otterfudge
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Joined 01-05-02, id: 149731
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
Hello, everyone :) I'd wish you all a great day, but I am aware that not all people would believe I was being sincere.
So instead I wish you all a rainbow unicycle with a plush faux-fur seat; because, really, you just can't fake sincerity with that.
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Waiting by silvermoon8705 reviews
Ch. 9: Harry and Hermione continue to meet secretly. Ron has a secret meeting of his own. And a ghost leaves Hermione seeing black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Why They Are Not by ZenZen reviews
Comparison of your all time favourite LotR chracters to random everyday items such as broken lava lamps and rubber chickens. Oh, and did I mention that it was movie based?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,626 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 6/7/2003
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
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Of Truth and Linen reviews
In Minas Tirith following the Quest, Frodo finds himself craving surety.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Don't Go Where I Can't Follow reviews
Sam's boundless love and loyalty for Frodo, reflected in a poem inspired by one of our favorite quotes...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Confessions of a Giant Squid reviews
Our beloved Squid remembers back (not always fondly) upon Hogwarts and the many people he has encountered...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.