Author has written 5 stories for Labyrinth.
taps mike* Testing, testing...is this thing on? IS THIS THING ON?
I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who is still reading and reviewing my stories both on ffnet and deviantArt. It means the whole world to me. THE WHOLE WORLD. Let me explain--I am currently trying to write an original novel and it sucks. It utterly sucks (the process of writing not the content. Actually, the content may also suck. It may suck more than the process. Or they may suck equally. Great, something else to worry about. Hang on, I'm getting off topic--I was praising you. Let me get back to the praise).
As I was saying: it seems that whenever things become Truly Dire (when my inspiration dries up, when my Muse kicks me in the kneecaps and runs off, laughing; when I can't decide whether to dress my hero in leather pants or tight leather pants), a review arrives in my inbox and MAKES MY DAY. Those reviews are ambrosia--a shot of pure adrenaline delivered straight to the feels.
So, not to make this awkward, but I love you (in a platonic, non adult-type fashion). And if you're having problems writing your masterpiece, let me know. We struggling art folk need to procrastinate together. We probably also need to go online drunk karaoke-ing together, too, but the technology doesn't exist to make that possible...yet. But when it does, we will do the best rendition of 'I will survive' ever heard in the free world.
Keep being you, awesome people. Keep being you... xx
My brother made me promise never to write fanfiction. He made me swear that if I ever wrote a story, I would give him my first born son. Now, I don't intend to breed any time in the near future. And given my gene pool, I'll probably give birth to the next anti-Christ (in which case, I'll be happy to hand the kid over to my equally demonic brother). But on the off chance that I spawn a child that I actually like, I'd appreciate it if you kept this whole writing thing of mine quiet, ok?
My Fine Feathered Friend was initially inspired by an awesome piece of fanart by Pika-la-Cynique entitled 'Envy'. For some odd reason, this site has disabled external links (why? WHY!? Oh the betrayal), but you can see the picture in all its glory in my deviant art account (lixxle dot deviantart dot com). I took one look at those goblins and fell for their deviant ways. I decided then and there that I wanted some deviant goblins of my very own. If you look very closely, you can see Skeep...
On my deviantart page, I've bookmarked lots of brilliant pictures of Skeep by Mercuralis, Colette Lunsford, JarethsGenevieve and shii. Soon he will take over the world...
The Gift That Keeps Giving is a three-shot (if that's a term) inspired by Mercuralis's magnificently sexy pic of the King "You Know You Want It" (also on deviantart). Chapter 3 contains a dangerous number of crotch references. And leather. Leather crotch for all...
Of Pineapples and Kings is a Halloween tale that is pure crotch-crack (i.e., crackfic-esque with crotch elements). Jareth goes trick-or-treating. Sarah gropes him. A good time is had by all.
Christmas Pretty is a Christmas sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend' based on the squee-a-licious pic of the same name by Pika-la-Cynique
For those who were wondering about my icon...it comes from a pic that Pika-la-Cynique made just for me! YEAHHHYY! Check it out on my deviantart page.
Have you drawn something awesome from my fanfics? Of course you have--you are ridiculously talented! If so, let me know so I can sing your praises and bask in your glory.