by cutecrazyice reviews
It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,564 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fade to Gray by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reality by rapid-apathy reviews
Kaka/Saku Reality isn't all it's cracked up to be. But sometimes it's worth trying again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fade In by hasu86 reviews
ANBU member Haruno Sakura. A temper never to be trifled with, a killer right hook, and suffering no rose colored delusions. At the end of the day she’d go home to a quiet apartment, a neatly made bed, and with no one waiting up for her. Kaka/Saku Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,487 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bright Lights by Tasogare-Taichou reviews
After losing a bet with Tatsuki, Ichigo finds himself subjected to the ultimate idignity. Being dragged to a rave. But in a surprising twist of circumstances, he may find that losing a bet isn't always so bad.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
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Dead reviews
Last minute fic for the "Stroke of Midnight" Challenge at KakaSaku. Kakashi learns the hard way that time waits for no man...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Period reviews
Kakashi learns a very difficult lesson from Sakura. Rated M for sexual situation. Kakashi/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Leather reviews
Post-series one-shot, contains spoilers if you haven't read all of them! Bella/Rosalie while Alice enjoys the show; rated M for a reason. Don't like, don't read. Rosalie treats Bella the way Edward won't...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Sheath reviews
AU, What I think would have progressed had Scott not taken back Jean Grey on Muir Island after some seriously unpleasant encounters with the Phoenix, etc. One-shot written for my friend, Laurie bunter.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Don't Call Me Taichou reviews
Toshiro Hitsugaya thinks he's spending his birthday alone, but Rangiku Matsumoto has other plans. Suggests budding Toshiro/Rangiku, fluff and humour. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Whenever It Rains reviews
The death of Sakura Haruno's parents trigger a series of events that change the lives of everyone in Konoha, especially Kakashi Hatake. Kakashi-centric, Pairings: Kakashi/Other with more to come. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Kakashi H.
All In Good Time reviews
When you spend years trusting your life to someone, unexpected things can develop over time. Eventual Hitsugaya/Matsumoto, with other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Too Bad reviews
One-shot. Even someone as repressed as Hermoine Granger is prone to moments of weakness. Rated M for a reason. Bellatrix/Hermoine
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Gunpowder and Kitty Litter reviews
On a rainy day, the handlers try to get the girls to work together. Little do they knew, they're about to get a new member. Rated K for handling of weapons, but otherwise this is a very light-hearted one-shot.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete