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Author has written 25 stories for Halo, Godzilla, Boy Meets World, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Heroes, Firefly, Let the Right One In/Låt den rätte komma in, Dexter, Dollhouse, Lost Girl, Big Bang Theory, Jurassic Park, Carmilla, Journey to the West/西遊記, South of Nowhere, Fifty Shades Trilogy, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..

I'm a kinky bisexual girl mostly here to enjoy writing and reading trashy fanfiction about lesbians and stuff, though I also have some general adventure stories.

Works-in-Progress Status:

Many of my WIPs are in hiatuses. Here's the status as of October 21, 2015

  • Sweet, Sweet Payback - Actively writing
  • Here Be Dragons - Minor hiatus
  • The Collar - Hiatus
  • 50SoP - Meh
  • AVSC - Hiatus
  • South of the Hellmouth - Hiatus
  • Red Dawn - Rewrite planned
  • TFTHA - Hiatus
  • TDSOTM - Hiatus
  • The Curse - Rewrite planned
  • Up from the Depths - Hiatus
  • Kayat and the Letter - Continued here by Lord Mandalore
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    The Perspective by arin reviews
    The story of an adolescent human-Controller - a boy and his Yeerk. Runs parallel to the events of Animorphs #50-54. Explores gay issues with mild sexual content, mostly explores what it would be like to spend a significant portion of growing up as a slave of the Yeerk invasion. SLASH
    Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,312 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Complete
    Love Bite by Here'sTo reviews
    Bella gets a little too rough during a play fight with Alice, which has some unexpected consequences. But in hindsight, she really should have known that vampires would consider biting a a turn on.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 381,777 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Alice, Bella - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
    Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32474 - Favs: 19,374 - Follows: 15,742 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Growing Up on the Hellmouth by LadyLefaye reviews
    Set during Blood Ties. What if Dawn had run back into the night after finding out that she is the Key? DawnSpike
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 108,144 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
    Time Stitches You by sinecure reviews
    Spike uses Willow to go back in time to avoid being implanted by the Initiative, but- has even one of Spike's plans ever gone right? They end up a little further back in time than he intended. *WiP*
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,402 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Spike, Willow R.
    The Road Not Taken by gpgurl50 reviews
    When Claire goes back in time to save Elle, her relationship with Gretchen is threatened as she struggles to choose between them. Claire/Elle. Claire/Gretchen. Gretchen is a main character because she will simply be in the story more due to the premise.
    Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,200 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Claire B., Gretchen B. - Complete
    The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
    Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Cut by Rebecca Hb reviews
    Stormwings are infuriating, Daine is exhausted, and holding back takes too much effort. Daine/Rikash.
    Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
    Enter The Insane (older crappier version) by Salad Shooter reviews
    A story that I ended up scrapping and rewriting ... Primary: the rise of Esplin 9466 is the new version.
    Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,865 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Visser Three
    One Least Likely by Augustine Quill reviews
    Everyone knows David's fate, but when Cassie gets a chance to change the past, David's fate and countless others' may change. CH 66: David attempts to stymie his new opponents at their next theft.
    Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 276,654 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/4/2001 - David
    The Edge by fembuck reviews
    One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
    Pokemon Revolution by Farla reviews
    Eon, an experimental pokemon, decides to wage war against humans. Sides are chosen, blood is shed, and things will never be the same. Chapter Seventeen: Base Defence.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,916 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Eevee/Eievui
    Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
    LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
    Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
    The End of a War by Mr. Clark reviews
    Truth has taken the Forerunner ship and is on his way to the Ark. Keyes and Johnson have stopped Installation 05 from firing, but the failsafes have been activated. Janissary James and the others on Earth are ready to take the fight to the Covenant.
    Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 205,027 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/11/2004
    Lifetime by Missy Jade reviews
    PeterClaire, ElleClaireAdam ' This is how she spends her first lifetime - and the ones after that...
    Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Claire B. - Complete
    Something is Cracking by Pirate Perian reviews
    Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
    Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
    The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
    A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
    Her Peter by modernxxmyth reviews
    I told you that you'd start to like it.' Elle contemplates the nature of Peter and their relationship. Pelle. PeterElle. Spoilers through Four Months Ago. Oneshot.
    Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
    Girl Talk by paynesgrey reviews
    Claire and Elle share a sparkling conversation about their first memories of Peter. Spoilers for Season Two. Elle x Claire, Elle x Peter
    Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Claire B., Elle B. - Complete
    Elle Words by TheLostMaximoff reviews
    Elle has a lot on her mind. Unfortunately, none of it is healthy and all of it involves Peter Petrelli. Onesided EllexPeter, spoilers for Four Months Ago.
    Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Elle B. - Complete
    Devil Caught Your Eyes by vega rin reviews
    Summer in Florida. While Harry is away, young Dexter is sorely tested. Teenage Dexter and Deb. Harry.
    Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
    A Legend of the Past, a Savior of the Future by N'jata reviews
    The fires of war have finally reached the forest. And as they find themselves caught in the middle, both San and Nathan realize that if they are to survive the bloodshed yet to come, they will have to rely not only on their own abelites but on eachother.
    Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,010 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 3/9/2001
    The Beauty With The Beast by Merrybeans reviews
    A conversation by moonlight, between an unusual pair. Featuring Rikash.
    Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Tortall - Complete
    One Heart by Dragoness reviews
    If you liked my other giant fics, hopefully, you'll like this one too...Ash finds himself tormented by strange dreams and searches for a way to end them.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 206,778 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 6/23/2001
    Battle of the Sacred Essences by Thunderblade reviews
    The dinosaur realm will never be the same! A strange creature has invaded the Great Valley that claims to be from the future with a disturbing past. Littlefoot is intrigued by it but he is have some bizarre dreams of his own. [Complete!]
    Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 278,283 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
    Jelly Beans by Angel of Harmony reviews
    An alternate take on episode 5x16, Torn Between Two Lovers, the episode in which Cory tries to decide between Topanga and Lauren. Slash, CoryxShawn.
    Boy Meets World - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
    The Kelbrid War: How to shatter trust by Blue Dragon reviews
    Oh, this new chapter was angsty. Very very angsty. Perhaps too much. A lot of heartbreak events just seemed to add up and collide right in chapter 44... and I'm just the writer, what can I do? 20071214: corrections made
    Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 219,288 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/11/2001
    Revelations: A Cynic's View of Pokemon by CorianderWryters reviews
    [COMPLETE] A series starring a less-than-peppy trainer. Finally finished...
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,894 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
    The Voluntary One by Anifan1 reviews
    (edited through chapter 8) The Yeerks are real, but the invasion is not what people have been led to believe from the books. In fact, Yeerks are humanity's only hope for survival.
    Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 2/4/2001
    Star Trekkies II: Yel'Haltor by Ael L. Bolt reviews
    15 years after Star Trekkies 1, the seven Trekkies find themselves in space once more. But when they run into the abductors again, they get more than they bargained for... [121504: It is finished]
    StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,759 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Complete
    Wings of Steel by Cheloya reviews
    OLD. DISCONTINUED. Zircah Bladewing is the abandoned daughter of Zhaneh Bitterclaws. When Stormwing nations are summoned through the Barrier, how can she set things right before the Queen of Chaos destroys all the realms?
    Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,929 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Tortall
    Becoming, New and Improved by Claire Starling reviews
    FINI. Dawnverse. It's time to add some Dawn to the mix. Let's see some more of those monk made memories! Part of the New and Improved Series.
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,434 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
    The Cliche by Steve-0 reviews
    Now chapterized for your enjoyment. The Original Cliche story Parts 1-7 part 2. This is the one that started it all. Don't miss this historic fic.
    Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,492 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 6/8/1999
    Good Intentions by AKA Jay reviews
    Set in the time when Angelus roamed free and Willow still babbled. When Willow tries to help Buffy feel safe, she has the best of intentions. That should have been a warning sign right there. (Willow/Angelus, in that they're there and interacting.)
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,088 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Willow R., Angel
    Kitten Thrall by PrettyPoppy reviews
    Just when she thought he couldn't get any more pathetic, Dawn catches Spike doing the unthinkable in his crypt - (Oh, that poor kitten!) - and calls him on his feelings for Buffy. Season 5. Spike and Dawn friendship. Complete.
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
    Of Blondes that Bite and Stab by starmouse reviews
    I can't tell you. Ironic Alt~Uni with just enough IC language to make it risky to mark it PG. B/S. Spike's in it, and he's not whining about some stupid soul he picked up in Africa, either. -->Ch.12 enjoys clogging.
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,860 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
    The End Of The Line by Ael L. Bolt reviews
    The Johto League is over, and Ashtachi are headed back to Pallet Town. But when Team Rocket attacks with deadly force, a new Pokemon emerges, and the very fate of the world is at stake again, what can they do? Rated PG for violence and death cd.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 4/19/2001 - Complete
    Real by Penny reviews
    Completed with epilog- Dawn and Spike travel to the Past and Meet with William the Bloody and Dru. Reposting in Chunks -Final Chapter will be posted soon
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
    Insanity Equals Happiness by Salad Shooter reviews
    I wrote this entire story when I was 12-13. You have been warned. My writing skills have much improved since then.
    Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,835 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 4/24/2002 - Complete
    Ohana: No One Gets Left Behind by Tiger Sunrise reviews
    Ohana means family. How would the Scoobies lives have changed had things gone differently from 'Intervention'? What if they had gotten in the Winnebago and left? TWO AUTHOR COLLABORATION : TEQUILA SUNRISE and TIGERWOLF. (FINISHED!!!) (Chap 15 edited.)
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 229,346 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2002 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
    Fireworks by Angel Jade1 reviews
    Dawn gets her first kiss and it doesn’t go as planned.
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Dawn S., Spike
    Into the Fire by Zurizip reviews
    Xlelon has just been told she's off to Scanra. What now? All sorts of stuff!!*ahem*Attention.This is an extremly sad chapter.If you are not up to reading anything on the happenings in recent times, please skip instead of flaming me. ::bows::
    Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 8/30/2002
    Out of the Frying Pan... by Zurizip reviews
    a girl comes to Tortall at the end of the immortal's war FINALLY!! I HAVE INTERNET!!!YES!!And As a reward for being my sweet reviewers,heres TWO CHAPTERS! ::Glares @ MSN::Nope, it never came, its 650Dialup ::snuggles reveiwers::
    Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,340 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 5/10/2002
    And Then There Were Three by Dead Poet reviews
    Very dark, violent fic in which Spike and Dru have some... fun with the Slayer and the Scoobies.
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Spike, Drusilla
    Star Trekkies I: Enterprise by Ael L. Bolt reviews
    Seven human children. One Trek convention. And one unforgettable adventure. Follow the lives of seven people, finding themselves in the Star Trek world and irreversably changed... Part 1 of a trilogy. FINISHED
    StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,430 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2002 - Published: 10/10/2001 - Complete
    The Squib and The Death Eaters by Ozma reviews
    COMPLETE. Snape learns that some experiments should not be conducted. Filch learns that his power has a price. (Rating changed to PG-13, because of torture and mature themes.)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
    Vitani's Dare by Agent Ninety-Nine reviews
    Vitani is jealous of her brother's friendship with the princess of Pride Rock, so she cooks up a scheme to get them both in trouble...
    Lion King - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2002 - Published: 11/26/2001
    Exegesis of a Stormwing by Harkly reviews
    A frusterated Stormwing confronts a familier boy... and the whole human race. Or, at least, the portion of the human race that reads this story ;-)
    Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2001
    In The Company Of Wolves (complete) by Jonquil reviews
    Willow disabled the chip. Now what? Sequel to Blinded With Science
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,581 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2001 - Published: 11/3/2000
    Where Is My Son by NovaAni-Bookworm1 reviews
    Marco's Dad wondering what's happening to Marco
    Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/1999
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    Sweet, Sweet Payback reviews
    (Web Series) Laura kept Carmilla tied to a chair for ten days. Now that they're a committed couple, Carmilla thinks that Laura owes her one. Carmilla/laura BDSM
    Carmilla - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/20/2015 - [Laura, Carmilla]
    The Wandering Monk(ey) reviews
    S.H.I.E.L.D. gets a new threat: a mysterious inhuman resembling a monkey who reassembles Rising Tide. (Don't worry if you have no idea what Journey to the West is; I'll include the relevant character info in-text.)
    Crossover - Journey to the West/西遊記 & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2015
    Here Be Dragons reviews
    Following the Jurassic World incident, InGen becomes aware of an old mess left unattended: raptors on the mainland. They send a team of specialists to deal with the problem.
    Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen
    The Double-Slit Experiment reviews
    Tired of Amy's overt attempts at seducing him, Sheldon pursues a Relationship Agreement loophole that says Amy can have relations with Penny. Now, Sheldon is forced to take up the burden of curing Penny of her inconvenient heterosexual behavior. He co-opts a real experiment, so if the title offends, it's your own dirty mind's fault. Amy/Penny femslash, dubcon due to skeevy behavior
    Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Amy Farrah Fowler, Penny] Sheldon C.
    The Collar reviews
    Bo receives a well-intentioned gift: a beautiful collar for her beloved pet human, Kenzi. Wackiness ensues when Kenzi finds it and thinks Bo got it for her to wear. She considers the implications of Bo claiming her and starts worrying. Will Kenzi's personhood win out? Or will she have to learn to accept a place at Bo's feet? BDSM Bo/kenzi focus, also some Bo/Lauren/kenzi.
    Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,395 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Kenzi, Bo D., Lauren
    Fifty Shades of Purple reviews
    Originally published on the chatternet as "Zealot of the Galaxy", a derivation of existing novel "Dawning Day" by Esteban Mayer, comes a bestselling erotic novel from unknown Martian author Z. N. Ophelia. It depicts an interspecies romance between the young ONI officer Violet Corcoran and Sangheili (Elite) Zealot Perse 'Orkeed. A holofilm adaptation is due out in 2566.
    Crossover - Halo & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2013
    Her Doll reviews
    Bennett manages to secure Echo for her own use. She has fun playing with her doll. One-shot. AU. Twisted Bennett/Echo femslash.
    Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Bennett H., Echo/Caroline F. - Complete
    Dearly Dismayed Debra reviews
    My take on how season seven could have gone. Dexter deals with the very real threat represented by Debra by imprisoning her, while the Ice Truck Killer makes a reappearance that seems to be more than in Dexter's mind.
    Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dexter M., Debra M.
    Monsters and Messiahs reviews
    Sequel to "Halo 3: Ascension". Peace talks have been going steadily, and it looks like a happy ending for all... until a terrorist group called the Sixth Column springs up and war threatens to break loose once more. Their salvation may be their undoing.
    Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011
    A Very Sadistic Christmas reviews
    Elle gives herself a Christmas present: a toy named Claire. She promises to care for her new pet, train her well, and keep her safe from any who would seek to do her harm. But Elle can't really love her. She's a sociopath. Elle/Claire BDSM PWP-ish AU
    Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,901 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Elle B., Claire B.
    The Curse reviews
    A Grunt commits a most grievous crime and is executed for his actions. And then he wakes up.
    Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/1/2006
    Up from the Depths reviews
    The Covenant invasion of Earth accidentally awakens Godzilla.
    Crossover - Godzilla & Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2006
    Humans reviews
    After the events of the novel, Oskar wakes up unable to remember anything following the train ride. Eli tells him he's been in a coma. Something's up, but Eli is reluctant to say anything more. This is a spin-off from LTROI, not including LTODD.
    Let the Right One In/Låt den rätte komma in - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2011
    Moral Slavery reviews
    In an AU based on the first season three distopia, Claire has control of Pinehearst and has forced her partner Elle to be her slave. Claire, however, is convinced that this is moral because Elle's a sociopath. Not for faint of heart. Claire/Elle BDSM
    Heroes - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Claire B., Elle B. - Complete
    Table Manners reviews
    Eli really needs to learn to wipe her mouth. Would be rated K if not for obvious vampiric elements.
    Let the Right One In/Låt den rätte komma in - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
    Sadistic Guise reviews
    Future Peter doesn't put 2007 Peter in Jesse's body, but instead in the body of the other ex-star from Veronica Mars who happens to be in the building: Elle. Sorta Peter/Elle.
    Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Peter P., Elle B.
    Tales from the Haunted Apiary
    A series of short stories set in the ilovebees universe. Latest: Thin Kinkle reflects on his latest conquest.
    Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,767 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/29/2007
    Drinking to Forget reviews
    In an AU of Volume 4, Noah drowns his sorrows in a bar. He broods about the events that turned his life upside down. One-shot.
    Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Noah B./HRG - Complete
    Mourning Out reviews
    An alternate version of a scene in Let it Bleed, in which Claire comes out to Peter. Claire/Gretchen
    Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Claire B., Gretchen B. - Complete
    Halo 3: Ascension reviews
    A take on what Halo 3 could have been. The Arbiter prepares to lead his forces to the Ark, but first he must make them accept the humans. His job becomes harder as the Covenant civil war rages on. Meanwhile, a Grunt inadvertently becomes a pivotal figure.
    Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,656 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
    Sadism reviews
    Shortly after the events of the movie, River worries she is a sadist, and she dissociates. Self-injury trigger warning.
    Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/6/2009 - River - Complete
    South of the Hellmouth reviews
    Buffy/SON crossover. Two years before Spencer arrives in L.A., Ashley becomes a Slayer. Unfortunately for her, her new Watcher is none other than Andrew.
    Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & South of Nowhere - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Andrew, Ashley D.
    Red Dawn reviews
    When monks needed to hide the mystical Key, they transformed the powerful energy into flesh and blood, making her human. They built her memories, altered the memories of her new family, but forgot one key ingredient: her soul. Oneshot; onesided Dawn/Spike
    Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Dawn S. - Complete
    The Dark Side of the Moon reviews
    An alternate ending to the episode Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf?, in which Cory really is a werewolf.
    Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006
    Kayat and the Letter reviews
    A Grunt receives a mysterious gift.
    Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Complete
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