Pseudonym Sam
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Joined 02-09-08, id: 1496641, Profile Updated: 08-14-08
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, reader person,

I am Pseudonym Sam, an avid Harry Potter reader and casual fanfiction writer. I have another account on, going by the name Tim the Enchanter, so please understand that I'm not plagiarising anybody, except myself!

Anyway, below you’ll find all of the Harry Potter stories I’ve written. So here’s the break down:

Completed Stories

As The Clock Strikes Twelve: A short, angst and action-packed story that I thoroughly enjoyed writing, and I hope you'll enjoy reading it. Inspired by Ambrose Bierce's An Occurrence at OwlCreekBridge.

The Butterfly Factor: Once again, I had to distract myself from all of my other stories by starting a new one. This is a rather strange story about the effect that butterflies have on the outcome of Quidditch games.

Out of the Darkness: This is my first and favourite absurdist writing, with the premise of the story coming from a very strange dream I had. Naturally, I had quite a lot of fun coming up with this story, and I am a bit sad that I actually finished it. It’s over. Wow. I’ve never actually written a multi-chapter story all the way through before.

The Absurd Fanfic Revolution: This is a pretty weird story in which a bunch of fanfiction characters, tired of bad characterisation and plot, decide to revolt against their author – that’s me! Sort of…

Unfinished Stories

“Obliviate!”:My first venture into the realm of Harry Potter fanfiction was this, which I wrote over the summer of 2007 as a one-shot. If I was to make up my own genre that accurately categorises it, it would fit in the Muggle-Vs.-Wizard-Epic-Gun-Battle-With-Violence-Aplenty category. However, that only really applies to the first chapter, because I decided to expand the story from being a one-shot to a multi-chapter epic. Since I am working on way too many things simultaneously, this story is on temporary hiatus.

Yelling Yourself Yellow With Yetis: Yet again, I had to write another nonsensical story, and this is the product. This fic is about a yeti that escapes a Tibetan magical creature preserve and the chaos that ensues. The story as a whole is pretty absurd, though it alternates between action, drama, and sheer lunacy.

THIS IS HOGWARTS! – A Stupid Crossover Parody: I hate crossovers, so I have decided to make fun of them by writing a ridiculous one of my own! This fic is a crossover of Harry Potter, 300, and Ratatouille - basically the most random things I could think of. By the way, the subtitle was originally A Most Ridiculous Crossover Parody, but I had to shorten it to make it fit.

Story Ideas

Into the Light: I have written absolutely nothing of this story so far, but this will eventually be the sequel to Out of the Darkness. This story is not going to be a humour fic, which is the main reason why it is a separate story rather than an extra chapter.

Be My Dark Lord, Voldiekins!:This story is my first ever attempt at writing romance, though please note that it is full of violence, torture, and Wizarding Genocide. Who, you may ask, could fall in love under these circumstances? Lord Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange of course! I’ve started writing this story but have gotten stuck with writer’s block, so I’ve been working on some of my other fics.

Get Hammered and Sickled!: Will I ever write this? I have no idea – maybe, maybe not. However, I had an idea for a story about a bunch of Hogwarts students who form a Communist club as a bit of a joke. Things are quite light-hearted at first, but eventually the students actually start believing in the Communist ideology, ultimately leading to Red Revolution at Hogwarts.

Those are the only story ideas that I’ve thought through at any great length. Of course, my brain is always coming up with new ideas for new fics, though only a few of them actually get written down.

So there you have it. I'll add to this bio when I'm feeling a bit more creative. 'Till then, cheerio!

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Dudley's Dilemma by kakistocrat reviews
Dudley Dursley had a very nice life. A good job, a nice house, a loving family. He even had his parents living nearby. Then, one short walk with his four year old daughter changed that all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,412 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Great Expectations by Cassandra's Cross reviews
A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny’s 2nd pregnancy & Hermione’s 1st. Ron & Hermione join Harry & Ginny on 'The Next Great Adventure' as they await the births of Albus Potter & Rose Weasley. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,943 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Letter by Cassandra's Cross reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is so focused on his career that family life suffers until an escape from Azkaban places his loved ones in mortal peril. Romance, mystery & dramatic plot twists combine for an unforgettable adventure. Now partly SU after recent revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,454 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Für Das Größere Wohl reviews
Dieter Heydrich is a model German boy with perfect Aryan complexion, exemplary conduct in the Hitler Youth, and fanatical loyalty to his beloved Führer. But on his eleventh birthday, he discovers a hidden magical world led by Gellert Grindelwald...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,472 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Gellert G., I. Karkaroff
The Absurd Fanfic Revolution reviews
HELP! It's our fanfiction writer - HE'S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored! So please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,243 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Yelling Yourself Yellow With Yetis reviews
What happens when you mix the Chinese military, Magizoologists, militant animal rights activists, wizarding bureaucrats, and a mad escaped yeti, besides chaos? YOU YELL YOURSELF YELLOW OF COURSE! Whatever that means...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008
THIS IS HOGWARTS! – A Stupid Crossover Parody reviews
I hate crossovers, and they annoy me to no end. So, what's the best way to make fun of this most ignoble genre? That's easy! I write one of my own! This is a most ridiculous crossover of HARRY POTTER, 300, and RATATOUILLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Out of the Darkness reviews
The war against Voldemort is not going well. Harry Potter and his friends are on the run, and there is no end in sight for our heroes... But suddenly, out of the darkness, ABSURDITY INTERVENES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Butterfly Factor reviews
SKILL. TRAINING. PRACTISE. COORDINATION. DETERMINATION. Quidditch games are won and lost by combinations of the aforementioned factors... but what about butterflies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Obliviate! reviews
Sergeant Archer Price lives a rather humdrum existence at his Army base in the West Country. However, all of that changes when he and his unit are summoned to respond to a very strange and violent… hurricane?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008