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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My name: kaylari

just call me Kay

Age: 21

I am myself, whoever that is..

I have taken to the road my friends!

I am a female truck driver for CRST and while on my travels across the country I will try to write. uploading updates may be a bit challenging for a while though

my favorite pairings are spamano and Gurkey from hetalia and most of my writing will probably be based around those four.

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Fuchsia Phoenix by Emochromatic reviews
Set after the Winter War, Szayel escapes to the human realm to start over. Eighty years later, he is discovering how tedious world domination can become. Enter a former acquaintance... Rated M for language and violence. Mostly. Shounen Ai. Nnoitra/Szayel.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 135,673 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G.
Fidelity by Emochromatic reviews
In peace talks following a recently concluded war, Nnoitra is offered up to the Kuchiki family as a personal servant to Prince Ulquiorra and a show of "goodwill." But his true mission to murder the royals is foiled when he is cursed. AU plotline, MxM
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Nnoitra G., Ulquiorra
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Mariposa by Emochromatic reviews
AU, set in a country similar to feudal Japan. Eighteen year old Szayel works at a whorehouse, displaced by a war that claimed his house eight years ago. Nnoitra/Szayel with some situational oocness on Szayel's part. M for sexual content and graphic violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,001 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G.
Necromancy 101 by Lord Diago reviews
Follow the adventures of a gentlemanly Necromancer as he struggles with his worklife as a servant of Mannimarco, blashemer against Arkay etc... and writing a textbook for the young-uns!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,293 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/12/2009
Maple & Birds by Shinigami-cat reviews
Three years ago Gilbert lost Matthew and turns to cutting for comfort. Can the mysterious Canada help him get over his past when monsters haunt his own?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 194,242 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Suicide on the Line by Teiden reviews
Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,729 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Hotaru To Chou by mMadKittYy reviews
Sasori is popular, Deidara is hated. Sasori bullies Deidara. They aren't really friends,to put lightly, but they have to do an assignment toghether... A big assignment. Sasodei, Mpreg, slight yaoi, Rape, AU. Better than it sounds! Maybe other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,214 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Interview with the Bluenettes of anime by ladybugseatppl reviews
An interview with D.Gray man 's Kanda Yuu/Yu, HNKNA 's Julius Monrey, and No.6 's Nezumi/Rat/Eve. A crack fic to promote each anime, Read and review. there's swearing be warned.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Julius M. - Complete
Grotesquerie by DreadNot reviews
A magical mishap has left Anders and Fenris chained together. The lengths they will go to for freedom take them out of Kirkwall and farther than either would want to go. Sequel to Nautilus. Volutions 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,051 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Sexy Stalker by Happii Haden reviews
Deidara is a 15 yr old high schooler. his boyfriend Itachi is possessive. what happens when Deidara is walking at night and is scared shitless causing him to run into our favorite sexy redhead, Akasuna Sasori? why does Deidara feel safer with Sasori?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,367 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Feverish by Azumizai reviews
Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,563 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Canada
Get Down! Get Funky! by brown-eyedBlunder reviews
Ever get knocked out with a football? Ever want to? Course not, because then you would wake up naked and strapped down to a table deep within the bowels of the 12th Division. If you did though you sick weirdo you, then this is what would happen. Ch.4 up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Ikkaku M.
Last Twilight by Picoroo reviews
"I won't be doing your paperwork anymore" After a tradegy on the battlefield, the 11th squad finds it's self one member short, and against opponents that can't be killed with physical strength, Soul Society finds itself in a bit of trouble. COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,413 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
A Day At The Baths by terminal insanity reviews
This follows 'The Gathering' in the timeline. Turkey has grand baths and schools Greece as to their uses. Warning: underage dub-con, hanky-panky in a public bath.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
The Student Exchange Program by Lyrannae reviews
Our favorite Circle group is invited to experience a year at Hogwarts. Friendships form and their magical talents grow. But despite the sunshine, darkness is always lurking in the background. CoM/HP5. Rated T, just in case. **ON HIATUS** I am doing major re-writes; please see my profile for details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,179 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008
Acrimonious by Ecchi Nin reviews
Being Redone. Sasori is art student who falls for a hot headed blonde brat and soon finds out that breaking the blonde artist is harder than he thought. SasoDei KakuHida KisaItachi PeinKonan ZetsuTobi Rated M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Impressions by Emochromatic reviews
After breaking his Hollow mask, Nnoitra is tasked with taking care of the child Szayel until he regains his memories and can figure out a way to turn back. Needless to say, babysitting the former Octava isn't going to be easy. Nnoi/Szay and lots of crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G.
How to Save a Life by MegaMan-Atlas reviews
When Black Jack falls ill with a mysterious affliction, Kiriko may be the only one who can save him. But can the Doctor of Death go against his very nature to help him? Even if he does, could it already be too late? Kiriko/Black Jack
Black Jack/ブラックジャック - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009
Little Red Riding Hood by it's cracktastic reviews
A different version of the original. Red is a bit older and a werewolf replaces the wolf. Enjoy.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008
SasoDei Big Doll House by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
After 5 years on the run, the 20 year old known as Akasuna Sasori is finally caught. More than just the cold steel bars of jail await him, old vicious enemies, new feared allies...and a hot blonde escape artist? Jail was nothing like Sasori expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Dark Path by SilverFallen reviews
He's gone forever, and he took her with him, leading her down a dark and dangerous path. Can her sisters find the girl they once knew, or is she gone forever? OC's
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,179 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
If Ye Break Faith by VioletzeEcoFreak reviews
If ye break faith with those who die/We shall not sleep... Canada's independence was not won without blood. World War I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Canada - Complete
The Game Go by SilverFallen reviews
For Reizo and Haru, the only way to find out the truth about the mysterious Akatsuki leader, was to beat her at a game of Go. Naruto OC's
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasori - Complete
Ikkaku's Hairbrush by Eddie and Alex reviews
If you have ever seen Veggie Tales, even if it was years ago, you may remember the skit about a certain Hairbrush. We, of Eddie and Alex, felt the need to recreate this amusing scene with our favorite bald shinigami.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Ikkaku M. - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
That's Another Thing by Opaque Opal reviews
A parody/ranting. Disney based. Basically the characters reacting to how they are treated by the Hunchback of Notre Dame fanbase. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Back to the Basics by SilverFallen reviews
A chain of events can lead to the change of someone's life completely. Naruto OC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
The Greatest Hunger by KNewer reviews
What happens when Kurt's past interrupts his daily life?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Rush by Darth Pooky reviews
Javert and Valjean end up at a Starbucks. Donut-throwing and chair-wielding ensues.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
I'm sick of Sand by Joyah reviews
What happens when Sanzo and co. have no other option but to take a little side trip to the beach? WARNING: may include llamas and giganto lizards. Long one-shot. Rated T for swearing
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Pride and Prejudice by Aiko no Sabaku reviews
I leaned over and placed my cheek on Raidon’s shoulder. “I think they have arrived.” I heard Raidon whisper to me. My gaze focused on the red-head. “Yes, but the one in the middle looks rich, but miserable. Like he’s going to start a brawl,” Raidon laugh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008
It's A Small, Small World by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
A young couple is honeymooning in Disney World, their marital bliss interrupted only by... INSPECTOR JAVERT? Our favourite policeman has gone more than a litle bit loopy, resulting in possibly the strangest story in existence. Many apologies to Rob Hunt.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Javert - Complete
I'm Crazy for this Girl by SilverFallen reviews
NaruClair songfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Michael's Special Song! by Blackfire17 reviews
Michael decides to get creative with a Barney song. Chaos ensues when the rest join in. What random events shall occur all due to a kid's song? Read on! Total OOCness. But that is what I'm best at!
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
What Happens in the Hospital: Kiba by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Kiba. Hinata. Warm weather. Injury. Secret. Hospital bed. Hmm... Unabashedly LEMON, Kiba/Hinata. Kiba's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2008 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
The Wrath of Altaïr by ServantOfSithis reviews
Alrighty, sorry for being away for so long. With Assassin's Creed 2 coming out next month, I'm sure I'll think of something after I've played the game to hell and back.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Whodunit? by ServantOfSithis reviews
My story about the well liked Dark Brotherhood Whodunit? quest. I added a lot of dialogue to make it more original.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Falling From Grace by Little Kunai reviews
Konan reflects on her past with Pein, and her lover Deidara. Konan/Dei oneshot spoiler warnings. rated m for lemon and a little bit of cussing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
The Forgettable Adventures of Richard Valjordan by LesMisLoony reviews
1978 brings us Frouffy Valjean, Slashy Javert, Gollum Fantine, blonde Cosette, GEICO caveman Marius, dear God, will it ever stop?
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Valjean, Javert
An Elder Scrolls Holiday Special by M'aiq the Liar reviews
Neither Christmas nor Hanukkah exists in Tamriel. However, if they did, I think things would sound something like this...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Lychan by BorntothePurple reviews
Poem. The struggle between doing what you want to do...versus doing the right thing...with a werewolf twist
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
I Won't Leave You by Makori reviews
ONESHOT It was just a walk to clear their heads. Think about how close they came to losing. But it turned into so much more. LuffyVivi LEMON
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Luffy, Vivi - Complete
Underworld Cup by Rushwriter reviews
The movie Underworld as rewritten by football commentators.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006
The Twelve Days of Underworld by Rushwriter reviews
Unforgivable parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Feel free to go carolling with it...
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
The Diaries Of LordDagon, The Mysterium Xarxes? by l0rdn1hilus reviews
The Mysterium Xarxes Turnes out to be A Diary? See Oblivion through Mehrunes Dagon's....interesting....eyes. [WARNING!] COMPLETE INSANITY, RANDOMNESS, STUPIDITY AND NO TRACE OF A SERIOUS OBLIVION STORYLINE!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006
Tea Time by Remus'gal reviews
Ed and Roy come across a cup of tea nd they find themselves turning into kittens and... shrimp...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006
Underworld Outtakes by NightSlash reviews
The title says it all. Rated PG-13 for language and other things. More to come.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 11/23/2003
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The Lion of Rome reviews
A curse has settled over Rome. Can Heracles and Sadik put aside their differences to end the curse? Can Lovino find redemption in the arms of a mysterious Spaniard? or will this ancient evil swallow them all? Spamano and Gurkey pairings, loosely based off of grendel/beowulf. references to other myths and legends are prevelant
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26
The Ghost that Haunts me reviews
Alfred thinks there's a ghost in his house and Matthew wants a snack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - America, Canada - Complete