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Joined 02-07-08, id: 1494434, Profile Updated: 04-17-13
Author has written 5 stories for Labyrinth.

My brother made me promise never to write fanfiction. He made me swear that if I ever wrote a story, I would give him my first born son. Now, I don't intend to breed any time in the near future. And given my gene pool, I'll probably give birth to the next anti-christ (in which case, I'll be happy to hand the kid over to my equally demonic brother). But on the off chance that I spawn a child that I actually like, I'd appreciate it if you kept this whole writing thing of mine quiet, ok?

My Fine Feathered Friend was initially inspired by an awesome piece of fanart by Pika-la-Cynique entitled 'Envy'. Behold it in all its glory at: http://pika-la-cynique.deviantart.com/art/LABYRINTH-Envy-70751641

I took one look at those goblins and fell for their deviant ways. I decided then and there that I wanted some deviant goblins of my very own. If you look very closely, you can see Skeep...

Speaking of Skeep, he has just become a cover-goblin thanks to oh-so-cute pics by:

Mercuralis- http://mercuralis.deviantart.com/art/Hula-Honey-Skeep-84780682

Colette Lunsford- http://colettelongbottom.deviantart.com/art/Skeep-80616394

OceanFae- http://oceanfae.deviantart.com/art/Skeep-AGAIN-83918744

JarethsGenevieve- http://jarethsgenevieve.deviantart.com/art/Lixxle-s-Skeep-83313118 and

shii-http://shii.deviantart.com/art/Skeep-Hanging-in-the-Bathroom-85794059

Soon he will take over the world...

The Gift That Keeps Giving is a three-shot (if that's a term) inspired by Mercuralis's magnificently sexy pic of the King "You know you want it" http://mercuralis.deviantart.com/art/You-Know-You-Want-It-83721341 Chapter 3 contains a dangerous number of crotch references. And leather. Leather crotch for all...

Check out Collette Longbottom's most excellent pic of the King receiving his 'slingshot' http://colettelongbottom.deviantart.com/art/put-it-on-96112120 Oh how it sucks to be him...

Of Pineapples and Kings is a Halloween tale that is pure crotch-crack (i.e., crackfic-esque with crotch elements). Jareth goes trick-or-treating. Sarah gropes him. A good time is had by all.

Christmas Pretty is a Christmas sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend' based on the squee-a-licious pic of the same nameby Pika-la-Cynique: http://www.deviantart.com/print/4745866/

For those who were wondering about my icon...it comes from a pic that Pika-la-Cynique made just for me! YEAHHHYY!: Check it out here

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The Path That Moonbeams Make by KnifeEdge reviews
Emma likes to sleep with her window open. She never quite realized who she'd be inviting in. All things considered, however, Captain Hook showing up in her bedroom after midnight is hardly the worst of his offenses. Emma knows how to handle Hook. (AU post "Welcome to Storybrooke". Unapologetically Captain Swan.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,633 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Bring Out Your Dead by riptey reviews
W.I.P. - Lucius Malfoy is dead, but it's a secret. Draco only has to hide it for a week, and the Ministry can't keep their noses out of his business - namely, Hermione Granger. Even worse, his own house wants to kill them both. - DMHG/EWE/dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,831 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In Dreams by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
A Lady and the Knight prequel. A day in Jareth's labyrinth goes very, very wrong.J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Sanctuary by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Something is hunting Sarah and Jareth, and they need to stick together if they want to survive. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,468 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
Return to the Underground by lost2darkness reviews
After a few years Jareth is still brooding over his defeat, while Sarah struggles to live a normal life, until she is reintroduced to the world of the Labyrinth, and new feelings for a long, lost 'friend'. M for sex. 2007-2008 updated last chap and end
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Power Struggle by bobmcbobbob1 reviews
Being forced into it was not something Jareth or Sarah had in mind, and, since both are notoriously stubborn, naturally there is some resentment there. They will war for some edge until a compromise is reached or a bus barrels after Sarah. JS COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,262 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
CoffeeKris's Collection of Ficage by CoffeeKris reviews
The newest tale tells of Jareth's arduous passion for his true love. READ IT OR I SHALL FIND YOU! lol
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Fable by Sh1 n0 m1k0 reviews
Once upon a time...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,944 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007
Falling in Love by Tallulah99 reviews
It has been ten years since Sarah was last in the Underground, but tonight something has brought her back to face the king of the goblins once again. Why has she come and how? And are they happy to see each other again…or not?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Love is a Verb by Skye Aerrow reviews
Of all the Aboveground careers he could’ve chosen, he’d apparently picked the least interesting. Reminding himself. He had to.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Resurrection Potion for Voldemort by Emily Waters reviews
It was a dark and dreary night, when Lucius Malfoy showed up at the graveyard, carrying a burlap sack. Something was stirring inside. And then, things went downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
The Lady and the Knight by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,312 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Bodice Ripper by Ergott reviews
What if the Labyrinth really had been just a dream? Too bad Sarah never figured that out, it would have saved writer Jareth Corbett a whole lot of trouble. Or is Sarah really on to something bigger than either of them could have guessed? JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,831 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
A Thirsty Fish by nezstereo reviews
I do not grow weary of you. Don't grow weary of being compassionate towards me! Sarah finds herself missing the Goblin King, and ends up wishing him to her.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Let's See Where This is Going by Emily Waters reviews
Dumbledore is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. Harry Potter is going to rescue him... Just as soon as he gets around to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Response to Humor by Wolfish Oro reviews
Not for the unwitting, not for the faint of heart, and not for those faint of stomach. Ye've been warned.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Vanity Not Quite Fair by WiccaRowan reviews
Sarah plays the voyeur but doesn't quite get what she expected. Exceedingly silly short fic.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
War by Wolfish Oro reviews
She won the battle this year, but it's part of an on-going war. Humor! Read it! It's not crackfic! Mild cussing! Insanity! Y'all know what to expect from me by now, I mean, really...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Of Dreamers and Journeys by Mystical Magician reviews
Completed! The Labyrinth changed Sarah in more ways than one. Seven years later she finds herself the librarian at Hogwarts. And she is so much more than the Muggle they believe her to be. Harry Potter crossover. JS, ADMM
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,424 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sarah, Minerva M. - Complete
A Royal Gift by dansemacabre reviews
It's Christmas, and time for the inaugural Labyrinth Secret Santa gift exchange. But what do you get for the Goblin King who has everything? Humorous oneshot. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Tierfal reviews
All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eros by StakeMeSpike04 reviews
Sarah calls for love, but who arrives? The man she has always and will always desire, but completely damaged. And she's entirely to blame. Based on the poem 'Eros' by Anne Stevenson.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Price of Dreams by KnifeEdge reviews
Dangerous thing to get what you wish for. More dangerous still to crave it after, to miss that magic, to grab hold of it with both hands and refuse to let go. I never even tried. Foolish, I know. Complete. JxS. Sarah narrating.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Delicious by MayzyGreen reviews
Hungry for some sappy romance? Jareth and Sarah are on the menu today. Mmm, tasty. COMPLETE!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Trouble with Mr Knightly by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Sometimes you forget what's most important to you. Sometimes life makes you forget. Sometimes all we need to find happiness is a little reminding. JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,875 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Tshirt Incident by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Based on Sarah's Tshirt from my DeviantArt account, link in my bio. A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun. Rating for language&references.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2007
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
False Alarms by Sonata IX reviews
Sarah is back in the Underground [hey, we've heard this one before!] and Jareth gets quietly drunk rather than deal with her. A little emergency forces him out of his solitude...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Labyrinth: Immortal Love by KnifeEdge reviews
Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,514 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Confessions of an Evil Bastard by vyrastra reviews
In which Draco Malfoy spills all: a quirky Dramione romance. Rated T for language. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Enticement by Scattered Logic reviews
In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Time and Again by Scattered Logic reviews
"I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you..." (Standalone fic)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2003
Something Has to Give by AKA Jay reviews
There are some things you can't walk away from. The Labyrinth is one, organized crime is another... also Jareth. And sentient predatory hand dryers too. Oh, and true love. But Sarah is going to give it her best shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002
A Little Place Of Forgetting by Lee Velviet reviews
Sarah and Jareth meet in the Oubliette, but it isn't called 'a little place of forgetting' for nothing.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2002
I Would Be Your Slave. by Fraggin'Aardvark reviews
Sarah is bullied at school. The bullies get more than they bargained for.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/30/2002
In Dreams by Crisssy101 reviews
Sarah wakes up and finds herself caught in the middle between Jareth and his power hungry cousin. Family Dysfunction at it's best. J/S Romance
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2001
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The Romantic Misadventures of Sarah Williams reviews
Sarah Williams experienced her first romantic disappointment just two days shy of her sixteenth birthday. For the record, it was all Hoggle's fault (even if he did have the best of intentions).
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,927 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Jareth, Sarah
Christmas Pretty reviews
Seasonal sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend'. On the first Underground Christmas, Sarah's true love gave to her...well, it's the thought that counts. A Christmas tale of leather, goblins, and the odd stunted unicorn.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,733 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Of Pineapples and Kings reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Gift That Keeps Giving reviews
COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete