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"To laugh a bit and joke a bit,
And grasp a friendly hand;
To love a bit and scold a bit
And know they'll understand;
To tell one's secret hopes and fears
And share a friendly smile;
To have a friend and be a friend
Is what makes life worthwhile."
-Author Unknown, from "Nuggets of Wisdom"

Hi, ILoveSmallFonts here! After repeatedly clicking on the 'Register' button, staring in horror at the action I had just done and then dragging the mouse hurriedly to click on the 'Back' button (I do admit my mouse has had a bit too much exercise lately) I finally went through to the next part of the author registration. And the story uploading. And now, this.

...God. Where the hell should I start?

Origin of my Pen name
Well, actually, it all started when I deviated from the normal Arial-12 while using YM and actually taking the time to painstakingly go through all of the various fonts. Lo and behold - there was SimSun, Sketchbook, and then - what the hell was a 'Small Font'? I mean, 'Small Fonts'? So I tried it, and it looked...well, it looked horrible. It was just then that I realized that Small Fonts needed small fonts, so I did, and it - you know - stuck. Whenever I signed my classmate's remembrance book, I always wrote tinily at the very bottom right-hand corner, and she would say, "What the heck, where's the thing that you wrote?" And when I pointed to the corner, everyone (especially Kat) would roll their eyes. That's REALLY fun...[tries to roll eyes too


Note: Many of these apply only to Patricia (Caramel Crazy), like the POTC Jackabeth shipping.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is Bunny.

Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why people put these copy and paste things into their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few people that do not make cracks like "That's gay" to insult gay people, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistrey between them that they can out run any ship in the caribbean than copy and paste this in your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean-- are made for each other and that, no matter how wonderfully wonderful Will Turner may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

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If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris), blackpearl.fantasy (I loved it! tried doing it on purpose afterwards, didn't work), Caramel Crazy

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If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't think Keira Knightley should ever give up acting, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you got mad at Lizzie for killing Jack but you still love her because she was so awesome in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Pass the Coffee, Hold the Tea by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
.:NejiTen:. [AU] "Hyuuga Neji is your typical boss: tall, dark, humorless, and an absolute loner." Who says being an assistant is easy? "The last thing I need is for people to think I am involved with my boss." Definitely not Tenten. [DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,294 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Of Towers and Damsels by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Let the prince come to the rescue. She's already saved herself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Inside The Mind Of A Dirty Old Dog by Lady Sarai Black reviews
What Sirius Black did not expect when he was freed from the Veil, was to fall in love. Well, at least not with her anyway. But when the damage is done, how do you get the girl you love to return the feeling? You do it Marauder style of course! SBHG-Diary
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Past Occurrences by Tearlit reviews
Hermione goes to great lengths to help Harry learn about his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Hands by voidforrent reviews
And in that second, all that she had worked for was gone. Tenten is not weak; Tenten does not cry. /NejiTen/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Whine Up by Shadow Elf Warrior reviews
Tenten is forced into doing a talent show by Temari, Ino, and Sakura in order to make Neji jealous. But how will Neji react to seeing his teamate doing a performance... with Kankuro. NejiTen pairing with implied SasuSaku and TemaShika.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The World is Ending, but I'm Eighteen by Wyntermute reviews
In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tenten's Prayer by Summerfly reviews
If you were very, very quiet, you could hear Tenten praying. NejiTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Since Spring by NessieGG reviews
[One shot] [NejiTen] Neji is driven to the brink of his sanity when his teammate disappears and is given an option. 'I can use a technique that will allow you to forget every memory you have of Tenten.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Tale by Aqualoner reviews
Where is the tale where the princess defeats the dragon? Locked away, so the girls will remain in a cage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Always Remember Me reviews
‘Hi! I’m Sakura. I’m a new student at Konoha High and I have amnesia.’ They say memory is the diary that we all carry around with us, but what if that diary is taken away? To top it all off, she has a freak going after her. What a life! AU SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.