Author has written 46 stories for Scrubs, Harry Potter, Animorphs, Bones, 3rd Rock from the Sun, House, M.D., High School Musical, RENT, Torchwood, Heroes, Night at the Museum, Mighty Boosh, Across the Universe, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, and Twilight.
So, here's the deallio. I just got a new Macbook Pro and I have this word processing program called Pages. Unfortunately, this website does not support Pages documents. FOR ANY AND ALL NEW FANFICS PLEASE GO TO MY PROFILE ON ARCHIVEOFOUROWN(dot)ORG. MY USER NAME IS TOMATOPUDDING
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Hey hey everybody! So, I've been into fanfiction since long before I knew what fanfiction was. When I was little, my friend and I used to play a game where we were mages in the Circle of Magic series (she always claimed dating Briar before I could get to it so my character was boyfriend-less) and I even wrote down a story starring myself as one of the Powerpuff Girls (Cheetah Lady! Mrrow!). When I first found ou about this site it was like a dream come true in that chorus singing halleluyah kind of way. My first fanfiction love was Harry Potter (I got introduced to it by my friend who showed me slashpervert on livejournal.com and I fell in love) followed quickly by House MD and Bones. So I am a huge huge huge huge HUGE fan of slash (yaoi, shonen ai, m/m, whatever you want to call it) and I'm always looking for new pairings (though you'll see below that I have quite a few already). Every time I get into a show, I like to come on here and collect all the slash fiction for it that I can!
So that's my fanfiction history. Here's a bit more about me:
NAME: Michal/Mimi/Mischa/Lady M/Rosie/Millie
LIVE IN: Denver, Colorado
BORN IN: Buffalo, New York
RELIGION: Jewish, but I don't believe in god
ZODIAC: Scorpio. That's what I was before they added a thirteenth zodiac sign and I don't care if I'm not anymore. So there.
MUSIC: John Barrowman, musicals, Blue Gillispie, Lucas Grabeel, jazz, Anthony Rapp, R.E.M., Dethklok, Rammstein, Drake Bell
MOVIES: Dead Poets Society, Milk, High School Musical 1 through 3, Hot Fuzz, CATS, RENT, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, Little Miss Sunshine, Mission to Mars, Lord of the Rings, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Mysterious Skin, Memento, Star Trek, The Spirit, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sherlock Holmes
TV SHOWS: Torchwood, Doctor Who, Chuck, Heroes, Medium, Scrubs, Better Off Ted, Lost, Grey's Anatomy, 3rd Rock From the Sun, That 70s Show, Roseanne, Phineas and Ferb, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, adult swim, Mighty Boosh, Bones, House
BOOK SERIES: Harry Potter, Animorphs, Circle of Magic
ACTORS: Zachary Quinto, Hugh Laurie, Robert Sean Leonard, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu, Stephen Fry, Simon Pegg, Robin Williams, Anthony Rapp, Idina Menzel, Tracie Thoms, Adam Pascal, Taye Diggs, Jesse L. Martin, Rosario Dawson, Wilson Jermaine Heredia, Orlando Bloom, Daniel Radcliff, Seth MacFarlene, Seth Green, Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Liza Minelli, Judy Garland, John Barrowman, Gareth David-Lloyd, David Tennant, Burn Gorman, Kai Owens
Other fanfic profile (remove spaces): archiveofourown . org /users /tomatopudding /profile
Works in Progress (to be posted once completed)
Votum non Animadverto nuTrek, Spirk, mpreg
See ONESHOT Two different POV that aren't so different. Slash if you read it the right way.
Mint Chocolate It's no secret that JD loves chocolate. JD/Perry one-sided kind of
Stages The five stages of greif. A/N: Overdone, I know, but it's a good chance to do some PCA. JDox
My Meiosis A normal day in the life of JD the chromosome. For biology, we had to write about meiosis in story format. So, of course, I wrote mine in the format of a Scrubs fanfic. I guess you could call it kind of a crack!fic.
Best Mistake Ever Remus makes a dicision. Sirius reacts.
Homo Sapian Ax gets stuck as a human. slight slash perhaps pre-slash
Secrets Zack Addy/Jack Hodgins SLASH Angela could never find out.
Being Because of One Night A how-they-got-together fic. Chapters are very short. SLASH Jack Hodgins/Zack Addy
Where's Zack? companion piece to "Here's Zack" Zack has gone missing and the rest of the team is worried.
Here's Zack companion piece to "Where's Zack?" Zack Addy's POV of the events.
He Lied I wrote this with a Zack/Hodgins pairing in mind. He said we would be forever. He said his heart would always belong to me. He lied.
Goodbyes The scene in the diner when they say goodbye to Zack before her goes back to the asylum. Pairing: slight Zack/Hodgins Spoilers: 4x04 The Perfect Pieces in the Purple Pond
Capture My name is Jack Hodgins and I am going to die. Very angsty and sad Hodgins-centric fic. No pairing.
And What She Found There Just a little oneshot on how Hodgins' mother found out. Zack/Hodgins
3rd Rock From the Sun
Experiment A/N: No idea where this came from, it just popped into my head. Read it, or don't. Flame if you want to. Summary: It's just an experiment. Harry/Tommy. SLASH
Release Just a little something I wrote between seasons 4 and 5, so it disregards season 5. Warnings: Character death by suicide. House thinks about what would happen if he died.
Four Things House Found Out About Wilson and one he didn't Title is kind of self-explanitory.
Sometimes Summary: Sometimes I imagine Pairings: Kutner/House one sided, House/Wilson established
You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Recieves Fluff and a wedding. House/Wilson
The Rainbow of James Wilson Wilson's life was filled with colour. A set of drabbles each with a certain colour as the theme. House/Wilson if you squint
Float "Drugs are marvelous—it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted" E. Jean Carroll. Sometimes, he just had to get away
The Difference Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital was like hot pink nail polish.
His Jealousy Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. House muses on why he hates Wilson's wives. One-sided House/Wilson
Coincedence AU. When you donate, you can't decide who it goes to. Kutner makes a donation to the sperm bank with unforseen results.
The Sweetness of Insanity Wilson runs out of sugar while baking. Next time, he should just call. Fluff. House/Wilson established
Fund Raiser The talent show was all Kutner's idea. Disregards 5x20 "Simple Explanations"
High School Musical (my guilty pleaseure)
Talent It's East High's annual talent show and Sharpay wants to sing with Troy…duh. Eventual Chad/Ryan
Boo! During senior year, Taylor and Gabriella decide that East High needed a Halloween Party. Costumes required. Chyan slash.
Where Are They Now? It's been years since graduation and nobody is where they expected to be. Contains Troyella, past Chaylor, and Chyan
Empty There was nothing. My first Torchwood fic. MAJOR spoilers for all of "Children of Earth".
Theatre of the Absurd A conversation between Jack and Ianto written in the style of Theatre of the Absurd.
Copacabana: At the Copa AU.His name was Jack, he was a show boy. A Jack/Ianto story to Barry Manilow's "Copacabana"
Four times Jack told Ianto he loved him ...and once he didn't.
Life is a Cabaret AU. Jack Harkness is an American writer searching for inspiration in Berlin, Germany in 1931. But as the Nazi threat grows stronger each day, everybody begins to feel the pressure, even Jack.
These Lives We Lead AU. Jack Harkness is the most popular boy in year 13 – if not the entire school. When a new boy is transferred there, things start to get a little more complicated… eventual Janto
Alphabet City Alphabet A look into our favourite Bohemians' lives. There will be a ficlet for each letter of the alphabet. Hopefully, I'll be able to post one wach day until I'm finished. Canon pairings.
Between the Rhythm of Hello and What The government has finally figured out a way to change a person's DNA. A group of average people are chosen to be "changed". As their abilities grow, one man by the name of Gabriel Gray finds himself being consumed by his power. Slash. Mylar.
Night at the Museum
The End The end was near, of this Jedidiah was certain. Takes place during the first movie, Jed/Oct
The Mighty Boosh
Snapshots Forty ficlets spanning Vince and Howard's relationship. Howard/Vince ranging from friendship to love
Across the Universe
Tradition NOT ACTUALLY AtU FIC. REAL BEATLES FIC. My tribute to John Lennon on today, the 30th anniversary of his assassination.
Scrubs/House: Changes What if our favourite doctors from Sacred Heart were flown in to Gregory House's new team? This is my view on their first meeting.
House/Bones: It Couldn't Please Me More When House takes on the case of an FBI agent, Kutner gets more than he bargained for when the meets the agent's partner and, more specifically, her assistant. SLASH
Twilight/House: Remake of Twilight Crack!fic I wrote with paramorefan when we were really bored one day. Garmmar and spelling errors are intantional.
Torchwood/Might Boosh RPF: Strange Happenings They thought it was just a holiday in Wales, a peaceful few days for Noel and Julian at the Comedian Convention. And then they met Janet. The only problem? Janet's not exactly human. A Torchwood/Mighty Boosh RPF crossover. Jack/Ianto Noel/Julian
Ideas (of which there are many and I am open to co-writers if something really strikes your fancy) (although, I doubt that anyone will actually read this part...)
Thoroughly Modern Ianto Torchwood. The story of the movie-musical Thoroughly Modern Millie with the Torchwood characters. Casting is already done.
Torchwood. The story of the movie Bicentennial Man with Jack as Andrew
Star Trek 2009. What if Spock had gone to the Vulcan Science Academy?
Codename Kids Next Door. High school senior year. 1/4
House, the Musical House, MD (obviously). The songs are (mostly) written and the plot (mostly) thought out. House/Wilson
Codename Kids Next Door. First Meeting
Whose Line is it Anyway? A reunion after Drew's weight loss
Mighty Boosh. A set up like in "Power of the Crimp" Vince: I went to the doctor the other day and he confirmed the worst. Vince is actually dying.
Mighty Boosh. What happens on the roof, stays on the roof. An aftermath of "Party"
Top Gear S12E2. Spending the night in the 'bego. Jeremy/James/Richard
Mighty Boosh. howard is afraid of flying
Top Gear. While filming, Hammond has an accident and actually forgets how to drive a car. www . youtube . com / watch?v= NSseCw6-iFk &feature=related
Big Bang Theory. Howard and Sheldon are kidnapped. Sheldon realizes the importance of friendship and Howard realizes he loves Raj. Howard/Raj
Big Bang Theory/Heroes. Our favourite geniuses discover their abilities
Torchwood. Jack is a musican and Ianto is his manager. Love ensues.
Torchwood. On their own, Gwen Cooper and Jack Harkness were good, but when their mustual agent (the Tenth Doctor) brings them together for a rom-com film, the movie business as changed forever and one of the best partnerships is created. Ten years later, the estranged actors are brought together again to make one last movie, but things aren't as they once were. Includes Jack falling in love with Gwen's brother Ianto.
Ed Edd 'n Eddy. Ed/Edd/Eddy. Balance
House/Torchwood. Jack Harkness is a friend of the Kutner family. When Lawrence Kutner kills himself, Jack takes Ianto to the states to share condolences. But things aren't as they seem when it comes to Kutner's death
Torchwood. The story of Tim Burton's A Corpse Bride told with TW characters
High School Musical Next to Normal. AU. Tryan. Sharpay plays Natalie and thinks that she will get with Troy, who plays Henrey. Troy, however, has his eyes on the guy who plays Gabe, Sharpay's twin brother Ryan
Doctor Who/Buffy. Giles is a former companion.
Torchwood. Set a few months after series 2. A young Time Agent shows up in Cardiff. Her mission? Kill Jack Harkness. But this Time Agent (named Emilié, or Emmy for short) has a secret that may stop her from completeing her mission.
Bones/NCIS. Overdone, I know. Bones and Booth get a case where the victim turns out to be a Naval officer. NCIS is called in.
Bones/Torchwood. Set: Bones, after S1; TW, mid S2 (after Owen's death). Dr Temperence Brennan has just found out that she is not who she thought she was and decides that she needs a break. Two days later, UNIT forwards Jack a resume belonging to one Joy Keenan.
Doctor Who. Set during The Parting of the Ways. Rose remembered everything. 9/Rose
Big Bang Theory/Torchwood. When Sheldon Cooper goes to visit his extremely distant Welsh cousin, Gwen, he brings Leonard, Rak, and Howard along with him. One of the boys gets sucked into the intreague and adventure of Torchwood. Can the others convince him to come back home, or will four be reduced to three?
Invader Zim. future!fic. The Tallest have finally brought the armada to Earth, even though Zim gave up on his invasion years ago. Now, Zim must decide if he wants to join his race or if he will help Dib protect the world he has come to call home.
Doctor Who/NCIS. Early S2 DW. The Doctor and candy. (Note: Ducky is a former companion...actually, for Ducky his travelling with the Doctor is in the past, but for the Doctor it hasn't happened yet)
IF I FIND YOU HAVE STOLEN AN IDEA WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, I WILL REPORT YOU
So, there's the info. Do with it what you may.
Have a bunch of quotes.
‘A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but is by no means the most interesting.’ – The Doctor (3)
‘And what makes a cop’s gun so cool? PHYSICS! Kinetic energy generates the velocity with which the bullet exits the barrel, while the ballistics coefficient and sectional density determine the damage to its targets! Guns don’t kill people, PHYSICS kills people!’ – Dick Solomon (3rd Rock From the Sun)
‘Death and disaster are at out shoulders every second of out lives, trying to get at us. Missing, a lot of the time. A lot of miles on the motorway without a front wheel blow-out. A lot of viruses that slither through our bodies without snagging. A lot of pianos that fall a minute after we’ve passed, or a month, it makes no difference. So unless we’re going to get down on our knees and give thanks every time disaster misses, it makes no sense to moan when it strikes.’ – Hugh Laurie
'I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space, I'm a loony for God's sake!' - Campbell Bain (Takin' Over the Asylum)
‘I like English things. I think English animals and forests are really cool. I like English gardens. I like the idea of the squirrel. I like moths, because they’re so tatty. They’re just so English. Crap butterflies. I like crap animals. Mammals that are tiny and you never see them because they’re rubbish. If you see a documentary about them you just turn it over. If it’s about frogs you think “aaah noooo”, but if it’s about hyenas you watch it. British mammals, I’m bringing them back in.’ – Noel Fielding
‘I like that, “Allons-y”. I should say allons-y more often. Look sharp, Rose Tyler, allons-y! And then it would be really brilliant if I met someone called Alonso, ‘cause then I could say allons-y Alonso every time.’ – The Doctor (10)
‘I’m struck by how laughter connects you with people. It’s almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you’re howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.’ – John Cleese
‘If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.’ – Lemony Snicket
'Inspired is when you think you can do anything. Manic is when you know it.' -Campbell Bain (Takin' Over the Asylum)
‘Knowledge is when you can tell that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is when you leave it out of a fruit salad.’ – Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
‘Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.’ – The Doctor (2)
'‘Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of the ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine.’ – Colin Mochrie
‘People assume that time is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective point, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey…stuff.’ – The Doctor (10)
'Sometimes, you have to look somebody in the eye and tell the truth that should be instead of the truth that is.' -Campbell Bain (Takin' Over the Asylum)
‘The localized condition of planetary atmospheric condensation caused a malfunction in the visual orientation circuits. Or to put it another way, we got lost in the fog.’ – The Doctor (4)
‘There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this had already happened.’ – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
‘There’s no point being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.’ – The Doctor (4)
‘There’s not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is.’ – Noel Fielding
‘Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.’ – Mel Brooks
‘We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.’ – Colin Mochrie
‘We all sing about the things we’re thinking; musicals are about expressing those emotions that you can’t talk about.’ – Anthony Stewart Head)
‘We are loonies, and we are proud!' -Campbell Bain (Takin' Over the Asylum
‘You know, no matter how many times you say wow, when you say it backwards, it’s still wow.’ – Colin Mochrie
‘Your voice always sounds better in the shower for some reason. Maybe it’s just the octave or, I don’t know, the water. I have no idea.’ – David Boreanaz
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER