htebazytook
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 02-07-08, id: 1495088, Profile Updated: 06-10-12
Author has written 35 stories for Weiss Kreuz, Good Omens, House, M.D., StarTrek: The Original Series, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings.

I no longer posting the majority of my fic here due to content restrictions. Please visit my AO3 [ or LJ [ for new fic, and to view stories I have deleted from this archive.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 279,693 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Insert Slash Here: A Collection of Oneshots by Brittany Diamond reviews
K/S. I take real moments in TOS and write the scene that could have feasibly come before or after.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Rules of Counterpoint reviews
Frodo/Sam slash. This pairing was my first OTP, and it's high time I wrote for them. Musically infused Shire fluff. Wherein Frodo is the Paris Conservatoire and Sam is Debussy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Right Place at the Right Time reviews
Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi slash. Why, in my own slashy universe, Anakin and Obi-Wan never did get along.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Forgetting is So Long reviews
Kirk/Spock slash. Finally submitting to the lure of TOS fic. The result was pretty angsty/sappy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Four Minutes and Thirtythree Seconds reviews
House/Wilson slash. Brief, angsty dialogue. And hopefully John Cage will be cool with my own particularly slashy reworking of his piece :P
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Idée Fixe reviews
House/Wilson. Directly after 5.07, 'The Itch'.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Quite Contrary reviews
House/Wilson, OC. What must those other people in the elevator think?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Change We Need reviews
This is some brief, vaguely angsty, mostly pointless, and indulgently philosophical Wilson POV. Directly after 5.16, 'The Softer Side'.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Eroica reviews
Crowley, Aziraphale, and grouchy Romantic composers.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
A Word of Warning
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Schuldig, Farfarello - Complete
Blasphemous reviews
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Schuldig, B. Crawford - Complete
Cliche
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Correspondence reviews
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - B. Crawford, Schuldig - Complete
Curiosity
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 7/16/2008 - B. Crawford, Schuldig - Complete
Fashion Sense
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Youji K., Omi T. - Complete
Feasting
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Farfarello - Complete
Forward to Time Past
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Nagi N. - Complete
Forwards
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Youji K. - Complete
Heist
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Schuldig - Complete
Kiss and Tell
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 7/16/2008 - B. Crawford, Schuldig - Complete
Old Bones
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 7/16/2008 - B. Crawford - Complete
Schwarz in Space Space Space reviews
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - B. Crawford, Schuldig - Complete
Swords Crossed
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Schuldig - Complete
White Out
drabbles written for the Weiß Kreuz drabble challenge community on LiveJournal http://community./wk 100/
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Schuldig - Complete
Up Above It's So Fair reviews
Aziraphale goes home for Christmas. Or at least back to heaven.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2008
Spring the Sacred reviews
Crowley, Aziraphale, and Stravinsky on the eve of WWI.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Simulation reviews
Some vague crossoverness. Also, I fear this will only really make sense to some people. However, I know said people are out there, darn it.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008
Remembering Things reviews
Have taken certain liberties in concordance with a "the Bible doesn't always get it 100% nice and accurate" mentality. I was going to blame The Passion of the Christ for preying upon my ignorance, but it all worked out in the end. Just know that I've re
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Method In It reviews
This is how I distracted myself while attempting to write a paper, the topic of which should quickly become evident—I knew I'd find a way to put my classes to good use! Know that the opinions expressed by the characters are not necessarily shared by the
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008
Hemiola
I had to write a paper about maps. You explain to me how that makes sense, because I still don't get it. I chose London because I stare at it a lot on GoogleEarth. It occurred to me that nobody had written fic about Crowley and Aziraphale during this p
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,593 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008
Firebird reviews
light Crowley/Aziraphale slash. "In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Fascinating Little Restaurants Where They Know You reviews
Crowley is bored. Aziraphale endures it. Not as dirty as it sounds, just quietly slashy.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008
My Idea of Nothing To Do reviews
An idea stuck me. I elaborated on it and, lo and behold, a fic was born. This probably takes place pre-Kapital, I think.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Schuldig, B. Crawford
The Accursed Huntsman reviews
Crawford/Schuldig slash. This is a very fluffy and pointless little piece. A day in the life of Schwarz. Perhaps a bit AU due to the time frame.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Nagi N., Schuldig - Complete
Accent reviews
This is, in fact, a drabble gone horribly wrong. And just for the record, I happen to approve of Schuldig’s tastes in clothing. And if there are any factual, um, inaccuracies in this, well, pretend there aren't. :P I swear it makes sense.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Schuldig, B. Crawford - Complete