Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Date birth: 18/01/93
Nationality: French italian
Hey everybody, well not much to say since i don't really know what to write. Well here's a summary of my life (you can skip it i'm pretty sure there's nothing you really need to know :P ): I'm fifteen (as you might have calculated) I'm in 11th grade, i have two (big) sisters that i love (weird i know ;), brown/green eyes, light brown curly hair and i live in a wonderful country: Thailand ! but don't mistake, i'm not thai at all! well i don't think you need to know much more than that exept that i'm totally crazy of the city i live in and that i'm addicted to fanfiction, twilight, new moon and eclipse, well to books and stories in general but even more to these.
Pleeeeease review review review, i need to know what people think about my stories, but still please don't be mean, these will be my firts tries i'm very anxious !!
Thx to the crazy girl who introduced me to fanfiction : Maëva !! or should i say iNsAnE 0.o that i love so much, just as i love her storiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies !
And if one of my dear french friends who doesn't speak english see this well : juste aller sur un site de traduction et traduisez la page !!
Couples that make me sigh because they're so cute:
of course there's Edward and Bella
and then Alice and Jasper ! they're the cutest ever -sigh-
Emmett and Rosalie: love them to but they usually make me blush (not that much but still) since they're often in a ... well compromising position is the least i can say ;)
Favourites (funny) quotes:
"ET FRANCHEMENT...VOILA!!" Malvina, sry it's in french
"I'm leaving Edward for his son, his better!" Maëva (you sicko :P just kiddin)
"Pay attention where you're going, can't you see we're stalking someone ??" read
"Join the dark side (we have cookies)" read
"You have a biting canibalism, and a pen-poking canibalism!" Maëva (yet again)
"Red nails rock!" Angelina
Long very long profile after all ! hope i won't get the one who read 'till the end bored ! but anyways my stories are (supposed) to be better than a bio !
The stories by the way will probably be a mix, my writing is all about my mood and my inspiration, some part will be funny, some sad, some a bit of the two, or the story will be just funny or just sad, or just adventurous, i think it'll probably be a surprise as much for me as it will be for you ! i hope i will be able to keep up but i might keep you waiting a few times before updating with the work and all but i'll do my best not to make you wait too long, although inspiration is so fragile! Anyways i'll do my best and i hope you will enjoy the stories and that they will be good enough for you!Again please review !!
Hope that profil wasn't to common ! Enjoy!
The following things don't need to be read, they're not important or anything but i just find them funny so since they say copy in your profil i do so.
This is a quiz I got from: xfallen.starx she did say copy and paste to ur profile so since i think it's fun:
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
I do NOT believe in this kind of thing, but i think it's funny so I don't care
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (just for info i haven't seen purple cows)
If you have been on the computer reading countless FanFictions, at this.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, flareyphoenix, angel-phantom-babii, oh-my-edward, ametiste-lover.
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existance, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, XxBellaxCullenxX, angel-phantom-babii, oh-my-edward, ametiste-lover.
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.
You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)
Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs(except Edward Cullen of course!!)
If you think Fang is hot, post this!
If you think Iggy is hot, post this!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.
If you are one of those people who sees two reviews and gets excited, post this.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this!
Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate!
"Beth! Can I borrow 20p? Edward Cullen is over there with a big sign that says '20p and I'll bite you!' Beth turns around and sees nothing. "MWAHAHAHA!", I laugh maniacally.
10 seconds later... "Beth, can I borrow 30p? Edward Cullen is over there with a big sign that says '30p and I'll bite you!' Beth turns and sees nothing. "MWAHAHAHAHA!", I laugh maniacally.
10 seconds later... "Beth, can I borrow 40p? Edward Cullen is over there with a big sign that says '40p and I'll bite you!' Beth turns and sees nothing. And here's me thinking "How stupid can you get?"
Huh... It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires too, or both(and I'm looking at you Edward!)
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, you know the drill.
If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, you know the drill.
If you are counting down the days until Breaking Dawn is released, post this.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, post this.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, post this.
If you've ever asked a very obvious question, post this.
AACIBD- Addicted to all Cullens including Bella Disorder
AV- Addicted to Vampires
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!). Crazy is when you bite someone and when they yell at you reply to them that you could've turned them into a vampire. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
OMG-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Guys should be like Edward: rich, strong, and hot.
A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend would be there beside you saying," at least we had fun!"
You know you're living in 2008 when . . . . . . .
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You're reading this and nodding(or agrreing in your head) and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
AND NOW, YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
If you fell for this trick, copy this into your profile
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (I have and I'm not even a blonde!)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you’ve had that happen to you, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.