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Spooky Voice: Beware, for you face not One deranged Harry Potter fanfic author. You face Two. Indeed, Lari and Akane, true servants of the Dark Lord (and dishwashers at the Leaky Cauldron in their spare time) have seen fit to bestow upon you Muggles their fearsome fics. Quake. With Fear.

Akane: *butts in* It's ph33r!
Lari: *also butts in* No, it's |=#33|/!
Akane: *growls* ph33r!
Lari: *mwaars* |=#33|/!!

Lari is a seventeen year-old teenager living somewhere in the vicinity of New York City. She likes Harry Potter, Les Miserables (Yum, Javert!), Japanese Anime of Many Sorts, Spaghetti, Fanfiction, Duckies, Cute Stuff (including lobsters), finding Excuses to go out with 'er Friends, and Cockroach Clusters.

Akane is now twenty-one, considerably more sober but still as insane as ever. She makes out with her boyfriend whenever there's time to spare, walks around the house naked and has been working at a pc cafe since before the first single celled organism decided it needed a divorce.

How did we get together, you may ask? Well... Y'see... We're both insane. :D

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Gaijin by ContraBardus reviews
A man from another world finds himself alone in a strange world, and fighting for his life. This puts him at odds with The Senshi, the Youma, and the Yakuza. Can a mere human last long against such forces?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 545,673 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/15/2001
Between the Dog and the Wolf by AmZ reviews
A month after the barricades fall, Valjean finds himself in the middle of a mystery and discovers just little he knows about his erstwhile pursuer. Not quite AU, but events of the Brick are not central to the plot. Part of the 'You Know Nothing of Javert' series. Feuilleton; edited up to chapter 27.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 65 - Words: 91,632 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Valjean, Javert, Claquesous, Montparnasse - Complete
Hearts of Ice by Krista Perry reviews
Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,163 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2001 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ryoga - Complete
Ranma: Mazoku Factor by ContraBardus reviews
Ranma's mind is warped by anime. The Slayers in particular. ^_^
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,576 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 4/1/2002
Insertion by ContraBardus reviews
Two authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 610,929 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2001
Evaluation by Emeliore reviews
FINISHED. Severus Snape is faced with the dilemma of fulfilling the criteria in the evaluation sheet. But thanks to meddling students and his own terrible reputation, he could only go so far. And...what happened to that damned dog after Snape kicked him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,385 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Severus S.
The Serpent of Lord Voldemort by Angie Astravic reviews
Transformed into a serpent, a prisoner in Voldemort's lair, Harry must engineer his escape amidst encounters with Nagini, Wormtail and Snape, and then find a way to protect Malfoy from the Dark Lord's wrath when his mission to kill Harry goes awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,959 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/19/2002 - Published: 12/24/2000
My name's Severus by Silverfox1 reviews
15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,939 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,051 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/14/2001 - Published: 7/7/2001
The Slytherin Kama Sutra by Angie Astravic reviews
Sex education at Hogwarts: After Draco Malfoy has a near-fatal encounter with Dark Magic, Professor McGonagall decides it needs to be taught earlier. Note the R rating. Nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2001 - Published: 11/1/2000
A Duet of Pigtails by Libby Thomas reviews
After the death of Saotome Akane, it seemed that Ranma never intended to wed, to merely live the rest of his life alone in the dojo, raising his son. That was, until the day he met a redheaded woman that would be central to his life--a redheaded woman ot
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 203,008 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2001 - Published: 10/2/2000
Song Of the Snorting Hat by Topaz reviews
This the the Sorting Hat. This is the Sorting Hat on drugs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2000
Of Underclothes and Magical Eyes by MiniNerva reviews
It ocurred to me today that Moody can see through clothes. Hmm, people's underwear, how fascinating . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2000
The Convict Trio and the Wings of the Heir reviews
What starts with a fight between Lupin and Snape at lunch becomes much more. Undergone complete Schnooglization! R/R, please! UPDATE: Chapter 11! The aftermath of Gilderoy Lockhart's murder!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2002 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete