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Joined 02-06-08, id: 1494368, Profile Updated: 11-25-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

It kind of takes me a while to update things...but, if I get enough people buggin--reminding me about it then I will write it !

Anyway, the wait is merely for suspense purposes...yes, that'll do O_o


Warning: I'm a pervert! (shonen-ai kind of rules my world...It's sad, really...)


Now, you see, here's the thing...

I'm SLIGHTLY (majorly) bad at updating and writing multiple stories at one time...

Sooooo, well, I guess that's just something I gotta work on, isn't it? :)

But at the moment, I don't have very moment I don't have many stories at all! Which is quite a dilema...

I'm sure I'll think up more (Mostly sasunaru of coarse!) but it's just going to take some time!


For now, Enjoy what I have in stock!!


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Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Why Detective, You Shouldn't Have! by LibraMoon reviews
Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,290 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Mass Effect: Aftermath by Showers' Inc reviews
Post-ME3 (destroy ending). After the destruction of the Reapers and synthetic life, the crew of the Normandy struggle to accept the possible loss of their Commander. As the galaxy begins to pick up the pieces of what they lost, a new discovery could mean the war is still not over ... Garrus/FemShepard pairing, possible others to surface as story continues.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,661 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
River Stone by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Hawke is captured and branded in a failed Rite of Tranquility, but the longer she is forced to hide the truth the harder it is to find again. Hawke/Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,954 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Renewing Changes by Fourangers reviews
"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,940 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ghost In You by elphabachan reviews
Three years later, some wounds still hurt, and some feelings still stir. Can he forgive even though he couldn't forget? And what if the worst evil in this world isn't a zombie? Nellis, Frochelle. If you don't like either of those, feel free to not read
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,103 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Fan Number 61 by a quirky little tune reviews
When Riku and Sora return to the islands after their adventures, they find their troubles are not quite over. Riku has to deal with a Riku fan club sprouting up in school and Sora... well, Sora has to deal with the fan club in his own way, too. RiSo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Riku, Sora
100 Themes of L4D2 by DemonSpyofCakeandCodexes reviews
A collection of 100 oneshots featuring Nick and Ellis, contains slight AU and swearing, set during the apocalypse. 25/100 complete
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Nick, Ellis
Give Me Shelter by Rasengan22 reviews
Sasuke's roommate goes away for the summer, leaving Naruto as a highly recommended temporary replacement.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Acts of Contradiction by Lex Sterling reviews
Ellis, their glue, the ever-charming-always-smiling-southern-gentleman, mind is faltering. Nightmare's are haunting, incomprehensibly cruel and frighteningly real. Real enough to tear the young man down. But smiles can often hide such nightmares. Nellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,088 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Comfort Me by venomoxide reviews
It's an ordinary night spent in one of the designated safe rooms, however, Ellis finds something written on the wall that threatens to break him. Can Nick manage to save him from something other than the infected? Nellis, Fluff, Angst.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
First Aid by Probably-a-stalker reviews
Nick is obvious. Ellis is oblivious. And Rochelle is laughing her ass off. NickEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Nick, Ellis
There's No Way I Could by KGaki reviews
Naruto is now attending the best school money can buy... And he hates it. It seems like a place where anything and everything can go wrong. That Sasuke guy sure doesn't help. SasuNaru. Mature for language and adult situations in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,523 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Redemption via Infection by elphabachan reviews
He rarely let people in, and those he did care for he kept at a distance. But then the world ended, and things changed. Nick/Ellis. Smut!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,513 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Realize by Magickal-Phay reviews
Nick has a feeling for his fellow survivor, Ellis. Little does he know that Ellis has the same thoughts.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Faithful by Magickal-Phay reviews
A year has passed after the apocalypse. But now CEDA's taking America into their own hands.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Girlfriend by elphabachan reviews
Nick doesn't like Ellis' potential girlfriend. Nick/Ellis smut! Don't like? Don't read.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Bedtime by madxviolet reviews
Nick and Ellis are forced to share a bed for a night. Turns out to not be so bad. I'm bad at summaries... Definitely lots of mansecks. Don't read if you're not into that.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Things You Know by Lex Sterling reviews
Although rescued from the Infection ravaging outside, the mind is often unwilling to let go of past nightmares. Stuck in between the horrors of yesterday and the unknown of tomorrow, Nick finds himself lost in his own gripping insanity.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 78,723 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Country Fried by snapcakes reviews
Nick/Ellis. What happens on the Lagniappe, stays on the Lagniappe. Maybe. Or not. Language, violence, heavy slash. Really earns that M rating. Ongoing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,246 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Innocence and Instinct by CorkyTheGuar reviews
Nick and Ellis get separated from Coach and Rochelle. As the two men fight to rejoin them, Ellis struggles with his desire for Nick's acceptance while Nick struggles with the realization that he is starting to care about someone other than himself.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,765 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
To the Beat of His Heart by Reyshinon reviews
When you're the youngest son of a millionaire,life tends to get a little complicated. Even more so for Sasuke Uchiha, when he is saved by a mysterious blonde named Naruto Uzumaki...Love is never easy,especially when the one you love is sent to kill you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Healing Hands by AuralayKristine reviews
After being attacked by a hunter, Ellis needs healing. Nick uses both conventional and unconventional means to do so. Slash, Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Tortures of Love by Vannahlove reviews
After Sasuke comes out of the closet in front of everyone, the fan girls make it their mission to find out who the man is. When his gets the guy, will they live happily ever after? SASUNARU AU Was once titled If You Were Gay
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fool's Gamble by AuralayKristine reviews
Nick isn't as immune to this whole 'love' thing as he thought. Preslash, Nick/Ellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Like Ninja Fighters by Jelp reviews
There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Open Your Eyes by Cheetoh reviews
Because I need you to look into mine. NaruSasu SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Playboy Boys by SMOWEN1 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are famous porn stars that end up going to a normal high school where everyone seems to be a fan of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,211 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Riding the Tube by Adistoria reviews
NaruSasu When traveling by public transport has it’s advantages. AU,PWP,Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Kunai and Haircuts by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[Mild SasuNaru] Naruto cuts Sasuke's hair.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bless Me, Father by antilogicgirl reviews
Unwanted attraction, a crisis of faith, and getting stuck in an elevator bring Sasuke and Naruto together in spite of their own anxiety. AU Lemon later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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According to season reviews
Vampires are creatures of the night. Stalking and preying on unsuspecting victims to satisfy their thirst for blood. But they're only make believe, right? Sasunaru vampfic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,995 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chocolate Cigarettes reviews
Ever since Sasuke had taken up smoking, one topic of conversation seemed to be the only thing on the blond boy's one-track mind; getting him to stop. SasuNaru but nothing heavy. Contains language and smoking.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
According to Season: Re:Vamped reviews
Vampires are creatures of the night. Stalking and preying on unsuspecting victims to satisfy their thirst for blood. But they're only make believe, right? A Sasunaru vampfic -The re-written, re-VAMPED addition-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.