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Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, and Naruto.
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Sable and ivory by Marilena reviews
Yuffie didn't know that playing with fire can get you burnt. Especially when the fire is Vincent... Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,740 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Impossible to Love You by Noche-Locura reviews
Itachi is in love with... his younger brother. And does not intend to tell him. But faced with a menacing threat, how much longer can Itachi protect his secret, and his little brother? ItaSasu, one-sided GaaSasu, other side pairings, A/U
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,116 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
To kiss a Hyuga by FaintFalconHunter reviews
It has always been a Hyuga tradition that you must marry the person you share your first kiss with. She wanted her first kiss to be Naruto Uzumaki but we don't always get what we want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,145 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Treacherous Heart by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sexy, powerful Uchiha Sasuke has a new mission in Sound from Orochimaru himself: 'Seduce Hatake Kakashi, and bring him to MY side.' But the heart is a treacherous thing, and Sasuke's about to find out how traitorous it really is. KakaSasu KabuSasu OroSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 112,486 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Sakura transferred to Konoha High, and is now living with Sasuke....Huh. Funny how things turn out. sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, kibaino, nejiten. Several OC's, and definitely OCness. Rated M for language and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,094 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Special Discount by Blue Funk reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Games We Play by imadecookies reviews
On a mission the boys fall prey to the seductions of their hormones. One night affairs soon prove too much for them to handle back home when their past actions catch up with them. NaruHina and SasuSaku. STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,318 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Maybe Forever isn't as Long as it Used to Be by ScaryCrazy reviews
Kakashi is pissed that Naruto and Sasuke can’t get along to save their lives. But what he doesn’t know is that they have every reason to hate each other, being as they used to be best friends. SasuNaru AngstDramaRomance
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,717 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fascination by ashurahime reviews
They can't take their eyes off of each other. Gravity draws them together. That which divides them becomes insignificant. A chronicle of love, friendship and war, this is the unlikely story of two souls that are, in every way, polar opposites.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,427 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14822 - Favs: 8,114 - Follows: 6,120 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Luck of the Draw by Aurora Ciel reviews
Tenshi: a brothel that kidnaps girls and forces them into prostitution. Sakura's mission: rescue the girls and shut down Tenshi. But what happens when she comes across the one person she never expected to see again? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Players by Kukaburraxxii reviews
Ino joins the league of players Genma/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,692 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Genma S., Ino Y.
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Can I be my true self? by Kiragirl17 reviews
FemNaruto returns from a mission to find that Sasuke has returned. A new enemy has plans for Naruto.Revenge on her father.She has to find who it's who wants her dead, but what happens when more then one person competes for her Heart? Better then it sounds
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,303 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Father Figure by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto wanted... no needed a father figure. Kakashi fit perfectly into that role, kind caring compassionate if not a bit off beat, but it's not until the bedroom that Naruto calls out "Daddy!". Based on George Michael 'Father Figure'. KakaNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,530 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Last Resort by crave-the-rave reviews
Naruto wanted to know...he'd die unhappy if he didn't know...true he'd die unhappy even if he did know, but he didn't care. He'd kill himself AFTER he figured out who the random scary red-head was... Gaanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,968 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Fire and Water by moonbeard reviews
What do you get when you mix fire and water? Steam of course. WARNING: THERE IS YAOI! don't like don't read. SasukeXSuigetsu Disclaimer: I don't own anything. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Princess of Thieves by Valentine'sNinja reviews
AU. She robs from the rich and gives to the poor, but she never counted on falling for one of her many victims. Maybe victim wasn’t the right word to use on a man like Vincent Valentine. VincentYuffie, and ZackTifa. Complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 223,963 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Unexpected and Inconvenient by Tridacnagigas reviews
Sasuke discovers he has a heart after all, but he can't let it interfere with his goals. Alright, maybe a little. Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Read Between the Lies by ukexchan reviews
Iruka has known Kakashi for a long time. They start to become friends. Iruka wants more, but he's not sure Kakashi feels the same way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,247 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Flaming Heart by Creidhe reviews
An unexpected incident, sends Sakura into the past. She has a chance at saving everything, but as the wise say 'Playing with the hands of times brings you the most deadly consequences,' However, Sakura was not one to be intimidated ...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,781 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 5,528 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Overworked and Underpaid by Selvanic reviews
Kabuto is sick of doing everything and not getting the recognition he deserves. Orochimaru has something different in mind for Kabuto's raise. Fic dedicated to AngeloftheOdd. OroKabu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Welcome to the Family by MetaMirage reviews
How hard is it to say 'I love you' for the first time? Pretty difficult when you accidently say it to your girlfriend's mother! Why did he agree to go on this trip again? It's only going to get him killed /SasuSaku/AU/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,525 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Video Phone by Cherry Jade reviews
Naruto sends a video message to Sasuke's cell phone. Just a little sumthin' sumthin', so his husband has something to do during his boring meeting. Let's just say Sasuke will enjoy it, yeah? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Proof by hapan reviews
Ino had known from the beginning that this was a bad idea. Karin was loud, obnoxious and looked really good in hot pants. If there were better reasons to hate someone, Ino couldn’t think of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Ino Y., Karin U. - Complete
Rainy Season by BeepBeepBoop reviews
Jiranaru smex. While traveling with bad injuries, a storm forces Jiraiya and Naruto to take shelter in a mountain cave. What will happen as the night progresses? Read, reveiw, have some cookies...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Slipping by HK Keiji reviews
Oronaru: Orochimaru, biology teacher, puts Naruto in detention and molests him. Extreme M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
Lead Angel by Hidden Ink reviews
Neji and Gaara begin an anonymous correspondence on their desk at school. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,333 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Leather Bound Kitten by The Pyrat reviews
Mello is left with nothing after leaving Wammy's House, save his hopes. This is the story of what might have occured during the time-gap, in the five years that nothing was seen nor heard of Mello...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,184 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Mello
Silent Scream by hyenateeth reviews
Everyone has a fear of the unknown. AU, HidaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Feeling You by cutecrazyice reviews
It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,564 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Just a Habit by highonpixistixs reviews
CHAPTER 4 IS FINALLY UP. It was supposed to be just sex, nothing else. But no matter how much he tried to convince himself otherwise, it was very definite that Hatake Kakashi was falling in love with the blonde haired, blue eyed brat. KakaxNaru, Shota.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
In Paridisum by Silent Dagger reviews
Can love really overcome your other feelings? Can it triumph over hatred, over the lust for dominance and victory? Once he sets his mind and heart to something, can Light Yagami really change his vow?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,702 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Light Y., L
get a life by the mockingjay reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
For Honor and the Corner Office by Sherrri reviews
AU. Matt competes with his coworker, Light Yagami, for the corner office, and he is determined to win at all costs. This requires his roommate, Mello, to pretend to be his girlfriend at the company Christmas party. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,689 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Innocent Games by Wynja reviews
Robin has a secret desire to be seen and… touched… he has found the perfect way to fulfil his fantasies… but will it last? Slash.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Robin, Slade - Complete
The Agreement by Jelp reviews
With Naruto marrying Sakura, Sasuke does everything to prove that only he knows how to make Naruto happy: even if it means making an agreement that could leave a permanent emotional scar on Naruto’s heart. Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,680 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dance With Me by Wei Jiangling reviews
Penelo flirts at the Sandsea after hours. Penelo/Tomaj, ADULT
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Penelo, Tomaj - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bone Garden by Baby Morrison reviews
MM yaoi. OroKimi. Orichimaru brings Kimimaro back from the dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro K.
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Started as a Simple Deal by Spook's Master reviews
Jiraiya/Naruto. Future lemon. Set during time skip. Jiraiya will take Naruto on the trip only if Naruto will do sexy jutsu whenever he asks. Naruto doesn't think he'll mind, but will he still feel that way once Jiraiya asks, and eventually asks for more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,409 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Whose little slut by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto is adopted by Orochimaru. Extreme M rated. OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Parthenogenesis by Tiki Rane Gobell reviews
Parthenogenesis: Asexual form of reproduction that does not require fertilization. Kyuubi believes he has found his way out. Not your everyday Mpreg. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,035 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How to Make Love: The Wonders of Wanking by Edlama reviews
Thanks to sharing a tent with Naruto, Gaara now knows what a 'boner' is... and promptly decides that he'd like to have one too. Will Naruto be able to overcome his embarrassement and help his friend? Warning: Fluffy Porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Situational Hazard by DetoxAngel reviews
PLEASE READ CH.24 AGAIN, IT'S THE EPILOGUE, NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE! KakaNaru FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,455 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Toward Oblivion by The Romance Chick reviews
Kid Flash and Jinx, four months into their relationship. Very naughty. Lemon.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
An Awkward Conversation by Raikune reviews
Very slight Stark/Lilinette. Lilinette wonders exactly which side they're fighting on.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2008 - C. Stark, Lilinette - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kicking Butt, Taking Names by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Bad crack. Mary Sues. Missing Uchihas. They all must go down sometime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007
Love and Quidditch by johnlennonlovecult reviews
After a steamy encounter in the Gryffindor locker rooms, Oliver Wood and Cedric Diggory must decipher their feelings for each other . . . And the impact their relationship could have on their futures.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,447 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Oliver W., Cedric D. - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5336 - Favs: 5,064 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7144 - Favs: 5,667 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3835 - Favs: 5,450 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To The Winner by Nakitama-san reviews
It is a long time before Sasuke realizes what he is eating. Even longer before he figures out why he enjoys it. He smiles as he says, Delicious.warning: Cannibalism. Slight pairings including SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Flight Entertainment by StylishKidatTheRiot reviews
Airports are boring, it's a fact. Sasuke is bored and demanding attention from Kakashi. Their flight is delayed by 4 hours, how will they amuse themselves? WARNING: Big fat graphic LEMON. Steer clear if you don't like yaoi or swearing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puberty Sucks by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Up until now it had been easy. No one suspected a thing! Then puberty hit. And Naruto discovered that it's harder to hide your gender when you have boobs. [SasuNaruko] [4 Part Fic Rated for Language and Sexual Content] [Complete.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Demon Unleashed reviews
A depressed Naruto brings Kyuubi out to play. Things will never be the same. FemKyuubi, NaruKyuu, eventual Powerful!Naru. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Camera Work reviews
Naruto always considered himself to be an opportunist; so he merely saw being banished as a chance to start fresh and be someone different – a someone with pigtails. FemNaru. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,189 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Imperfections reviews
It was her imperfections that first caught his eye. SasuHina. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,033 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Listen to Your Heart reviews
Karin finds herself pregnant at the most inconvenient of times, and wants to get rid of the baby. Suigetsu, however, has different plans. Karin x Suigetsu. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Karin U., Suigetsu H.
Edible reviews
Itachi offers to help a struggling Sasuke with his ninja training as long as he gets something in return. Poor Sasuke has no idea was his aniki has in mind. Uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Master's Pride reviews
Slade x Terra. Oneshot. Lemon.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Terra, Slade - Complete
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