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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Sherlock.

UPDATE 6/28/2012: I seriously tried, but all my old old stories are on hiatus indefinitely, because I can not find the motivation to do anything with them. I apologize, and that said, I now bring you something new.


Hello there. This is my second account, taken up after family issues (read: an overbearing mother who started monitoring everything I wrote) forced me to find new lodgings on the internet. My old account, if you have interest in the atrocious (and yet entertaining) writing from my late middle school, early high school era, is called "LilMonkeyGirl", and houses several Naruto fanfics, which people seem to enjoy to this day. This account here, which you are looking at, was formerly "N.S.DarkAngel", though I hold no love for the name anymore, and have such changed it to something I hold more dear.

Though I would like to write more, life dislikes me, and as such, I currently live with a dearth of writing motivation. I've been dabbling about in fandoms now for a while, and am hoping to more or less be seduced by one (BBC Sherlock is currently working for me).

For things that have nothing to do with fanfiction (i.e., poetry, short stories, photographs [of kittens, sometimes]), I will shamelessly advertise—find me here: http://nearaofdesiadora.deviantart.com/

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 3,806 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Divergent Paths by Pakmai reviews
John wakes up to find himself in the past. His past. With some minor differences. And worst of all - no Sherlock. Will they be able to find each other again? If they do, will it be business as usual, or will some sparks turn into flames? Or will things be too different, keeping the two apart permanently? University!Sherlock, Sherlock/John. NOW COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,779 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/5 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Positive by whitchry9 reviews
When John finds out Sherlock is ill, he has to make sure. Really, absolutely sure. And for a while, it's okay, because medicine has advanced to the point where Sherlock isn't going to die any time soon. But when Sherlock takes a sharp downward turn, he asks John to do one last thing for him. FEELS ABOUND. Not using warnings because spoilers, but there are some. 32 chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,298 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wedding Rehearsals by Alice Foxworth reviews
"Don't worry, Mary, I've been tutoring him." "He did, you know. Baker Street, behind closed curtains!" SEASON 3 SPOILERS (minimal) Inspired by a Tumblr post and the actual show coinciding by complete coincidence. John takes dancing lessons from Sherlock in anticipation of his wedding to Mary Morstan
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Each Heart by Katelyn Isilhin reviews
*SPOILERS FOR EMPTY HEARSE* Right after the events of Empty Hearse, John, when dropping by 221B, accidentally sees the still-healing injuries from Sherlock's torture session. Character study, slight angst, mostly hurt/comfort. I felt like there needed to be a scenario for John finding out how much Sherlock had been through. Clean, as always. Please Read and Review!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Those Things Will Kill You by Valkyrie Of The Dead reviews
Tiny TEH-Spoiler at the end. Inspired by a post on tumblr - ' "those things will kill you" How much money do you want to bet that those were the first words Greg said to Sherlock ever? When Sherlock was a drug addict and Greg found him somewhere' Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/2 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Icy Conditions by Dayja reviews
A cabbie picks up an unusual passenger one freezing night. He has no coat, a big bruise on his forehead, and seems a bit confused before he rushes off into the darkness. What is a cabbie to do but follow?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
I Hear Those Voices That Will Not Be Drowned : The Cold Song Series by eldritchhorrors reviews
Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,607 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
A study in tight leather trousers and stripping by InvisibleBlade reviews
tashaturtletwentytwo prompted me : alternate meeting: pole dancing sherlock OR sherlock riding a motorbike (in hopefully very tight leather trousers)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Toy Soldier by ineffablediann reviews
Do we really want to know what Sherlock does when he disappears from the flat? JLC-Gift Xchange 2012, Cross-dressing, Drag-queens, Clubbing, Stag do's, Pole dancing, Crack (but oh so good), Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Harlotte Claire (OC), Sherlock Holmes, Dimmock, Greg Lestrade, John Watson
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Obedience by jessa-beth reviews
Sherlock's submissive fantasies finally come to light, and begin an intense relationship of ownership and obedience between him and his army doctor. M Johnlock kink.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Curved Mirror by Maelynn Meep reviews
"The first time Captain Martin Creiff heard the name Sherlock was in a shop on Baker Street." Wherein Martin's appearance reminds them of the one they lost.
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Cabin Pressure, John W. - Complete
Electric Potential by pygmymeese reviews
It's not clear why everyone in the world suddenly gets a ghost only they can interact with. All John Watson knows is that he's stuck with a brilliant, if smug, ex-consulting detective, and that life is definitely looking up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Way Things Are by JezebelGoldstone reviews
John decides to open his third drawer. It's time. Johnlock. Written for the f*ckyeahjohnlockfanfic Red Pants Competition on tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Hand by Maelynn Meep reviews
"A hand. Fingers. Carding through his hair. His mind registered the sensation vaguely, world far too fuzzy, like the lining of one of John's comfiest looking jumpers." Fluff. Sherlock whump to a degree. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fractured by radculas reviews
Someone wants Sherlock Holmes to break down. The consulting detective must fight for his sanity until help arrives. But by the time John, Lestrade and Mycroft finds Sherlock...he's completely cracked. This is how he spiraled to insanity. WARNING: Tortures
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,719 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You're not dead by amurderousravinglunatic reviews
Some time after Reichenbach, Sherlock returns and finds the emotionally bruised John Watson. But after one curiosity leads to another, will their bond be broken or become stronger than ever? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,446 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cumulonimbus Calvus by Idlewild reviews
Of course Sherlock would never let anyone know he has a phobia. Anyone, that is, except John. One stormy day, John comes home to find Sherlock shaking behind the sofa, and it turns out he is absolutely terrified of thunder. John is there to comfort him. Can be read as canon or pre-Johnlock, depending on slash-goggle adjustment.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Light Another's Path by BeautifulFiction reviews
Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John's care, will he realise that there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his own health for the sake of the case. Eventual J/S hurt/comfort case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 131,223 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What She Saw by StillWaters1 reviews
There were several theories as to how Sherlock would react to John's death. But Molly didn't theorize. She saw.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Tiny by ipikachooseyou reviews
Mycroft is left home alone to watch Sherbeard the Pirate. Subsequently, Tiny-Sherlock happens.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
To Poisons and Their Antidotes by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by BeautifulFiction reviews
"One flick of ever-changing eyes – blue, green, silver – and the world has no secrets." A study of what a variety of Sherlock characters see, and what they observe. Five 221bs. Sort of Post Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dancing With Sherlock For Beginners by immaculately-flawed reviews
Sherlock teaches John how to ballroom dance. Just some fluff with a dash of pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Murder Is Make Believe by immaculately-flawed reviews
Oh God, little children and Sherlock. John really hoped the parents didn't make him pay for therapy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Asperger's by Maelynn Meep reviews
Based on a line in "Hounds of Baskerville" and some theories by those who study the canon. Obviously features autistic!Sherlock, which is just the same as Sherlock!Sherlock. Just saying.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
What Comfort I Can Give by Lastew reviews
When Sherlock pushes himself too hard, he gets headaches. What can John do to help the man he loves? Just a bit of fluffiness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'm Not Scared, Sherlock by NotFlyingWithOtters reviews
Written for this prompt: John is terminal and Sherlock has to look after him until his last days. T for mentions of sickness and suicide. WARNING: Character Death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Is Not The One You Should Worry About by AllesandraQuartermaine reviews
Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Something More Tangible by Tellytubby101 reviews
Sherlock died and left John everything, including his skull. Not the one on the mantlepiece. The one in his head. One shot. GEN or squint to see Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
FILE STATUS: DELETED by Tellytubby101 reviews
Things that Sherlock deleted from his mind when he really shouldn't have. One shot. Implied Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4443 - Favs: 10,346 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
After Mary Died by Manzy reviews
Death changes people. When John's wife Mary passes suddenly, both men are surprised by the changes that occur as time marches on. Very mild slash. First fic in a long time and first fic in this universe, so thoughts are most welcome!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
An Unexpected Life by Rainy Season reviews
What starts out as a simple gift for Naruto turns complicated when Sasuke unknowingly receives it. Now his and Naruto's lives are changed in ways they never thought possible. NaruSasu, mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Drowning by Dayja reviews
Sherlock has never learned to swim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Where Did All These Dominicans Come From? by shiningbrood reviews
One-shot. SPOILERS! Golden Mongoose-centric. From the book The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz. The Golden Mongoose is not pleased with Oscar's latest development, but is willing to lend a helping hand, regardless.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2010
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 5,411 - Follows: 5,525 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Attraction by gelfling reviews
SasuNaru, NaruGaara, slight KakaSasu, yaoi. Naruto embraces his demonic roots, and Sasuke's his 1 enemy and dream. Blood, DARK, angst, lime, non-fluff introspective. And a bag of chips. Push something too hard, and it will break or bite back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,219 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2003
Searching For A Black And White Paradise by xLemonPepperx reviews
Sasuke, a life long sufferer of Cone Monochromic disease causing him to only be able to see shades of grey. Sometimes, it’s what’s beneath the colour that counts. White doesn’t always mean innocent… NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
Yellow Strings by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto and Sasuke compare their needle-point skills. mild SHOUEN AI
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 231 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Seven Things That Didn't Happen to Team 7 by Diva-esque reviews
These things didn't happen to Team 7, but one should have.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
That Night, in the Hotel Room by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2005
Something Like Home by Perfections-Cat reviews
Relationships, like the hand of fate, have a horrid habit of shifting directions. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
The Virtue of Victory by Chevira Lowe reviews
Cliche as crackers. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, birthdays, symbolism, fluff and Come, Come Paradise. (NaruSasu, one-shot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Climb a Little Higher by Chevira Lowe reviews
When all is said and done, all that's left is to live. NarutoSasuke fluffy drabble-thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2005
Damaetas by pellaz reviews
SasuNaru. Set postseries. Orochimaru has taken Sasuke's body, and Naruto hunts him while dealing with such obstacles as training his first genin team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,235 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
Running Backwards by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Sasuke fails to be stupid like in the manga. [Alternate ending]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2004
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A Speech Act reviews
John Watson considered himself to be a fairly ordinary man with a fairly ordinary life. That was, of course, until he moved in with Sherlock Holmes, a mute man who claims the self-made title of "Consulting Detective".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
New Script reviews
They need a replacement. Kiba knows a guy. And so, you are invited into the world of a band in its infancy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Friend To You reviews
As Naruto grew up, he had no friends. In a present day world, see just how he and his friends meet and what comes after. Yes, this is reposted, but it has been added to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling reviews
Life is like falling; no control, but no regrets. a practice in character writing NaruSasu yaoi, people, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Games And Theories reviews
Sakura and Ino always have their own new ideas and sometimes Naruto just can't ignore an issue. Especially one involving his best friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete