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Joined 02-07-08, id: 1494942, Profile Updated: 07-06-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hey, I'm Kate, but I go by Kater.

I'm really random. Sometimes people think I have spaz attacks because I laugh so hard for no reason at all.

I love writing so much. It takes up 40 percent of my life. 20 percent is for music and another 40 percent for all all of my BFFS. (All frickin' two of them)

I love being pyschotic, because acting normal is wayyyy to boring.

I assure you that I'm nice. I'm sarcastic sometimes, but that's not rude. It's funny. I pity people who call sarcasm "the bottom of the barrel" when it comes to humor.

I'm kind of a nerd. I mean, I may have a 2.8 GPA but that's only because my teachers make school boring as hell. >:

No matter how crazy I am, I still prefer writing angst. I enjoy reading romantic/comedy fics a lot, but I write angst best.

That's about it, except for those 'basic facts' that nobody reads and those copy/paste things.

BTW, I write a lot, but not on the computer. I have so many stories on ripped binder paper scattered around my room, but I'm too lazy to type them up.

-I love green. Lime green goes amazing with black and hot pink. (Seperately, duh!)

-Cats are cool, dogs or okay, but snakes are frickin' AWESOME! (I totally want one for my birthday)

-My musical interest goes towards playing the drums. Until my parents get me a drumset, though, I'm stuck with playing RockBand!

-My birthday is on August 15. That means I'm a Leo. Rawrr!

-Rain is spiffy. I love how it smells after asphault get wet...

-I went to a patheticly (is that a word?) sheltered Catholic school for six years. That's six years too long. Now that I've transferred to a public school, I can say "crap" without twenty-something heads turning around and gasping.

-I am anti-labeling, but that doesn't mean I can't hate those kids who are called 'preps'.

-'Emo' guys are the sexiest things to ever walk on this earth. Bow down to guyliner!

-Lip-rings are gnar.

--End of story--

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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4741 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
For What Is Worse? by xTheRedAngelx reviews
It is James and Lily's fifth year at Hogwarts. As canon goes, James falls in love with Lily but there are several conflicts standing in the way. Work in progress. Other characters include Severus Snape and the Marauders. Contains some fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Trick or Treat by tragickk reviews
Halloween at the Swan Residence. But with our clumsy Bella and it being "her time of the month" could things possibly get worse? Oh yes... Fun fic!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Urban Legends by SkyeRose reviews
The Special Victims squad is faced with a series of disturbingly familiar cases that come from some of world's most terrifying Urban Legends. Will they discover the reality behind these myths, or will they die trying? EO. Possible JC. AU. Horror elements. DISCONTINUED.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,139 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Being Pretty by keeeks reviews
A-lister Claire Lyons leaves Hollywood behind after a scandal and enrolls in the elite private school BOCD. And as soon as she arrives, alpha Massie Block can feel her kingdom crumbling beneath her feet. Because being pretty isn't as easy as it seems. AU.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
Choices by Isabel0329 reviews
As Bella's transformation approaches, both her and Edward must work through their nerves. Preparation, goodbyes, transformation and first hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,551 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Eternity by the.sun.hasnt.set reviews
My Breaking Dawn. Starts after Eclipse, Chapter 15 up! Bella is changed, she's very 'special'. Jane and Alec and beginning to become quite the problem. Bella begins to have some revelations about everything thats happened. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,251 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008
A Moonless Night by the.sun.hasnt.set reviews
Eclipse through Edward's eyes, how did Edward feel all the times Bella spoke about Jacob? When her life was threatened again? I haven't left ANYTHING out. Please let me know what you think, I'd love to keep this going!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008
Blood Drive by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Forks Police Department is sponsoring a Blood Drive. Bella Swan resolutely believes that if the Police Chief's daughter makes an appearance, it will help a good cause, but can she handle it? Oneshot. Fluff. BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn by Mister Prongs reviews
Edward and Bella finally get married, and they both have parts of the bargain yet to fulfill. Alice has planned their honeymoon, including a plane ride, a private beach, and a lot of sun! What happens after Eclipse?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,071 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
A Human Heart by Shadow Sakura reviews
Short oneshot. Edward asks Bella a question that's been bothering him for some time.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Christmas Angel by sillybella reviews
How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Halloween: Forks Style by TooMuchLoveforEdward reviews
The long wait is over! Emmett as a drag queen inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,764 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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Mistletoe reviews
How does Cho feel when her and Harry kiss in the Order of the Pheonix? ExC Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Forever reviews
Bella is dieing. EPOV ExB Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete