Tsurumi Uchiha
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Joined 02-09-08, id: 1496234, Profile Updated: 12-15-08
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Hello, this is Tsurumi Uchiha, and I wanted to talk about my writing interest in fanfiction.net (but I want to make this shortly so I won't be troubled later)

First of all, my only interest is writing "Uchihacest" (I can write some hentai once in a while, but NEVER yuri. I find it disgusting) because for the time being that's all that calls my attention. It's easier for me to write male X male instead of male x girl (girl on girl NEVERRR)

I wasn't an Uchihacest fan until I read the best (in my opinion) Ita x Sasu story out there which is "Forbidden Secrets" and "The Prodigy" if you'd never read them, go check them out now.

Another thing I wanted to make clear was that my first language ISN'T english, so that's why stories made by me might have gammer spelling. I wanted to make that clear in case you feel the need to annoy me with the subject. Don't waste your time. You've been warned!

The last thing I wanna make clear is that I don't make sequels, chapters, long stories...NO. I ONLY do ONE SHOT stories because it's easy for me to finish, and cause if I make a story with chapters, I'll never finish it or update it. I'm trying to write one "Uchiha Music Prodigies" since I have the whole manuscript done, but hey, isn't easy to upload it on the computer. I get really lazy when it means writing the same shit twice, so that's why I hate making stories with chapters. (If I see the Uchiha Music Prodigies isn't working, i'll stop uploading it and i'll delete it, cause I'm already getting lazy to type the other chapters)

So, Now that I have inform you a lil' about myself, the only thing left 4 me to say is my fav. naruto pairing:

Ita x Sasu

Ita x Naru

I don't care about the others. But two I really hate:

Ita x Kisa

Deidara x Ita or Sasu (man I hate that introverted blonde)


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The Mixed Clan Ninja by Kruegenator24 reviews
Karasu the mixed clan ninja of the leaf viliage, has come to see some of her fathers students. This ends up in an emotional renioun with some one she believed to be dead. But her Exfiance is back, to finish what never happened. So who's the baby's daddy?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden Secrets by hatingcreature reviews
Itachi is a porn director, and part time actor. He's made a fortune in the business, Then Sasuke comes to live with him, can he handle it? Rated for Drug use, Hardcore sex, language, and much more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,712 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Ants In His Pants by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi wakes up one morning super-aroused b/c of one of Orochimaru's experiments. He sleeps with everyone he sees. Yes even his family. I've seen so many Sasuke-whore fics, I decided to make an Itachi one. :D Pairing is ItachiXeveryone but mainly ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
MKB II: Brotherly Bonds by Kaline Reine reviews
Sequel to Mommy Knows Best. Itachi didn't know what was wrong with him. He loved Mikoto, yet he had done the unthinkable. What happens after the story ends? Is there anywhere left to go? Pairing is ItaSasu with slight ItaMiko. And maybe others...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mommy Knows Best by Kaline Reine reviews
Mikoto didn't know what was wrong with her. She had never really loved Fugaku, and she felt so attracted to her eldest son, and there was nothing she could do about it. Itachi had his sights set on his little brother... ItachiXMikoto and some ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Fan Fiction Experience by jmills99 reviews
Sasuke stumbles upon a fan fiction story that shows him how hot incest really is. yaoi one- shot Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Survivors reviews
The Uchiha family has a secret life where they kill ppl as easy as killing roaches. They're all emotionless; only feel lust for other people, and that's the problem of Itachi. He start lusting for his brother after he 'accidentally' watched him naked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Milk for my chocolate! reviews
Sasuke wanted to drink chocolate, but there was no milk. Itachi gets upset with his arrogance and decided to give him a 'homemade' glass of milk! It's cute and twisted!//one-shot blow-job, Itachi x Sasuke yaoi uchihacest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Punishment reviews
one-shot blow job SasuxIta. Sasuke gives his brother a little punishment. This is only a blow-job, not complete sex story quind'a funny and twisted.. There's no summary for it, just read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Day Hatred Was Born reviews
Neve wondered why Sasuke hates Itachi? Read to find out. Yaoi lemon/brutal rape. One Shot ItaxSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wild Thoughts reviews
Sasuke's been having naughty thoughts of his brother. ItaXSasu Yaoi one-shot lemon. If you don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's painful letter If I Where You reviews
Sasuke decided to write a letter to remaind his brother he still loves him and that he still has time to change. This is no lemon, but yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let Me Be Your Hero reviews
Sasuke is in love with his brother. Itachi's in love with him too. Sasuke always though of his brother as his hero, and it turns out to be that way in the end. ItaXSasu yaoi lemon beauty talking
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete