Crash Ichimonji
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Joined 01-05-02, id: 149679
Author has written 11 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door, Zoids, Elder Scroll series, 1984, Evangelion, Ghost in the Shell, and Bleach.
In a world of crap-fics, I am here to review.
In a world without some stories, I am here to write.
In a... Ok, you get the point.
Anyhow, Crash Ichimonji (your typical mad scientist, misanthrope, and otaku) is my name. Discussing fics, anime, and other loads of junk is my game. I exist to give scientific views and analize crap. 'Nough said.
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The Last Man on Earth reviews
All I wanted was to be in a world where people would appreciate me as more than just a pilot...But this is just CRAZY!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,360 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Shinji I.
Move Forward, Head Back reviews
Is it karma? Is it punishment? Or is it a blessing? A synch-test gone wrong may just make everything alright.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Chlorox
A series of one-shots from the main storyline with role-reversals between famous male/female duos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,570 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008
Metal Gear Eva Thingy reviews
From the guy that was a high school friend of Shinagami! Metal Gear Solid 2: Snake TalesEva crossover with a twist...of fruits....Yeah, they're all fruits in this. Just read it to see what I mean.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006
Pretty Girl, A Tribute to Prosthetics and Lust reviews
A girl with nothing to care about now that she's partially cyberized. Based off of a sketch I did.
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Awaken reviews
A boat sails from the Imperial City to the east, carrying a passanger in search of the famous Nerevarine. But what awaits him in his birthland? Will he find happiness, hatred, or...both?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004
SelfAnalysis of a Mad God reviews
More diving into the realm of the Tribe Unmourned. This time, we see things through the big man himself.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Scrawlings reviews
I tried to commune with Father Dagoth and this is what I ended up writing. Poetry as only the Sixth House can do! w00t
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
2075 reviews
Faith is Law. Division is Unity. Submission is Freedom. A vision of Orwell's world in a more modern society as seen from Eurasia's point of view.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Bandersnatch reviews
Crash is a lone Zoid mercenary who's short on cash. But when he gets a mysterious phone call from an ex-Zoid Champ, everything changes. PG13 for language and mature themes later.
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/11/2004
Operation: COMRADES reviews
When the Kids Next Door lose contact with their South Carolina Base and the search team sent there, Numbers 1-5 are sent to investigate. But what they find there is more than they expected, and could they have found unlikely allies? PG-13 for swearing.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004