Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
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Joined 01-04-02, id: 149439
Author has written 32 stories for Lunar: Silver Star, Lunar: Eternal Blue, Rurouni Kenshin, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Gundam Wing/AC, Utena, Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, Bloody Roar, Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Spirited Away, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Weiss Kreuz, and Final Fantasy X.
7-14-04

I am free!!! Yay! Alright, while I have been gone, I have fallen madly deeply in love with the rock God David Bowie, and thus have decided to be a groupie of the new generation. "HAIL OLD ROCK LEGEND BOWIE!!"
Alright, now that we have that settled, I have decided to post the commandments of the religion of Miagiism, for I am a self promoting fruit.

(1) I the Lord am Miagi, thus you must give me money
(2) You may use my name as any cuss as you like, as long as it doesn't contain parsley
(3)You must worship Miagi 23.59/7
(4)Honor me and kill your parents
(5)You shall not NOT kill
(6) You shall not have intercourse/masturbate/have sexual fetishes/or do anything of a sexual manner
(7) You may not steal from me
(8)You may not bear false witness unless you don't like them or they are ugly
(9)If your friend is going out with the guy you like, steal him
(10) Follow in the footsteps of Winowa Rider and shop lift

Yes, these are my commandments, so follow them well. Anyway, now that that's done, I feel much happier.
I shall do what I can to do more updating (I've been bad, I know) and therefore make you, the people happy. Yes, this is my update as of today. Live long and prosper as you dream of Star Trek sex... oh wait, I outlawed that... nevermind

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A Christmas to Remember by Iudicium reviews
Nothing seems to help Joey and Seto get together, until Ryou makes a plan one Christmas. This is a Seto/Joey. Shounen ai. Rated it R just in case...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003
A Story of Abuse by Spyder Webb reviews
Please note that this is humour. Dedicated to Bakura-beats-Ryou fics everywhere! Slight yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2003
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Search for Hottness reviews
Tidus runs out of the contributor of his hotness: peanut butter cookies, and must go out in search of them before he loses his pazzaz forever.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2005
No Free Steps To Heaven reviews
Aya, Ken, Youji, and Omi travel to the great beyond, where they will either be sorted to heaven or hell, meeting Schwarts on the way for really no reason.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/1/2004
Ways to Get Your Hand Held reviews
Harry has been stuck in a Catholic monastary, and its up to Hogwarts to make him one with Satan again. By the end of the week, he must... hold someone's hand!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
THE JARETH WARS reviews
Jareth wants a rematch. Sarah bangs her head, and has a thing for an unwilling Hoggle, Jareth needs a light, not to mention to save his face from makeuplessness.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004
Under the Stars reviews
CH. 13 UP! The male cast is living in the same apartment. New people come to live at the apartment, including some more crayon mural drawings and voodoo fun
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,468 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003
The Story on Stuff That Ain't Important reviews
Just a bunch of random stuff. Seifer thinks he was raped by Irvine, who became the new naked cowboy, even though he was at the beach, and other messed up stuff.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003
Sesshoumaru's World Conquest In a Day reviews
CH8 UP! Sesshoumaru decides to take over the world. Featuring preschool slaves, spiteful milkmen, senile people, gummy bears, superheros, obsessive sluts, purple dinos, evil lil bros, and the evil Inuyasha & co.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
The Pharaoh's Unbirthday Present reviews
Spoof on a commonly used plot line. Yami is pharaoh, and Malik is given to him as an unbirthday present. What could the pharaoh possibly want with him (like you can't figure that out from the summary). Read and be happyish
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/15/2003
The Ever Long Lawn reviews
Ch 4 up! Harry works as the Malfoy's maid, and must survive through, inscessant music, scary dance rituals, and the erotic Malfoy family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chubby Bunny Inc reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! After the game, Cloud & co are friggin bored, so they go on a world conquest cuz they feel like it. Now taking on Nibelheim and Rocket Town
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003
Yugi Spit reviews
**CH. 5 UP!! Yugi's boke and is collecting spit to uphold his hair (too poor to buy gel). Kaiba hides his diary from shifty eyes as Yami is hooked up to an IV of koolaid. Yugi finally restyles his hair as the devil incarnate know as...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003
The LAST Battle and Party reviews
It's the last battle, Harry vs. Voldie, but that ends fast enough, so we move on to the after party. Includes child burning, drunk people, Draco's gel, and all that good stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003
HAKU SAGA! reviews
**Ch2 UP!!! Haku must go out and find the mayonnaise maker of justice, but must first locate his nonexistant possessions. Yes, stupid and pointless, as required.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 6/22/2003
Romance Gone BAD reviews
**CH 3 UP! Bashing at the really cheesy romance stories (lemons in particular). Making fun of 3 different story plots that butchers cheesiness to no bounds!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003
Messed Up Stuff reviews
There is no plot to speak of. I'm not sure this is even humourous, more than just disturbing. By reading this, you have agreed to wasting your time.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/19/2003
Ah My Martha Stewart reviews
Kenshin and Saito have become prophets of the goddess known as Martha Stewart. They must stop Aoshi, who has been corrupted by Justin Timberlake, from him spreading the evil ways of pop music.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2002
Infomercials gone mad reviews
Bunch of infomercial insanity. Sojiro and Saito are trying to sell viagra, Aoshi's selling a "flavor pill", and Kenshin is starting his "Adopt a Jelly Bean Foundation."
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2002
Beauty and the Beast... RK Style reviews
Title sums it up. Based on the Disney version and pretty much every scene has been battered. Sojiro get's to be the horse! *beams*
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2002
TOTAL INSANITY!!! reviews
Most insane thing I've ever written. I don't know what type of summary to write for this... To give you an idea, Hiko and Saito start square dancing... pretty much the whole RK cast is involved, that was just the only thing in my mind that stood out.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2002
Very Confusing Stuff reviews
This plot line doesn't make a whole lot of sense... at all. This was written while I was on a sugar high. Hiko wants to kill Kenshin for stealing his sake, and is now coming to kill him, Saito, Sano, and Aoshi. This is just really.... strange. 'Nuff s
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2002
Sailor Kenshin R: Promise of the Beef Pot reviews
Sailor Kenshin and his scouts: Sanosuke, Aoshi, Sojiro, and Saito, must save the earth from an evil foe. WARNING: KAORU BASHING GALORE!!!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/1/2002
The Amazing Reno reviews
Reno has his own fortune telling business. By using his magic Pokemon cards, he can tell the future!... to a certain extent...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2002
How to Be an Assassin reviews
Yugo tries to teach the kiddies of America how to be assassins but is rudely interrupted by a few annoyances. THIS IS ALL BASED ON BLOODY ROAR 1!!!! Just so you know.
Bloody Roar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2002
Mage Clef and the Joys of Cooking reviews
Clef has his own cooking show. His guests will tech you how to make "Clef is a hotty" heart shaped cake, cheetos, and... water.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2002
Touga's Hotty Pills reviews
Touga has his own info-mercial for all the guys who want to be hot like him.
Utena - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2002
Duo's Non-Profit Organization reviews
It's that time of year again when Duo want to "fundraise" money to buy himself a... gift...-_-; WARNING!!! THIS IS NOT A TEST TUBE BABY FRIENDLY FIC!!!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/4/2002
The Homcidal Mage reviews
Vivi bacomes homicidal and decided to kill everybody. Kuja helps him too otherwise his most valuable possesions will be given away to an evil enemy.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/4/2002
Fatty Bombatty reviews
Squall gains a whole 1/2 a pound and now has to go seek council from the great and powerful Irvine.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5/4/2002
For the Love of Pete reviews
Sephiroth has his own talk show. Cloud goes insane and Rufus flirts with himself in mirrors. Yah, Reno.. sits there. READ!!!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/3/2002
"I Wanna Boyfriend!" reviews
Aoshi wants a boyfriend and plans to choose from either Kenshin or Sano. (This was made because of the people who reviewed
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2002
Trapped in a Soap Opera reviews
far from a masterpiece. if you're bored... read. If you've got a life, I wouldn't recomend it. Hiro's trapped in a soap opera with no way out.
Lunar: Eternal Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/1/2002
For the Love of Cheese reviews
Nash has his own game show. Not very intellectual but it's good for a few laughs if you like stupid humor.
Lunar: Silver Star - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2002