Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Tuck Everlasting.
Hello random people who randomly looked at this for some (I'm sure) random reason. My name's Felicia. Can't really tell you my last name. I would if I could if I should, but I shouldn't so I couldn't so I wouldn't...? Whoa, didn't understand myself for a second there. Anyways, I like writing, reading, math, drawing...I'm such a geek. haha. And I procrastinate way too much for my own good. I'm friendly. My friends and I are crazy. And I love my doodle notebook, which contains all my really random drawings that I do when I'm bored. Have no idea why I centered this, but it looks better, I guess...
Here are the so-called crazy friends I have...
Abby or Abigail (but I prefer Abby), ReNt HeAd GuRl, who is so awesome :D and writes awesomeness Hannah Montana fics, and is crazy. But in an awesome way.
Oriana the Crazy Cookie, oreocookies13, who...wrote something! w00t! I just read it, and it's really good. Yea, she's so much better than the Cookie Monster in Sesame Street, cause she actually is a cookie, and therefore, when she gets hungry, cannibalism is justified.
With an E, Miracl3z, whose real name is not With an E, but Lauren. Obsessed with Twilight, who can blame her? Probably the most sane person mentioned yet...that includes me. :D
With an A, dreamweaverfei, whose real name is, again, not With an A, but Lauran. She loves candy. Should not be given chocolate early in the morning...gets very...insane when she has too much sugar, but we all love her.
Agent Vitamin Water, hitbylightning, whose real name is Nicole. Loves Vitamin Water (well, it does taste pretty good). Will pinch you if you poke her cheeks(which are extremely poke-able). Pinches. Hurt. A lot.
Favorite Wordies :D
~flabbergasted (flabber+gasted=awesome word, :D)
~Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious (not even sure if that's how you spell it, but you all know what I mean)
~kumquat (favorite funny fruit name...alliteration!)
~buoyant (say it a few times fast, you'll know what I mean...doesn't it sound so...boing-ish)
~blech (because it just may be the French version of 'blah', and 'blah' is so...blah)
~meep (because it's an awesomer version of 'beep'. Heh, cars are losers. Cause they beep and the pollution thing, can't forget the pollution thing.)
~This Chinese song that's so sad...the name of it is 童话.
~CAMP ROCK! (Go on, click it. One of my absolute favorite songs of all time from the movie. Peggy's awesome)
~Dark Chocolate (which is more of a lifetime obsession)
~Summer (and the fact that I can wake up at 9:30 if I wanted to)
~I'm Still Here, by John Rzeznik (it's stuck in my head!)
-Currently in Guangzhou, China. Won't be coming back until the 17th. Sorry peoples...
-Working on yet another L/J oneshot (i dunno, it might turn into a threeshot :D). it's called Three Things That Are Simple.
Heh. I also feel SIRIUS LOVE deserves mention. Espanol (means Spanish in Spanish) and all that. Offered to translate The Prank, thank you. You are awesomeness, personified my friend. I mean that in the non-creepiest way possible :D Spanish version of The Prank is somewhere onbut you will have to find the exact URL thingamajig yourself because, well, it's a Spanish website and I can only understand a bit.
Okay...so...yeah...blah(or should I say, blech).
~f e l i c i a~
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off.
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me, smiley011095
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Kiska King, lakewater, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me, smiley011095
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Lewis's Law of Travel:
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If it works, rip it apart and find out why.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan-fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile.
If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their butt off at them, copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Hey Lavender, ya still wanna call Ron, Won Won? Yeah, thought not!
If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.
If you are against any kind of abuse, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot... or not. A recent study found that the actual number was 42 percent. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the... 1, 2... 58 percent that hasn't, and spread the truth.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix already, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just buy the Lucky Charms and stop chasing the weirdo leprechaun, copy this to your profile.
If you wish more people were like your friends on Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.
Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don’t think everything Oprah or Dr. Phil say is true, and don’t watch them religiously, or maybe even never at all, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me,
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, add more!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you're against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have read this far, copy this into your profile
If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, smiley011095
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how.
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
It’s not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. (so true!)
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Yeah, I’m a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet
I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
'It’s always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
Tell the truth and run
If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'man that was fun!'
Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
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