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This is the author lilmisssmileen, originally known as gottalovetwilight! Sorry I had to change my name and confuse you all but I think it's time I grew up and moved on and this is just one of the things I had to do! Sorry for any confusion or inconvience this may have caused. I love all of you... Yours truely, lilmisssmileen

!!WARNING: LONG PROFILE!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own! - Adam Savage

Where to start! I'm random and damn proud of it! I'm 18, Irish and I speak Gaelige (Native Irish Tongue) fluently...which is something even most Irish people can't do...So... I have nothing else to say... Onwards!

Be sure to PM me!! I love hearing from you peoples!! XD

I am a major fan of canon relationships in FFs but I'd go for the odd assumed relationship as well! Favourite shippings include: HarryxGinny and LilyxJames. I love LilyxJames fics... if anyone knows any good ones please let me have a link! XD

If you like Harry Potter and Quidditch, you NEED to see this!

I'm a great fan of the works of J.K. Rowling, Christopher Paolini, Darren Shan, Stephenie Meyer, Meg Cabot, Trudi Canavan, Jaqeuline Wilson, Garth Nix, Terry Pratchett, Eoin Colfer, Lemony Snickett, Dan Brown, Michelle Paver, Cate Tiernan, Liam Ahern, Tamora Pierce and they're only the ones off the top of my head!!

Flames are cruel ways for people who can't write to criticise other people's writing!

Cliadhna aka Demonic Disturbance Quotes

- Our Bastion, who art in Ra, Hallowed be thy Wall, Thy equation solved, Thy will be done in DA as it is in Britain, Give us this day our daily knowledge, And forgive us our fangirlness, As we for forgive those who prefer Jaden, And keep leading us into temptation, But keep being sexy.

Hail Bastion ... like Hail Hitler but not quite! (No offence meant!)

- Cli: Peter Pan is my idol! Eileen (Me): So your idol is a twelve year old boy in a mini skirt? Cli: Shut up! He just doesn’t wear pants!

- Cli as her computer crashes: You faggoty wok!

- Cli reading a fanfic to me on the phone: "Bastion sat down next to Jim..." Ahhh I wish there was a seat in between for me to sit in...Stupid Bastion and his stupid seat sitting skills!!

- Cli: When I grow up, I wanna be Texas!!

- Cli I in Science: Cli: Is that question right? Me: Am Yeah! Cli: But maybe we can make it more scientific! Like there's probably a scientific name for yellow...it's probably something like Hyperglisenorbelden!

Now while I have Aster (from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), Cli has claimed Jacob (from Twilight) as her own! So take that into mind when reading these next few quotes!

- Cli dreams that she has a baby with Jake and she's teaching the baby Gaeilge (A/N: Madra is Gaelige for dog!) Madra...Madra! Or alternatively Daddy! Daddy!

(Cli has her text ringtone as a howling wolf!)

- Cli's phone is in her pocket and she gets a text: Oh I have a wolf in my pants! (Now take that in a dirty sense!)

- Cli gets a text: Shut up Jacko!

Her version of I Can’t speak French by Girls Aloud

Seeing as we don’t like Alexis:

I can’t speak bitch, so I’ll let the skanky hoe bag do the talking, talking now ( of Cliadhna)

QUOTES FROM MOVIES, BOOKS AND IN GENERAL

Of the thirty-six ways to avoid disaster, running away is best.

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say 'Storms Suck!'

(In a mexican accent) I heard and animal make that noise once, then they rolled him over. He was dead. - Ramone the Mexican Penguin (Happy Feet)

Ladies, Will you please shut it? Yes, I lied to you! No, I don't love you! Of course that makes you look fat! I've never been to Brussels! It's pronounced a..gree..gious! I've never actually met Bazarro but I love his pies! And all this pails in to utter insignifigence as to the fact that my ship is yet once again gone!
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 3)

Take What you can, Give nothing back! - Pirates of the Caribbean

I got it! I got it! I don't! I had it! - Ramone the Mexican Penguin (Happy Feet)

Accio Brain! - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. it's the honest ones you'd want to watch out for!
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 1)

Ale, Ale, I drink like a whale, I am the Prince, The Prince of Ale. - Darren Shan (Book No.6(The Vampire Prince) of the Saga of Darren Shan)

Why had it to be spiders? why couldn't it be follow the butterflies! - Ron Weasley(Harry Potter)

Naughty little fly, Why does it cry, Caught in a web, Soon you'll be ... Eaten!! - Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

Pirate: I'll show you the meaning of pain! Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset! - Pirates of the Carribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

You may take our lives, but you will never take our freedeom! - Braveheart

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. - V for Vendetta

Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch! - The Big Bang Theory

OBSESSIONS OF THE MOMENT!

So many things have passed through this line and only these may stay: Twitter, Music (always has been, always will be), Fanfiction (Every summer the addiction starts again.), Harry Potter(From Books to films to wrock to FF this is a constant), Dancing, Social Networking in general, My friends.

QUOTES FROM FFs!! (BE AWARE THESE ARE UPDATED ALMOST DAILY!!)

Jaden: Yes! I win! I win! Oh yeah! Who’s ya daddy? (looks at Winged Kuriboh) Thanks, li’l guy! I could never have won Alexis’ heart without that sexy wink of yours.

Winged Kuriboh: Yeah baby! (winks) I'm sexy! - Episode 1: The Main Character by The Yugioh GX Parody Master

“Atticus!” Chazz exclaimed, stunned as he wrapped his bare arms around his naked chest, onyx eyes wide “Get off!”

The Obelisk raised his eyebrows “So you don’t want me to pound you into this very mattress until the cows come home?” – Hopelessly Devoted by Littlest Angel

She was the queen of Obelisk Blue, she was a great duelist, she got good grades, she was very pretty, she had every boy in the school after her but she had the personality of a spoon. Not even a very shiny spoon (gottalovetwilight comments: The type that catches your attention every time it glimmers). More like one of those spoons that you’re had forever but you can never remember where you got them or how long you’ve had them in the cutlery drawer. Anyway back to the point, Alexis had her moments but the rest of the time, she was just a popular, pretty spoon. – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

Well, we’ll all be reunited tomorrow, she thought. The obsessed, the klutz, and the spoon. – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

Jasmine reached the main building and went inside where she found Alexis, Atticus, Syrus and, for some reason, Zane.

“Hi guys.” Jasmine said with a confused look on her face. All four teenagers turned around to see who was standing in the doorway. “Oh hey Jas.” Alexis said. Jasmine just stood there, eyebrows raised, looking at Zane.

“Look,” Zane said in an exasperated voice. “I’m back for no apparent reason, just because the authoress says so.”

“Well, actually Zane,” Syrus began. “The real story is that, after you went all evil, you lost a lot of your duelling skill and now, you have to come back and repeat your final year.”“Yeah, okay, shut up, Syrus.” Zane said, through gritted teeth. (Cli: Thank you Syrus, have a cookie.)

“So you’re back for the year then,” Jasmine asked, still confused. (Zane looks at Cli hopefully. Cli nods. Zane looks pissed.) “Yeah, I guess I am.” Zane said the anger and annoyance evident in his voice. (Cli puts arm around Zane’s shoulder. Don’t worry; I have big things planned for you. BIG THINGS. Cli disappears.)

“Man, I hate her.” Zane exclaimed. Just then, it started to rain. “No fair. It doesn’t rain indoors.” Zane yelled. Syrus coughed loudly. “The authoress can do whatever the authoress wants to do.” (Cli:Well done, my minion. Have another cookie.) “Okay, okay. I’m sorry,” Zane yelled. “Who do you love?” Syrus asked, in a sing song voice. “Cli,” Zane said reluctantly, “we love Cli,” just a bolt of lightning passed scarily close to his left ear. (Cli: I love you guys too, Zane.) Then the rain immediately stopped. “Can we get back to the actual story now?” Zane asked. (Cli: Sure!) – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Hey Mindy! You look great!” Jasmine complimented her best friend. “Thanks! I was worried that the skirt was too short.” She said, looking self consciously down at her skirt.

At that moment Jaden, Chazz, Bastion and Hassleberry entered the room. Syrus ran straight up to them.

“Do you think it’s too short?” Mindy asked. “I don’t but let’s get a guys perspective.”

She turned to face the boys who had just entered. “HEY JADEN!” she yelled across the room. “Do you think that Mindy’s skirt is too short?”

Jaden grinned and turned to Hassleberry. “Am, I don’t know. Hey Sarge, do you think Mindy’s skirt is too short?” he asked. Chazz, Bastion and Syrus erupted with laughter while Hassleberry turned bright red. He said nothing.

“Maybe if you do a little twirl for him, Mindy?” Jaden shouted to her. She did as she was asked.

“So soldier! What’s the verdict?” Bastion asked through his laughter. “Well, I,” Hassleberry stammered. “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with your skirt. I…I think you look very pretty,” he said. Then he grabbed Jaden by the collar and dragged him away. Bastion, Chazz and Syrus followed still howling with laughter.

Mindy turned to Jasmine with a bewildered look on his face. “What were they all laughing at?” Mindy asked, completely serious. All Jasmine could do was stare at her friend before she burst out in her very own fit of laughter. – Hot Summers, Cool Friends by Demonic Disturbance

Nothing in the world possibly, ever, would make him see what was up with the big, scary, sexy rapist man person. Never. Ever. He was going... he was-

“Zane?” curse you God! One day Chazz would have his revenge! – It’s a Hard life by MsASparrow

Johan took Blair by the hand. Hot sweat trickled down Johan’s cheek. He gulped with nervousness. He stared into Blair’s eyes. He thought she was kinna cute.

Blair stared at Johan in the eyes. He’s kinna cute. She felt mixed emotions enter inside her. She blushed a little without noticing. She really liked Johan’s jewel beast deck. Then….

“Blair, will you bear my children?”

Blair became startled and her eyes widened. SLAP – Let’s Play a Game by Ookami Bakura

Our Stephenie Meyer,

Who art in Phoenix,

Hallowed be thy writings.

Thy will be done, thy Breaking Dawn comes,

On August the second, as it is everywhere.

Give you this praise, our daily money,

Forgive our rabid fangirl(and boy)ness,

As we worship and wish we could at least meet you.

Tempt us with maybe more Twilights,

Deliver us from our torment of waiting,

For thine art the author,

The creator and the maker,

Forever and ever,

A-Twilight – Our Father Twilight Style by nsisdazl

There is a FF called Love From, by Heidikins05. There is no point in me quoting it as the whole thing is flipping hilarious!! So just go read it!!

"It's 'bout time you guys got here. You must be wondering why I called you there. Well, we need a little dude to dude talk." said Atticus "You guys need to learn how to ask a girl to have sex."

"What!!" screamed Jaden, Syrus, Aster, Bastion, Chazz, and Hassleberry.

"Now there's the straight forward 'Will you have sex with me?.'"

"But that will get you a good slap across your face."said Zane. – Pick Up Lines by Fire Princess007 (Another that you definitely have to read!! It’s sooo funny!!)

"Hey Bastion?"

This time, Bastion closed his magazine, and placed it beside him on the couch.

"Yes Jaden?" he asked.

"Who do you think invented sex?" Jaden asked.

"First of all, sex must have been discovered, not invented." Bastion said with one finger up, then another came up. "Second of all... I'll meet you in the bedroom in three minutes."

Jaden gave out soft giggles for his little victory. – Questions by Coco Gash Jirachi

“Marron’s harmless.” Mel said.

I beg your pardon! Marron shrieked. He sounded insulted. I am quite vicious actually. Rawr. Marron said, trying to be scary. Mel looked at us.

“See what I mean?” She said. Marron huffed and fell down into Mel’s arms.

I get no respect. Marron said. –Twin Love by Anime-Queen-2011 (Who is an AMAZING author…if you like Jaden x Alexis, read her stories Twin Love, War between Gangs and the Seasons of Love series! They rock!!)

What the hell was I just doing!? I thought furiously to myself. Winged Kuriboh popped into my head to answer my question.

Kuri. He said, which means. (It’s called checking her out Jaden.) –Twin Love by Anime-Queen-2011

“I bet it would have looked cuter if it was me in the picture and not Jaden.” Chazz said from behind me. Stupid Chazz. Atticus pulled back out the camera and turned it on. He looked closely at the picture.

“I don’t think so.” Atticus said, cocking his head to look at the picture at a different angle. Mindy took the camera out of Atticus’ hand. “Hey!” Atticus said. Mindy and Jasmine were looking at the picture.

“No way Chazz!” Mindy said, shaking her head.

“Yeah. This picture could only be cute BECAUSE it is Jaden and Alexis.” Jasmine agreed. Mindy was about to hand the camera back to Atticus when Syrus took it from her.

“Hey again!” Atticus said. He turned and was standing on his knees with his hands gripping the top of his seat, looking at Syrus. Sy was looking at the picture. Haselberry and Blair were also looking at it. Blair was about to say something but stopped and just looked away from the camera.

“I’m with Jasmine and Mindy.” Syrus said, turning the camera around to look at the picture differently. Haselberry nodded in agreement.

“I agree.” Haselberry said. Zane reached over Blair and snatched the camera from Syrus.

“Hey!” Atticus said. I chuckled. Poor Atticus. Everyone was stealing his camera. I looked at Zane who was doing the same thing Syrus did. Aster was looking at the picture too.

“Agreed.” Zane said plainly. Aster nodded.

“Defiantly.” Aster said. Zane handed Atticus back his camera. Atticus snatched and put it back in his bag quickly.

“Protective much?” I joked. Atticus looked at me.

“It just kept disappearing!” Atticus cried. – Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

"Listen to the pyromaniac, fellows." Bastion mumbled, pointing vaguely towards Hiita, eyes still fixed on the print of the book. "She has something important to say."

"Damn straight I do," growled Hiita indignantly. "Well, my friends, what lesson were we suppose to have today with Doctor Crowler?"

Jaden actually thought for a moment, brain actually engaging for a moment, then nodded.

Something rattled.

Or maybe that was just everyone's imagination.

…yeah. Imagination.

"Um... Health?"

Hiita nod-nod-nodded. "Now, what do little kiddiewinks like us learn in Health at our tender age?"

Bastion rolled his eyes and remained silent. Fortunately, Tyranno's deep south accent filled the silent void, albeit his voice was a little strangled. "The birds and the bees, ma'am?"

"Exactamundo!" grinned Hiita, both thumbs up. "So when Mister Yuki sent in his little cat army to rape Crowler's head or something along those lines, although his intentions were good, he's set us up for something much worse than a sex education talk with Doctor Crowler." – The Birds, The Bees by Hiita Blaze

"Aster, maybe you should get down, I think the blood is rushing to your head..." Satorious suggested.

"No!" Aster said very childishly.

"I really think you should..."

"No no! You're a parrakeet!" Aster said.

"... Did you just call me a parrakeet?..." Satorious asked.

Then, Aster lost his balance, but still managed to land on his feet when he fell from the tree.

Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Fruit salad... Salad... Salad... Salad as a rock..." Aster shook his head, and his eyes were normal again. "Satorious, what are we doing here?"

"I believe you said I was a parrakeet..." Satorious responded.

"Feeling whoozy..." Aster said, swaying around, then falling over onto his back, unconscious, snoring. - Science Experiment: Effects of Caffeine on Aster by Coco Gash Jirachi

I passed a large pile of driftwood and stopped, shocked. My mouth opened, but no sound came out. I felt the heat of my blush burning furiously and closed my eyes. Still, I couldn’t un-see what I’d seen. All of them! Naked!

Paul taunted Jacob, “Look at that. She took one look at you without clothes and had to close her eyes.”

“Get your shorts on, guys,” Sam said. It sounded like an order.

Jacob stepped beside me, his body warm as he wrapped me in his arms. “It’s OK, Bella. Really.”

My head still lowered, I opened my eyes. WRONG! I’d never been so bothered by the height difference between us. My eyes wide, I tilted my head up to look at Jacob’s face. “I didn’t realize…” I stammered.

“Don’t worry about it,” he assured me. “We’re pretty comfortable in our skins by now. You’re probably more embarrassed than any of us. Really.”

“All of you.” I stopped, realizing the double entendre in my words. “I’ll never be able to look any of you in the face again.”

“Why not?” Jared asked, grinning. “Are the other parts too interesting?” The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella

Syrus stated, “C’mon Chazz, maybe you should pay more attention to other girls instead of stalking Alexis Rhodes.” Chazz looked slightly offended. He didn’t stalk his crush at all! He just worshipped her like the goddess Aphrodite. How was that his fault?

“I do not stalk her!” yelled Chazz angrily.

“Yes, you do,” said Jaden, “You should give up. She liked Zane for awhile, but she isn’t your type. Why don’t you go out with Jasmine?” Mindy gave Jaden a hug. She always wanted to see her best friend be happy with some boy preferably not Chazz, but Jasmine liked him well enough.

“But she’s not…” Chazz said being cut off by a slap to the face.

“We get it. It’s because she isn’t Alexis, “Mindy said bitterly, “But you don’t see that Jasmine could be more than her.”

Jaden agreed, “Besides you would have ugly kids with Alexis.” - The New Type of Girl Power by mewkazurinu2004

Jeez, those duel spirits can't dance to save their life!" - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

"B-But... Avian and Burstinatrix are saying that all I have to do is follow the yellow brick road and the wizard will grant my wish..." Jaden protested feebly, tugging at Misawa's yellow blazer sleeve. He burst into noisy tears when Bastion sensibly ignored him. “You don’t l-o-v-eeee me-e-e!” he screeched. Misawa could have sworn that planes were falling out of the sky. - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

Bastion snorted, and then yelped as Jaden leapfrogged excitedly on him, so both toppled over onto the bed. "HeyMisawaheyMisawaheyMisawa!" he chanted happily. "I found your secret stash of sweets!"

Oh dear Ra, he's gone from brain dead drunk to... ADD hyperactivity.

"Jay!" chastised Bastion, slapping his forehead. "I was saving those!"

"For what?" Jaden genuinely looked confused. "The apocalypse?"

Despite the bizarre situation, Bastion grinned. "Jay, I'm proud of you! You just said a four syllable word!" - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

“Mmm… Zane?”

“Atticus, if you throw up on me, I will push you out of that window over there, stamp on your body and laugh like a maniac,” replied the older boy in a monotone cool and collected voice, not once taking his sapphire blue eyes off the book he was poring over. “Then I will throw your corpse into the snow, whack a shovel against your head numerous times and then set it alight with kerosene.”

The brunette Obelisk boy grimaced. “Apparently, alcohol makes you ten times scarier than you are normally.”

Zane turned his head and arched a mordant eyebrow at Rhodes, who was sitting cross legged on the floor of his dormitory room, prodding a empty vodka bottle with an elegant finger, watching it spin lazily on its side. “I’m scary normally?!” he said, with mild surprise.

Atticus harrumphed. “You’re kidding right? You make first years wet themselves with fright when you walk past.”

“…I thought I was a nice boy,” muttered Zane, looking a little disappointed with himself, tossing his book to one side. - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

Atticus entered Mode: Cheer Zaney-muffin up, version 293, cute-fu! He cracked his knuckles and leapt on Zane, with a big grin and-

“No, Atticus, no!”

The brunette strummed his ukulele, looking determined. “No, don’t say it! I must serenade you to make you feel better!”

Zane looked desperately around for an escape route and cursed inwardly when he saw the door was too far away, and the windows were too far off the ground. Wait, what did he care if the windows were a hundred foot up?! The fall would kill him! Yessss! Success! Truesdale 1; Rhodes 0.

The brunette coughed as he saw the blue haired Obelisk inch towards the windows. “Um, Zane, the windows are locked. So don’t even think about it.”

“BLAST!” exclaimed Truesdale and admitted defeat. - Two Kind of Spirits by Hiita Blaze

Then like the ending of a fairy tale, Jaden pulled Alexis in and kissed her. At first it was a soft and short for he quickly pulled back but then he moved back in for a second. This time Alexis felt herself kiss back. There was a sudden spark between them that anyone could feel if in a ten mile radius. It was amazing no one was looking at them. Jaden broke away suddenly because someone was coming towards them: Atticus.

“Dude your kissing my sister,” He practically yelled.

“I know that much,” Jaden replied curtly.

“Well you shouldn’t she’s waiting for someone else,” Atticus growled.

Jaden pulled off his mask and Atticus’s jaw dropped. “Oh I see then, I’ll go, sorry Lex,” Atticus backed off and Jasmine rolled her eyes. - War! Alexis VS Blair by happylittleemochick

“Hello Edward,” I greeted a little too cheerfully. I thought the alcohol had worn off.

“Why are you so happy, Bella?” asked Edward suspiciously.

“I just had the best time ever! I wish you’d been here! I danced with Alice and Rosalie and I was good!”

“Good for you, Bella.” Edward chuckled. “I assume you didn’t need to be brought to the ER?”

“Nope,” I said proudly. “I wouldn’t have had so much coordination if I wasn’t half-drunk.” Oops.

“Bella! You tattletale!” yelled Alice from the other room.

“Don’t be mad at them, Edward! They were just trying to make me loosen up! Nothing bad happened anyway.” There was nothing but silence on the other end.

“Edward? Please say something.” I was getting worried now. Not only would Edward be mad at Alice and Rosalie but he would get angry with me for tolerating their behavior.

“Alice didn’t tell me anything about that part.” Edward said dryly.

“Please don’t get mad at them, Edward. I’ll take the full blame. If I wasn’t so stubborn they wouldn’t have had to make me drink.” I heard Edward sigh on the other line.

“All right, Bella. I guess we’ll just have to add that up as another item on the lists of your human experiences before I change you.”

“Thanks, Bella!” yelled Alice from the other room. She probably saw that Edward wasn’t going to be angry with her and Rose anymore.

“Thanks for understanding, Edward. I promise you, it won’t happen again.”

“We promise, too!” yelled Alice.

“Talk to your own husband, Alice!” I yelled back. - Soul Mate: Bella's Life As A Cullen by danielleanne

"I'm home..." Emily Lynn groaned, dragging her feet, slipping her shoes off as she walked into the house.

"In the den, gal!" called her brother's familiar Southern-accented voice.

"Yeesh, Sister, what happened to you? You don't look so good." asked her brother Jack when she walked into the living room.

"I had to take... so many mid-year exams within a span of seven hours..." she answered, dragging her book bag by it's strap with one hand loosely grasping it, while her other arms death-grip hugged her teddy bear, Rufus.

"How many?" Jesse asked.

"There was Duel Monsters In Art, Life Point Calculation, Attack Point Calculation, Defense Point Calculation, an essay about Field Cards, an essay about Trap Cards, an essay on why Magic Cards And Spell Cards are the same, I had to list every field card known to man- and several known to monkeys- Aniki and I had to cosplay as Monsters for acting and pretend we were in an actual duel, then I had a health test, too- I... hate... that class... so much...- and then I had to write down the formula for creating cards by memory for science- I was the only one who remembered it- The History Of Duel Monsters, How Duel Monsters relates to science and math, and then an essay on how the chicken came before the egg- and I have no idea what that had to do with Duel Monsters."

"... I lost count at four..." Jesse said.

"Thirteen... and that doesn't included the physical education exams, either." Emily Lynn said. "And those exams were proper dueling stances, how to draw cards from your deck in a cool way, and then there were pull ups... so, so many pull ups..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Where we you at 10:00 A.M.?" asked a police officer, shining a flashlight right into Zane's face.

"If you want me to be completely honest with you," Zane began, pushing the flashlight away from his face. "I was in bed."

"And?" asked the police officer.

"And," Zane started. "I was having sex..."

"Spell cards almighty! They get the point!" Jesse said.

"Do you have any proof that you weren't anywhere near the diamond?" asked the officer.

"I've got hickeys..." Zane merely answered, pulling down the neck of his turtle neck. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"He's a loony A.D.D. mental case..." Jesse said, drooping his head. "I wonder how I'm related to him..."

"When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much-"

"I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, YOU SMART ASS!" Jesse snapped. "Aw, to hell with it! Jackson's gonna be proven guilty when he's innocent, they're gonna think you're a sex-addicted smart ass, and they're gonna think I'm a mentally challenged spaz!"

"Well the part about you is true," Zane answered. "And I don't think I have an addiction to sex..."

"... You're in denial, kid. What, do you and Sy knock up every night? You've got a problem!" Jesse exclaimed.

"No, I pretty much have it figured out." Zane responded. "At least I don't go around bragging about Syrus like you do with your, and I quote: 'Precious Ty-Ty-kun'. Unquote."

"... Bastard." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"This area is off li-" began the officer before he held back his sentence when he saw Melinda.

"Do my eyes deceive me, or did you just kick my future sister-in-law out onto the street like a stray dog?" Melinda asked coldly with her hands on her hips, leaning to the left.

"Madam-"

"My Father will not hesitate to have the city take away your job and then leave you to die in an alley!" Melinda snapped, cutting him off. Then, her right hand rested onto her chin. "Or better yet, I could hang you up off of the ceiling by your testicles until they shrivel up and fall off like sun dried raisins..."

"Wh- what exactly is it you want Madam Johnson?" the officer stuttered. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Datte! My full name is Lancelot Yosh Datte! And not that many people know that!" Lan cut her off, one finger pointed up into the air.

"... Yosh? Your parents name you Lancelot, and make your middle name Yosh?" Melinda asked.

"Well it's better than Merlin..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"PURPLE IS A FRUUUUUUUUIT!" - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"- And thank you for that plotless little story." Zane said. "You have officially gone down to Jaden and Atticus' ranks." he finished, retreating up to his bunk.

"Oooo... what's my prize? A carmel candy that's been melting in your back pocket since the beginning of summer?" Jesse asked, his voice soaked and dripping with sarcasm that it put a super-absorbent sponge to shame.

"If you want a piece of candy that's basically been under my ass for about a month, then yes."

"I'll pass... give it to Syrus."

"Yeah, I was planning on it..."

"... You're kinda twisted sometimes, you know that?"

"I know..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Jesse's in prison?!" Hassleberry then gave a high-pitched scream like a girl and fell over, unconscious.

"How did I see that coming?" Emily Lynn said, shaking her head.

"Should we be worried?" Lan asked.

"Nah, he should be fine. He's a bit of a drama Queen." Emily Lynn responded.

"Wouldn't you mean drama King?" Lan asked.

"No, drama Queen." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

Just then, the telephone began to ring in the kitchen.

"Who said that?!" Atticus asked with a jump, looking around. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Sergeant Tyranno Hassleberry reporting status, Lieutenant Dad!" Hassleberry bellowed into his cell phone. "I'm just leavin' ya this message to tell you I'm spendin' the night at Jesse's! No, we will not go through any sexual intercourse this evening, possibly just cuddling and kissing and being all goo-goo gah-gah! Over and out!" - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

Zane busted through the double doors and loudly bellowed "Z-man is in da HOUSE!!" – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

Ms. Fontaine, always polite, said awkwardly "Um, welcome back, Zane. We've, uh, missed you."

Zane turned to her. "You is crizzilin' my stizzle!" he screamed. Everyone assumed he had said, "You're cramping my style", but no one was quite sure.

"What's all the ruckus?" demanded the Chancellor, approaching a very shocked gym teacher and one very crunk gangsta.

"Apparently," said Ms. Fontaine dryly, "I'm 'crizziling' his 'stizzle'." – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

"Someone must stop him!" gasped the overweight head of the school. "Stop him at once!"

"I'll duel him!" Jaden suggested cheerfully.

"No, Jaden!" said Chazz. "We can take the risk! He might release his crunk on you!" – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

"Look, there he is!" screamed Jaden, pointing. Z-man looked up, panicked. He quickly flashed his bling in the sunlight, temporarily blinding the entire faculty and student body of Duel Academy. Then he made a run for it.

They chased after him, but he leapt out the window with such speed no one could come close to catching him. "I is crunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!" he screamed all the way down. Then there was silence. Ms. Fontaine wiped away a silent tear. "He was crunk," she sadly informed the surrounding crowd.

"Yes, and fly, too." The Chancellor agreed.

"We were tight," said Jaden gloomily.

"Whatever," said Chazz.

But Zane wasn't gone. Gangstas never die. No, he went on a rampage throught Domino City and graffittied Yugi's face. But that's not important.

So everyone went on with their lives, thinking all was well. But one morning, Syrus walked into the classroom, covered in bling. "Get crunk!" he yelled. Everyone fell over anime-style. – Yo’ Mamma by Angel Duelist 153

"I seriously do not remember being a Father! Why does this book say I'm a Father to two kids and a husband to a wife that's dead?!" Atticus asked Emily Lynn, frantic emotions seen in his eyes as he held a copy of To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee in his hands.

"Atty, you're Atticus Rhodes, not Atticus Finch. That's one of the most famous pieces of literature from America. It's been translated into many different languages. As a matter of fact, I read it and couldn't seem to stop reading it until I finished it." Emily Lynn responded, placing the bowls of cat food onto the floor for the waiting Dallas, Ariana and Starlight. "Plus, you don't wear glasses, you're not a lawyer, you're not nearly blind in one eye, and Jem and Scout Finch aren't young enough to be your kids."

"... So Finch is different from Rhodes?"

"Precisely."

"That's a relief... I really thought I had kids there for a moment." Atticus said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Man, it feels like a squirrel's wrestlin' with pine needles in my bladder," Atticus said, shifting in his seat a bit with a look of discomfort on his face.

"You don't have to use the bathroom, do you?" she asked.

"... That might be it..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

Quickly, Zane whipped out his cell phone, and speed-dialed number 6.

"Ryou Bakura?- Yeah, I get the point, you're baking cookies- I need you to run over to his address pronto- I just had a strip search done, now shut up!- I'm not in jail anymore!- ... Syrus and I don't role play for sex!- ... Yes, is happened before I was let out of jail- Now, this is about- SYRUS IS NOT IN LABOR! HE ISN'T EVEN PREGNANT!- ... No, I'm not in labor, either...- Would you shut it for a minute so that I can talk?! Thank you!- It's about Syrus- LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE, IDIOT!- It's about Syrus and Amanda- I TOLD YOU NOBODY IS IN LABOR AND NOBODY IS PREGNANT!- Syrus and Amanda ran off with a few of their friends- SHUT UP!-, and they're off- THEY AREN'T DEAD!- Okay, if you won't stop shouting in a panic, I'LL JUST START SHOUTING! Thank you, Ryou! Amanda, Syrus and a few of their friends ran off, and now they're about to- THEY ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A GROUP ORGY!- THEY'RE ABOUT TO TRY AND CONFRONT A HENTAI/POSSIBLE RAPIST- Ryou? Shit, I think he just fainted..." - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

This ain't over until the fat lady sings!" Hassleberry said.

"So sing already." Shinisuke responded.

Hassleberry's face became blank, gaining a dumbfounded look as he sweat-dropped.

"... He just got owned by a pervert..." Amanda said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Lan, you can see spirits?" Amanda asked in a whisper.

"Sure as sugar I can." Lan responded. "This is my Child Ninja monster, but I named him Rin. His special effect allows him to sense and block one future attack from an opponent." Lan told them.

"Who?" Syrus asked, blinking.

"What?" Tyranno asked, blinking.

"Cheese?" Atticus asked, blinking.

"Please don't tell me you're talking to the invisible thing again..." Hassleberry said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"You're back! How did, how did... how did they figure out you didn't do it!" Hassleberry asked.

"Well, they only, sorta, kinda... figured out Jesse was a complete nut case," Jack said.

"That Zane was a sex-addicted freak," Jesse said.

"And that Jack was too damned crazy to have done a thing." Zane said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

"Heh, the last time I saw you like this was our six-month anniversary." Jesse said as he got Hassleberry's cuffs off.

"Just the thing I needed to know right now, that I have a baby brother that likes bondage." Jack said.

"Virgin boy," Jesse said.

"Man whore." Jack said. - The Tiffany Diamond Heist by Coco Gash Jirachi

The two are so clueless that not even Nancy Drew can help them find their feelings! – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

“Get back here you fucking, peeing squirrel!” Zane raced past the frozen students who just left their classes in great energy, only to be stopped by an insane, lunatic chasing after a hopping squirrel while screaming “squirrel urine”.

Jaden looked at Syrus, “And you want to marry that guy?” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

Ty hadn’t even stopped; he only moved his lips lower to his blue-haired boyfriend’s shoulder. Jesse’s irritation from the disturbance instantly vanished when pair of teeth bit into his collar. A moan was cried out.

A hyper, humorous voice spoke through the door, “Brother, having sex is not the way to greet your sister!” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

Bastion sighed irritably, giving up. “You know, I’m just gonna go take a shower. I’m funkier than Atticus’ sanity.” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

Victoria walked up the door, banging twice. “Bastion! I’m here to drop my luggage off!”

Bastion yelled back, slightly embarrassed of having this conversation with him in the shower and thinking Jaden’s probably sitting there stupidly (doesn’t he always?) with his head cocked cutely at the door, “Then go to it! If you can’t tell, I’m showering!”

“Oh, I know! I’m just making sure that Jaden knows too!”

‘Damn you, Tory.’ Bastion scowled. – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

He dropped his head in defeat. “Jazz, I…I’m just stressed. I promise you it’s nothing to over worry yourselves about. Now…go out there and get your innocent and unbelieving brothers to screw each other!” Jazzmine laughed, leaning up to kiss him across the mouth.

Amanda stuck her head into the limo, catching her sister and Seto making out. “Hey! I’d hate to ruin the moment, but we have got brothers to stalk!” – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

“Why are you being so polite?” Sam asked Brad, seeming annoyed. Brad looked at her in shock.

“I’m always polite dear little cousin,” Brad said. Even I could hear the falseness of his tone. Sam snorted.

“Yes, and Jaden always got A’s on his math tests,” Sam said sarcastically. - Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

“Now if you would excuse me, I’ve got to go talk to my daddy about the cutest shoes that Joni showed me yesterday that I just have to have!” Sam said. She then started jogging toward Mike. “Daddy!” Sam called. Mike freaked and reached in his back pocket.

“HANG ONTO MY WALLET!” Mike yelled. He tossed his wallet to Dad, who didn’t catch it and it fell into the pool.

“Dude, you just ruined a genuine leather wallet,” Jake said. He was balancing a metal gazebo poll on his shoulder. Dad was unfolding the top of the gazebo. Mike was fishing out some tools when he tossed his wallet.

“I don’t care! As long as Sam doesn’t get anything in it!” Mike yelled. - Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

"Where are you trying to drag me off to, Annie? The house is in the other direction."

Annie turned to him with a bored face. "I saw an interesting object in the park."

Jaden shrugged. "So?"

"It was shiny."

"What are we waiting for?! Let's go!" – The Help Of A Yuki by Shia Ghost

She hadn’t really been paying attention to where she was going, so now she had to look up to see where she was. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance (This last line is showing DD's poetic soul!! Terry (Our English teacher!! :D) would be very proud!!)

“Hey Jazzy!” Alexis greeted her while pulling Jasmine into a hug.

Oh God! She wants something. Jasmine thought.

“Hey Alexis! Is there anything up?” Jasmine inquired suspiciously.

“Oh, of course not, Jazzy. I’m just so happy to see you after the summer!” Alexis said, shutting the door after Jasmine had gone in.

“Alexis, you do realise you saw me this morning, don’t you?” Jasmine stated, as if talking to a three year old.

“Well of course I do, silly! I just didn’t get to hug you then.” Alexis giggled.

Wow the authoress made her really out of character.

“Are you high?” Jasmine asked, while sitting down on the bed.

“No.” Alexis replied, simply.

“Are you sure?” Jasmine asked, unconvinced.

“Yes, I’m sure that I’m not high!” Alexis answered. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Mindy, I’ll probably regret asking this but why do you have binoculars?” Jasmine asked curiously.

“Dammit, why won’t he stay still!!” Mindy complained, completely ignoring Jasmine’s question. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Mindy, are you stalking my brother?” Alexis shouted to her from her room.

“Not stalking…admiring from afar,” Mindy corrected, still not taking her gaze from the Rhodes boy.

“Well, don’t! It’s creeping me out.” Alexis said, while striding over and snatching the binoculars away from Mindy.

“Ah come on Alexis. I wouldn’t be creeped out of you liked my brother,” Mindy protested, while trying to get back the binoculars.

“I would! He’s only seven!” Jasmine declared.

“That’s not the point!” Mindy argued. - Hot Summers, Cool friends by Demonic Disturbance

“Still cracking jokes I see Captain,” Jerry said. I laughed.

“Of course, if I didn’t crack jokes, I’d be Chazz,” I said.

“HEY! I HEARD THAT!” Chazz yelled. I looked over my shoulder to look at him.

“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO!” I said. – Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

“Jaden?” he whispered. I rolled my eyes.

“No it’s Jesus! Of course it’s me!” I hissed. – Summertime Love by Anime-Queen-2011

'Stop panicing Jaden.' Came Yubel's voice from inside his head. 'Yubel?' He called in his mind to the duel spirit.

'No it's santa!" She said aritatied. – Stomach Ache by fir and wind storm

"The sarge is pregnant!? Man down!" Hasselberry yelled in shock. – Stomach Ache by fir and wind storm

Alicia and I had been studying for a couple of hours when Jaden walked in. He was reading a book. “Hey Alicia! Hey Cyrus! What are you two doing?”

“Jaden – you’re reading?” I asked in surprise.

He looked up from his book. “Yeah. So?”

“Nothing. I’ve just… never seen you read before. Honestly, I didn’t think you knew how. – True Love at Duel Academy by Kiraraglitter

“What have you been doing-saurus?” Kenzan demanded. “Playing strip-dueling? Only… with more strip and less dueling? – Cloudy Sunday by Ladyvella42

Alexis grimaced as Atticus' knee hit a rather...sensitive part of Jaden.

"OUCH! DO YOU WANT NIECES AND NEPHEWS, ATTICUS?" Jaden howled. – Summer Love, Summer Fears by Peach Wookie and 15Animefreak15

"Well, apparently, Harrington had a big crush on me. Of course I turned him down, like all those other stupid guys. But then he challenged Jaden to a duel for my hand in marriage...and lost. Pretty sore loser, too."

"Didn't he try dating Mindy?" Jaden asked.

"Who hasn't dated Mindy?" Chazz asked drily. – Summer Love, Summer Fears by Peach Wookie and 15Animefreak15

“You’re not the only girl who can shag a Marauder, you know,” Sirius said innocently.

You told them we shagged?”

Sirius looked startled and Remus looked rather uncomfortable. “You shagged Evans and you didn’t tell us, Prongs?”

“We didn’t shag!” James protested, his hands in the air.

Sirius looked curiously at Lily, and she adamantly shouted, “We didn’t!”

“Then why did you say—”

Because we didn’t shag!” - Late Night Adventure by falafel 90

“You are wonderful.” The sentence flowed from his mouth easily, and she could tell he truly meant it. And then—“And you really do have a spectacular body.”

“I concur!” Sirius shouted, and James looked ready to kill him.

“Don’t worry,” Remus, said, rolling up his right sleeve, “I’ll take care of it.” With that, Remus smacked Sirius on the back of his head, and Sirius sighed.

“I must learn to keep my big mouth shut,” he muttered to himself. - Rambles by falafel 90.

"Focus on your part of the game," said James. "I've scored twice as many points as you have. You as well, Shack. McKinnon, the fact that they've scored twenty nine shots should be embarrassing for you."

"What does it matter?" grumbled Adam. "It's all about the snitch at this point. We're not going to get a hundred and fifty points up, and for the love of Merlin, it's been more than five hours."

"McKinnon, you're running lines at practice if they score again," James snapped. "Damacus, nice beating... Mitchum, watch the fouls. You've got three more before they call you out."

"Yes, Potter."

"Ten seconds," Madam Hooch reminded them.

James turned to Ricki. "Find the damn snitch."

"I'll try."

The entire team groaned, knowing what was coming. "Excuse me?" asked James, his voice dangerously low.

"I mean..." Ricki croaked, paling, "I mean... yes, Potter."

"Better." James addressed the entire team. "It's never just about the snitch. Understand?"

"Yes, Potter," they chorused.

The team started to mount again. "You know, Prongs," said Sirius, "that was sort of hot."

"Not in the mood, Sirius." - The Life and Times by Jewels5

"I daresay you've been working to improve your potions..."

"Oh, no," said James quite seriously. "I've just had a lot of practice with Amortentia." Slughorn looked worried, and then softened as he realized the jest.

"Of course," chuckled the Potions' Master. "Of course, you're joking."

"He is not," Sirius quipped. "How do you think he's got all his girlfriends?" - The Life and Times by Jewels5

"You aren't enjoying the playful banter, Snaps?"

"Answer the question, James. And stop calling me that."

"I've never called you 'That.' Rather impersonal and vague... no one would know who I was talking about."

"James."

"Yes, That?" - The Life and Times by Jewels5

"Actually I thought we might as well take Lily after all."

"Ah, she used her womanly wiles to let her come, eh?"

"I don't have wiles," Lily called out in her defence, still not taking her eyes off the potion.

"Yes you do," both men replied at once. - Every Other Midnight - Kathryn's NomDePlume

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fingers crossed by hmionegrangr reviews
Lily had known she was doomed to fall for James Potter the moment her heart skipped several beats, as she watched the lanky dark-haired boy smirking at her from across the prefect's compartment. When seventh year pairs them as Head Boy and Girl, Lily concludes that fancying Potter was extraordinarily annoying, very poorly timed on her part and regrettably, rather inevitable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,737 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 4/13 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L.
Keeping Secrets by MissCaptivated reviews
It s not easy being Harry Potter and trying to keep your relationship with a famous quidditch star a secret from the rest of the wizarding world. It s even harder to keep it a secret from her brother, especially when said brother is your best friend and always tends to appear in the untimeliest of situations. Harry/Ginny, AU, After Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W.
they were zoomates by elanev91 reviews
Lily's on lockdown and, because she can't help herself, signs herself up for a whole bunch of extra (and free) work with her ad agency. Minerva, her boss, assigns a cheeky social media manager to her team to help her. Also, Marlene discovers TikTok (this is nowhere near as important to the narrative as its inclusion here suggests).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/29 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Minerva M., Marlene M.
Would You Be My Little Quarantine by celtics534 reviews
Moving was always stressful, but to be placed in a nationwide lockdown only a few weeks after moving was just too much for Ginny to think about. At least she had a fit neighbor keep her company... from two meters away, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,520 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/28 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Molly W. - Complete
Force of Habit by elanev91 reviews
Lily's been riding the same train back and forth to work for the last two and a half years and lowkey fancies the guy who sits one row up from her usual seat. TW: parent death discussed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,108 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Glimpse by tasha27 reviews
An L/J drabble Collection with the occasional Marauder thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 17,935 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
it wasn't a pity invite by elanev91 reviews
Part of the December "Winter Tropes" Jily challenge. Prompt: my family invites you to join our holiday meal as an obvious setup and omG i'm so sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2019 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Marlene M., Euphemia P. - Complete
We are here by elanev91 reviews
James Potter has just swept into the Premiership on a wave of Brexit outrage and, on his first night in office, a woman strolls out of his fire and tells him she's the Minister for Magic. She tells him not to worry, he'll never see her again unless something really serious happens. It goes, perhaps, without saying, that something really serious happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,547 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 3/29/2019 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Remus L., Alastor M. - Complete
The Right Track by B.C Daily reviews
When James is first handed the train ticket, his immediate reaction is to laugh openly in his father's face. [Muggle Train AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/2/2019 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Thirty, Flirty, and Aubergines by B.C Daily reviews
Bakery owner Lily is quite good at tempering her consumption of sweets…except when the treat comes in the form of one tall, sumptuous, messy-haired patron. [Bakery AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/25/2019 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Did You Mince Me?, or, an untitled holiday fic by elanev91 reviews
Lily hasn't seen James since she walked out on him five years ago - until, that is, she discovers his bakery on her Instagram explore page and, awkward or not, she has to go see about the mince pies that he's got all over his grid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Rise and Fall of the Extraordinary Jillysanschilly by elanev91 reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans are both wildly successful YouTubers and Sirius cannot believe that people ship them enough to write erotic fanfiction about them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/27/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Eligible by elanev91 reviews
Lily Evans, television producer with uTV, is moving into her second series with Eligible, the UK's newest dating show. After a strong (and morally questionable) first series on her part, she's been given the chance to work with this year's bachelor, James Potter. Unfortunately for James and Lily, these things hardly ever go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,715 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 6/3/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Marlene M., Benjy F. - Complete
I'm an Exhibitionist by elanev91 reviews
Lily Evans is taking her primary school class to the Natural History Museum for a tour - they're colossally late and her kids are driving her a bit mad, but luckily their tour guide is fit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Too Fic Too Furious by elanev91 reviews
The M25 needs to undergo massive emergency repairs and the entire motorway has been shut down for, well, probably the rest of eternity. Lily Evans was foolish enough to think she could make it through before the traffic properly started. She's absolutely dying of boredom when she spots the guy in the car opposite. Nonsense ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/20/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
baby, we were made out of sunshine by elanev91 reviews
Third and final instalment in the 'we could be gigantic' universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
the subtext and all the overtones by elanev91 reviews
Because I couldn't resist writing a smutty follow up to 'we could be gigantic' - and also I'm still trash for the Wombats (hence the title)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
we could be gigantic by elanev91 reviews
Lily and James have been best friends since they were kids. Uni, a band, a trip abroad, a few tours and a couple of albums later, things start to change. Half an email fic, half a regular ol' narrative. **Formatting is fucked on FF, so I recommend you go read this on AO3 (same username)**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Elevator Love Song by B.C Daily reviews
James unexpectedly finds himself trapped in a dodgy apartment elevator with Lily Evans. {Muggle AU}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/27/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Too Close by scared of clouds reviews
Five years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter is receiving death threats. Head Auror Christopher Vance needs to provide him with a protection detail, but given Potter's history of refusing to co-operate with the Ministry, who can he send? Harry/Ginny A/U. Cover art by Viria. Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,191 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Seven Day Epoch by sophiecassiethalia reviews
It all happens in a week. It's late September of your 7th year, and you have it all figured out. You're Head Boy and Girl and you're both doing well in all your classes, and perfectly happy dating different people. Except, there's a war, and the world is crumbling, there's a good chance you might die, and you're both completely ignoring the fact that you're in love with one another
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
These Things Unmake Us by elanev91 reviews
It's 2003. Lily's a foreign journalist in Afghanistan covering the war. She's travelling with the 1 Royal Anglian when her convoy is attacked and the lorry she's riding in explodes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Remus L., Alice L. - Complete
Ye Olde Smut Fic by elanev91 reviews
Student recruitment fairs suck, but never fear - Professor Evans and Professor Potter have figured out how to make it a little less annoying. Professor AU, Modern AU, Muggle AU. Smutty ridiculousness. Plot questionable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Another Damn Grocery Fic, Okay? by elanev91 reviews
Lily runs her father's grocery store and the guy she remembers from her childhood moves back into town. Thanks to petals for the brilliant prompt - "grocery store AU where Lily works the counter and he keeps buying things just to talk to her"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/12/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Slow Hands by elanev91 reviews
Sirius drug poor James out to the pub again. Luckily, he'll meet someone that makes his night a bit more entertaining. Just smut, my friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Frosty Happenings by elanev91 reviews
James swears that it isn't going to snow - as a meteorologist, he probably knows what he's talking about, right? Wrong. Thanks to the tumblr anon that requested some winter Jily x
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dueling by petals-to-fish reviews
They broke up at the end of Hogwarts and Lily now only thinks about James five times a day, maybe four if she's lucky, and everything is going fine until they are paired together in auror training class. NSFW. Written for the Tumblr August Jily Challenge. -Thanks Elle for the side hustle grammar check!-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Georgia Peach by elanev91 reviews
Lily Evans, lifelong New Yorker, is headed to the University of North Carolina for a job interview and she can't find the right god damn building. Lucky for her, southern belle James Potter is there to save the day. American AU, Modern AU, Muggle AU, University Professor AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,223 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 8/6/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Yeast I Can Do by elanev91 reviews
Dr Lily Evans had an absolute shit day at work. Luckily, there's a bakery nearby that offers a course that she hopes will take her mind off of things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,554 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Salmon Fishing in the Olympics by GhostOfBambi reviews
Modern Era AU. When Lily Evans seeks assistance from James Potter to avoid the attentions of a suitor who just won't take no for an answer, she accidentally lands them both on the front page of every gossip magazine in Britain. She should have thought about that before pretending to be the girlfriend of a famous athlete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,924 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/27/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Glastonbury by elanev91 reviews
Fic for Jily Challenge on Tumblr. Prompt: we're at a music festival and you crawled into my tent when drunk and fell asleep, now you've woken up bewildered and to be honest I should be more annoyed but you're just so good looking
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2017
Los Angeles, I'm Yours by elanev91 reviews
Lily and Marlene have ventured to sunny Venice Beach, CA to escape their British "summer" - their Airbnb host is pretty fit (and his mates aren't half bad either).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,340 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/10/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
One Direction on the A4 by elanev91 reviews
James and Lily are having quite the morning. James thinks a little nonsense might fix it. Modern AU, Muggle AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Broken Frame (EN) by gsales
"James comes even closer before he answers, and when he talks, I can feel his lips brushing mine. 'No.'" ONE-SHOT (Translation of my own story)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Call Me Maybe by elanev91 reviews
Lily Evans keeps running into this fit, black-haired, spectacled bloke in the aisles at Tesco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Favourite Colour by elanev91 reviews
Our Head Students get a bit carried away. There's no plot - this is literally just smut. I'm not even remotely sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/17/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Underground - Director's Cut by elanev91 reviews
Drabble collection from "The Underground" universe. So named because I'm the worst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 5/24/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Stop Flirting with the Talent by elanev91 reviews
Prompt: Lily as a stage performer of some sort, actress, ballet dancer, opera, musical etc. Debuts in her first show, where she has to cover her face/wear a mask the whole performance and no one knows who she is. She becomes a hit and is the critics golden child and james/marauders snag an exclusive tv/youtube interview for the first time ever with her. Thanks tumblr anon xx (smut)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Remus L., Marlene M. - Complete
Erotic Porridge by elanev91 reviews
Euphemia Potter thinks her doctor needs to go on a date with her son. This story is so named because I saw it somewhere, could not stop laughing, and my best friend professor-riddikulus hates it so much that I just had to. This story has nothing, literally nothing, to do with porridge. (I really should give my stories better names) - Muggle AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Euphemia P. - Complete
She's Thunderstorms by elanev91 reviews
Jily fic inspired by the Arctic Monkeys binge I went on recently. Muggle AU, Modern AU, Fancy Party AU (thing?). Smut - FF irritated me, so now this is a two shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Underground by elanev91 reviews
James and Lily are doing the fluffy things. Muggle AU, Mass Transit AU (lol not a thing?), Coffee Shop AU. This was supposed to be a one-shot, but my best friend is annoyingly convincing (and also I'm complete Jily trash). Now it's a multi-chap.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 95,564 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Sofa-king Fit by elanev91 reviews
Two new people move in across the hall and Lily gets locked out. Based on the "oops we have to share a bed" trope. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/18/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Dive by elanev91 reviews
Another Ed Sheeran inspired fic - James is in a band, Lily is thirsty af. Muggle AU, Met in a Pub AU (a thing?), Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/7/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Boning Wars by elanev91 reviews
James once accidentally walked in on Remus and Sirius in a very intimate moment. Sirius is determined to pay them back. All hell breaks loose. So called because @professor-riddikulus couldn't think of anything punnier and I happen to find this title childishly amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2017 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
A Year With Quil and Claire by genies9 reviews
A series of drabbles set over the course of a year in Quil and Claire's life. A sequel of sorts to The Experiment, though it's not required reading. Set nine months after that story ends.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 11/20/2007 - [Quil Jr., Claire] Jacob
This Is Your Captain Speaking by petals-to-fish reviews
During a layover in New York airline Captain James Potter meets passenger Lily Evans and the snowstorm leaves both Brits in an Empire State of Mind that could end with the two strangers falling in love faster than the snow falling onto the city that never sleeps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2016 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Internship by petals-to-fish reviews
Lily Evans hadn't assumed that she'd be two months into her internship and still be acting as a personal servant to the editor of the newspaper while simultaneously shagging the intern of the art director downstairs. Life was funny in that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Three Swipes, You're Out by twilightstargazer reviews
Sports star James Potter tries to pick Lily up on tinder. Lily Evans, a dedicated not sports fan is offended by the idea that someone thinks she wouldn't recognize James Potter's face. She laughs about it with her friends at a bar, until James Potter, who also frequents that bar, comes over to clarify that nope, he's on tinder, and he's definitely hitting on her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/14/2016 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seven Things by Apalapucian reviews
"James leans in. Lily hears the script crumple in his hands, but she doesn't look to check. His lips touch the corner of hers, a hand coming up to cup her face. He is moving. So. Maddeningly. Slow... She curses in her head, makes up about a hundred thousand excuses for the next second—and then grabs him down by the back of his neck and kisses him fully, desperately, fervidly." AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 986,893 - Reviews: 4775 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dance Fever by JMaxi reviews
Bella has been dancing for years. It's the only thing that's remained constant in her life, other than her mom and the fact that they never stay in the same place longer than two years. On hiatus while I make major changes to the story. It will be reposted as soon as possible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind Dating by MPPMaraudergirl reviews
Jily Muggle AU: After being set up on a blind date neither agreed to, Lily and James decide that fake dating and staging a horrendous breakup would be the perfect pay-back for their friends' scheme. But after a while, who can say what's real and what's fake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/24/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders, Marlene M. - Complete
Tracing Scars by realslytherinchick reviews
Lily and James decided to stay just friends at Hogwarts, and now Neville Longbottom is an orphan, Voldemort's missing, and Sirius is in Azkaban for killing Peter Pettigrew. James and Lily are the only ones left who can prove his innocence. If They Lived AU. Rated for smut and language. Cover art by Zeina.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Key Limes by cgner reviews
In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Buried Treasure and Transmogrify by Rienna Hawkes reviews
Lily Evans has spent years despising James Potter. He has spent just as long worshiping her. When seventh year pairs them Head Boy and Girl, each comes to realize that their judgment isn't quite what they thought it was. This is the same story that was over on Checkmated, but I completed it here. Prequel to Heroes for Ghosts. Warning: this story is a strong M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 169,505 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Severus S. - Complete
Come Back and Haunt Me by elliehigginbottom reviews
"Yes, thank you. You've saved me from a load of embarrassment." Ginny answered, as she righted herself and turned around. The man's hands were still close, making sure she didn't topple again. Her eyes travelled up those hands to his arms, to familiar looking shoulders that held a very familiar looking face. The face of a phantom. "Harry?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,987 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Auction by JK5959 reviews
Edward continues to torture himself by ignoring Bella after the Tyler incident, but his resolve to stay away from her is slowly fading. Will he finally get the push he needs to confess his true feelings when she enters herself in a charity auction? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,532 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Auror Training by B.C Daily reviews
Auror training is not quite what she expected. [AU Lily/James, Smut]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/30/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dangerous Crowds by CokeBottleK reviews
All Right, Evans?, Part II [7th year]: "As in all wars, life goes on." -HP/HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,188 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 300 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sunlit Days by HPPhoenix07 reviews
A compilation of mostly 100-word drabbles, though some are longer, of different moments involving Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
And the Wolves All Cry by monroeslittle reviews
AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Right, Evans? by CokeBottleK reviews
Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,798 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Points In the Right Direction by E.C. Spence reviews
James is still trying to win Lily's heart after seven years and is making no progress until a late night trip turns things around. Lily and James must discard the skewed images they've had of each other and come to realization that war changes everything. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,364 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by Lady Alinor reviews
How do you plan a wedding when the best man and the maid of honor are out for blood? After one of the nastiest breakups in Wizarding history, Hermione worries that Harry and Ginny will ruin her big day. Warning: rated M for sexual situations & language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13071 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5869 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Dancing Cheek to Cheek by chasinglaughter reviews
A collection of unrelated moments that mean nothing and yet everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 15,430 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scenes from a Hogsmeade Pub by B.C Daily reviews
The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tempestuous by Jasu reviews
"This is me Lily" He spoke with absolute conviction that thrilled her to the core, "This is me" And he smashed his lips to hers and Lily saw stars.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Hallway with Large Windows by Queen Nightingale reviews
It was wrong, the way that he wanted her and the way that his fingers were ghosting over her hips like raindrops in a sun shower and the way that her breathing was heavy and the way that she was pressed too close too close to him in the broom closet. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Message of Mistletoe by B.C Daily reviews
James reconsiders his views on mistletoe during the annual game of Christmas Eve Drunken Poker. LJoneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rainbow Alphabet Magnets by tasha27 reviews
Her hand flies to her mouth, her breath catching in her throat and she turns slowly, her eyes landing on him. James Proposes to Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry & Ginny In 100 Words by turkeyish reviews
A series of Harry/Ginny-centric 100-word drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Spin by chasinglaughter reviews
When the world was spinning, James Potter was my anchor. He kept me steady and sane and alive. He became my reason to keep on fighting, my reason to keep on living. If it weren't for him... I don't know where I would be right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Illusion of Sanity by Brindalyn reviews
When Bella's husband hires Edward Cullen as her new law firm partner she finds out just how much her marriage is missing, but how far is Bella willing to go to find the kind of love she wants and needs? Is she strong enough to take a chance on Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 206,875 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward - Complete
Snogging by Daily News reviews
Sometimes a kiss is a kiss and a snog is a snog. But sometimes it's more. L/J ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Foreshadowing and First Words by humanthesaurus reviews
A first look at Harry's facination with the color red. hopefully sweet. J/L & hinted H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
All That Matters by TinTime reviews
Sirius tries to help Lily and James after they get into a fight. J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
When It Rains by Ramenette reviews
Lily Evans always like the rain, but she never found a reason to love it until that dance with James Potter. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Let's Get Serious by Surelyyoujest
Lily finds herself struggling to get serious with James, so she pushes herself to bite the bullet and just do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Late Night by Tink508 reviews
Lily watches James from across the Common Room. Will she pluck up the courage and tell him of her feelings, or will she chicken out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Revenge by JPx3LE reviews
A oneshot of James and Lily, boyfriend and girlfriend, in the Common Room at 3 in the morning, not being able to sleep. Fluff! Pleeeaaase read and review :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scars by thecatisdead-getoverit reviews
A short oneshot of Harry and Ginny reconnecting after the war. My first H/G fic, so please read and be nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Summer Days Drifting Away by sheffers reviews
Summer and happiness have finally started to return to The Burrow along with the August sun. Harry and Ginny are enjoying teenage life without responsibilities but as the Hogwarts letters arrive, both realise that peace will not last long.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spontaneity by Ramenette reviews
“To be honest, Evans, sometimes you’re too serious. I add a bit of spontaneity into your life." "You're awfully shallow." "That's not exactly the reaction I was hoping for." LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Shattered Image by solitaireclay07 reviews
“Take a picture,” he suddenly says and, with a shaking finger, she presses down on the shutter. She stalls, taking the camera off of her neck as she watches the photo flutter to the ground.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Justice Will Be Served by Cant-get-enough-twilight reviews
Two lawyers meet unexpectedly, best friends become roommates, and friends become lovers. Who chooses whom and what will they decide?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,065 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Thrill of the Chase by carpetinflight reviews
All Harry wants is a chance to get Ginny back... but first, they'll have to escape the paparazzi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Enough by TinTime reviews
Days before the end of their 7th year Lily is upset and James tries to make it better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Happens In the Broom Closet by Sevs-heart reviews
Harry is ambushed while returning from Quidditch practice...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Only My Marauder by o.O.o.Maraudette.o.O.o reviews
Don't you dare, James." Somehow, only Lily's Marauder could completely destroy her mother's kitchen and still come off as a sweetheart and a perfect boyfriend. Included: walrus-in-a-tie and peanut allergies. And James being adorable. Lily's POV. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Touching You by luvscharlie reviews
Harry and Ginny spend a night without their children, after a very hectic day with them. Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Indulgence by Magglenagall reviews
A girl, a boy, and an enchanted boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In My Arms by Pyro'sBest reviews
Lily walks into the Head's dormitories to find James looking adorable asleep on the sofa. She can't resist temptation. Nothing good can ensue. Re-written, hopefully better version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Quidditch Ties by willowbabe reviews
Post D/H. Based on the artwork of ReallyCorking. "Harry gulped nervously, as his fiancée stalked towards him, broom in hand and with a strange glint in her eye. "
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Madera by shoret reviews
A cute little moment of Lily and James on their honeymoon. JP/LE Cover art link in my profile! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Engagement Intervened by icecoldkiss reviews
Ginny is enjoying a night of female freedom when Harry stops over to stop her engagement. I wonder what will ensue? SMUT/PWP. You've been WARNED people!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Quidditch Tribulations and Triumphs by swannygirl reviews
Ginny's Harpies tryouts did not turn out the way she had planned. Who is there to help and will the horrible day turn out okay in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
And Then He Kissed Me by AlmondJoyz reviews
Harry's kisses always have meaning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A PosterBoy, Just Like My Father by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
HBP Missing Moment. Remus recognizes similarities between Harry and James, including taste in girls. The Weasleys end up wondering if Harry could ever be suave or a model and ask questions about him, Cho and who he wants now. One-shot. Pre HG - Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Intern And The Vampire by Prime102805 reviews
Alice throws a Halloween party in her and Bella's apartment. There, Bella meets a handsome bronze haired man. Um, I suck at summaries...sorry. xD AU/AH I may change the title later. I'm not too fond of it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,960 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Butterbeer by HPPhoenix07 reviews
Her arms went around his middle, hugging him tight, and burrowing her face into his chest she mumbled the thought that had kept her awake until late at night for the past week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
So Much Better by TinTime reviews
Lily returns to the common room to find James waiting for her. Pure Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8401 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Of Quills and Kisses by tasha27 reviews
James asks Lily for a quill. A simple question leads to a thank you, which leads to an unexpected you're welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Vulnerable by chasinglaughter reviews
Sure, he might hide it with arrogance and cockiness, but, really, he’s so vulnerable when he’s with her. Lily Evans always manages to bring him down from the top of the world to lying down on the floor, trampled, with just one syllable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Double Dog Dare by shoret reviews
Snap shots of James and Lily's relationship through out their years at Hogwarts. “Are you scared Evans? C’mon just try it. I dare you.” Cover art link in profile! JP/LE Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mortification by amightypenguin reviews
Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Why I Hate Arithmancy by chasinglaughter reviews
I swear Professor Scalar has something against me. She asks me to stay to erase the board after class; when my hand is raised, she doesn't pick me, but when my hand isn't raised, she picks me. Plus she stopped me from ogling the Best Bum Ever. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Try, Trial, and Try Again by B.C Daily reviews
Spell engineering has never been so complicated than when an afternoon of trying and trialing leaves James and Lily in an interesting position. LJ-oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Attention by Ramenette reviews
She had no problem telling him no last year. It was amazing how so much could change in a year. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mornings by Ramenette reviews
James shook Lily gently on the shoulder and spoke to her gently and lovingly. “Wake up love; the sun came to see you”. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Yes, I do by Hazelmist reviews
"I hate you," she breathes into his ear. "No, you don't," he says huskily, locking gazes with her. The night that Lily and James finally come to an understanding…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2008 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Deserving by Ramenette reviews
She watched him, knowing she didn't deserve him. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He's No Prince Charming by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
As Lily walks down the aisle, she contemplates why she's marrying the fool waiting for her at the end of her little walk...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Drug by Ramenette reviews
You could call her his drug. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Show by Ramenette reviews
Well let's give him a show then". Snape should learn that staring isn't polite... LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Girl With The Glasses by LadyLush reviews
According to Sirius, James and Lily were a firework couple; explosive. In a restaurant, James sees Lily again, years after breaking up. His girlfriend gets told all about Lily but what happens when Lily comes up to them halfway throughout the story? R R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bon Voyage by Tara's folly reviews
Sisters, Bella,Rose&Alice take a cruise vacation to escape their mundane lives and jobs in Forks.They want a little fun with no strings attached, but get more than they bargained for when they meet Edward,Jasper&Emmett. T for some language&scenes. All hum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,548 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Royally Observant by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily is an obvious distraction to James. After a while, though, he runs out of the obvious and starts to see the not so obvious things about her. Such as her royal purple nail polish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - James P. - Complete
A Kiss at Midnight by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella has a crush on Edward Cullen, her friend, and as the New Year approaches Bella just wants the start the new year off right with a kiss from the one person she loves. continues slightly from Merry Christmas Bella R&R plez.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Like What You See by siriusly klutzy reviews
Instead of writing her essay, Lily Evans gets caught up in staring at James Potters backside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Daisy Blue reviews
A single touch, the brush of a hand or the gentle graze of a foot and he’s captivated all over again. [LJ Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Puddifoot's Valentine's Date by B.C Daily reviews
Tossing aside his manly pride, James decides to take Lily on her perfect Valentine's Day date at Madam Puddifoot's tea shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Six Degrees of Drunkenness by B.C Daily reviews
A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letting Go by Hazelmist reviews
It's hard to let go, it's even harder realizing that you can't. JamesLily Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2006 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Midnight Happenings by lannah reviews
Lily's having some trouble sleeping but of course, James is there to 'help' her. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Final Draft by gpoy reviews
One shot. Here, read this speech. I went through a lot of pains to get it. It belongs to a certain best man, who read it at a certain wedding. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Woes of Christmas Parties by B.C Daily reviews
Rushing off to her mother's dreadful annual Christmas party, Ginny remembers a certain Christmas party that changed her life forever. Written for Checkmated's Holiday Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Sharing the Blame by gpoy reviews
HG It's always the same, when going through something unpleasant, like dentist appointments, large piles of homework or say... detention, it's always good if you share it with someone, preferably someone you fancy. Fluffy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Box Work by gpoy reviews
HG, one-shot, fluffy! Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny get roped into helping the twins stock their shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Saturday Job by gpoy reviews
LJ : post Hogwarts : one-shot : fluffy. Lily makes some career choices. James acts on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2004 - James P., James P. - Complete
The New Year by scrummybunny reviews
Harry and Ginny muse, talk, and make a connection on New Year’s Eve. HarryGinny angsty fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Folding Laundry by gpoy reviews
HG, 1shot, postHogwarts, Fluffetyflufffluff! When Ginny returns to her flat from Vienna, she find her flatmate folding sheets. Who knew it could be so intersting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Jesus goes to Hogwarts by teh gr8 authur reviews
CHAPTER 4 IS UP! Bible Harry Potter crossover! What would happen if Jesus went to Hogwarts?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
The Very Last Minute by gpoy reviews
Finished James has a lot of things on his mind, apart from his problem with the Head Girl, there's a graduation ceremony and he's left thing's a bit late! LJ and stuffed with fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete