Envious Lacerations
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Joined 02-09-08, id: 1495885, Profile Updated: 01-19-14
Author has written 8 stories for Saiyuki, Naruto, Heroic Age, Fire Emblem, and Inuyasha.

My name is Envious Lacerations.


These are some of my favorite quotes:

"Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and erase all doubt"

"Silence is more musical than any song"

"The most profound statements are often said in silence"

"In a mad world only the mad are sane"

"Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence"

"Sanity calms, but Madness is more interesting"

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"

"Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to time as we do to death"

"The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth"

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead"

"Never to suffer would never to have been blessed"

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared"

"Nothing inspires Forgiveness quite like Revenge"


Check it out! I did a test to see which Akatsuki member I am and I got Zetsu!(Who happens to be my favorite character in Naruto)

"http://www.theotaku.com/guru_results/1769_Zetsu.jpg"


I also have a Gaia account if anyone would like to contact me there. My username is: Obsolete Vigilante

My AarinFantasy.com (If you love Yaoi, this is the place to go) account name is : Mazoku

My Livejournal.com account name is: Bellcross

And My DeviantArt.com account name is: AmonsRevenge


My favorite fictional character in the whole world is Aloysius X. L. Pendergast! He is a brilliant man who was created by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, whom I thank so much for bringing him to 'life'.


I greatly admire Hayao Miyazaki for: Howls Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Ponyo and Laputa: Castle in the Sky.


From the Game section of Fanfiction my Favorites are: Final Fantasy VII, Gears of War, Fire Emblem and Kingdom Hearts.


I could go on forever about all the Anime/Manga I like so here are some of my favorites: Saiyuki, Monochrome Factor, Yu Yu Hakusho, Heroic Age, One Piece, Bleach, Death Note, Yu-Gi-Oh, HunterXHunter, Black cat, Inuyasha, Okane ga nai, Ushio and Tora, D.Gray-Man, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fushigi Yugi, Rurouni Kenshin, Chrono Crusade, Shaman King, Getbackers, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Vampire Hunter D., Live, Immortal Rain, Master Mosquiton, Final Fantasy Unlimitted, Claymore, Karin, Slayers, Ayashi No Ceres, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Fushigi Yugi Genbu Kaiden, Flame of Recca, Zombie Powder and sooo many more.


Hmm, my current Otaku's are: Slayer X Yuutarou (Live), Zaraki X ? (Bleach), Age X Iolaus (Heroic Age), any Saikyuki pairing and Mass Effect 1 & 2.

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Full Contact by Lemon Crisis reviews
Dantia works as a volunteer in Brazil, but when a funny looking branch causes her to crash, she gets the chance to go places no other Ooman has, but can she adjust to her new life? Please R&R. Rating for later chapters.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Predator/Yautja, Human
People Like Us by Saere reviews
Other than battle, Kurosaki Ichigo is the only thing that can make Zaraki Kenpachi's heart race. Confronted with the thought of Ichigo dying, Kenpachi realizes how much it would hurt to live without him and fights to convince Ichigo that 11th Division is where the ryoka belongs. Kenpachi/Ichigo, KenIchi. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,048 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Different Circumstances by Orionshadow reviews
Despite all warnings, Matsumoto interrupts Zaraki in the bath house. The consequences have far reaching effects. Coarse language. Violence. Non con. Chapter 50 up. Over 18's only. Same AU as 'For the Love of a Friend'
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 278,580 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 6/8/2007 - R. Matsumoto, K. Zaraki
Rite of Honor by BlueBastard reviews
What's your problem?" Shepard demanded, her blue eyes furious. He slammed his Krogan fist into the wall behind her, crushing the debris like he would his opponents, "They. Are. NOT. Worthy." Urdnot Grunt snarled. F/M. Xeno
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Grunt
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2954 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stranded with a Blondie by Kitana Matsuri reviews
Cloud is missing to God only knows where and during a problem Reno encounters, he ended up finding the missing savior. Stuck on a jungle island after his helicopter caught fire, Reno see's just how bad the situation is. Yaoi, CloudReno. Getting revised!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,822 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Reno, Cloud S.
Cruising For Love by StrawberryMerry reviews
Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,026 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11079 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 3,227 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Chained by Jayden111 reviews
Lauren is a well known scientist and doctor and works at a medical firm in Los Angeles, but when she stumbles onto a very peculiar person what will she do? But what will happen once she realized the person isn't human?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 61,468 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 8/16/2006
Boat to Par Vollen by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
Arishok/F!Hawke. Taking Isabela's place was either the worst decision of her life or the smartest... Rated M for sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,963 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Arishok
Nightdreamer by Isolde Jansma reviews
PWP. Well, if you squint there might be a teeny hint of plot - maybe. Jennifer wants Todd. Does he feel the same way?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Todd, Jennifer K.
Small Spaces by lyssalu reviews
Sound really carries in small, echo-y spaces. This, on top of the cramping, heat, and awkward positioning, can make things pretty...uncomfortable, but it's not all bad. Sometimes closeness is all it takes to get things running again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
AvP: Sacrifice by Tortugita reviews
One year after the Antarctic incident, Lex leads a new group through ancient tombs in Africa when one by one her team begins to vanish and she finds herself face to face with not only familiar hissing aliens, but a certain hunter as well. Lex/Scar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,594 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
Pact's Revival by Milaya Milen Zeal reviews
Ten years after Drakengard 2's first ending, Nowe finds a child in the old Goddess' Castle and decides to raise her like Legna raised him. Unofficially labeled Drakengard 3 by some of my friends. CHP. 28 up
Drakengard - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,866 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/11/2007
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Caged Bird Sings by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione wakes up in a cell, held captive by none other than her former professor, Severus Snape. She's scared, alone, and confused about her feelings for her unwilling captor. How can she know what is real and what isn't when he won't tell her anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Worst Hangover Ever by Xysnei reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Shepard wakes up to find her squad sleeping in her room. Naked. What happened? Thane knows. Crackfic, done on request. Reviews are very much appreciated.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Confined by Shiny-kun reviews
A mission gone awry leaves Zaeed and Shepard waiting for backup while stuck inside a crate. There are roves of heavy mechs marching around outside, and Zaeed comes up with a way to pass the time. Femshep/Zaeed - in a crate
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
Counting Sheep by Cardio Necrosis reviews
After an exhausting day, all Wilson wants is to sleep. Unfortunately, fate and House have other plans.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Snowblind by Jonesybites reviews
As hostilities around Port Farrall rise, the newly reformed Sigma squad is deployed out in the bitter Frost to quash the insurgencies attacking COG supply outposts, but they end up uncovering something the COG did not expect
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 220,635 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - A. Cole, D. Baird - Complete
If You Need Me by Thessili reviews
Commander Jane Shepard has been gone for two years and everyone she had known has moved on. When even Kaidan lets her down, her old friend Garrus is still there, standing by her side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,954 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Kismet by Hermia S reviews
Thane Krios is nothing like Hermia Shepard originally assumed, but she is not the only one having her preconceptions shattered.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,954 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
The Briarwood Elf by Fitful by Fitful reviews
A mad dark wizard's curse hits Harry. Harry becomes very small in Snape's eyes. Snape is alive when he shouldn't be and just a little pissy. SLASH. HP/SS. slavery, not D/s but sorta teasing that way. HPB and DH compliant. This Story is now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,975 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In a war broken world by Lia.Mandrell reviews
Toh'el'ach is an honored hunter on a hunt for 3 bad bloods. Maxine is a woman who is not what she let others know. Together they meet in a war broken world and forced to work together when kainda Amedha, humans and yautjas work against them.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,404 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007
Hold On, Hold On, Hold On by lies-d reviews
During prolonged captivity on a Wraith hive ship, Rodney McKay becomes desperate and willing to do anything to survive. Todd/McKay slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Rodney M., Todd - Complete
It Happened One Hallow's Eve by Ms-Figg reviews
Honorable!Snape and Student!Hermione Severus Snape is sent to save Hermione from evil ghosts. Her innocence is a liability. But she doesn't want to be innocent. They must survive until sunrise. A relationship develops. AUAR, Graphic Lemon,MF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 102,297 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Life in the Neutral Zone by EchoBravoTango reviews
An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspoken by AgaruTomo reviews
Tsume, a mute girl with a photographic memory, is taken in by Kisame and Itachi. She travels with them as they head for a mission in Mist, accompanied by Deidara and Tobi. But, Tsume is being watched by one who has a connection to her hazy past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,343 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
His Everything by Dance Macabre reviews
Just a piece I wrote whilst contemplating the tragic, pitiful roles the Big Daddies play in Bioshock. From the Big Daddy's POV, viewing the Little Sister. Please read and review! Rated M for violence.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mad World by Rational Lunacy reviews
After being tortured into insanity by Orochimaru, Naruto mentally regresses to the age of 7 and forgets everything about his life. Two years later, when Sasuke finally comes home, he sees Naruto and tries to make him remember. complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,549 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Say Hello! by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
What's a better way to spend your weekend than caring for two sexy extraterrestrials? And to spice up your day, how about a little interspecies romance? Oh and we can't forget about a nice bloody hunt or two now can we? Setting for three please.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,879 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007
Seasons by kokoronoitami reviews
Rated for violence, sexuality, gore, dry humor: A predator's battle spills into a woman's house. She finds herself stranded with him, obstructed by the language barrier. Will she help him elude the F.B.I after learning his true intentions? R&R
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,972 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Magical Betrothal by cocoachristy reviews
Luna convinces Hermione to perform a specific charm, and the results change the lives of four unsuspecting wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,332 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
bend by oblivion's pen reviews
It started out like any normal night...until Raito saw L bend over. Then it all went downhill from there.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bound By Magic by InuyashaForever1989 reviews
Her father brought her a strange gift… she thought she’d seen somewhere. When he leaves, however, something happens, and Kagome finds herself the owner of an inuyoukai slave. SessyKag -- beware OOCness / AU
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,572 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Another Kind Of Magic by the goofball reviews
Follow Harry's basic education of yet another art Severus Snape is quite proficient in. If you've ever wondered what else there is to BDSM except people "beating each other up", read this. Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, BDSM, m/Slash, Spoile
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Till death and beyond by SnapeRulesMaraudersDrool reviews
A surprise on Valentine's day in sixth year after the defeat of Voldemort will rock Harry's life forever. warning contains slash HP/SS, LL/NL, GW/BZ, HG/RW, warn non con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,655 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Twinkies by Sylvan Wind of Change reviews
Iruka has an interesting encounter with Kakashi and a snack cake... Oneshot. Warning: Lemon. Yaoi. Kinkiness.Junk food.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Finding Love The Hard Way by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! Harry and Severus were forced to stay together in the same house! Harry had one year's time to melt Snape's frozen heart, can he do it? Add Draco into the mix, and what do you get?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,893 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
The Stage by ignitesthestars reviews
It's called The Stage. Every woman in the Seireitei goes through it. Falling in love with Kuchiki Byakuya. The number one rule, however, is to never expect him to fall back. Psht. Rangiku never played by the rules. Part of the Lost and Found series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,083 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - R. Matsumoto, Byakuya K. - Complete
Cleansing by Ravenclaw Samurai reviews
Complete! Harry and Severus Snape are still fighting like cats and dogs. Detention is a common event but maybe this time they can wash away their differences and finally have some. . . ahem, fun together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ethereal by Fujiko1601 reviews
Goku on Sanzo and coffee.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
What Goku Really Wants! by Sylvan Wind of Change reviews
Goku and Sanzo get bored waiting for Gojyo while he gets his mail. Warning: Yaoi!Alternate Universe.Parody.Rampant fangirls running wild!
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Like It Rough by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Cid walks in on Vincent naked. Vincent stalks Cid for a little while and notices that Cid smells good. Then they have sex. That’s all really. Valenwind YAOI
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Interactive Akatsuki Garage Sale! by dead drifter reviews
Kakuzu is hosting a garage sale, and YOU can buy whatever you want! NO NEW CUSTOMERS, PLEASE! BIDDING IS CLOSED! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
For The Love Of Money! by cyberspyderweb reviews
Shark and Stitches once more! They have to work in the same office. How will it work out? Not very well as usual. This time the shark gets the upper hand. Shark on Stitches Lemon Yaoi! Kisa/Kaku Warning: Naughty Shark and Stitches moment. Smexy stuff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Of Sword And Thread by cyberspyderweb reviews
Kisame is to work with Kakuzu for a mission. Both men don't like the idea but are forced. See how Kakuzu decides to handle it! Yaoi yummie Lemon! Kuzu/Kisa warning:Stitches and Shark naughtiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Close To You by flowerofsin reviews
Watching the more experienced gives Wonderweiss ideas. This is a toned down version of the one on my fic archive. Pairing: Tousen/Wonderweiss, minor yuri.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Tousen K., Wonderweiss M. - Complete
No Strings or Teeth Attached by cyberspyderweb reviews
Kakuzu and Kisame spend the night at an Inn ment for Honeymooners. Yaoi Lemon Kaku/Kisa We realy do need more of this kind of Yaoi for those two huh? For all the FanGirls and Yaoiboys! Enjoy! Warning: strong naughty references! Kisame love once more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Kisame H. - Complete
Tobi And The Facts Of Life! by cyberspyderweb reviews
Tobi learns about the facts of life, well, almost. He has to find this out the weird and crazy way as usual! Rated M for language, adult themes and for the over use of the word condom in a hilarious story! If the word scares you don't read this! :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Tobi's Toilet Trouble by cyberspyderweb reviews
Oh no Tobi has to go to the bathroom but someone is in there what is he going to do! Find out what happenends to poor Tobi! Of couse trouble will happen. : Warning swearing. Hidan's involved that's why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Hidan - Complete
To See You by Jade Feline reviews
Several months after leaving Mundus' castle, Dante finds his injured twin outside his store. The two brothers find that they are able to get along better than any one had imagined, but a dark shadow still lingers in the corners of Vergil's mind.VxD
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,709 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
The Animal I Have Become by T. Costa reviews
Seven years after Dirge of Cerberus. Yuffie, no longer the heir to Wutai, has become a bounty hunter. Things go just fine in life until she's handed a bounty that throws her world askew. Yuffentine, rated for language and sex. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,541 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Cotton Candy by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot YAOI Zetsu/Tobi. Tobi loves cotton candy. But he loves his Zu Zu more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
The Shiver by Kami Takai reviews
One Night Zoro wakes to a strange sound...Read to find out what it is... Sorry that I posted the wrong one... I'v just been so crazy lately, it seems that my brain has melted... Well this is the right one a SanjiXZoro with Zoro as uke! Yay! One Shot! sorr
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Suicidal Affair by demonlifehealer reviews
Ichigo tries to kill himself and Grimmjaw stops him this leads to an akward relationship between the two. Child abuse and dark in early chapters, anal, AU, oral,GrimmIchi and homosexual relationships!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,914 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Chocolate Temptations by Verlerious reviews
Another muse. It's about Cid and Vincent. It's of course a yaoi. And it has to do with chocolate. I think that's enough info.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,093 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang the Sequel! by dead drifter reviews
And Kakuzu thought that exploding cereal was the worst of his problems!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hallowed Desire by Demonlordlover reviews
COMPLETE! Sesshoumaru wanted more than a mate. He wanted her, Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,833 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Tobi Discovers Fanfiction by Autumn D. Cain reviews
Tobi was bored, so he decided to read fanfiction. Unfortunately, this leads to the whole Akatsuki jumping him...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Obito U./Tobi
Marriage in the Dark by Soline reviews
Marriage Law Fic. HGSS. Snape has no choice but to marry the young witch, WITHOUT her knowledge. How will she react? Warning: Explicit content. Don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,028 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
New beginnings by Alexander Hunter reviews
After Dirge of Cerebus. Vincent returns to the group and gets a surprise from Cid. And why is Sephiroth back? And what is Rufus planning? Valwind, CloudSephiroth, RenoRude
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Heart and Soul by vegetasfan14720 reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to find true love, only to findout that it's not of this world or of human species? Lex finds out the hard way to fall in love with Scar. I have revised ch.11 with Greyt'Tan and Ti'Na'Ja, well you know. Ch.11up! COMPLETE!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,358 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Partners by reooeky reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu's lives as Akitsuki partners. I can't summarize to save my life, so just read the story it's better than it sounds. KakuzuHidan. side SasoDei and KisaIta. Rated for language. FINISHED! The sequel is coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Teaching Me by IchigoxKurosawa reviews
Elwood is pissed because Gamma left without him, so he goes to sleep and has the most amazing dream! [ElwoodGamma] [Rated M for lemony goodness!]
Zombie Powder - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
To Greet A Friend by Yuki Tsukihana reviews
Age finds out what a kiss is and...well...doesn't understand it at all. a rather short story about the cuteness that is Age.
Heroic Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Desperado by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Hiei/Kuwabara Yaoi. Lost in the woods Kuwabara finds out how lonely Hiei really is and worries that something terrible will happen to Hiei unless Hiei learns to open up.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2006 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei - Complete
Scar, Friend or Foe? by BlueBastard reviews
Lex and Scar run into eachother during the Hunt, Lex departing with Scar's mask in her possession. The darkness hides more than it reveals. The mask that should've killed Lex changes her instead. Will anger or forgiveness drive Scar's hand?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,523 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Let Me Kiss You by CBas reviews
What do you do when you're trapped in a closet with the dreaded Potion's Professor? Smut, but not only smut there's actually a slight plot! Snarry. SnapeHarry. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Damaged by BloodRedEnd reviews
A car accident lands Harry in a muggle hospital paralyzed from the waist down. Severus is given the task of rehabilitating Harry. What happens when they learn to get along? SSHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
AVP: Hero by dahdtoudi reviews
A young girl and her family are attacked by aliens, the girl is saved by a predator, growing up she never forgets her great hero. She becomes an alien hunter and meets up with her hero later on. COMPLETED!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,573 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Family Secrets: Desert Rose by MonarqueMyste reviews
COMPLETED! Basically, it's about a hunter trying to locate some old friends and meets up with a female and her "man-eating cat".
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,782 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Sentimental Thrill by Sealink reviews
Lex finds herself six months out from the incident in Antarctica, when Scar comes back. Sequel to Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo giftfic. PWP, oneshot. Rated for sexual situations.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo reviews
Sequel to Surviving This. In the aftermath of the the pyramid, Lex finds herself on another hunt, and must prove her worth not only to the predators, but to herself as well. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,326 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Mako Red Eyes by Mako Red Eyes reviews
FIC DISCONTENUED! No more updates, stop asking. I stopped writing on it 9 years ago I don't even remember it. Only leaving it up because weirdly enough people like it. Who is MAKO RED EYES? Well, me for one...well, sorta. The story of a girl who gets kidnapped by Hojo, thrown into SOLDIER, and essencially turned into the freak she didn't exactly ask to be. Lame OC fic
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004
Finding the Spirit by Mako Red Eyes reviews
Yaoi Valenwind xmasy holiday sap. be warned. When Cid gets sick from being out in bad weather, Vin learns about his caring side, and earns himself a friend. He also discovers the holiday magic along with a certain special someone....FINISHED!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,770 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Dreamer Awakened by Ruri Hoshino reviews
Kusanagi has disappeared and Momiji returns to Izumo where she finds her life endangered a circumstance that is, in part, responsible for drawing Kusanagi back into her life.
Blue Seed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 340,760 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 4/4/2001 - Complete
Means to an End by Aiwendil Amaurea reviews
[Complete] Kagome and Rin are kidnapped by Naraku in an attempt to destroy Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru. When things go wrong, Kagome ends up in the demon lord's hands. She was only supposed to be a tool, but Kagome has a way of changing those near her.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,058 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Soledad by Thunk reviews
(Complete) A Sango and Sesshoumaru love story.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,381 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Sesshomaru, Sango - Complete
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Purpose reviews
Naraku is defeated and Inuyasha doesn't know what to do with himself anymore. No Kagome, No Kikyo. Will a certain Demon Lord give him purpose?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
The Monkey and The Knight reviews
Iolaus has certain feelings for Age and Age feels the same. Though Iolaus does not know this. Age brings Iolaus a....tomato! Yaoi, Lemon, IolausXAge, Monkey-like behavior.
Heroic Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Age, Iolaus - Complete
Cold and Dark reviews
Karel is a seemingly cold Sword Master. Lucius is a bright, gentle Monk. They both love each other without the other knowing. R&R please!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Saviour reviews
I don't know what to say about this. Except that these are my thoughts as well as something I put down as a possible story. Its complicated. Read and maybe you'll understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Kakashi H., Hinata H. - Complete
On top of Akatsuki reviews
Just some random rhymes with the Akatsuki. Not that random, but random enough. And a little interaction between the authors and Hidan and Zetsu. Suggested Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Bad Boy reviews
Tobi is acting like a twitter-pated school girl and Kisame gets tired of him asking if he is a good boy. KisameXTobi and a little KakuzuXHidan. Yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Chocolate Pudding reviews
This is the sequel to Cool Whip. Sanzo gets his revenge on Goku and Gojyo for their little prank and Hakkai plays along. R&R Please! Rated for safety. I do not own Saiyuki.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Cool whip reviews
Gojyo and Goku decide to play a prank on Sanzo. I do not own Saiyuki.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete