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Joined 02-11-08, id: 1497997, Profile Updated: 04-17-12
Author has written 18 stories for Get Backers, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Saiyuki, Psych, 9, Titus, Due South, Ironman, and Teen Wolf.

Disclaimer for all chapters of all stories: I do not own anything that is licensed by anyone else. I have not copyrighted any of these contents. I am using these characters and settings in non-profit fair-use ways. I am the author of all fanfiction material. None of it has a beta.

Please leave comments in reviews or PM me to tell me of any mistakes I have made in my stories so they can be corrected.

Moi, kulta! My name is Stitchpunk! I actually do sew by hand and everything! No silly sewing machines for me. o\n/o

I am currently busy doing some IRL things like school and some other writing on a book and learning seriously THREE FRIGGIN' LANGUAGES ON MY OWN!!! XD XD I am SO good! *wipes brow* ikr? Holy wow. But it's fun, so w00t for me even though it's difficult to no end. So then, I may not update or post for a little while, but hang in there, kiddies! I AM planning to update eventually, ESPECIALLY ON 6x5!! It might just take a while. Hope you stick with me while I finish up all this shizz offline, and come back later to read the next chapters!

When I get inspiration, I do write quickly in small bursts, so it's likely that I'll have new things up sporadically, but nothing is going to be stable ever.

10. maaliskuuta 2011

--A Natural Progression, Natsumi's Bet and Ginji's Perquisite, Never Alone

21. maaliskuuta 2011

--Even Worth Knows Gingers Are Adorable

29. maaliskuuta 2011

--Pleasant Memories - From his Baka Saru

4. huhtikuuta 2011

--Pleasant Memories - From his Perfect Sun

20. huhtikuuta 2011

--Sudoku Heaven

27. huhtikuuta 2011

--6x5 - That Boy

5. toukokuuta 2011

--6x5 - Some Trip, 6x5 - Those Visions, 6x5 - He's Stuck, 6x5 - I'm Staying, 6x5 - It's Normal

17. toukokuuta 2011

--6x5 - I'm Happy, 6x5 - In Trouble, 6x5 - You Help, 6x5 - Not Safe, 6x5 - That's Me, 6x5 - Much Swearing

3. kesäkuuta 2011

--6x5 - How Enlightening

16. kesäkuuta 2011

--Our Stupid Idiot

28. heinäkuuta 2011

--Clippings from the Family Album - Avoidance, Clippings from the Family Album - The Music Inside the Room, Clippings from the Family Album - Children and Family, Clippings from the Family Album - Pelly Bay, Starve a Fever - Grumpy, Starve a Fever - Delirious, Starve a Fever - Doctor, Starve a Fever - Butterfly Killer

31. heinäkuuta 2011

--Starve a Fever - Alive, Starve a Fever - Gotta Go, Starve a Fever - Work, Starve a Fever - Bath, Starve a Fever - Thatcher, Starve a Fever - Francesca

3. elokuuta 2011

--6x5 - It's Working

4. elokuuta 2011

--God and Turtles

22. elokuuta 2011

--Hard Light - Jarvis Can Serve, Hard Light - Jarvis Can Play

24. elokuuta 2011

--Down to a Pseudoscience - In the Beginning, Down to a Pseudoscience - there was hope for the future

26. elokuuta 2011

--Hard Light - Jarvis Can Help, Hard Light - Jarvis Can Emote

20. syyskuuta 2011

--Hard Light - Jarvis Can Swim, Hard Light - Jarvis Can Tinker, Light Bee, Jarvis Can Contemplate

23. lokakuuta 2011

--Loveliness - It's okay, we have pie, Loveliness - It's okay, we have chocolate

8. huhtikuuta 2012 - Hyvää Pääsiäistä!

--Bad Memories

9. huhtikuuta 2012

--Reminiscing

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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 274,111 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Reasonable to Assume by Saucery reviews
Stiles and Derek raise a baby together. Or Stiles raises a baby; Derek just hangs around and panics.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,276 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
The Call by Jode94 reviews
Castiel gets prank called. EDIT: Now with beta!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Whose Feather is This? by Druxy Kexy reviews
Set a few years after the end of season five, Dean and Castiel are married and living in suburbia. Castiel wants to adopt a child but Dean's become restless with being tied down. A knock on the door changes everything. Romance/Drama/Humor
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Monstrous Thing by Saucery reviews
Derek is a high school teacher out to make a difference. Stiles is... just different.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
5 times Cas slipped into Dean's dreams uninvited by Dimwit Cynic reviews
...and one time he didn't. Castiel did not get off on watching people sleep, but Dean's guess was pretty close. Dean/Cas slash. M for good reason. AU/jossed post-S6.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
What I've Overcome by Cuboid reviews
The souls are back in Purgatory and now the Winchesters have a blind, ex-angel on their hands.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,238 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lampshaded by Saucery reviews
Stiles Stilinski does "Aladdin and the Lamp". Derek, by the way, is his genie.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Core Of My Addiction by Cuboid reviews
After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Suite Life of Stiles and Sourghost by Saucery reviews
Derek is a ghost. Stiles is his anchor.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Pop Culture Reference by ThirstySatyr reviews
Geoffrey Stilinski over hears someone threaten his son's car. Stiles explains over dinner – not that "explains" means that it makes any sense. worst summary ever.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sheriff Stilinski, Stiles - Complete
Le Freak by Saucery reviews
Dean freaks out about the gay crush his angel has on him. Warning: This is COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
His Words Were Pearls by Saucery reviews
Stiles gets a proposal. Derek doesn't punctuate like normal people.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Nightwatchers by Saucery reviews
Derek isn't exactly Batman. Stiles isn't exactly Robin. Still, somehow, they make it work.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Extraordinary Measures by Saucery reviews
Dean Winchester and his angel boyfriend travel to Britain and vanquish a Dark Lord. A Harry Potter crossover!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
A Kind of Poverty by Saucery reviews
Castiel thinks about touch. Specifically, about touching Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
My Throat, Your Teeth by Saucery reviews
Resistance is futile. Or, Stiles discovers that it's better to let the crazy werewolf have his way.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Not the Origin, But the Source by Saucery reviews
Castiel masters the art of obliviousness. Dean masters the art of displacement. A sequel to "Wear Thy Form," which can be found in my profile.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Wear Thy Form by Saucery reviews
Castiel has a new vessel. Dean... has a mental breakdown.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Night in Purgatory by Saucery reviews
Stiles has difficulty sleeping whilst in the company of a werewolf. Surprise!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Dib's Keep Out by cupidity11 reviews
His journal holds all the secrets of a tale after the death of his enemy. What will Dib do now that his life has just become meaningless? Or has it? Mild ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
For the Time Being: The Lodger by Aietradaea reviews
Plot bunny stew for Brownbug, in the form of an AU of season 5's "The Lodger" - with the Master added in the name of fun and angst. Enough said, I think.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,205 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - The Master, Craig O., 11th Doctor - Complete
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Reminiscing reviews
Ficlet. Sterek. Established relationship. Stiles finds Derek thinking about about Laura on her birthday and stays with him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Bad Memories reviews
Easter fic. Sterek. Established relationship. Every year, the sheriff of Beacon Hills helps out with the local church's Easter egg hunt. His son does, too. Stiles ropes Derek into stuffing eggs. A conversation with Coach Finstock about Hale's past ensues.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Loveliness reviews
"Well...I never said I wasn't still terrified of him. But...I do want it..." Part 1: Ginji and Akabane are somehow together and Ban finds out. Part 2: Ginji gets hurt and Akabane feels guilty. But it's okay. There's still some sushi left in the fridge.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ginji, Akabane - Complete
Jarvis Can Contemplate reviews
Side story to Hard Light. What happens when Jarvis realizes he could very well be alive?
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Jarvis, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Light Bee reviews
A separate set of chapters to Hard Light involving pre-slash, so the rating doesn't go up on that one.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Jarvis, A. E. Stark/Tony
Hard Light reviews
"How did you make it?" "Well, sir, first I fried the eggs-" "The body, Jarvis." When Jarvis shows up in Tony's workshop with a tangible body, one has to wonder, what can he do now? So far, he can serve, play, help, emote, swim, and tinker.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jarvis, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Down to a Pseudoscience reviews
When Shawn is shot, it's up to the detectives at the SBPD to find out what happened. Who would be out for a simple psychic, and why target this one?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
God and Turtles reviews
In which Ray realizes he loves Benny and Benny knew all along.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Ray K., Benton F. - Complete
6x5 reviews
"I think I made a new friend," Five said as he loaded an arrow into the bolt channel. "Oh? Who?" "Six." There was a silence. He looked up and found Two smiling knowingly at him. -Reincarnated, they must find the secret of their past helped by 6's visions.
9 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - 5, 6
Starve a Fever reviews
Remember how when he thought he got teargassed, Ray suddenly got every symptom Fraser listed off? Well, imagine if he actually had something wrong with him. Ray gets a fever so bad he becomes delirious. It was bad enough when he had hypothermia.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Benton F., Ray K.
Clippings from the Family Album
"It's past midnight..." Ray said a quarter of an hour later. "We should get to bed soon." "Just a few more minutes," Benny said quietly. "I like this song." "There's no music playing anymore Benny." Snippets of life after the series end.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,619 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Benton F., Ray K. - Complete
Our Stupid Idiot
"You may not know this, but Dave didn't have a great life before me and Dad got a hold of him." Titus talks about why Dave lives with them instead of his birth parents. Mentions of child neglect. A nice little story about getting better.
Titus - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Sudoku Heaven reviews
"Shawn had been quiet for the last half hour. Carlton had gotten mad and screamed at him after the fifth time his Coke was Mentoed. The first five minutes he had assumed were spent sulking, but now he wasn't so sure." Because Shawn likes sudoku. Ficlet.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Pleasant Memories reviews
"Did you know that even though nobody but me can see them, I still have chains on my wrists from being locked up? No one can ever know, not even my perfect sun." Thoughts concerning each other. Love can be true, secret, and known. 93 39
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Even Worth Knows Gingers Are Adorable reviews
"The first time Worth met Hanna was in the autumn. And he was holding his own guts in with his hand. Worth sighed." A possible way for Hanna and Worth to have become friends.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth - Complete
Never Alone reviews
"The first time I saw Ban-chan...really saw him...was the day he told me to leave. Get out of Mugenjou. Save myself and everyone around me. He could see what I felt so clearly and funnel it into the right conclusion." Alternative first meeting.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Ginji, Ban - Complete
Natsumi's Bet and Ginji's Perquisite reviews
"Ginji had to stop himself from giggling when he saw Ban-chan watching him. But he had to stay serious. He had to stay strong. He had to stay as sexy as possible. He had everything riding on this hour." A less serious look at Ban and Ginji's first kiss.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Ginji, Ban - Complete
A Natural Progression reviews
"The first time I kissed Ban-chan, the look on his face was priceless. The looks on everyone's faces! He was about to get his ass kicked, and he did look really cute at the moment, so I figured, why not?" A less serious look at Ban and Ginji's first kiss.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Ginji, Ban - Complete
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