Author has written 21 stories for Blood+, Bleach, Avatar: Last Airbender, Twilight, Hellsing, Host, Les Miserables, Maximum Ride, Watership Down, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Spirited Away, and American Gods.
Double-take* Holy jizz! Someone is actually looking at my profile!
So hi...um...this has never happened to me before...*awkward hand movements*
I'm Undercooked. I'm a teenage girl, but once I am no longer a teenager, you will stop seeing me on this website. I will probably have better things to do. I hope.
My forte is humor, but I try to be serious occasionally. Don't make fun of me.
I have many terrible fics, but you probably should read them anyway to see if I'm lying. Don't read the ones that are old. I was a young child, and my humor was painfully un-funny at times...
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is not to blow chunks upon reading things that I've written. I write a lot of originals, but when I'm stuck on those, I just write some nutty fanfiction. It's the only thing to do sometimes; I live in a rural jungleland of deer and pine trees.
I do no romance and like no pairings; shipping is hysterical to me, and I shall now laugh aloud at it. HA. There. Take that, shipping.
So...yeah...get out of my profile. Before this gets ugly.