Perfectly Maple
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Joined 02-07-08, id: 1494926, Profile Updated: 11-27-10
Author has written 10 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Azumanga Daioh, Pokémon, Beavis and Butt-Head, Family Guy, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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Fright by BMO21 reviews
(PatxBob) It start off like any other Sunday. Spongebob wants to spend a day with his best friend Patrick, but something is troubling Patrick, all the while Spongebob's life is becoming complicated, with pain, love, and not to mention a serial killer claiming victims in Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/18/2009 - SpongeBob, Patrick
SeaFlowers by Dark Inkling reviews
Spongebob gets a confusing gift from his secret admirer, and he gets the wrong idea! NEWLY UPDATED! Read and Review!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Plankton, SpongeBob
Summer Nights at Band Camp by Hgmuffin-stuff reviews
They were rivals. They were companions. They were everything but in love. One summer night at band camp would change that, though. Or so they hoped.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Squidward, Squilliam - Complete
September by Homicidal Ovary reviews
SpongeBob and Isabel are forced into dangerous circumstances when unwelcome 'visitors' to Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - SpongeBob
The Bad Boy and The Bookworm by RadioBlast reviews
Alvin /x/ Simon. Rated for future chapters. I suck at summeries, so just give it a chance :D
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008
Back to the Time of Indecision by Hgmuffin-stuff reviews
"Man Ray is great." No he isn't! That ****ing % &#! - Get a grip on yourself, Squilliam. You can't live in the past any longer.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Squilliam, Squidward
Some Things Never Stay the Same by Lost in the ever after reviews
Bobby and Joseph are graduating high school, and off to New York. Joseph finds out about his real father, and Peggy finds out about her son and his boyfriend. Hank’s an ass. M for strong hints. OneShot.
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Wonderwall by thelivinggirl reviews
I can't really summarize this one. Read anyways. France/Canada, mentions others/Canada. Sad!Fic with an optimistic ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Tea at Fancyson Manor by Hgmuffin-stuff reviews
Squilliam invites Squidward for tea to reminisce on high school days, while Squidward tries to prove that he is a success. Prequel to Methods, but stands alone too. Squid/Squill.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Squilliam, Squidward - Complete
Methods by Hgmuffin-stuff reviews
Squidward plots his own demise, while Squilliam plans his own night out, each with their own methods. SquidxSquill
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Squidward, Squilliam - Complete
Keep it in the Family by AbusedAptitude reviews
Based on the episode "Bossy Boots". Mr. Krabbs has unresolved issues. Pearl is the solution. But she's off-limits...isn't she? Krabbs/Pearl. Yep, that's right. Incest. Sort of. *One-Shot*
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Mr. Krabs, Pearl - Complete
Universal by Band8PGeek reviews
They had never been in love before. Until now. And only one of them liked it. Prequel to Tampon Masturbation's "Codependency". SquillBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2009 - SpongeBob, Squilliam - Complete
It All Started With A Measly Dime by AbusedAptitude reviews
Based on the episode "Can You Spare A Dime?". Spongebob has opened his home to a certain Squid in need. So why would he ask for any more favors? Especially such a scanty maid uniform? Sponge/Squid *One-Shot*
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
A Blanket of Snow by Valie reviews
The heat's out and a snowstorm has trapped Carly and Sam at Sam's house. What to do for heat? Oh, they'll think of something. 9th of 30 Cam prompt fics I'll be posting! -Cam- -Femslash- -Smut-
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Dutchie Gets His Groove Back by AbusedAptitude reviews
Based on the episode "Ghost Host". Spongebob grows tired of the Dutchman's "scary" tricks, and tells him so. But the Flying Dutchman isn't going to take it lightly. *One-Shot* Highly inappropriate material. Sponge/Dutchman
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - SpongeBob, The Flying Dutchman - Complete
Chicken Necks by Band8PGeek reviews
AoStH. Some fascinations just cannot be curbed. Especially not in prison with no other way to pass the time. Scratch/Grounder. Set during "The Magnificent Sonic".
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Scratch/Grounder - Complete
Fallen by Valie reviews
Life has an odd way of being karmic, especially if you've caused nothing but trouble. Sam learns the hard way the consequences of her actions and how deeply they effect the one she loves the most. -Cam- -Femslash- -Angst- -Dark!fic- -Oneshot-
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Save Me by Shuuheifan69 reviews
Spongeob- Peter, Squidward- Edward, Patrick-Rick. Peter loves Edward, but can't be with him since his cousin's staying with him.... and screwing the daylights out of him. Will Edward be able to save him?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob
Slash Mechanics 101 by Mortal Anonymous reviews
For all those slash fans out there who just don't seem to know how a sponge and an octopus could do it.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Squidward, SpongeBob] - Complete
Old Times Weren't Always Good by PoetPen reviews
Spongebob left Bikini Bottom and grew up. He comes back after a visit from Sandy and Patrick, but only for a short time. Will he find what he always wanted? Spongebob/Squidward. Yes it is slash, but I am sure you can deal with it.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/24/2009 - SpongeBob, Squidward
Squidbob Oneshot Collection by NicNack4U reviews
Squidbob one-shot collection. Rated K. New cover image!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - [Squidward, SpongeBob] - Complete
Drabble Me Confused by Band8PGeek reviews
100-word portraits of life in Bikini Bottom, chance occurences and things that may or may not have happened. From angst to fluff, from pairings to canon.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Average by Band8PGeek reviews
In a world of wizards with powers that can annihilate God and witches with bosoms to match their brains, you tend to gain notoriety for having almost no remarkability whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - OC
All Around Me by Nappy reviews
At the peak of sexual pleasure, Cosmo feels the constant bite and haunting whisper all around him.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Cosmo, Anti-Cosmo - Complete
Cute by Sara Jaye reviews
In which Sakaki and Kaorin go for a walk together, and Kaorin gets more than a little flustered.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Kaorin, Sakaki - Complete
Two Ascots and a Dress by Tasareswrist reviews
A drugged out Amber admits she would love to have a threesome with her brothers. Largoscest for LArgoscest sake really.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009
Do You Love Me Now? by Ms.Ginny Snape reviews
He just wants to forget. To forget he's long-lost love who abused and raped him, to forget the REAL him, to forget everything that wasn't Squidy and Pat. But, that was never going to happen. Soon, his mask is peeled off. Yaoi, Rape, Slash, Minor/ 18 male.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2009
The Voice Of Friendship by Sir Loyne Beef reviews
Calvin and Hobbes have a lovely day today and discuss his relationship with his parents
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Weirdo Dudes Next to the MaxiMart by Incy Little Spider reviews
Butt-Head wakes up to a very strange sight. But he can't remember how it all happened. He takes a trip down memory lane and discovers the very strange experiance he had which started rather simply while taking the garbage out. SLASH.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Mine's longer! What would NPH do? by Homicidal Ovary reviews
When you're young and gay, the possibilities are endless! Patrick teaches SpongeBob a "lesson" about being too prideful when it comes to *cough* certain things... *cough cough*
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Depressed Oppressed Obsessed by Band8PGeek reviews
Duck Dodgers. A day-in-the-life of the Martian Commander...yet not, as even his obsession with his superior struggles to contain his ever decreasing state of mind. Freeform poem; hints of Marv/Queen.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
After8 by Band8PGeek reviews
For once in his work-life, Squidward was overpaid. Slash. Title has nothing to do with it.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
The 2 Faces of Squidward: The Alternative Version by SuperNothing reviews
Squidward gets into an accident at the Krusty Krabs that makes him really beautiful, suddenly he has everything he has ever wanted. But what about Spongebob? R&R Please! Story taken from 'The Two Faces of Squidward'. COMPLETED!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Hello Spongebob by Hope Happens reviews
A question catches Spongebob off guard. Spongebob/Patrick. This story is for Tampon Masturbation's story challenge.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Boyfriends Forever by Hope Happens reviews
Spongebob has a secret he has to tell Patrick. Will the secret destroy their friendship, or will it only strengthen it? Spongebob/Patrick Yaoi alert!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Speckled Mug by Cerise Murmur reviews
The time between weekends is too long...FredxGeorge, oneshot. WARNING: Incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Good Times, Good Times by Band8PGeek reviews
Squidward. 15. Charming man, but – let’s face it – insane. Insane over one girl, and hopefully her sweet sweet kisses… Rerelease.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Squidward - Complete
No by Band8PGeek reviews
I'm not doing it. I can tell. I'm not.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Patrick kills Squidward, SpongeBob kills Patrick by Homicidal Ovary reviews
please don't ask me why i wrote this.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Meat Lover by Ripper Roo Is Awesome reviews
Looking for a quick relief... SquidwardXSpongebob
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
I Got My Rock Moves by Band8PGeek reviews
Two universes. Two guys. One motive. One love. Any questions? Homestar Runner/SpongeBob SquarePants crossover, 50 sentence drabbles. The crackest of crack-and-slash pairings.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Squilliam - Complete
Die Another Day by Band8PGeek reviews
Fun and games make for a good party. Beer and drugs make for a confusing party. Your guests being systematically murdered by a force of good gone wrong make for a bad party. Guess which kind he had. Rated for language and character death. COMPLETE.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - SpongeBob - Complete
Murderous Love by Shuuheifan69 reviews
Crack Pairing. DennisxSpongebob/peter. I changed names around, it'll be clearer in my next story. But enjoy none the less.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/5/2008 - SpongeBob
Rescue by Tabi reviews
Sakaki x Kaorin. Even in the middle of class, Kaorin can't quite sway her thoughts from the wonderful Sakaki-san.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kaorin, Sakaki - Complete
It Grows Back by DeterminedX2 reviews
Based off the episode, "Scaredy Pants." SpongeBob tries to be even scarier than last Halloween, by completely shaving off his spongy exterior.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Broke by DeterminedX2 reviews
How does SpongeBob afford everything when he flips burgers for a living? Maybe he doesn't.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,459 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008
Spooning by Naked Sasquatch reviews
Just some cute/funny fluff I wrote about my two favorite butt-knockers. Beavis/Butthead Slash.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Sun and Rain by Band8PGeek reviews
Like the sun and rain, SpongeBob and Squidward couldn't be more different. Sponge-x-Squid poem, very fluffy. Fluff-freaks will enjoy; angst-lovers may not.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Deja Vu:: A Spongebob Squarepants Fanfic by Chiakakiri reviews
Thirty years from now, not much has changed in Bikini Bottom; Except for Spongebob's lack of sanity & how he's developed a habit of sitting at his desk, crying over the death of his boss, Krabs. Who will come around & patch the holes? Bob x Oc, -Shot-
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Salty Kisses: A MMOF Fanfic: Oneshot by Chiakakiri reviews
Flapjack is an adult now & a grand adventurer; As he thinks about the one that truly shaped him, tears are shed. Who will come to his aid & stop the waterworks?
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
To Fly by Keshi-sama reviews
Osaka always wandered what flying felt like. This had to be it. Rated M for safety.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Dedication by SilverScarecrow reviews
The detective looked up from his cake, a strawberry dangling from his lips....another evil-doer fell before his mighty, gleaming pen of silver...A blonde giggled idiotically in the distance... Parody of stupidity.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - L - Complete
The Art of Heartbreak by EroSenin'sDeciplesKJT reviews
If you've ever wondered why Squidward hates Spongebob this is the place for you. My own take on this interesting relationship. This is M for a reason. Yaoi. Several pairings. This is going to be dirty if that's your thing.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
ED, much? by Wolfish-Insanity reviews
The Daily Show/The Colbert Report While Jon and Stephen are having a nice night, Jon discovers he has a problem. How will Stephen respond? silly little story. Warnings: slash, sexual innuendo, but nothing explicit.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The Troubles of SpongeBob by SpriteCoke reviews
Sandy admits that she has feelings for SpongeBob but SpongeBob doesn't feel the same way. He has his eyes on someone else. What will Sandy do to get SpongeBob to like her, and will she succeed or fail? One-sided SandyxSpongeBob. SpongeBob Squidward slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,921 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008
Three Strikes, You're Out by Octovision reviews
Dinner is ruined and everyone is after the same thing. KrabsPlankton
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Mr. Krabs, Plankton - Complete
Feint by Band8PGeek reviews
But that wasn’t why he fainted that night in the Bubble Bowl. Band Geeks spoilers.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Squilliam - Complete
Plankton's Lab by DeterminedX2 reviews
Plankton loved his Lab. Perhaps even more than his laboratory.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
ONE NIGHT IN SPONGE by the-hippie-whittlers reviews
Just don't read it. NOT WRITTEN BY ME! written by Vanessa. IT quintuple-X rated spongebob! DXDX
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Biosponge Squareshock by GodOfWurstwasser reviews
I am surprised no one did that one before. Yeah, this is a Bioshock/Spongebob crossover and I WILL have my monkeys continue it, it came to my mind while I was spliced out on some serious Caffeine plasmids. Please read and review.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
Love by Wolfish-Insanity reviews
The Daily Show/The Colbert Report Jon/Stephen WARNINGS: slash. You no likey, no ready. Simple as that. Jon and Stephen finally admit their feelings after a one-night stand. Horrible summary, but cute story. Themes challenge.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Is This Love? by Octovision reviews
A weird monologuish thing in which SpongeBob sorts out his feelings for Pat. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Patrick, SpongeBob - Complete
Hot Tub by DeterminedX2 reviews
Squidward goes to strange lengths to keep SpongeBob and Patrick out of his new hot tub.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
IT'S A ME, MARIO! by GodOfWurstwasser reviews
A tragic story, about an innocent little pipe, and a pipe molester. Read and review!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Mario - Complete
Mary Who? by Band8PGeek reviews
Squidward has to struggle to evacuate the number of Mary-Sues invading Bikini Bottom. But little does he know that these sponge/squirrel/squid creatures may, in a way, provide an advantage that he overlooked the first time.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Curing Scientist’s Block by DeterminedX2 reviews
SpongeBob tries to help Sandy come up with some invention ideas. SpongeXSandy.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The Games We Play by Faydora reviews
Raito and Ryuuzaki are experiencing a few...problems in their growing relationship. Both boys want to be seme! How will they solve this little problem? LxLight/LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - L, Light Y.
Tied Up by DeterminedX2 reviews
Training for an eating contest leaves SpongeBob with his hands tied. Literally.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
It's Cold Out by Band8PGeek reviews
One of Squidward's oldest and most-hated foes is back with a vengeance...but it's not who you'd expect with a summary like that. Welcome to claustrophobia.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Squidward - Complete
Please? by Band8PGeek reviews
SpongeBob's inane attempts to get Squidward to lend him his toothbrush. Somewhat random.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
The Real Estate Brokers by Octovision reviews
SpongeBob and Patrick take a foray into the world of realty. Implied slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward - Complete
Bigger Fish to Fry by Band8PGeek reviews
SpongeBob and Squidward were both too much in love to care about the little things that bugged them. They both had bigger fish to fry. Crack twoshot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Not Chop, Slap by Band8PGeek reviews
“Slap, karate chop, what's the difference? Some kids still make out with a pillow.” Random little dialogueorientated but lengthy oneshots. Crack pairings inside. Dedicated to tootierulez.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
The Trouble With Kaorin by J.P. Martin reviews
Kaorin most likely had a crush on Sakaki in the Anime series. I could be entirely wrong, but here's my take on what would happen if Sakaki didn't mind an outburst of romance from Kaorin. Shojo Ai or whatever, nothing graphic at all. Chiyo and Minyamo in i
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Pages from the Nuthouse by DeterminedX2 reviews
Squidward goes to an insane asylum and is forced to keep a diary. This fic consists of his daily entries.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Why Squidward No Longer Has an Elevator by DeterminedX2 reviews
In the episode Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost, there is an elevator in Squidward's house. But it never shows up again. Did SpongeBob have something to do with that? Of course.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Adjustments by Wolf Emperor reviews
I don't know if I'm going to continue this. Beware, this is sad.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Bad Dream Believer by Band8PGeek reviews
You can run but you can't hide, when dreams and reality collide. Oneshot. SBxSquid.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
The Christmas Party by DeterminedX2 reviews
Not to give away a spoiler, but this is my version of a certain something referenced at the end of the episode, "The Secret Box."
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Then Suddenly Something Changes by Band8PGeek reviews
Love has a habit of hitting you like a ton of bricks. SquidSquill. Squill's POV. Dedicated to Marih Dimitri and other supporters.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Squilliam, Squidward - Complete
Shut Up by Band8PGeek reviews
Full title: “Shut Up, A Unique Take on Kisses, Conversations and Other Misnomers”. Twoshot. Slight Sponge x Squid.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Plankton and Karen, Sitting in a Tree by DeterminedX2 reviews
Plankton and his computer wife Karen converse as they spy on SpongeBob from a tree.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
A Modicum of Pleasure by xTJGx reviews
Dobby's worst nightmare, or secret desire? Albus Dumbledore calls in a member of his staff to his office. But this is no ordinary meeting. A glance into the manic sexual world of Dumbledore's fantasies. DumbledoreDobby, Graphic sex, noncon, lemon, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Albus D., Dobby - Complete
SpongeBob Writes a Story by DeterminedX2 reviews
SpongeBob decides to write a story after an unpleasant viewing experience. However, Squidward's critique is brutally honest.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Thanksgiving aka Gluttony Day by DeterminedX2 reviews
Sandy wants to plan a Thanksgiving dinner at the treedome, but SpongeBob and Patrick misunderstand its meaning to be something else.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Don't Kill Me For No Title by Band8PGeek reviews
AU. School trip plus mind control equals chaos concerning two certain aqua calamari. Oneshot. Forced slash, if one knows what one means.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
In the Bathroom by DeterminedX2 reviews
SpongeBob and Squidward are accidentally locked in the Krusty Krab bathroom overnight.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Two Months Later by Band8PGeek reviews
When is an Eskimo Kiss not an Eskimo Kiss? Oneshot.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sandy, Squidward - Complete
THE BEST EXCERCIZE EVER by dontEVENgirlfriend reviews
COACH Z AND HOMESTAR FUCK.I ACTUALLY WROTE MOST OF THE SEX SCENE IN THIS ONE.Then I got lazy.
Homestar Runner - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007
They Grow Up So Fast by Band8PGeek reviews
Maybe Mom and Dad knew of Dexter’s increasing maturity, and felt they could trust him in situations like this. But how situations like this can change, with a small revelation. Oneshot.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Missing You by Band8PGeek reviews
He could deny it no longer. He missed him. I will continue this one day. You just gotta give it time.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Squidward, SpongeBob
Title Hidden by Band8PGeek reviews
Rage, fury, domination, humiliation, small tendancies of hypnosis. In short, just a typical smut.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2007 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
When Someone Is In Love by Band8PGeek reviews
What can they say? What can they do? One shot. Again, the pairing may surprise you.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Squidward - Complete
Untitled Poem of Happiness That You Will Love by Dark Inkling reviews
My first SBSQUID Poem, please read and review. Just a short, sweet little poem from Squidward to Spongebob.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Birthday Surprise by Gryvon reviews
Kanou/Ayase, yaoi. Ayase tries to bake a cake for Kanou's birthday.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Kanou S., Ayase Y. - Complete
Spongebob Loves Krabby Patties by Stupidfic reviews
ALOT
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Is He To Know? by Band8PGeek reviews
This isn’t your typical poetry. And it ain’t your typical slash either. Let’s put it that way and leave it at that. Read with an open mind. Or try to.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Poko Sala ‘Love’? by Band8PGeek reviews
Nobody knows everything, much less a caveman, even if he can speak the language. Here we follow but a minute of “taila foo” Squog’s internal struggle to come to terms with what “love” is.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Nyamo the Player by zky-zephyr reviews
A friendly game of cards, some alcohol and a question that should've never been asked. Yukari will never be able to erase this night from her memory. Shoujoai.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
The Death of SpongeBob by DCourtes reviews
[Oneshot][cRaCK]The death of SpongeBob SquarePants. Warnings: Sex, language, character bashing, ect. I can't really remember anything else. Flaming is accepted if you want. It will only make me laugh...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Four Lullabies by Taste of Violets reviews
A sleeping Yukari keeps Minamo up at night. Four related drabbles, 100 words each. Shoujo ai.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Yukari T., Minamo K./Nyamo - Complete
Let Me Love You by Creature of Habit reviews
OneShot and Sequel. Pairing:SpongebobSquid. A bit on the dark side but a good read I promise. Rating is M just to be on the safe side. Nothing explicit. Feedback is much appreciated. Originally titled: Stupid
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
Priceless by Serephine reviews
TomoXYomi. Tomo plays a nasty trick on Yomi that causes her to burst out in tears. This brings out Tomo's gentle side. Bad summary, first fan fic, please R&R
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
Living For the Only Thing I Know by DrWorm reviews
Life is pornography with practical notes written in the margins. George is so engrossed by his son that he has forgotten the boy from thirty years ago. Slash.
Back to the Future - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2005
Theft by Sara Jaye reviews
Jessie experiences some trauma one morning. Meowth has a new hairstyle. James...hides.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2004 - James/Kojirō, Jessie/Musashi - Complete
Dial J For Jimmy by lady bundtcake reviews
Jessie picks up the phone and dials you-know-who. Quasi-Rocketshippy with slightly suggestive phone conversations.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2003
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Public Relations and You reviews
Matthew Williams has always been overshadowed by his brother, long before Alfred became a rock sensation. But when his bro shows up uninvited for an extended retreat, Matt starts to long for his previous invisibility. Americest, slight Cuba/Canada, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, Canada
Heroes Don't Wear Dresses reviews
America convinces Canada to become his dance partner for an upcoming competition. Needless to say, things don't work out quite so smoothly for Matthew. Some hero his brother makes. America/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Instincts reviews
“Dammit, dog, if I’d known you were going to be this gentle, I would have allowed that teenage miscreant to have his way with me.” Brian/Stewie slash, for Poisonetta. Lemon.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Let Them Eat Sponge Cake reviews
After his boyfriend's kidnapped, Squilliam goes on a quest to rescue him-with the aide of his boyfriend's best friend, of course. Slash: Squill/Sponge, one-sided Pat/Sponge, a touch of Squid/Squill, a dash of Squid/Sponge, etc.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,848 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Squilliam, SpongeBob - Complete
Fangirls are Easy reviews
It turns out if you’re two dudes hanging outside the front doors of Yaoi-Con, you might risk looking a little gay or something. Slash.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Yukari Tanizaki: Sexual Harasser reviews
Kaorin just wanted a little advice about her beloved Sakaki. Implied shoujo ai.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Kaorin, Yukari T. - Complete
Say My Name, Baby reviews
Butch demanded a little respect! He WOULD get James to say his name. Kokoshipping . . . as in Butch/James. As in yaoi.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2009 - James/Kojirō, Butch/Kosaburō - Complete
An Evil as Old as the Galaxy reviews
Jessie is out to prove her partner's sexual orientation, lest her little heart burst with the hatred of the ultimate cliche. Rocketshipping nonsense and/or smut.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - James/Kojirō, Jessie/Musashi - Complete
Why in the Heck? reviews
Tomo just needed a warm up for the sports festival. Osaka was just as good of an exercise as any. Tomo/Osaka yuri. Rated for sexuality, perversion, and utter lack of tact pretty mild for M, though, all things considered .
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Tomo T., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Hypothetically reviews
Squidward/SpongeBob monologue. Squidward poses an intiguing theory to SpongeBob. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
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