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Joined 02-07-08, id: 1495081, Profile Updated: 09-22-14
Author has written 21 stories for American Dragon: Jake Long, Skunk Fu!, Kung Fu Panda, World in Conflict, Disney, Bolt, Rio, and Amazing World of Gumball.

Affiliated accounts: mildirk at deviantart.com

Oh wow. I haven't updated my ffnet page in a while. Apparently, a lot has changed in my absence. Looking at my profile and it seriously needs a redo.

Current Occupation: Employed Civil Engineer secretly trying to get into an aviation school =/

Let me start by saying that I'm a game enthusiast. The very first time I got seriously got into gaming was when I first played C&C Red Alert: Retaliation. That was back in 1997 with their pixel art and all that. The rest is history.

Games over the years

1995: Duck Hunt (-)

1997: Jurassic Park: Chaos Island (PC)

1997: Red Alert Retaliation (Playstation)

1998: Red Alert Aftermath and Counter-strike (PC)

2000: Counter-Strike (PC)

2002: Warcraft III (PC)

2003: Simcity 4 (PC)

2004: Simcity 4: Rush Hour (PC)

2006: Microsoft Flight Simulator X (PC)

2007: Call of Duty 4 (PS3)

2007: World in Conflict (PC)

2009: Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising (PC)

2009: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (PC)

2009: Tropico 3

2010: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (PC)

2011: Tropico 4

2011: Battlefield 3 (PC)

2011: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (PC)

2012: Microsoft Flight Simulator X: Acceleration (PC)

2012: Far Cry 3 (PC)

2013: Wargame: Airland Battle (PC)

2014: Wargame: Red Dragon (PC)

2014: Tropico 5

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The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Lose by Feeling-Grand reviews
Mr Peabody has been spending his spare time building a new machine... a mind machine. On his first night of testing it he enters a world he never should of... his very mind.. and learns the subconscious is left hidden for a reason. FINISHED.
Mr. Peabody & Sherman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Mr. Peabody - Complete
Chained by WaterFront3000 reviews
You can tell a lot about a person by looking in their shed. Complete.
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,169 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Darwin W., Jamie] Gumball W., Penny - Complete
Soft by FrostedFangirl reviews
Rocket's ears are soft. Drax wants to pet them. So does everyone else.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
Ears Aren't Just for Listening by DjDangerLove reviews
Rocket is injured and Quill makes sure to stand by the statement he made to Corpsmen Dey. "I'm going to look out for them." One-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Rocket R., Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Drax
Nightmares of a Night Fury by Kipcha reviews
Yes, nightmares had always been a common occurrence in their house. But Hiccup was no longer the only one that suffered from them. HTTYD2 Spoiler Alert! Major spoilers within!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Peabody Lost by 1234BlueLagoon reviews
After Mr. Peabody goes missing and is presumed dead, Sherman not only must attempt to discover what happened to him, but he also must deal with the court trying to find him a new home.
Mr. Peabody & Sherman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,413 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Mr. Peabody, Sherman P., Penny P. - Complete
A Body for Carrie by lnvaderZlM reviews
Carrie goes to extreme lengths for a chance at having her own body. But is having a body really all it's cracked up to be?
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,129 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Carrie - Complete
Blood Birds by Fly Guy reviews
What would have happened if the bats in the Capture had really been VAMPIRE bats? What if, on that fateful night, instead of having "urges" removed, the owls would have received NEW urges that involves cannibalism? This is my first fic, so R&R please! :
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
A little bit of everything by Aninat131 reviews
Everyone has a story, be it Penny, Mittens, or even Rhino. Their thoughts, their actions, and reasons behind their actions will tell this tale. How Mittens and Rhino were adopted, the fate of the 'Bolt' tv show, and a story of how a cat struggles to find herself and decide on her newfound feelings for a certain white canine. All these tales and more will be revealed in this story.
Bolt - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,044 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/3/2010
The Life and Times of Lord Shen by Domenic reviews
The story of the albino peacock of Gongmen City, from cradle to corruption. UPDATE: Chapter 16.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,235 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Shen, Soothsayer
Our True Colors by Donny's Boy reviews
Scootaloo has never really cared much for Pinkie Pie, and she definitely doesn't like the way Pinkie calls her hero "Dashie." But for some strange reason, Pinkie seems fixated on her and insistent on meddling in Scootaloo's life.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,194 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Scootaloo, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Dumbing Down by FieryFilly reviews
An insane Trixie is going to make Twilight love her no matter how drastic the measure. Just a quick story I cooked up
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie
Memories Of Nobody by crazy jaky reviews
What happens if one day, everybody woke up and forgets about Po and he's gone? But Tigress still has memories of him, but when she tries to prove he's real, people think she's going crazy. She then goes on a journey to find Po before she starts to forget.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Tigress - Complete
An Imaginative Mind by Dreadnought Protocol reviews
After a traumatic event, Blu has become a genius and starts to write down groundbreaking physics and math equations. As his mind becomes sharper so does his imagination and how will Jewel ,along with his friends, deal with this? Let your imagination soar!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Making A Friendship Problem by The Lilac Pilgrim reviews
What if Twilight had been even more unbalanced? Because I really thought she was going to hurt someone in Lesson Zero.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
Unwashable by Qille reviews
"Unwashable, unrinsable." Where did that line come from? This is the story of the first AND LAST time the smugglers tried to give Nigel a bath. Enjoy! Sorry it's so short.
Rio - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Nigel - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Aninat131 reviews
Jewel's always been the serious one. But after drinking some hot chocolate, she gets high and escapes, prompting a massive search and rescue mission from the rest. It becomes a race against time to find her, before someone else looking for her does...
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
The Only One by Aninat131 reviews
It's been a week since Jewel's wing recovered. Blu and Jewel pay a visit to Linda, with Blu trying to show Jewel that being with humans isn't as bad as she thinks. Pedro and Nico tag along, but they have a different purpose in mind for being there…
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Deadly Secrets by Qille reviews
Pedro has a secret: he can't swim. He didn't know how much this would affect his life, and he didn't know it would endanger the life of his best friend, Nico. Rated T for blood and because I'm paranoid.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Nico, Pedro - Complete
Just a Nightmare by ToothlessFuture reviews
Hiccup is having nightmares. The villagers and dragons are acting strange. Just a coincidence, or something more sinister?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Sky People's War by Knight.of.The.North reviews
Humanity is back; and they've got big guns. Led by General Greyson, one of the greatest generals known to man, and his 'secret weapons', they have returned to Pandora. But it's not for the reason the Na'vi think... Chapter 11 up!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,857 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Fantastic Mr Fox: The Masked Bandit by goofyeyeballs reviews
At the end of the movie, Mrs. Fox is pregnant. This is the story of their daughter, Noni. She is a habitual pickpocketer, kleptomaniac, and lock-picker.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2009
Bolt: Amnesia by AstonMartinLover reviews
Bolt must once again find his way across the country to get home. But this time he has no memory. Please R&R.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Memoirs of a Master by Luna Goldsun reviews
Months after Tai Lung's defeat, Shifu has been shutting himself away. When Po and the Five investigate, they discover more about their beloved master than they ever thought possible.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 246,665 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Shifu - Complete
The eclipse by Purpleground reviews
It was a normal day when the sun suddenly grew dark. And Shifu started to worry. It is an omen, a warning for an old forgotten tale to repeat itself. This time, everyone's childhood story, far and ignored, is coming true. Are they ready to believe?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Shifu - Complete
Black and White by Cursor reviews
People change over time, some for the better, some for the worst. In the Jade Palace, one person has been changing, and a dark, terrible, mystery looms inside the halls. Updated with full chapter 1
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Po, Tigress
Two of a Kind by Akylae reviews
Bruce Wayne and Gregory House meet in a bar. The similarities are overwhelming. One shot.
Crossover - Batman Beyond & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Bruce W., G. House - Complete
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Turkey reviews
The Wattersons get ready for Thanksgiving. All they need is a turkey. (One-shot requested by lexboss)
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Gumball W., OC - Complete
Act on Instinct reviews
Gumball negotiates with a witch to become a ghost again this Halloween... and gets more than what he bargained for. My first story in a couple of years...yep (Credit to ScorpioFangs at deviantart for the cover)
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Gumball W., Darwin W., Nicole W., Carrie - Complete
Dreamcatcher reviews
Crane has been restless over the past few days. So Mantis accompanied Crane to buy a dreamcatcher, but there's a catch. Will they get more than what they bargained for?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Mantis, Crane - Complete
The Penguin's Monocle reviews
Nico discovers a new club, but little did he know of its very dark history. Happy Halloween!
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Pedro, Luiz - Complete
Sinister Minds reviews
My take on the origins of Shen. An extraordinary peacock with an extraordinary dark side that began long ago when he was still a little peafowl. Some history on the Soothsayer included. Rated Tea for Teaen :P.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,690 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Shen, Soothsayer - Complete
Quarantine reviews
Failing to escape on-time, a group of army men are in a desperate bid to escape LA. A story based on 8MilesThatWay's XCIX, with his green light. Details inside. Rated T for some mild swearing. Read, review and most of all, enjoy!
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
Birds and Planes reviews
We love birds and we love planes, but there is a reason why they never go together.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Howling at the moon reviews
Bolt has a hard time confessing his love for Mittens, but gets help from three pigeons with some really old love songs. Happy late Valentine's day P.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
The Computer reviews
Everybody knows Rhino is addicted to the magic box. Then the computer came along and everything changed.
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Disney's Sir Hiss: Second Life reviews
So, I watched Disney's Robin Hood again and I couldn't help but make a story out of it. Sir Hiss escapes, changes his face, identity and starts a new life. He finally got away with it… or did he?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,099 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
You Kill Me reviews
Based on the CSI season 8 episode of the same name. A light perspective at looking on hypothetical murders of your most beloved ADJL characters. The twists. The turns. Who killed who? Missed me? Well, it's good to be back and I'm excited about this.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Rotwood, Spud - Complete
The Masters Flip Out reviews
A short fanfic about the Masters of Kung Fu Panda flipping out. If you feel you don't want to read it, then do not. My first Rated M fanfic. If you ask why I'm making this, it's just I haven't written anything for KFP for quite some time now :P.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Shifu, Oogway - Complete
Mike and Antoine: That Damn CD Player reviews
A story loosely based on the award-winning game, World in Conflict. Please spread to all World in Conflict fans of this fic. I hope to get WiC a place in fanfiction. See foreword. Finally, we have done it. Victory to the WIC fans :D.
World in Conflict - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
The Dragon Ultimatum reviews
Will the CIA be able to keep the secret of magical creatures for long? Sequel to the Dragon Supremacy.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Western/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Jake - Complete
Can You Spare Me A Br: Bonus Feature reviews
An interview with the most influential unoriginal OC in the fanfiction, Can You Spare Me A Br...
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Can You Spare Me A Br reviews
A strangeman enters the lives of those in the Jade Palace. Since his arrival, strange things have been happening. Will they be able to protect themselves from these strange events as they fall prey one by one. A late Happy Halloween!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Mantis, Po - Complete
The Art of Leaving Them Dead reviews
15 years ago, Panda ordered the assassination of Baboon. Panda brings Skunk and Rabbit to stop him. Rated T for violence and for taking the idea from a video game Rated M. In fact, almost the entire story is copied from the game :P.
Skunk Fu! - Rated: T - English - Western/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Doctors and Dragons and Draco Island reviews
Sequel to Doctors and Dragons previously An Apple a Day . House is sent to Draco Island to investigate a mysterious meteorite crash only to find a disease unrelated to it. Takes place before 'Alone' of House S4 and obviously after HKL since it's a sequel.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Fred, Lao Shi - Complete
Doctors and Dragons reviews
I thought I could take a break from the Bourne-ADJL thing. I wonder why no one made a CO about HOUSE and ADJL. I mean I saw a HOUSE and DP CO. So what happens when Jake meets the mad doctor House. Rated T for HOUSE. Take this as a regular HOUSE episode.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Jake, Lao Shi - Complete
The Dragon Supremacy reviews
Jake Long is back as the Amnesiac Dragon on the search for an escape for the conspiracy that is Treadstone-Discovery. Sequel to the Dragon Identity.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Western/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Jake - Complete
The Dragon Identity reviews
Jake Long is the Amnesiac Dragon Hmmm... AmDrag on the search for his identity.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Western/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Jake - Complete