Undercooked
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Joined 02-10-08, id: 1497455, Profile Updated: 09-20-10
Author has written 21 stories for Blood+, Bleach, Avatar: Last Airbender, Twilight, Hellsing, Host, Les Miserables, Maximum Ride, Watership Down, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Spirited Away, and American Gods.

Double-take* Holy jizz! Someone is actually looking at my profile!

So hi...um...this has never happened to me before...*awkward hand movements*

I'm Undercooked. I'm a teenage girl, but once I am no longer a teenager, you will stop seeing me on this website. I will probably have better things to do. I hope.

My forte is humor, but I try to be serious occasionally. Don't make fun of me.

I have many terrible fics, but you probably should read them anyway to see if I'm lying. Don't read the ones that are old. I was a young child, and my humor was painfully un-funny at times...

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is not to blow chunks upon reading things that I've written. I write a lot of originals, but when I'm stuck on those, I just write some nutty fanfiction. It's the only thing to do sometimes; I live in a rural jungleland of deer and pine trees.

I do no romance and like no pairings; shipping is hysterical to me, and I shall now laugh aloud at it. HA. There. Take that, shipping.

So...yeah...get out of my profile. Before this gets ugly.

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The Super Mega Radically Awesome Life of Toph & Co by RanstaObscurisity reviews
AU- A school story featuring the Gaang. Everyone realized that Toph was a force to be reckoned with when she concussed a kid on the second day of school... She'd waited too long to be let out into society, and hell if she wasn't making an impact.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,349 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Toph, Aang
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
The Fire Four: Wacky Evil Misadventures by Darth Desu reviews
Azula, Ty Lee, Mai, and Zuko are informed that they must go to Ember Island and stay there until they know how to be normal teenagers. Oh dear. Fear for your life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Zuko, Azula
A Mother's Love by bombalurima reviews
Mai had sworn she was never going to be like her mother, that she would have a completely different relationship with her daughter than the one she had with her own mother...but could that be done? Future fic, obviously, between Mai and her daughter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mai, Zuko
Perfection by Lonesome Bird reviews
In which Azula consorts with a prostitute. One shot, Azula X Ty Lee centric. Aka, girlXgirl lemon content!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Dinner at the Fire Nation Royal Family Table by WeWantsIt reviews
The Fire Nation Royal Family has dinner on the Day of Black Sun. Crackfic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Book of Hours by cupid-painted-blind reviews
It's not romantic, just necessary. / Mai and Ty Lee are caught in Azula's web. Mai/Ty Lee/Azula triangle with some twisted Mai/Zuko on the side.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Uh Oh, Mai has married the Cabbage Merchant by inktica reviews
love and loss in 50 words
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Mai, Cabbage Merchant
Everybody Loves Faye by Neviana reviews
This is a badfic...which means this story was written with the intention of being stupendously...uh...bad. Post RFB, as if that really matters--title pretty much sums it up. Flames will be laughed at.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Faye V., Spike S.
Old Kingdom Chatroom by Sanaryelle reviews
Written for The Shoppe forum's OKT Rarefics Challenge. Sam and Nick experiment with Charter magic, and invent a chatroom. Mayhem ensues.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Les Miserables 2: Back To The Barricade by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Probably the worst musical farce of all time! Twenty-five years after Les Miserables, the thoroughly direspected Marius travels back in time to the barricade to prove his worth. INSANITY ENSUES. And many, many songs.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Marius, Cosette
How Naruto should have went by ProfessorScience reviews
I am so going to get flamed for this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Western/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
The Invisible Girl by Risingashes reviews
Azula was not always a prodigy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
ATLA characters in much needed therapy by Rose0404 reviews
Pretty selfexplanitory. ATLA characters in therapy. Ranting about their horrible childhoods, facial scars, freakish glowing, permantly PMSing, anger issues, fish, cabbages, happy pills, emoitis, boredom, etc. Umm...read it? NOW. You know you wanna....
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 36,847 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Azula, Zuko
He Who Must Not Be Poked and the Dream Eaters by electo1996 reviews
No plot? Badly written scenes? Constant spelling mistakes? You probably won't find these in this story depending on the reliability of Microsoft Spell Checker! Voldemort and his Death Eaters are known to be an unfunny bunch of villains. But what if I told you, that they weren't?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,215 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Cowboy Bebop At His Computer by NoZones reviews
Or, the worst Cowboy Bebop fic EVER.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
The Junk Industry Blues by Hayden Days reviews
Rukia is a broken girl, forced to support herself and another, she works in something that she will always regret. She will never be able to mend her scarring past, until by chance she mets an orange haired man that will change her life forever. MATURE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
It's Quite Less Miserable by The Orange Radish reviews
If only Les Miserables could have been sprinkled with some humour...or a lot of humour... Based off of the school edition version of the musical. Complete
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 16,221 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Cool is What We AIM for by ElphieTheAlto31 reviews
What happens when Bella decides to download AIM on the Cullen's computers? lol Edward tries to be cool, witty banter ensues, Emmett gives everyone a hard time! Read to find out what else happens......
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Hey Jenny by Fubarmensch reviews
A satireparodypastiche of the writing process, and maybe the high-school-romance-novel genre. Complete. Heavily based on a true story. Please review, yeah?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Ikkaku's Hairbrush by Eddie and Alex reviews
If you have ever seen Veggie Tales, even if it was years ago, you may remember the skit about a certain Hairbrush. We, of Eddie and Alex, felt the need to recreate this amusing scene with our favorite bald shinigami.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Ikkaku M. - Complete
What Ever Possessed YOU To Have Children? by xinglongneo reviews
Pretty much, what the children of certain Bleach pairings would be like. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Mainly MF pairings, don't let the first one scare you. No wait, let it scare you. It's kind of scary...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,593 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
makes fruit punch by Melitza reviews
Fruit, Flavor, Redhead. The anthology of Rukia’s loves, and the very unexpected culmination.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Rukia K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Selena's Guide to the Classics: Les Miserables by Selena Antares reviews
Interested in Les Miserables but don't have time to watch the whole play? Don't despair! Find the basic jist of the story here! Plus about five times as much humor as the actual story
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Red Shield's Seven Deadly Sins by Hajislover reviews
Drabbles on each of the Red Shield's "7 Deadly Sins" in which each member is guilty of their very own sin. Try to guess which sin goes to which person! Kai, Mao, Julia, Lewis, David, Joel,and Okamura. Lust,Greed,Pride,Envy,Sloth,Gluttony, and Wrath.
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Once upon a time by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Once upon a time, the Cullens were walking through some random desert somewhere, sparkling. Of course, this was completely irrational and pretty damn careless because of…you know… the whole sparkling thing... A Twilight/Host Crossover.
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Breaking Down: A Parody of A Parody by oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo reviews
Stephenie Meyer published Breaking Dawn, which has been called Epic Fail one minute and Fantastic the next, and gave a version called Breaking Down to her publishers filled with everything that would make fans mad. Here's how we think it should go...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Twilight IM by 13oClock reviews
Way too many of these, I know. I was bored. So what's with the Bumble beans? Abusive Stuffed Snake? Old people farts? Really long bellybuttons? This can't be good. Weirdest thing is...they're all based on real experiences!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Edward Song by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Minor Breaking Dawn Spoilers. This is a parody of the Llama song.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Fieldtrip to Fanfiction Land by Gina Trujillo reviews
Toph and Zuko find themselves suddenly transported to Fanfiction Land, where anything can and will happen. Oh, yes it will!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
The Life of the Wife by Blouper reviews
The life of the wife ends with the knife. Mai-centric Doomed Maiko, Zutara, mentions of others, Dark
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
160 Things I Will Not Do by A Tearbender reviews
160 thinks someone shouldn't do in the presense of any Avatar character.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Love Triangles by Wilma Wonka reviews
Mai admits to having a unique fear. Slight Mai Lee.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Mai, Ty Lee - Complete
Quirk by blueowls reviews
Oneshot. Rated M. Azula/Zuko-centered, no ship. //The sibling regents met one another's eyes casually.//
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Silence by Fiction C9 reviews
Silence. That was what Princess Azula's world only ever was.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Shipping by nanoteknology reviews
AU, crackfic. In which I take the term shipping wars a little too seriously...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Snake Eyes by Antharyn reviews
There is a light in Izuru’s blue-green eyes that he has never seen before. Ikkaku can’t figure it out. Slight IkkakuxKira, figurative GinKira.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Ikkaku M., I. Kira - Complete
Your Mom by COOPERTASTIC- Yeah I'm cool reviews
Diva, Divas chevaliers and a whole lot of your mom jokes.
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Pretty by Shadray reviews
She was a puppet before she was a shinigami.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Nemu K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Why Sokka, Aang, and Toph Should Never Do Drugs by Here Comes The Moon's Violin reviews
What would happen if the Gaang found drugs? And did them? Ooh, I feel a crack story coming on! T for language throughout.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Lobster Is Red by AStormIsBrewing reviews
Zuko. Katara. And the Disney songs that ruined the moment. Happy Valentine's Day.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Weird Avatar Yankovic by Metropolis Kid reviews
This is a song parody. The first song is an adaptation of the song “Canadian Idiot” to fit into the Avatar world. The second song is about the biggest holiday in the Fire Nation. Please R&R. Rating upped to M for second chapter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Coming Distractions by koolkame reviews
The cast of Avatar star in parodies of trailers for done to death genres and flicks you've seen a hundred times... but not like this!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2007
The Perfect Consort by Melospiza reviews
Mai attempts to extract herself from a sticky situation. [ZukoxMai]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Swallowed In The Sea by fuzzy-ninja reviews
I'm going to be empress of this whole world some day. But times change, young Mai, and so do people. She blames it on the tempestuous sea. This is a story of the unrequited.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Mai, Zuko
Les Miserables a la Disney by EriksOneVoice reviews
What would happen if Disney ever got its wholesome paws on our beloved Les Mis? One thing's for sure: it won't be pretty. But it will involve talking animal sidekicks.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
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The Holy Debauchery reviews
Basically a parody of the novel in every way. Much as I love American Gods, it needed t happen. M for language.
American Gods - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011
Spirited Awry reviews
When malnourished Chirhiro's parents are stabbed by a hobo in a deserted town, can some Amish kid, a really ugly madame, and some other idiots help her? Or is she screwed?
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Chihiro O.
Therapy is Wednesday reviews
Her dreams haunt her, but there is reprieve in the rain as she walks to therapy this Wednesday.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Chihiro O.
Hold On, I'm On My Hamburger Phone reviews
Indie-esque highschool drabbles that involve such things as marshmallows, dubious grand theft auto, and trampolines.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Zuko, Mai
Cherry Cheesecake reviews
Enter the world of Cherry Cheesecake, where Zuko uses Mederma for his scar, Iroh is a tea zombie, Mai and Ty Lee are the Doublemint Twins, Sokka may be more than slightly confused, and Ozai WILL NOT BE BEAT AT SCRABBLE! Crack kills, but it's so much fun!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008
Oedipus Complex reviews
Short piece about the mother/son relationship gone terribly wrong. Rated M for incest.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Zuko, Ursa - Complete
Hemophilia reviews
Incest is a terrible idea. So every time I read a fic about Zuko and Azula, I'm like, whoa - what deformities would their child have? This is the sad, crack-ish, badly written story of Hemophilia, their child. M for...well, incest.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
Let's Make a Movie reviews
I totally destroy the movie. I mean, completely decimate it. Seriously.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010
First Abhorsen's Contribution to Dead Segregation reviews
The dead aren't bad - just dead! The terrible tale of Steve the Abhorsen and his zombie date gone wrong. CRACKCRACKCRACKCRACKCRACK
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010
Watership Down Syndrome reviews
Homosexual Hazel and epileptic Fiver are about to embark on an amazing journey with their noncommittal friends and not a large resevoir of intelligence. Will they make it through? M for language.
Watership Down - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010
Maximum Ride: The WTF Chromosome reviews
Jeb Batchelder, who is totally evil, and his assistant, Dr. Nobodycaresenough, are experimenting with the highly volatile WTF chromosome. Story comes complete with insulting commentary by Max and the constant reminder that nobody cares enough. Enjoy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2010
Tainted Bleach reviews
When Ichigo and Ulquiorra form a Soft Cell cover band because Ulquiorra's voice sounds suspiciously like the lead singer's, what crack will occur? Come on, just read it. Who doesn't love the irony of singing mimes?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra
Porcelain Smile reviews
A look into the life of one of the string of women that undoubtably come knocking at Montparnasse' door. "One day, love, you shall kill me." "Shall I stop, then?" "Never stop." T for...interesting intercourse. Not explicit.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Montparnasse - Complete
The Hostess reviews
Enter the world of The Hostess; a story as tasteless as a Twinkie. In it, Melanie and Wanderer become Melander, Kyle is an otter, Doc is not quite himself, and the KKK is more fun than it used to be. But for your own safety...don't read more than once!
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2009
The Great Gender Wars and Other Stories reviews
A dramatized arguement about Integra's gender staged in my art class. May turn into an entire series of stupid drabbles. I'll spoil the ending for you right now: Integra is a WOMAN! Bet no-one suspected THAT! Now there are TWO monstosities! Yay drabbles!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Integra, Alucard
Emmett Cullen's Jug Band Christmas reviews
A parody of 'Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas'. C'mon, Emmet and Alice Otter? It was BEGGING to be parodied! Crack isn't a writing style, it's a way of life! T for mild language, drug use, and frequent removal of pants. Bad Carlisle!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Emmett
Clockwork reviews
The clock ticks. The clock ticks. The clock ticks. Yoshino hates the clock. She hates how much she is like the clock. She is clockwork.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Ugly reviews
Azula is an ugly, ugly girl. Rated M for self-mutilation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Azula - Complete
Avatar Alphabet reviews
Remember your ABC's the Avatar way! For every letter, there's something related to Avatar: The Last Airbender, and my own unique commentary. You'll never forget your ABC's again! T for language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
The Dark reviews
Nemu has no choice as to whether she is in the dark or the light.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Nemu K. - Complete
StripperTastic reviews
Completely crack. What will happen when Diva's chevaliers get ridiculously bored and decide to create their very own reality show? What exactly DOES stripper-tastic mean? Probably M at some point or another, T for now. Un-betaed. INDEFINATELY DISCONTINUED
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
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