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This is the author lilmisssmileen, originally known as gottalovetwilight! Sorry I had to change my name and confuse you all but I think it's time I grew up and moved on and this is just one of the things I had to do! Sorry for any confusion or inconvience this may have caused. I love all of you... Yours truely, lilmisssmileen

!!WARNING: LONG PROFILE!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own! - Adam Savage

Where to start! I'm random and damn proud of it! I'm 18, Irish and I speak Gaelige (Native Irish Tongue) fluently...which is something even most Irish people can't do...So... I have nothing else to say... Onwards!

Be sure to PM me!! I love hearing from you peoples!! XD

I am a major fan of canon relationships in FFs but I'd go for the odd assumed relationship as well! Favourite shippings include: HarryxGinny and LilyxJames. I love LilyxJames fics... if anyone knows any good ones please let me have a link! XD

If you like Harry Potter and Quidditch, you NEED to see this! >> http://www.mtvu.com/video/?id=1584212&vid=219383

I'm a great fan of the works of J.K. Rowling, Christopher Paolini, Darren Shan, Stephenie Meyer, Meg Cabot, Trudi Canavan, Jaqeuline Wilson, Garth Nix, Terry Pratchett, Eoin Colfer, Lemony Snickett, Dan Brown, Michelle Paver, Cate Tiernan, Liam Ahern, Tamora Pierce and they're only the ones off the top of my head!!

Flames are cruel ways for people who can't write to criticise other people's writing!

Cliadhna aka Demonic Disturbance Quotes

- Our Bastion, who art in Ra, Hallowed be thy Wall, Thy equation solved, Thy will be done in DA as it is in Britain, Give us this day our daily knowledge, And forgive us our fangirlness, As we for forgive those who prefer Jaden, And keep leading us into temptation, But keep being sexy.

Hail Bastion ... like Hail Hitler but not quite! (No offence meant!)

- Cli: Peter Pan is my idol! Eileen (Me): So your idol is a twelve year old boy in a mini skirt? Cli: Shut up! He just doesn’t wear pants!

- Cli as her computer crashes: You faggoty wok!

- Cli reading a fanfic to me on the phone: "Bastion sat down next to Jim..." Ahhh I wish there was a seat in between for me to sit in...Stupid Bastion and his stupid seat sitting skills!!

- Cli: When I grow up, I wanna be Texas!!

- Cli & I in Science: Cli: Is that question right? Me: Am Yeah! Cli: But maybe we can make it more scientific! Like there's probably a scientific name for yellow...it's probably something like Hyperglisenorbelden!

Now while I have Aster (from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), Cli has claimed Jacob (from Twilight) as her own! So take that into mind when reading these next few quotes!

- Cli dreams that she has a baby with Jake and she's teaching the baby Gaeilge (A/N: Madra is Gaelige for dog!) Madra...Madra! Or alternatively Daddy! Daddy!

(Cli has her text ringtone as a howling wolf!)

- Cli's phone is in her pocket and she gets a text: Oh I have a wolf in my pants! (Now take that in a dirty sense!)

- Cli gets a text: Shut up Jacko!

Her version of I Can’t speak French by Girls Aloud

Seeing as we don’t like Alexis:

I can’t speak bitch, so I’ll let the skanky hoe bag do the talking, talking now (© of Cliadhna)

QUOTES FROM MOVIES, BOOKS AND IN GENERAL

Of the thirty-six ways to avoid disaster, running away is best.

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say 'Storms Suck!'

(In a mexican accent) I heard and animal make that noise once, then they rolled him over. He was dead. - Ramone the Mexican Penguin (Happy Feet)

Ladies, Will you please shut it? Yes, I lied to you! No, I don't love you! Of course that makes you look fat! I've never been to Brussels! It's pronounced a..gree..gious! I've never actually met Bazarro but I love his pies! And all this pails in to utter insignifigence as to the fact that my ship is yet once again gone!
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 3)

Take What you can, Give nothing back! - Pirates of the Caribbean

I got it! I got it! I don't! I had it! - Ramone the Mexican Penguin (Happy Feet)

Accio Brain! - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. it's the honest ones you'd want to watch out for!
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 1)

Ale, Ale, I drink like a whale, I am the Prince, The Prince of Ale. - Darren Shan (Book No.6(The Vampire Prince) of the Saga of Darren Shan)

Why had it to be spiders? why couldn't it be follow the butterflies! - Ron Weasley(Harry Potter)

Naughty little fly, Why does it cry, Caught in a web, Soon you'll be ... Eaten!! - Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

Pirate: I'll show you the meaning of pain! Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset! - Pirates of the Carribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

You may take our lives, but you will never take our freedeom! - Braveheart

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. - V for Vendetta

Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch! - The Big Bang Theory

OBSESSIONS OF THE MOMENT!

So many things have passed through this line and only these may stay: Twitter, Music (always has been, always will be), Fanfiction (Every summer the addiction starts again.), Harry Potter(From Books to films to wrock to FF this is a constant), Dancing, Social Networking in general, My friends.

QUOTES FROM FFs!! (BE AWARE THESE ARE UPDATED ALMOST DAILY!!)

Jaden: Yes! I win! I win! Oh yeah! Who’s ya daddy? (looks at Winged Kuriboh) Thanks, li’l guy! I could never have won Alexis’ heart without that sexy wink of yours.

Winged Kuriboh: Yeah baby! (winks) I'm sexy! - Episode 1: The Main Character by The Yugioh GX Parody Master

“Atticus!” Chazz exclaimed, stunned as he wrapped his bare arms around his naked chest, onyx eyes wide “Get off!”

The Obelisk raised his eyebrows “So you don’t want me to pound you into this very mattress until the cows come home?” – Hopelessly Devoted by Littlest Angel

She was the queen of Obelisk Blue, she was a great duelist, she got good grades, she was very pretty, she had every boy in the school after her but she had the personality of a spoon. Not even a very shiny spoon (gottalovetwilight comments: The type that catches your attention every time it glimmers). More like one of those spoons that you’re had forever but you can never remember where you got them or how long you’ve had them in the cutlery drawer. Anyway back to the point, Alexis had her moments but the rest of the time, she was just a popular, pretty spoon. – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

Well, we’ll all be reunited tomorrow, she thought. The obsessed, the klutz, and the spoon. – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

Jasmine reached the main building and went inside where she found Alexis, Atticus, Syrus and, for some reason, Zane.

“Hi guys.” Jasmine said with a confused look on her face. All four teenagers turned around to see who was standing in the doorway. “Oh hey Jas.” Alexis said. Jasmine just stood there, eyebrows raised, looking at Zane.

“Look,” Zane said in an exasperated voice. “I’m back for no apparent reason, just because the authoress says so.”

“Well, actually Zane,” Syrus began. “The real story is that, after you went all evil, you lost a lot of your duelling skill and now, you have to come back and repeat your final year.”“Yeah, okay, shut up, Syrus.” Zane said, through gritted teeth. (Cli: Thank you Syrus, have a cookie.)

“So you’re back for the year then,” Jasmine asked, still confused. (Zane looks at Cli hopefully. Cli nods. Zane looks pissed.) “Yeah, I guess I am.” Zane said the anger and annoyance evident in his voice. (Cli puts arm around Zane’s shoulder. Don’t worry; I have big things planned for you. BIG THINGS. Cli disappears.)

“Man, I hate her.” Zane exclaimed. Just then, it started to rain. “No fair. It doesn’t rain indoors.” Zane yelled. Syrus coughed loudly. “The authoress can do whatever the authoress wants to do.” (Cli:Well done, my minion. Have another cookie.) “Okay, okay. I’m sorry,” Zane yelled. “Who do you love?” Syrus asked, in a sing song voice. “Cli,” Zane said reluctantly, “we love Cli,” just a bolt of lightning passed scarily close to his left ear. (Cli: I love you guys too, Zane.) Then the rain immediately stopped. “Can we get back to the actual story now?” Zane asked. (Cli: Sure!) – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Hey Mindy! You look great!” Jasmine complimented her best friend. “Thanks! I was worried that the skirt was too short.” She said, looking self consciously down at her skirt.

At that moment Jaden, Chazz, Bastion and Hassleberry entered the room. Syrus ran straight up to them.

“Do you think it’s too short?” Mindy asked. “I don’t but let’s get a guys perspective.”

She turned to face the boys who had just entered. “HEY JADEN!” she yelled across the room. “Do you think that Mindy’s skirt is too short?”

Jaden grinned and turned to Hassleberry. “Am, I don’t know. Hey Sarge, do you think Mindy’s skirt is too short?” he asked. Chazz, Bastion and Syrus erupted with laughter while Hassleberry turned bright red. He said nothing.

“Maybe if you do a little twirl for him, Mindy?” Jaden shouted to her. She did as she was asked.

“So soldier! What’s the verdict?” Bastion asked through his laughter. “Well, I,” Hassleberry stammered. “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with your skirt. I…I think you look very pretty,” he said. Then he grabbed Jaden by the collar and dragged him away. Bastion, Chazz and Syrus followed still howling with laughter.

Mindy turned to Jasmine with a bewildered look on his face. “What were they all laughing at?” Mindy asked, completely serious. All Jasmine could do was stare at her friend before she burst out in her very own fit of laughter. – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

Nothing in the world possibly, ever, would make him see what was up with the big, scary, sexy rapist man person. Never. Ever. He was going... he was-

“Zane?” curse you God! One day Chazz would have his revenge! – It’s a Hard life by MsASparrow

Johan took Blair by the hand. Hot sweat trickled down Johan’s cheek. He gulped with nervousness. He stared into Blair’s eyes. He thought she was kinna cute.

Blair stared at Johan in the eyes. He’s kinna cute. She felt mixed emotions enter inside her. She blushed a little without noticing. She really liked Johan’s jewel beast deck. Then….

“Blair, will you bear my children?”

Blair became startled and her eyes widened. SLAP – Let’s Play a Game by Ookami Bakura

Our Stephenie Meyer,

Who art in Phoenix,

Hallowed be thy writings.

Thy will be done, thy Breaking Dawn comes,

On August the second, as it is everywhere.

Give you this praise, our daily money,

Forgive our rabid fangirl(and boy)ness,

As we worship and wish we could at least meet you.

Tempt us with maybe more Twilights,

Deliver us from our torment of waiting,

For thine art the author,

The creator and the maker,

Forever and ever,

A-Twilight – Our Father Twilight Style by nsisdazl

There is a FF called Love From, by Heidikins05. There is no point in me quoting it as the whole thing is flipping hilarious!! So just go read it!!

"It's 'bout time you guys got here. You must be wondering why I called you there. Well, we need a little dude to dude talk." said Atticus "You guys need to learn how to ask a girl to have sex."

"What!!" screamed Jaden, Syrus, Aster, Bastion, Chazz, and Hassleberry.

"Now there's the straight forward 'Will you have sex with me?.'"

"But that will get you a good slap across your face."said Zane. – Pick Up Lines by Fire Princess007 (Another that you definitely have to read!! It’s sooo funny!!)

"Hey Bastion?"

This time, Bastion closed his magazine, and placed it beside him on the couch.

"Yes Jaden?" he asked.

"Who do you think invented sex?" Jaden asked.

"First of all, sex must have been discovered, not invented." Bastion said with one finger up, then another came up. "Second of all... I'll meet you in the bedroom in three minutes."

Jaden gave out soft giggles for his little victory. – Questions by Coco Gash Jirachi

“Marron’s harmless.” Mel said.

I beg your pardon! Marron shrieked. He sounded insulted. I am quite vicious actually. Rawr. Marron said, trying to be scary. Mel looked at us.

“See what I mean?” She said. Marron huffed and fell down into Mel’s arms.

I get no respect. Marron said. –Twin Love by Anime-Queen-2011 (Who is an AMAZING author…if you like Jaden x Alexis, read her stories Twin Love, War between Gangs and the Seasons of Love series! They rock!!)

What the hell was I just doing!? I thought furiously to myself. Winged Kuriboh popped into my head to answer my question.

Kuri. He said, which means. (It’s called checking her out Jaden.) –Twin Love by Anime-Queen-2011

“I bet it would have looked cuter if it was me in the picture and not Jaden.” Chazz said from behind me. Stupid Chazz. Atticus pulled back out the camera and turned it on. He looked closely at the picture.

“I don’t think so.” Atticus said, cocking his head to look at the picture at a different angle. Mindy took the camera out of Atticus’ hand. “Hey!” Atticus said. Mindy and Jasmine were looking at the picture.

“No way Chazz!” Mindy said, shaking her head.

“Yeah. This picture could only be cute BECAUSE it is Jaden and Alexis.” Jasmine agreed. Mindy was about to hand the camera back to Atticus when Syrus took it from her.

“Hey again!” Atticus said. He turned and was standing on his knees with his hands gripping the top of his seat, looking at Syrus. Sy was looking at the picture. Haselberry and Blair were also looking at it. Blair was about to say something but stopped and just looked away from the camera.

“I’m with Jasmine and Mindy.” Syrus said, turning the camera around to look at the picture differently. Haselberry nodded in agreement.

“I agree.” Haselberry said. Zane reached over Blair and snatched the camera from Syrus.

“Hey!” Atticus said. I chuckled. Poor Atticus. Everyone was stealing his camera. I looked at Zane who was doing the same thing Syrus did. Aster was looking at the picture too.

“Agreed.” Zane said plainly. Aster nodded.

“Defiantly.” Aster said. Zane handed Atticus back his camera. Atticus snatched and put it back in his bag quickly.

“Protective much?” I joked. Atticus looked at me.

“It just kept disappearing!” Atticus cried. – Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

"Listen to the pyromaniac, fellows." Bastion mumbled, pointing vaguely towards Hiita, eyes still fixed on the print of the book. "She has something important to say."

"Damn straight I do," growled Hiita indignantly. "Well, my friends, what lesson were we suppose to have today with Doctor Crowler?"

Jaden actually thought for a moment, brain actually engaging for a moment, then nodded.

Something rattled.

Or maybe that was just everyone's imagination.

…yeah. Imagination.

"Um... Health?"

Hiita nod-nod-nodded. "Now, what do little kiddiewinks like us learn in Health at our tender age?"

Bastion rolled his eyes and remained silent. Fortunately, Tyranno's deep south accent filled the silent void, albeit his voice was a little strangled. "The birds and the bees, ma'am?"

"Exactamundo!" grinned Hiita, both thumbs up. "So when Mister Yuki sent in his little cat army to rape Crowler's head or something along those lines, although his intentions were good, he's set us up for something much worse than a sex education talk with Doctor Crowler." – The Birds, The Bees by Hiita Blaze

"Aster, maybe you should get down, I think the blood is rushing to your head..." Satorious suggested.

"No!" Aster said very childishly.

"I really think you should..."

"No no! You're a parrakeet!" Aster said.

"... Did you just call me a parrakeet?..." Satorious asked.

Then, Aster lost his balance, but still managed to land on his feet when he fell from the tree.

Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Salad... Salad... Salad as a rock..." Aster shook his head, and his eyes were normal again. "Satorious, what are we doing here?"

"I believe you said I was a parrakeet..." Satorious responded.

"Feeling whoozy..." Aster said, swaying around, then falling over onto his back, unconscious, snoring. - Science Experiment: Effects of Caffeine on Aster by Coco Gash Jirachi

I passed a large pile of driftwood and stopped, shocked. My mouth opened, but no sound came out. I felt the heat of my blush burning furiously and closed my eyes. Still, I couldn’t un-see what I’d seen. All of them! Naked!

Paul taunted Jacob, “Look at that. She took one look at you without clothes and had to close her eyes.”

“Get your shorts on, guys,” Sam said. It sounded like an order.

Jacob stepped beside me, his body warm as he wrapped me in his arms. “It’s OK, Bella. Really.”

My head still lowered, I opened my eyes. WRONG! I’d never been so bothered by the height difference between us. My eyes wide, I tilted my head up to look at Jacob’s face. “I didn’t realize…” I stammered.

“Don’t worry about it,” he assured me. “We’re pretty comfortable in our skins by now. You’re probably more embarrassed than any of us. Really.”

“All of you.” I stopped, realizing the double entendre in my words. “I’ll never be able to look any of you in the face again.”

“Why not?” Jared asked, grinning. “Are the other parts too interesting?” The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella

Syrus stated, “C’mon Chazz, maybe you should pay more attention to other girls instead of stalking Alexis Rhodes.” Chazz looked slightly offended. He didn’t stalk his crush at all! He just worshipped her like the goddess Aphrodite. How was that his fault?

“I do not stalk her!” yelled Chazz angrily.

“Yes, you do,” said Jaden, “You should give up. She liked Zane for awhile, but she isn’t your type. Why don’t you go out with Jasmine?” Mindy gave Jaden a hug. She always wanted to see her best friend be happy with some boy preferably not Chazz, but Jasmine liked him well enough.

“But she’s not…” Chazz said being cut off by a slap to the face.

“We get it. It’s because she isn’t Alexis, “Mindy said bitterly, “But you don’t see that Jasmine could be more than her.”

Jaden agreed, “Besides you would have ugly kids with Alexis.” - The New Type of Girl Power by mewkazurinu2004

Jeez, those duel spirits can't dance to save their life!" - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

"B-But... Avian and Burstinatrix are saying that all I have to do is follow the yellow brick road and the wizard will grant my wish..." Jaden protested feebly, tugging at Misawa's yellow blazer sleeve. He burst into noisy tears when Bastion sensibly ignored him. “You don’t l-o-v-eeee me-e-e!” he screeched. Misawa could have sworn that planes were falling out of the sky. - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

Bastion snorted, and then yelped as Jaden leapfrogged excitedly on him, so both toppled over onto the bed. "HeyMisawaheyMisawaheyMisawa!" he chanted happily. "I found your secret stash of sweets!"

Oh dear Ra, he's gone from brain dead drunk to... ADD hyperactivity.

"Jay!" chastised Bastion, slapping his forehead. "I was saving those!"

"For what?" Jaden genuinely looked confused. "The apocalypse?"

Despite the bizarre situation, Bastion grinned. "Jay, I'm proud of you! You just said a four syllable word!" - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

“Mmm… Zane?”

“Atticus, if you throw up on me, I will push you out of that window over there, stamp on your body and laugh like a maniac,” replied the older boy in a monotone cool and collected voice, not once taking his sapphire blue eyes off the book he was poring over. “Then I will throw your corpse into the snow, whack a shovel against your head numerous times and then set it alight with kerosene.”

The brunette Obelisk boy grimaced. “Apparently, alcohol makes you ten times scarier than you are normally.”

Zane turned his head and arched a mordant eyebrow at Rhodes, who was sitting cross legged on the floor of his dormitory room, prodding a empty vodka bottle with an elegant finger, watching it spin lazily on its side. “I’m scary normally?!” he said, with mild surprise.

Atticus harrumphed. “You’re kidding right? You make first years wet themselves with fright when you walk past.”

“…I thought I was a nice boy,” muttered Zane, looking a little disappointed with himself, tossing his book to one side. - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

Atticus entered Mode: Cheer Zaney-muffin up, version 293, cute-fu! He cracked his knuckles and leapt on Zane, with a big grin and-

“No, Atticus, no!”

The brunette strummed his ukulele, looking determined. “No, don’t say it! I must serenade you to make you feel better!”

Zane looked desperately around for an escape route and cursed inwardly when he saw the door was too far away, and the windows were too far off the ground. Wait, what did he care if the windows were a hundred foot up?! The fall would kill him! Yessss! Success! Truesdale 1; Rhodes 0.

The brunette coughed as he saw the blue haired Obelisk inch towards the windows. “Um, Zane, the windows are locked. So don’t even think about it.”

“BLAST!” exclaimed Truesdale and admitted defeat. - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

Then like the ending of a fairy tale, Jaden pulled Alexis in and kissed her. At first it was a soft and short for he quickly pulled back but then he moved back in for a second. This time Alexis felt herself kiss back. There was a sudden spark between them that anyone could feel if in a ten mile radius. It was amazing no one was looking at them. Jaden broke away suddenly because someone was coming towards them: Atticus.

“Dude your kissing my sister,” He practically yelled.

“I know that much,” Jaden replied curtly.

“Well you shouldn’t she’s waiting for someone else,” Atticus growled.

Jaden pulled off his mask and Atticus’s jaw dropped. “Oh I see then, I’ll go, sorry Lex,” Atticus backed off and Jasmine rolled her eyes. - War! Alexis VS Blair by happylittleemochick

“Hello Edward,” I greeted a little too cheerfully. I thought the alcohol had worn off.

“Why are you so happy, Bella?” asked Edward suspiciously.

“I just had the best time ever! I wish you’d been here! I danced with Alice and Rosalie and I was good!”

“Good for you, Bella.” Edward chuckled. “I assume you didn’t need to be brought to the ER?”

“Nope,” I said proudly. “I wouldn’t have had so much coordination if I wasn’t half-drunk.” Oops.

“Bella! You tattletale!” yelled Alice from the other room.

“Don’t be mad at them, Edward! They were just trying to make me loosen up! Nothing bad happened anyway.” There was nothing but silence on the other end.

“Edward? Please say something.” I was getting worried now. Not only would Edward be mad at Alice and Rosalie but he would get angry with me for tolerating their behavior.

“Alice didn’t tell me anything about that part.” Edward said dryly.

“Please don’t get mad at them, Edward. I’ll take the full blame. If I wasn’t so stubborn they wouldn’t have had to make me drink.” I heard Edward sigh on the other line.

“All right, Bella. I guess we’ll just have to add that up as another item on the lists of your human experiences before I change you.”

“Thanks, Bella!” yelled Alice from the other room. She probably saw that Edward wasn’t going to be angry with her and Rose anymore.

“Thanks for understanding, Edward. I promise you, it won’t happen again.”

“We promise, too!” yelled Alice.

“Talk to your own husband, Alice!” I yelled back. - Soul Mate: Bella's Life As A Cullen by danielleanne

"I'm home..." Emily Lynn groaned, dragging her feet, slipping her shoes off as she walked into the house.

"In the den, gal!" called her brother's familiar Southern-accented voice.

"Yeesh, Sister, what happened to you? You don't look so good." asked her brother Jack when she walked into the living room.

"I had to take... so many mid-year exams within a span of seven hours..." she answered, dragging her book bag by it's strap with one hand loosely grasping it, while her other arms death-grip hugged her teddy bear, Rufus.

"How many?" Jesse asked.

"There was Duel Monsters In Art, Life Point Calculation, Attack Point Calculation, Defense Point Calculation, an essay about Field Cards, an essay about Trap Cards, an essay on why Magic Cards And Spell Cards are the same, I had to list every field card known to man- and several known to monkeys- Aniki and I had to cosplay as Monsters for acting and pretend we were in an actual duel, then I had a health test, too- I... hate... that class... so much...- and then I had to write down the formula for creating cards by memory for science- I was the only one who remembered it- The History Of Duel Monsters, How Duel Monsters relates to science and math, and then an essay on how the chicken came before the egg- and I have no idea what that had to do with Duel Monsters."

"... I lost count at four..." Jesse said.

"Thirteen... and that doesn't included the physical education exams, either." Emily Lynn said. "And those exams were proper dueling stances, how to draw cards from your deck in a cool way, and then there were pull ups... so, so many pull ups..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Where we you at 10:00 A.M.?" asked a police officer, shining a flashlight right into Zane's face.

"If you want me to be completely honest with you," Zane began, pushing the flashlight away from his face. "I was in bed."

"And?" asked the police officer.

"And," Zane started. "I was having sex..."

"Spell cards almighty! They get the point!" Jesse said.

"Do you have any proof that you weren't anywhere near the diamond?" asked the officer.

"I've got hickeys..." Zane merely answered, pulling down the neck of his turtle neck. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"He's a loony A.D.D. mental case..." Jesse said, drooping his head. "I wonder how I'm related to him..."

"When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much-"

"I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, YOU SMART ASS!" Jesse snapped. "Aw, to hell with it! Jackson's gonna be proven guilty when he's innocent, they're gonna think you're a sex-addicted smart ass, and they're gonna think I'm a mentally challenged spaz!"

"Well the part about you is true," Zane answered. "And I don't think I have an addiction to sex..."

"... You're in denial, kid. What, do you and Sy knock up every night? You've got a problem!" Jesse exclaimed.

"No, I pretty much have it figured out." Zane responded. "At least I don't go around bragging about Syrus like you do with your, and I quote: 'Precious Ty-Ty-kun'. Unquote."

"... Bastard." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"This area is off li-" began the officer before he held back his sentence when he saw Melinda.

"Do my eyes deceive me, or did you just kick my future sister-in-law out onto the street like a stray dog?" Melinda asked coldly with her hands on her hips, leaning to the left.

"Madam-"

"My Father will not hesitate to have the city take away your job and then leave you to die in an alley!" Melinda snapped, cutting him off. Then, her right hand rested onto her chin. "Or better yet, I could hang you up off of the ceiling by your testicles until they shrivel up and fall off like sun dried raisins..."

"Wh- what exactly is it you want Madam Johnson?" the officer stuttered. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Datte! My full name is Lancelot Yosh Datte! And not that many people know that!" Lan cut her off, one finger pointed up into the air.

"... Yosh? Your parents name you Lancelot, and make your middle name Yosh?" Melinda asked.

"Well it's better than Merlin..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"PURPLE IS A FRUUUUUUUUIT!" - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"- And thank you for that plotless little story." Zane said. "You have officially gone down to Jaden and Atticus' ranks." he finished, retreating up to his bunk.

"Oooo... what's my prize? A carmel candy that's been melting in your back pocket since the beginning of summer?" Jesse asked, his voice soaked and dripping with sarcasm that it put a super-absorbent sponge to shame.

"If you want a piece of candy that's basically been under my ass for about a month, then yes."

"I'll pass... give it to Syrus."

"Yeah, I was planning on it..."

"... You're kinda twisted sometimes, you know that?"

"I know..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Jesse's in prison?!" Hassleberry then gave a high-pitched scream like a girl and fell over, unconscious.

"How did I see that coming?" Emily Lynn said, shaking her head.

"Should we be worried?" Lan asked.

"Nah, he should be fine. He's a bit of a drama Queen." Emily Lynn responded.

"Wouldn't you mean drama King?" Lan asked.

"No, drama Queen." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

Just then, the telephone began to ring in the kitchen.

"Who said that?!" Atticus asked with a jump, looking around. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Sergeant Tyranno Hassleberry reporting status, Lieutenant Dad!" Hassleberry bellowed into his cell phone. "I'm just leavin' ya this message to tell you I'm spendin' the night at Jesse's! No, we will not go through any sexual intercourse this evening, possibly just cuddling and kissing and being all goo-goo gah-gah! Over and out!" - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

Zane busted through the double doors and loudly bellowed "Z-man is in da HOUSE!!" – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

Ms. Fontaine, always polite, said awkwardly "Um, welcome back, Zane. We've, uh, missed you."

Zane turned to her. "You is crizzilin' my stizzle!" he screamed. Everyone assumed he had said, "You're cramping my style", but no one was quite sure.

"What's all the ruckus?" demanded the Chancellor, approaching a very shocked gym teacher and one very crunk gangsta.

"Apparently," said Ms. Fontaine dryly, "I'm 'crizziling' his 'stizzle'." – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

"Someone must stop him!" gasped the overweight head of the school. "Stop him at once!"

"I'll duel him!" Jaden suggested cheerfully.

"No, Jaden!" said Chazz. "We can take the risk! He might release his crunk on you!" – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

"Look, there he is!" screamed Jaden, pointing. Z-man looked up, panicked. He quickly flashed his bling in the sunlight, temporarily blinding the entire faculty and student body of Duel Academy. Then he made a run for it.

They chased after him, but he leapt out the window with such speed no one could come close to catching him. "I is crunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!" he screamed all the way down. Then there was silence. Ms. Fontaine wiped away a silent tear. "He was crunk," she sadly informed the surrounding crowd.

"Yes, and fly, too." The Chancellor agreed.

"We were tight," said Jaden gloomily.

"Whatever," said Chazz.

But Zane wasn't gone. Gangstas never die. No, he went on a rampage throught Domino City and graffittied Yugi's face. But that's not important.

So everyone went on with their lives, thinking all was well. But one morning, Syrus walked into the classroom, covered in bling. "Get crunk!" he yelled. Everyone fell over anime-style. – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

"I seriously do not remember being a Father! Why does this book say I'm a Father to two kids and a husband to a wife that's dead?!" Atticus asked Emily Lynn, frantic emotions seen in his eyes as he held a copy of To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee in his hands.

"Atty, you're Atticus Rhodes, not Atticus Finch. That's one of the most famous pieces of literature from America. It's been translated into many different languages. As a matter of fact, I read it and couldn't seem to stop reading it until I finished it." Emily Lynn responded, placing the bowls of cat food onto the floor for the waiting Dallas, Ariana and Starlight. "Plus, you don't wear glasses, you're not a lawyer, you're not nearly blind in one eye, and Jem and Scout Finch aren't young enough to be your kids."

"... So Finch is different from Rhodes?"

"Precisely."

"That's a relief... I really thought I had kids there for a moment." Atticus said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Man, it feels like a squirrel's wrestlin' with pine needles in my bladder," Atticus said, shifting in his seat a bit with a look of discomfort on his face.

"You don't have to use the bathroom, do you?" she asked.

"... That might be it..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

Quickly, Zane whipped out his cell phone, and speed-dialed number 6.

"Ryou Bakura?- Yeah, I get the point, you're baking cookies- I need you to run over to his address pronto- I just had a strip search done, now shut up!- I'm not in jail anymore!- ... Syrus and I don't role play for sex!- ... Yes, is happened before I was let out of jail- Now, this is about- SYRUS IS NOT IN LABOR! HE ISN'T EVEN PREGNANT!- ... No, I'm not in labor, either...- Would you shut it for a minute so that I can talk?! Thank you!- It's about Syrus- LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE, IDIOT!- It's about Syrus and Amanda- I TOLD YOU NOBODY IS IN LABOR AND NOBODY IS PREGNANT!- Syrus and Amanda ran off with a few of their friends- SHUT UP!-, and they're off- THEY AREN'T DEAD!- Okay, if you won't stop shouting in a panic, I'LL JUST START SHOUTING! Thank you, Ryou! Amanda, Syrus and a few of their friends ran off, and now they're about to- THEY ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A GROUP ORGY!- THEY'RE ABOUT TO TRY AND CONFRONT A HENTAI/POSSIBLE RAPIST- Ryou? Shit, I think he just fainted..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

This ain't over until the fat lady sings!" Hassleberry said.

"So sing already." Shinisuke responded.

Hassleberry's face became blank, gaining a dumbfounded look as he sweat-dropped.

"... He just got owned by a pervert..." Amanda said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Lan, you can see spirits?" Amanda asked in a whisper.

"Sure as sugar I can." Lan responded. "This is my Child Ninja monster, but I named him Rin. His special effect allows him to sense and block one future attack from an opponent." Lan told them.

"Who?" Syrus asked, blinking.

"What?" Tyranno asked, blinking.

"Cheese?" Atticus asked, blinking.

"Please don't tell me you're talking to the invisible thing again..." Hassleberry said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"You're back! How did, how did... how did they figure out you didn't do it!" Hassleberry asked.

"Well, they only, sorta, kinda... figured out Jesse was a complete nut case," Jack said.

"That Zane was a sex-addicted freak," Jesse said.

"And that Jack was too damned crazy to have done a thing." Zane said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Heh, the last time I saw you like this was our six-month anniversary." Jesse said as he got Hassleberry's cuffs off.

"Just the thing I needed to know right now, that I have a baby brother that likes bondage." Jack said.

"Virgin boy," Jesse said.

"Man whore." Jack said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

The two are so clueless that not even Nancy Drew can help them find their feelings! – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

“Get back here you fucking, peeing squirrel!” Zane raced past the frozen students who just left their classes in great energy, only to be stopped by an insane, lunatic chasing after a hopping squirrel while screaming “squirrel urine”.

Jaden looked at Syrus, “And you want to marry that guy?” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

Ty hadn’t even stopped; he only moved his lips lower to his blue-haired boyfriend’s shoulder. Jesse’s irritation from the disturbance instantly vanished when pair of teeth bit into his collar. A moan was cried out.

A hyper, humorous voice spoke through the door, “Brother, having sex is not the way to greet your sister!” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

Bastion sighed irritably, giving up. “You know, I’m just gonna go take a shower. I’m funkier than Atticus’ sanity.” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

Victoria walked up the door, banging twice. “Bastion! I’m here to drop my luggage off!”

Bastion yelled back, slightly embarrassed of having this conversation with him in the shower and thinking Jaden’s probably sitting there stupidly (doesn’t he always?) with his head cocked cutely at the door, “Then go to it! If you can’t tell, I’m showering!”

“Oh, I know! I’m just making sure that Jaden knows too!”

‘Damn you, Tory.’ Bastion scowled. – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

He dropped his head in defeat. “Jazz, I…I’m just stressed. I promise you it’s nothing to over worry yourselves about. Now…go out there and get your innocent and unbelieving brothers to screw each other!” Jazzmine laughed, leaning up to kiss him across the mouth.

Amanda stuck her head into the limo, catching her sister and Seto making out. “Hey! I’d hate to ruin the moment, but we have got brothers to stalk!” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

“Why are you being so polite?” Sam asked Brad, seeming annoyed. Brad looked at her in shock.

“I’m always polite dear little cousin,” Brad said. Even I could hear the falseness of his tone. Sam snorted.

“Yes, and Jaden always got A’s on his math tests,” Sam said sarcastically. - Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

“Now if you would excuse me, I’ve got to go talk to my daddy about the cutest shoes that Joni showed me yesterday that I just have to have!” Sam said. She then started jogging toward Mike. “Daddy!” Sam called. Mike freaked and reached in his back pocket.

“HANG ONTO MY WALLET!” Mike yelled. He tossed his wallet to Dad, who didn’t catch it and it fell into the pool.

“Dude, you just ruined a genuine leather wallet,” Jake said. He was balancing a metal gazebo poll on his shoulder. Dad was unfolding the top of the gazebo. Mike was fishing out some tools when he tossed his wallet.

“I don’t care! As long as Sam doesn’t get anything in it!” Mike yelled. - Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

"Where are you trying to drag me off to, Annie? The house is in the other direction."

Annie turned to him with a bored face. "I saw an interesting object in the park."

Jaden shrugged. "So?"

"It was shiny."

"What are we waiting for?! Let's go!" – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

She hadn’t really been paying attention to where she was going, so now she had to look up to see where she was. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance (This last line is showing DD's poetic soul!! Terry (Our English teacher!! :D) would be very proud!!)

“Hey Jazzy!” Alexis greeted her while pulling Jasmine into a hug.

Oh God! She wants something. Jasmine thought.

“Hey Alexis! Is there anything up?” Jasmine inquired suspiciously.

“Oh, of course not, Jazzy. I’m just so happy to see you after the summer!” Alexis said, shutting the door after Jasmine had gone in.

“Alexis, you do realise you saw me this morning, don’t you?” Jasmine stated, as if talking to a three year old.

“Well of course I do, silly! I just didn’t get to hug you then.” Alexis giggled.

Wow the authoress made her really out of character.

“Are you high?” Jasmine asked, while sitting down on the bed.

“No.” Alexis replied, simply.

“Are you sure?” Jasmine asked, unconvinced.

“Yes, I’m sure that I’m not high!” Alexis answered. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Mindy, I’ll probably regret asking this but why do you have binoculars?” Jasmine asked curiously.

“Dammit, why won’t he stay still!!” Mindy complained, completely ignoring Jasmine’s question. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Mindy, are you stalking my brother?” Alexis shouted to her from her room.

“Not stalking…admiring from afar,” Mindy corrected, still not taking her gaze from the Rhodes boy.

“Well, don’t! It’s creeping me out.” Alexis said, while striding over and snatching the binoculars away from Mindy.

“Ah come on Alexis. I wouldn’t be creeped out of you liked my brother,” Mindy protested, while trying to get back the binoculars.

“I would! He’s only seven!” Jasmine declared.

“That’s not the point!” Mindy argued. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Still cracking jokes I see Captain,” Jerry said. I laughed.

“Of course, if I didn’t crack jokes, I’d be Chazz,” I said.

“HEY! I HEARD THAT!” Chazz yelled. I looked over my shoulder to look at him.

“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO!” I said. – Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

“Jaden?” he whispered. I rolled my eyes.

“No it’s Jesus! Of course it’s me!” I hissed. – Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

'Stop panicing Jaden.' Came Yubel's voice from inside his head. 'Yubel?' He called in his mind to the duel spirit.

'No it's santa!" She said aritatied. – Stomach Ache by fir and wind storm

"The sarge is pregnant!? Man down!" Hasselberry yelled in shock. – Stomach Ache by fir and wind storm

Alicia and I had been studying for a couple of hours when Jaden walked in. He was reading a book. “Hey Alicia! Hey Cyrus! What are you two doing?”

“Jaden – you’re reading?” I asked in surprise.

He looked up from his book. “Yeah. So?”

“Nothing. I’ve just… never seen you read before. Honestly, I didn’t think you knew how. – True Love at Duel Academy by Kiraraglitter

“What have you been doing-saurus?” Kenzan demanded. “Playing strip-dueling? Only… with more strip and less dueling? – Cloudy Sunday by Ladyvella42

Alexis grimaced as Atticus' knee hit a rather...sensitive part of Jaden.

"OUCH! DO YOU WANT NIECES AND NEPHEWS, ATTICUS?" Jaden howled. – Summer Love, Summer Fears by Peach Wookie and 15Animefreak15

"Well, apparently, Harrington had a big crush on me. Of course I turned him down, like all those other stupid guys. But then he challenged Jaden to a duel for my hand in marriage...and lost. Pretty sore loser, too."

"Didn't he try dating Mindy?" Jaden asked.

"Who hasn't dated Mindy?" Chazz asked drily. – Summer Love, Summer Fears by Peach Wookie and 15Animefreak15

“You’re not the only girl who can shag a Marauder, you know,” Sirius said innocently.

You told them we shagged?”

Sirius looked startled and Remus looked rather uncomfortable. “You shagged Evans and you didn’t tell us, Prongs?”

“We didn’t shag!” James protested, his hands in the air.

Sirius looked curiously at Lily, and she adamantly shouted, “We didn’t!”

“Then why did you say—”

Because we didn’t shag!” - Late Night Adventure by falafel 90

“You are wonderful.” The sentence flowed from his mouth easily, and she could tell he truly meant it. And then—“And you really do have a spectacular body.”

“I concur!” Sirius shouted, and James looked ready to kill him.

“Don’t worry,” Remus, said, rolling up his right sleeve, “I’ll take care of it.” With that, Remus smacked Sirius on the back of his head, and Sirius sighed.

“I must learn to keep my big mouth shut,” he muttered to himself. - Rambles by falafel 90.

"Focus on your part of the game," said James. "I've scored twice as many points as you have. You as well, Shack. McKinnon, the fact that they've scored twenty nine shots should be embarrassing for you."

"What does it matter?" grumbled Adam. "It's all about the snitch at this point. We're not going to get a hundred and fifty points up, and for the love of Merlin, it's been more than five hours."

"McKinnon, you're running lines at practice if they score again," James snapped. "Damacus, nice beating... Mitchum, watch the fouls. You've got three more before they call you out."

"Yes, Potter."

"Ten seconds," Madam Hooch reminded them.

James turned to Ricki. "Find the damn snitch."

"I'll try."

The entire team groaned, knowing what was coming. "Excuse me?" asked James, his voice dangerously low.

"I mean..." Ricki croaked, paling, "I mean... yes, Potter."

"Better." James addressed the entire team. "It's never just about the snitch. Understand?"

"Yes, Potter," they chorused.

The team started to mount again. "You know, Prongs," said Sirius, "that was sort of hot."

"Not in the mood, Sirius." - The Life and Times by Jewels5

"I daresay you've been working to improve your potions..."

"Oh, no," said James quite seriously. "I've just had a lot of practice with Amortentia." Slughorn looked worried, and then softened as he realized the jest.

"Of course," chuckled the Potions' Master. "Of course, you're joking."

"He is not," Sirius quipped. "How do you think he's got all his girlfriends?" - The Life and Times by Jewels5

"You aren't enjoying the playful banter, Snaps?"

"Answer the question, James. And stop calling me that."

"I've never called you 'That.' Rather impersonal and vague... no one would know who I was talking about."

"James."

"Yes, That?" - The Life and Times by Jewels5

"Actually I thought we might as well take Lily after all."

"Ah, she used her womanly wiles to let her come, eh?"

"I don't have wiles," Lily called out in her defence, still not taking her eyes off the potion.

"Yes you do," both men replied at once. - Every Other Midnight - Kathryn's NomDePlume

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Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 986,893 - Reviews: 4491 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dance Fever by JMaxi reviews
Bella has been dancing for years. It's the only thing that's remained constant in her life, other than her mom and the fact that they never stay in the same place longer than two years. On hiatus while I make major changes to the story. It will be reposted as soon as possible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
A Collection of mostly 100 Word Drabbles by DukeBrymin reviews
Harry and Ginny are, of course, the One True Pairing, at least for me. This is a maybe never-ending series of 100-word vignettes in their life, with a couple of non-100-word ones thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 165 - Words: 35,041 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Glimpse by tasha27 reviews
An L/J drabble Collection with the occasional Marauder thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 17,188 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/3/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Grasping Thorns by LadyLush reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley have never gotten on with each other. Now living together as Heads has made emotions run high between the two, and it seems that the line between hate and tumbling into bed with each other is becoming increasingly blurred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Auction by JK5959 reviews
Edward continues to torture himself by ignoring Bella after the Tyler incident, but his resolve to stay away from her is slowly fading. Will he finally get the push he needs to confess his true feelings when she enters herself in a charity auction? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,532 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vicis Obduco by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
She said she'd always love him. He said he'd marry her someday. It's funny how nothing works out like it's supposed to. / Sometimes it takes more strength to walk away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,243 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The everlasting ROAD TRIP by Alicia.Maree reviews
Bella and her girls Alice and Rose are sick of dating dumb guys. While Edward and his guys are wanting commitment, both groups decide for a road trip. What will happen when they bump into each other. Will there be love? Please review All Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,936 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sunlit Days by HPPhoenix07 reviews
A compilation of mostly 100-word drabbles, though some are longer, of different moments involving Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tell Me a Secret by burning-atmosphere reviews
Secrets don't make friends do they? Watch Quil and Claire start their relationship with all the drama that goes with it. Bad summary, good story. I deleted the old story completely, rewriting. Whole new story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,099 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
My Best Friend's Wedding by Lady Alinor reviews
How do you plan a wedding when the best man and the maid of honor are out for blood? After one of the nastiest breakups in Wizarding history, Hermione worries that Harry and Ginny will ruin her big day. Warning: rated M for sexual situations & language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Teaching Habits by LadyLush reviews
James Potter is now the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor four years after he graduated from there himself. He thinks everythings going well until he gets some very bad teaching habits whenever the head girl's around... please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,909 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Girl Worth Living For by exx15 reviews
Harry and Ginny get back together after the war and embark on a life together. Follow them through the 19 years that JKR skipped. Mostly canon but with twists that aren't and a different timeline R R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,413 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Taking a Chance by mangalover16 reviews
It wasn't a secret that renowned troublemaker, James Potter, fancied model student, Lily Evans. He swore that she would be his at the end of every year. Now as they go through their final year at Hogwarts, will Lily be able to recognize his sincerity?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,132 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Lifetime Of Moments by Obsessionsaremylife reviews
Sometimes the life of two people in love can be filled of moments, these moments should never be forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 46,448 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Running Water by lonerlotti reviews
Sometimes one word is all it takes. Sometimes addictions kill you. Even the 'sexy' ones. She saw that one word in his eyes. Please. Now, she knew it was her job to save him. LEMON. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,832 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dancing Cheek to Cheek by chasinglaughter reviews
A collection of unrelated moments that mean nothing and yet everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 15,430 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Broken and Healed Hearts by Carlisle's Little Girl reviews
Did you ever have that feeling about a person? You know, the warm fuzzy feeling. What if that person had that same feeling about you? What if that person suddenly didn't have that feeling anymore? OOC AH BXE rated T for language. New Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Top Dog by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
James is the alpha of the males. Lily; the alpha of the females. The two are in constant heat-just not with each other. How will James-the head of the boys- convince Lily to submit to his domination and finally claim victory for his trampled pack of men.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,894 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Why Do I Love You? by the smell of autumn reviews
Everybody wants to love, everybody wants to be loved. He loved her, she knew that. What he didn't know was that maybe, possibly, she loved him back. Short drabbles/one shots centered around L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,051 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
These are the Moments by ark the wanderer reviews
This is a collection of one-shots that center around Harry and Ginny--each chapter is independent of the others. The stories in this collection talk of moments shared between Harry and Ginny. You can say that these are the moments of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
What Goes Around, Comes Around by HyperActiveMonkey reviews
It started out as something between friends. Harry teaching Ginny. Little did he know just how much she would teach him... This is a story of love, passion and regret but mostly of always finding your way home. Whatever the costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,308 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tempestuous by Jasu reviews
"This is me Lily" He spoke with absolute conviction that thrilled her to the core, "This is me" And he smashed his lips to hers and Lily saw stars.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Polyjuice, Memory Charms, and More by Deadwoodpecker reviews
This is a compilation of all of my one-shots. Most of them are sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,596 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Hallway with Large Windows by Queen Nightingale reviews
It was wrong, the way that he wanted her and the way that his fingers were ghosting over her hips like raindrops in a sun shower and the way that her breathing was heavy and the way that she was pressed too close too close to him in the broom closet. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ginny's House by MyGinevra reviews
Ginny and Harry encounter a major crisis in their lives, five years after their marriage. A sequel to The Hog's Head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,362 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Over Thinking by Franklet reviews
Oneshots of insignificant length and drabbles, all centered around Lily & James Potter. Ranging in theme and date, from tragic to fluffy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,679 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Chest Monsters Attack by Starrika reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. Christmas after the Burrow for the first time after the war. Harry's chest monster makes a return. Snowball fights and snogging ensue. Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
What's So Great About Her! by ProphecyChild reviews
The war is over and Harry and the gang go back for missed and final year. The stakes of love will rise and relationships will be put to the test when a girl transfers from the states and Harry becomes closer to this girl that he is to Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Things You Do by fadedmoon1823 reviews
Just a short little corny fic between James and Lily...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bella's War by Storms reviews
[Complete]The Sequel to Bella's Crown: A storm is brewing off in the horizon and deep within Bella. She needs her family more than ever if she is to continue to hold on to what is dear to her. A new enemy is hidden in the shadows threatening everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,099 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007
Bella's Crown by Storms reviews
[COMPLETE]The sequel to Bella's Cross...The Volturi have been defeated and chaos rocks the vampires' world. For Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens an interesting destiny awaits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Bella's Cross by Storms reviews
COMPLETE - Bella gets her wish but now she has a heavy cross to bear for her immortality. Bella becomes the only thing standing in the way of her family being destroyed by the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2007
Beautiful by Queen Nightingale reviews
You blush when you see her hand slip into his pants. JPLE Main , One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rainbow Alphabet Magnets by tasha27 reviews
Her hand flies to her mouth, her breath catching in her throat and she turns slowly, her eyes landing on him. James Proposes to Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hog's Head by MyGinevra reviews
The story of the last moments of the Battle of Hogwarts, and the year that follows for Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 413,049 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Five Senses by tasha27 reviews
Five senses. Five instances where James notices something about Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Cat & Mouse by D. melanogaster reviews
When Harry Potter's doorbell rang in the middle of the night, he had no idea that it was an invitation to a game of cat and mouse. Perhaps, if he had known, he wouldn't have opened the door and let her in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,369 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,476 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sobs and Slugs by Franklet reviews
When Lily Evans imagined James Potter sweeping her off her feet, it had always involved him snogging her senseless. Instead, she finds herself sitting in a muddy puddle, shoeless and throwing up slugs. Where did it go wrong? L/J Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dirty Little Secret by QueenKalasin reviews
Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,198 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Strictly Forbidden by LadyLush reviews
Twenty two year old James Potter left the fame and fortune of quidditch to be hogwarts's transfiguration professor for the year. will it be just work or will a certain redheaded professor Evans make the year a lot more interesting. Read n review plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,100 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Soft Core Erotica Business by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
Straightening his glasses to make sure he was seeing things correctly, James was surprised to see that the shirtless picture of himself with very low trousers and eighteen abs was still staring back at him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where Bad Habits Begin by tasha27 reviews
“Close your eyes.” He whispers. “Why?” she’s confused at his request, although he has always confused her in one way or another. “Because, I want to see what else you know with your eyes closed.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shut up and Practice on Not Dying by BeauteRouge reviews
When time repeats itself, just a little reminder like a tampon box can change your life with a glance and a little counting. 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Regular ships & Jenessmee. Read and you'll love it. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Codename: S by Tina Cullen reviews
Emmett bets Jasper that Bella can't get Edward to sleep with her within a month, and soon the whole Cullen clan becomes involved. Well...except Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Harry & Ginny In 100 Words by turkeyish reviews
A series of Harry/Ginny-centric 100-word drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
So yeah maybe that is okay after all by thecatisdead-getoverit reviews
Sharing a bathroom with your enemy - bearable, Becoming friends with said enemy - not probable but possible, Falling in love with enemy - more chance of Voldemort dressing as Frank N. Furter. Final Chapter Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,177 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Something of Note by B.C Daily reviews
James receives a note from his girlfriend, asking him to meet her somewhere unusual. ::Mature::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Emotional Game by xOxx reviews
Lily tries to break the emotional and er... physical rut between herself and James by inventing a 'fun' little game. But will this game bring them closer together or just drive them further apart? Read and find out. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Last Kiss Goodbye by tasha27 reviews
She pauses when she sees him standing there and her smile fades. Her emerald eyes meet his guiltily and he sighs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Little Black Notebook by Rossie reviews
“What are you saying Edward Cullen?” I spat, water running down my chin. He stepped closer to me and slid his hands onto my hips. “I’m saying that I’m in love with you, too, Isabella.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Firewhiskey by tasha27 reviews
She approaches you like an angel from Heaven and when you see her set down a bottle of firewhiskey you wonder how innocent she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blurs of Colour by tasha27 reviews
She watches ardently as he dodges bludgers and other players, and every time he scores, she cheers loudly, always playing it off that it's just because it's Gryffindor.Because of course, no one is supposed to knowthatLilyEvansloveswatchingJamesPotterfly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Starlight by Crystal Stones reviews
Bella and Edward fell in love after a setup planned by their friends. Now, months after, they are still going strong & things couldn't get any better- until Bella discovers something that makes her doubt their reationship, & takes desperate measures...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spin by chasinglaughter reviews
When the world was spinning, James Potter was my anchor. He kept me steady and sane and alive. He became my reason to keep on fighting, my reason to keep on living. If it weren't for him... I don't know where I would be right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Potter Legacy by 3Quills reviews
Their last year in Hogwarts, Lily Evans and James Potter have been assigned the new heads of Hogwarts. Admist the great adventures and danger that lurks, great friendships are forged...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,380 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Whatever Tomorrow Brings by SapphireEyes19 reviews
Set 5 years after the end of the Second War, Harry and company continue on with their lives. But what can they possibly fear now that Voldemort is gone? More than one would think! H/G, R/Hr pairings. Chapter 8 Up! R/Rs are welcome and replied to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Three Hundred and Sixty Five by thatchesirecat reviews
A series of Marauder shorts based on daily prompts told from varying points of view. Lily/James 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 24,294 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Illusion of Sanity by Brindalyn reviews
When Bella's husband hires Edward Cullen as her new law firm partner she finds out just how much her marriage is missing, but how far is Bella willing to go to find the kind of love she wants and needs? Is she strong enough to take a chance on Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 206,875 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Scoperta Mio Amore by FaithfulHPReader reviews
After Lily entrusts James with a secret unknown to anyone else, his comfort keeps her going. Will this tentative friendship become something more over time? Rated T for swearing and sexual references. The title is Italian. Some humor at times. Lily&James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Taking Chances by carebearluv101 reviews
Lily used to hate James Potter. But once James gets seriously injured and invites her friends to his house for Christmas break, plenty of drama, romance, and action are included in Lily's life. Have Lily's feelings about James slowly changed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,604 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Firsts by mhersheybar reviews
Harry and Ginny experience a series of "firsts" together. What are friends for, right? Fun and fluff and some last chapter steaminess. Rated M for final chapter only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,666 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Makings of Forever by A Chocolate Frog reviews
As Lily and James begin their seventh year at Hogwarts, Voldemort is growing stronger and more threatening every day. They have more important things to worry about, however...homework, Quidditch matches, N.E.W.T.s...and, oh yeah, finding true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,297 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Snogging by Daily News reviews
Sometimes a kiss is a kiss and a snog is a snog. But sometimes it's more. L/J ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Quirks Of Dating An Arrogant Toerag by Imminent Paradox reviews
All Lily wanted to do was make Sev mad. All Sev wanted to do was get rid of Potter. And all Potter wanted was Lily. So, the solution? Lily decides to get revenge by doing what she swore she'd never do- she was going to date that arrogant toerag.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Foreshadowing and First Words by humanthesaurus reviews
A first look at Harry's facination with the color red. hopefully sweet. J/L & hinted H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Special Something by FieryBrunette reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter are a one of a kind couple, through thick and thin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You Disarm Me by Pepper Lane reviews
A very sweet, slightly AU story of how James Potter managed to charmingly win over Lily Evans after she was painfully pushed away by Severus Snape; rated for mild, brief language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Strip! by Donghae Oppa reviews
The Mauraders and their friends decide to play an extreme version of truth or dare... Strip version! rated T for implied content. Review! and tell me whether to continue or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Way He Laughs by Deadly Poppy reviews
It happened the moment she realized that he really loved her. At that moment, as she watched him walk back to the Gryffindor common room, holding himself together very tightly, she realized it. James loved her. And she loved him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All That Matters by TinTime reviews
Sirius tries to help Lily and James after they get into a fight. J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
simple white bra by emmadot reviews
after lily gets an owl that her parents have been murdered she turns to her only lifeline left
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Risk by swishflick reviews
There was a certain freedom and thrill to having the dreams. The tangled bodies, the passion... But the risk of James Potter finding out about the dreams held her back. No, this secret would be just for her for now. Lily/James. Three-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When It Rains by Ramenette reviews
Lily Evans always like the rain, but she never found a reason to love it until that dance with James Potter. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Let's Get Serious by Surelyyoujest
Lily finds herself struggling to get serious with James, so she pushes herself to bite the bullet and just do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Late Night by Tink508 reviews
Lily watches James from across the Common Room. Will she pluck up the courage and tell him of her feelings, or will she chicken out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Series of Escalating Dares by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry and Ginny, under the influence of a mysterious blue bottle, make a few decisions that end up changing their lives forever. Harry and Ginny never got together in HBP, although everything else is canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,503 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Obvious by kel18 reviews
Harry had always been a person of very few words. Ginny had always been the talkative. That much is obvious. H/G from both POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Where We Belong by Chika Winkles reviews
A LilyXJames oneshot about their wedding. Just the ceremony and a little of the reception. Super short, I know. Just kind of drabble, but still R&R, please and thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Revenge by JPx3LE reviews
A oneshot of James and Lily, boyfriend and girlfriend, in the Common Room at 3 in the morning, not being able to sleep. Fluff! Pleeeaaase read and review :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scars by thecatisdead-getoverit reviews
A short oneshot of Harry and Ginny reconnecting after the war. My first H/G fic, so please read and be nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Beginning of Forever by poser16 reviews
Harry and Ginny's first official date. Set after the Battle of Hogwarts. H/G romance and fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Summer Days Drifting Away by sheffers reviews
Summer and happiness have finally started to return to The Burrow along with the August sun. Harry and Ginny are enjoying teenage life without responsibilities but as the Hogwarts letters arrive, both realise that peace will not last long.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Wee Bonnie Lass by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
It's Ginny's birthday. She's drunk. So Hermione decides to dump her rather unceremoniously at Harry's apartment. Oh, dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Talk by black4minister reviews
Two weeks ago, James Potter asked Lily Evans to marry him. Inless then one month they will be wed. James decides it's time they had 'The Talk' One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spontaneity by Ramenette reviews
“To be honest, Evans, sometimes you’re too serious. I add a bit of spontaneity into your life." "You're awfully shallow." "That's not exactly the reaction I was hoping for." LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Things like this were bound to happen by thecatisdead-getoverit reviews
‘Don’t be such a bastard, James.’‘What? it’s the truth.’‘Don’t talk about things you know nothing about.’... he pulls away and says in a voice I’ve never heard before, ‘I love you Lily.’And I do the only logical thing I grap my top and run. R&R Strong T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Are you a Man or a Mouse by thecatisdead-getoverit reviews
Oneshot of James and Lily getting together, with a little help from the Marx Brothers. James POV. Remember to Read & Review - fluffy but not overly sweet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shattered Image by solitaireclay07 reviews
“Take a picture,” he suddenly says and, with a shaking finger, she presses down on the shutter. She stalls, taking the camera off of her neck as she watches the photo flutter to the ground.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wedded Bliss by SilentTaiyoukai reviews
One-shot of James and Lily's wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Justice Will Be Served by Cant-get-enough-twilight reviews
Two lawyers meet unexpectedly, best friends become roommates, and friends become lovers. Who chooses whom and what will they decide?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,065 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Every Breath We Drew by nachalainne reviews
Seventh year Lily Evans wakes up James Potter from a nightmare and gets different answers than what she was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Thrill of the Chase by carpetinflight reviews
All Harry wants is a chance to get Ginny back... but first, they'll have to escape the paparazzi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Enough by TinTime reviews
Days before the end of their 7th year Lily is upset and James tries to make it better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Happens In the Broom Closet by Sevs-heart reviews
Harry is ambushed while returning from Quidditch practice...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
you never let me show you by emmadot reviews
James is Persistent in asking Lily Evans out. he never gives up.Lily comes up with an on the spot idea that she hopes will get him off her back for good. it backfires. HOW LILY AND JAMES GOT TOGETHER
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Secret Admirer by Infinitypoet reviews
Bella hates Valentine's Day. Takes place after Tyler's van nearly crushed her. During the time in Twilght Edward is ignoring her. Will a secret admirer and a little game change her mind?B POV sequels are up Admired From Afar & Revelation for my Beloved
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fortune Teller by xXxJasonxXx reviews
Edward is a fortuneteller. Bella is a skeptical, practical woman who reluctantly agrees to be his new assistant in order to make money. They share a passionate hatred for each other that soon turns to desire. Will love bloom in the tarot cards? OOC & AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2009
Moments In Time by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
One hundred moments in Harry and Ginny's relationship. Some fluff, humour, silliness, angst and most importantly, romance. Will eventually be 100 oneshots. HP/GW galore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,355 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Only My Marauder by o.O.o.Maraudette.o.O.o reviews
Don't you dare, James." Somehow, only Lily's Marauder could completely destroy her mother's kitchen and still come off as a sweetheart and a perfect boyfriend. Included: walrus-in-a-tie and peanut allergies. And James being adorable. Lily's POV. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Summer Bet by seritha reviews
What happens when Ginny and Hermione bet about their plans for the summer? Who'll win?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Not Touching You by luvscharlie reviews
Harry and Ginny spend a night without their children, after a very hectic day with them. Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Indulgence by Magglenagall reviews
A girl, a boy, and an enchanted boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Together Again by imsonotagirl93 reviews
How did Harry and Ginny got together after the war? With a little help from Ron and Hermione of course! I'VE EDITED THIS, SO READ IT AGAIN! One-shot! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In Case of Emergency by mhersheybar reviews
When Harry and Ginny broke up, they thought they were each doing what was right for the other But is it possible for them to be "just friends", especially when it seems like someone keeps trying to kill them? Mature sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,555 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In My Arms by Pyro'sBest reviews
Lily walks into the Head's dormitories to find James looking adorable asleep on the sofa. She can't resist temptation. Nothing good can ensue. Re-written, hopefully better version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Teaching The Basics by LadyLush reviews
Lily Evans strives to be good at everything she does, so what happens when her perfect boyfriend suggests to take their relationship to the next level? Only James can teach her the things school doesn't. Will she learn the difference between sex and love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P.
The Breakup by quietneed reviews
With Edward determined to leave Forks, Bella fights to convince him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slimiest, Wettest Chance by nyladnam04 reviews
A/U Tempers flare and insults fly when Harry insists that Ginny attend Quidditch practice in a downpour, even though she is the only other team member who can attend. Warning: Adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
These Dreams by Jbug reviews
I was dreaming of course, Edward had been gone from my life for months, yet somewhere I could hear his voice pleading with me to wake up "I loved you then and I love you now, wake up Bella, see me" Set during N.M Have fun,its fluffy. Pls Review I'll reply
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,184 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Like a Queen by DukeBrymin reviews
-"If you were with me, I'd treat you like a queen." With that provocative statement from Harry, Ginny's ride on the Hogwarts Express turns into perhaps the most important journey of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Quidditch Ties by willowbabe reviews
Post D/H. Based on the artwork of ReallyCorking. "Harry gulped nervously, as his fiancée stalked towards him, broom in hand and with a strange glint in her eye. "
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Madera by shoret reviews
A cute little moment of Lily and James on their honeymoon. JP/LE Cover art link in my profile! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Infinity by harryHEARTginny reviews
This is a one-shot about when Harry say good-bye to ginny at Platform 9 3/4 before Ginny leaves with Hermione for her last year of Hogwarts. It's really sweet, Harry gives Ginny a gift to remember him by.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Some Lies Lead To Love by Purplpocadots13 reviews
Harry purposes to Ginny. One Shot Includes Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Once upon a time on a reality show by AITWAWTICEWNY reviews
When Edward is made to go on a reality show to find a girlfriend, Alice makes his bestfriend of 18 years, Bella, be an undercover contestant to help him. But is she of much help? Nope. Unless you consider making out with him constantly, helping of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
An Engagement Intervened by icecoldkiss reviews
Ginny is enjoying a night of female freedom when Harry stops over to stop her engagement. I wonder what will ensue? SMUT/PWP. You've been WARNED people!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Worth Everything by ark the wanderer reviews
Another H/G reunion story, because they can't seem to stop coming into my head. Excerpt: "The ruckus her brothers were making drowned away as they looked at each other. She was wearing the hard, blazing expression on her face."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Quidditch Tribulations and Triumphs by swannygirl reviews
Ginny's Harpies tryouts did not turn out the way she had planned. Who is there to help and will the horrible day turn out okay in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
And Then He Kissed Me by AlmondJoyz reviews
Harry's kisses always have meaning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A PosterBoy, Just Like My Father by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
HBP Missing Moment. Remus recognizes similarities between Harry and James, including taste in girls. The Weasleys end up wondering if Harry could ever be suave or a model and ask questions about him, Cho and who he wants now. One-shot. Pre HG - Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Very Subtle by AnimalAddictions reviews
Lily Evans finally admits her feelings for a certain Marauder Head Boy, after he settles for being just her friend. Will it be happily ever after or a broken-hearted Valentine's Day for Lily and James? LExJP, SBxOC, RLxOC. V-day 1-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spontaneous by GryffindorGals reviews
When Lily is encouraged to be more spontaneous, she doesn't dissapoint her friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Intern And The Vampire by Prime102805 reviews
Alice throws a Halloween party in her and Bella's apartment. There, Bella meets a handsome bronze haired man. Um, I suck at summaries...sorry. xD AU/AH I may change the title later. I'm not too fond of it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,960 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Butterbeer by HPPhoenix07 reviews
Her arms went around his middle, hugging him tight, and burrowing her face into his chest she mumbled the thought that had kept her awake until late at night for the past week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
So Much Better by TinTime reviews
Lily returns to the common room to find James waiting for her. Pure Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sequel to Perfect Timing by MissParanoia reviews
Heaven, Lily thought. That’s the perfect way to describe this blissful feeling. Suddenly, James pulled back from the kiss, mustered all the strength he needed to keep a straight face and said, “Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought you were referring to
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Year With Quil and Claire by genies9 reviews
A series of drabbles set over the course of a year in Quil and Claire's life. A sequel of sorts to The Experiment, though it's not required reading. Set nine months after that story ends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,809 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Quil Jr., Claire
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Of Quills and Kisses by tasha27 reviews
James asks Lily for a quill. A simple question leads to a thank you, which leads to an unexpected you're welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
New Year's Eve by Jenna Nevermore reviews
Bella's alone at home during New Year's Eve. Who will come to cheer her up? One Shot. All Human. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finally by MiZZ SaHurr reviews
The couple we all love. How I think they got together. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Yo Mamma by alittlefaithinme2 reviews
During the fight in BD. Better than it sounds. A war of yo mamma jokes. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Emmett, Demetri - Complete
Vulnerable by chasinglaughter reviews
Sure, he might hide it with arrogance and cockiness, but, really, he’s so vulnerable when he’s with her. Lily Evans always manages to bring him down from the top of the world to lying down on the floor, trampled, with just one syllable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Soul Mate: Bella's Life As A Cullen by danielleanne reviews
Bella and Edward have been through hell and back but nobody told them they were taking another trip.Faulty wedding plans,maniacal Volturi & just plain old bad luck.Read on as they overcome disaster after disaster.This is Bella's new life.Set after Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Secret Crowds by Lady Lemon Drop reviews
She was breathing heavily and her heart was still going off like a rocket, all she could think where the same four words:Harrys Back, Harrys home -Secret Crowds Rise Up And Gather, Hear Your Voices Sing Back LouderDH Everyone was waiting for him to arrive
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Double Dog Dare by shoret reviews
Snap shots of James and Lily's relationship through out their years at Hogwarts. “Are you scared Evans? C’mon just try it. I dare you.” Cover art link in profile! JP/LE Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mortification by amightypenguin reviews
Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Why I Hate Arithmancy by chasinglaughter reviews
I swear Professor Scalar has something against me. She asks me to stay to erase the board after class; when my hand is raised, she doesn't pick me, but when my hand isn't raised, she picks me. Plus she stopped me from ogling the Best Bum Ever. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
May the Best Date Win by amomof5 reviews
After Twilight, Bella spends the happiest summer of her life with Edward. What did they do? Lots of dating!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,861 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Attention by Ramenette reviews
She had no problem telling him no last year. It was amazing how so much could change in a year. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mornings by Ramenette reviews
James shook Lily gently on the shoulder and spoke to her gently and lovingly. “Wake up love; the sun came to see you”. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Yes, I do by Hazelmist reviews
"I hate you," she breathes into his ear. "No, you don't," he says huskily, locking gazes with her. The night that Lily and James finally come to an understanding…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/27/2008 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Deserving by Ramenette reviews
She watched him, knowing she didn't deserve him. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He's No Prince Charming by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
As Lily walks down the aisle, she contemplates why she's marrying the fool waiting for her at the end of her little walk...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Drug by Ramenette reviews
You could call her his drug. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Jenna Nevermore reviews
When Bella has a naughty dream, her sleep talking lets Edward know exactly what it was about... Lemons! I wrote this one shot as a remedy to my writer's block. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show by Ramenette reviews
Well let's give him a show then". Snape should learn that staring isn't polite... LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who'd a Thunk It? by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter. James Potter hates Lily Evans. It's that simple. Yeah. Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jealousy by Tennisgirl101 reviews
In the months following Eclipse, how will Bella and Edward cope with their growing Jealousy. Will the green monster appear and ruin a relationship we have all come to love? Follow the ups and downs in my pre-version to BD. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,535 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl With The Glasses by LadyLush reviews
According to Sirius, James and Lily were a firework couple; explosive. In a restaurant, James sees Lily again, years after breaking up. His girlfriend gets told all about Lily but what happens when Lily comes up to them halfway throughout the story? R R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bon Voyage by Tara's folly reviews
Sisters, Bella,Rose&Alice take a cruise vacation to escape their mundane lives and jobs in Forks.They want a little fun with no strings attached, but get more than they bargained for when they meet Edward,Jasper&Emmett. T for some language&scenes. All hum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,548 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
What Edward Cullen Will Never Do by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Bella wants to know what Edward can't do. But Edward can do everything, right? Maybe not... Read for more details! Fluff galore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Our Father Twilight style by nsisdazl reviews
You know the prayer: Our Father, Who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name- Except it's Twilight style! No blasphemy meant. Don't read if you think you're going to be offended.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008
Twenty Six by IWillBeThereWhereYouAre reviews
The A-Z guide to being a human, according to a vampire. what I hope would happen between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. this is my first Twilight fic, so please be gentle!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,801 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Royally Observant by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily is an obvious distraction to James. After a while, though, he runs out of the obvious and starts to see the not so obvious things about her. Such as her royal purple nail polish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - James P. - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Emmet Cullen and the Holy Grail by Skye Charcol Marie reviews
It's a one shot story that i came up with with a few friends and we built up on it. It's supposed to be based on the Knights Who Say Nii from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so it's supposed to be funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare with Vampires is NOT pretty by The Cullens Coven reviews
Title explains it all! plz R&R flames are welcomed! DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! Stephenine Meyers not mine! I am telling you this now so I wont have to say it every chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Defining Moments,Trivial Moments,&Literary Giants by Tara's folly reviews
An in depth look at the nights Edward spends with Bella in her room, pranking a substitute teacher, tutoring Bella in literature class, and setting up an Incentive Program to help her learn. ExB AxJ EmxR T just in case. Takes place during eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,939 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
How well do you know? by Cullenocd reviews
Quiz! How well do you know Edward? Emmett? Others? that I will add later Never let anyone tell you who you are. Now, you can tell yourself how insane you have become.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
An Edward and Bella Christmas by Writer in the Meadow reviews
A few chapters on Bella and Edward's first Christmas together. PostEclipse, because if you think about that really IS their first Christmas together... This is pretty much pure fluff, with a small plotline, which includes what happens to Jake Black. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,636 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
A Kiss at Midnight by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella has a crush on Edward Cullen, her friend, and as the New Year approaches Bella just wants the start the new year off right with a kiss from the one person she loves. continues slightly from Merry Christmas Bella R&R plez.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Merry Christmas Bella by Nollie Marie reviews
A short oneshot Christmas story, about Bella telling us about different Christmas memories with the Cullens. Everyone is human. Merry Christmas Everyone! R&R plez.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
A Special Kind of Torture by Alice laughed reviews
This is a companion to Dear Diary. Short drabbles of Quil's point of view from certain points in the story. Now Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Wars of Blue and Gold by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily gets caught in the middle of a 'war' that Sirius and James are having.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Like What You See by siriusly klutzy reviews
Instead of writing her essay, Lily Evans gets caught up in staring at James Potters backside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What Goes on Behind the Tapestry by tasha27 reviews
Lily Evans, head girl finds herself in a secret passage with the head boy James Potter. How did she get there, and What will happen? ONESHOT. R&R Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Stupid Evans by totallymindless reviews
“That’s what she is a bloody siren, coaxing me into dangerous waters, tempting me to my death.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Daisy Blue reviews
A single touch, the brush of a hand or the gentle graze of a foot and he’s captivated all over again. [LJ Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Perfect Snow Angel by solitaireclay07 reviews
Her father told her that she couldn't make a perfect snow angel. But Lily was determined. She was going to get her perfect snow angel...no matter how long it took.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
To Dance in the Rain by solitaireclay07 reviews
Lily doesn't take risks. She doesn't like standing in the rain. She doesn't like walking around barefoot. That's about to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Letting Go by Hazelmist reviews
It's hard to let go, it's even harder realizing that you can't. JamesLily Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Portfolios With by solitaireclay07 reviews
James and Sirius find some interesting muggle school items. And James realizes that Lily has one that is the most interesting to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Cloak by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Perhaps there was a deeper reason behind James’ fondness for his trusty old Invisibility Cloak, beside sneaking into Hogsmeade and wandering the castle past curfew? And why exactly will he not allow his girlfriend, Lily Evans, to wear it? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
For the Present by gpoy reviews
Sadly, among his many talents, James does not possess a knack for wrapping gifts. Lily lends him a hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Swoon Worthy by Oh. Blimey reviews
James Potter does not posses a single quality that could ever merit a swoon. And he is definitely up to no good..or at least that's what she told herself when she followed him out in the pouring rain. Definitely up to no good. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/18/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Out Of Print by gpoy reviews
LJ, one shot. Both Lily and James are taking Defence Against the Dark Arts. Both Lily and James need a textbook. Problem is, there's one copy left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/12/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Final Draft by gpoy reviews
One shot. Here, read this speech. I went through a lot of pains to get it. It belongs to a certain best man, who read it at a certain wedding. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Bargain by MrIntel reviews
COMPLETE When James Potter and Arthur Weasley are trapped by Death Eaters, they strike a bargain that has some unintended consequences. Sixteen years later, Harry and Ginny find out just how binding that bargain is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,360 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Live Broadcast by gpoy reviews
HG, one shot. If you're going to tell someone you love them, and there's not much hope of them feeling the same way, the least you can do, is do it in style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sharing the Blame by gpoy reviews
HG It's always the same, when going through something unpleasant, like dentist appointments, large piles of homework or say... detention, it's always good if you share it with someone, preferably someone you fancy. Fluffy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Box Work by gpoy reviews
HG, one-shot, fluffy! Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny get roped into helping the twins stock their shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Saturday Job by gpoy reviews
LJ : post Hogwarts : one-shot : fluffy. Lily makes some career choices. James acts on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2004 - James P., James P. - Complete
The New Year by scrummybunny reviews
Harry and Ginny muse, talk, and make a connection on New Year’s Eve. HarryGinny angsty fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Folding Laundry by gpoy reviews
HG, 1shot, postHogwarts, Fluffetyflufffluff! When Ginny returns to her flat from Vienna, she find her flatmate folding sheets. Who knew it could be so intersting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Jesus goes to Hogwarts by teh gr8 authur reviews
CHAPTER 4 IS UP! Bible Harry Potter crossover! What would happen if Jesus went to Hogwarts?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
Knowing the Neighbourhood by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot, fluffy as the stuffing in your pillow Takes place one Tuesday morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Warm Milk and Doodles by gpoy reviews
5 things: LJ, one-shot, fluffy, post-hogwarts, pre-harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Special Sound Spheres by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot, fluffy to the max, baby. While clearing out Remus's attic, Harry finds a recording of his parents, of a very special Sunday they shared.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Speaking From the Heart by gpoy reviews
LJ, one-shot, fluff-stuffed (in three words) James is nervous about an oral exam he has to give to get into Auror Training.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twice In A Verse Tree by gpoy reviews
One-shot, HG, stuffed with fluff! Takes place in the summer before Harry's seventh year. Did you ever wonder where that poem came from?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Very Last Minute by gpoy reviews
Finished James has a lot of things on his mind, apart from his problem with the Head Girl, there's a graduation ceremony and he's left thing's a bit late! LJ and stuffed with fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pursuits, Pollen and Pixies by gpoy reviews
A little distraction from my big story. It's basically a thing about Ginny and having six brothers when your OWL results come. Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Taking the plunge by bicie reviews
Harry and Ginny take the plunge...literally
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
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Making Studying Worthwhile reviews
Jaden needs to study for an exam and asks Alexis for help! She agrees but he just can't concentrate! How can Alexis help! One Shot! WARNING!: MAJOR AXJ FLUFF & OOCness!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Twilight Comes to Duel Academy reviews
Bella Swan & Edward Cullen are new students at DA! The gang incl. Jacob are asked to show them around! What will follow? JxA, MindyxChazz, JasminexBastion, JimxOC, JessexOC, SyrusxOC, ZanexOC, AsterxOC, HassleberryxOC, OOCness, OCs based on FF friends!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete