Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Eureka.
hola. i'm megan, or fullmoonmidget.
I'm 16, and I am a Psycho, a Harry Potter Freak, a Eurekan, a Housian, a Life with Derek-er, a Fringe fanatic, and all sorts of other things. My life consists of smut, slash, casefics, and arguments with the computer over people who try to turn everything into smut or slash. Even though I love it.
I'm short, a red head(not born, but i should've been) and i have my cartilage pierced. Along with 2 other ear peircings. I am going to be a tattooed intellectual(when I get a tattoo). I read all kinds of fanfics. I am Pansexual, a Wiccan, and a proud auntie. I'm about to graduate from high school, which means I'll probably get more time on here. :P
Psych, harry potter, earth's children, house, eureka, ncis, torchwood, artemis fowl, tamora pierce, HIMYM, Pretty Little Liars, bones, life with derek
I'm eventually going to move my fanfics from hpff over here, then redo my account on there, but thats not going to happen until i get motivated to do so.
I like crossovers, if their done well. House/ Buffy(Chase and Chase) works. When done well. My favorite xover of all time is a House/Tomorrow People. And I have never watched Tomorrow People. And Helen Pattskyn's Torchwood universe. It has a massive amount of crossovers, and it is simply amazing. I would buy it, it is so good.
I go CANON! I'll read other things, but generally, unless the series has gone a different direction in real life, I ship what they ship.
Psych: Shules. And… that’s about it. And shus… no. just… no. Shabigail bugs me. Because Shawn and Jules are meant to be together. I will read Shassie. It's kinda hot. But only if the characters are well defined and different from the show.
Ncis: I’ve read tibbs, tony/mcgee, and I’ll read anything but Gibbs/Abby. The pairings I believe in: Tiva, McAbby.
House:I’m a Hameron(yes, I’m one of those people.) I’m also a Foreteener. I like both Wamber and Wuddy. I will not read Huddy, even though I'm starting to enjoy them on the show.
Eureka: I am a Jack/ Allison, Zoe/Lucas, and Jo/Zane, but I will read Jack/Nathan and Zoe/Jo. Because that is all there is on here.
Torchwood: Jack/Ianto. I refuse to believe they won’t find a way to bring him back, and think that their jerks for thinking we’re being immature about it. Whoever said we were mature? I have problems differentiating between canon and Helen Pattskyn's canon. So I don't. I prefer her series to the show.
I don’t write a lot. I am currently focusing on original works. Which is funny, because when my book is published, I plan on coming on here and writing fanfics. I think it’ll be funny to see the way people react. Yep. It will be.
And onto the fun portion of the evening:
If you have a best friend that ALSO has an obsession with fanfiction and are very greatful to him/her for it, Copy and paste this onto your Profile!
If you have a friend who was frankly obsessed with Doctor Who and Torchwood and had no one to talk to about it and they felt alone so they converted you into Doctor and Torchwood fan, so now all you think about and talk about is Doctor Who and Torchwood, and you have inside jokes with only that person but you mention these jokes to other people and they don't understand you so randoms think you are both weird, put this on your profile. (I wish I did. I do this with myself instead. Don’t ask)
If your only problem with homosexuality is that it means your chances of kissing/shagging/marrying John Barrowman are massively decreased, copy and paste this into your profile.(John Barrowman, you are amazing.)
If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile.(cept for shoes)
If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.(I wrote it down. For a book)
If you believe the Booth is quite possibly the perfect man, add this to your profile.(Cocky, funny, does well when high? YEAH)
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.(they tell me what to do)
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.(Pineapple)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.
you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile.(fell standing up)
If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.(ooohhhh…. The tension)
If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.
If you've every been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile.(they wish they’d never mentioned it)
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.( I was TIRED)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.(I was in the middle of saying it)
If you think that you wasted two hours of you life watching High School Musical, copy and paste this on you profile.(And 2, and 3. it was like watching a train wreck.)
If you have ever surfed your favorite authors profiles on ff.net to find one of these, copy and paste this on your profile.(how do you think I found these?)
humor is everywhere, in that there is irony in just about anything a human does
the third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking in the majority, the second rate mind is only happy when it is thinking in the minority, the first rate mind is only happy when it is thinking
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability
if there are not stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
the secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
A joke's a very serious thing
you have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I am a Wiccan. I don’t believe in your God, OR your Devil. I believe in my goddess, my god.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak/
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs,so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.
I'm into THEATRE, so I MUST be an attention seeking diva.
I'm sometimes perverted, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a teenager whose made some mistakes, so I MUST be stupid and irresponsible and wrong, and you CAN'T trust me with adult topics.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be abusing drugs and having premarital sex.
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans ™ always reject unnatural things
like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging
around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing
and can sign a marriage contract.
Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all;
women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the
sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be
Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples,
infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because
our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.