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Joined 02-12-08, id: 1498529, Profile Updated: 07-25-14

Sex: Huh? You mean it, as in I want to fuck or whether I have a dick or not? Oh, well I do not have a dick, so there.

Age: Old

Favorites: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Star Trek TOS, Star Trek 2009 and Into Darkness (ahh, the memories)

LOVES: Vifon soups (mmm, chemicals)

I was born in Poland. But my blood is weird *scratches head*.

From my mothers side:
- Grandmother is from Lithuania.
- Grandfather was a Prussian (and hella lot older than granny)

From my fathers side:
- Grandpa and Grandma were Prussians

Currently live in Belgium :)


Favorite quotation:

"Dude, you so stressed, if you stuck a piece of coal up your ass, you'd pull out a diamond!" - Prussia talking to West in Happy Birthday, Prussia by hetaliayaoi4ever


I reviewed? Good. Want to be rude and nasty? Go fuck yourself cause Im not gonna participate in petty squabbles over some shit just because you had a bad day. Find a hobby, get a life.


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To Be Redeemed by My2BrownEyes reviews
After escaping Asgard, Loki's initial plan of discretely getting his desires fulfilled by Steve Rogers turns into an all-out love affair that affects the personal and professional lives of the Avengers as well as others in the Marvel Universe. BDSM. Art. Kinks. Predominantly Dominant Steve and Submissive Loki. Other couples in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 171 - Words: 1,310,406 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9h - Published: 9/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Golden Sun, Silver Moon by Kasmi Kassim reviews
To all, the prince of Mirkwood was Beloved. But to the lone Warden of Lorien, he was a nightmare incarnate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,792 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Legolas, Haldir
The Last Goodbye by Nako13yeh reviews
Tony thought what he and Loki had was nothing more than a fling, it turned out the young god was actually serious. And it took Loki a harsh blow for Tony to realize his mistakes. With Loki badly wounded. How does one find the courage to speak the right words if it were meant to be their last? FrostIron! One-shot!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,429 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,444 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
A Past Written in Blood by xxXDanniXxx reviews
Ja'far was young when he was taken from his country. The only thing he remembers with his own eyes is the snow and his language. Forced into a life of blood and death, Ja'far struggled every day to survive, until he came upon a target he didn't have the heart to kill. A young man who smiled at him, as if an equal, and held out a hand to him. Travel the world? Conquer dungeons?
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Ja'far, Sinbad - Complete
Of Wind and Fire by taintedxwings reviews
Discontinued. Please skip to chapter 8. Rewritten as Home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,496 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sinner by xkaze reviews
You'd think that after centuries of living and finally becoming insane, Cloud would know exactly what to do after being flung to a near happy alternate universe. Finding a way to kill himself was a rather 'out-there' decision, but picking his own counterpart to do the deed would prove to be a bit too rash, even for this unhinged blonde. AU, AR.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,522 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Cloud S.
Left Alone by Jeice reviews
AFTER YEARS: Chapter 13. "With his friends gone, Inuyasha is once again coping with being an outcast. That is unless Kouga has something to say about it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,307 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Inuyasha, Kouga
The mating game by Sunchaser55 reviews
Nobodies; scientific experiments with complicated futures ahead of them. Controlled by a strict mating system, and implanted with lustful hormones, they have no choice but to stick to the cycle that revolves around their roles. AkuRoku mpreg more inside
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 126,836 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - [Axel, Roxas] [Sora, Riku]
Black Snow: Rise of the Phoenix by ABECrudele reviews
"We will soon rise again." A dark take on the Partition of Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Poland - Complete
Shadows on the Walls by VampireNaomi reviews
The Berlin Wall falls, and Germany suspects that Prussia has been hurt more than he's willing to admit. A brotherly fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,010 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
So Close, and Yet CUT by CallMeFreakFujiko reviews
"Rather it's a physical wall between brothers, or a mental wall trying to block out the one that one of those brothers hates the most..." Multi couples, but mostly P/Russ and Rus/Lat. New warning in almost every chapter. Uncut on Y!Gallery. YAOI.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 93,336 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Until all is One by HK-Revan reviews
Sam is the Allspark, always has been and always will be. But to others he is a tool to be used, a child to be protected. Will he join the Autobots or the Decepticons? Optimus or Megatron? Or does he simply wish to go home?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,637 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Meet Iceland, Best Brother Ever by Rantzilla reviews
If being a good brother meant possibly destroying the sex life Norway would have with his boyfriend in the future, well.. let's just say it was a risk Iceland was willing to take.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Anniversary Present by Monamourz reviews
Gilbert and America are in an established relationship. Gilbert's anniversary present is a little...questionable. Rated for language and vaguely mature ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
Perfect Partners 2: Cat in a Box by AliVal13 reviews
The next story in the short series. Axel is given a special gift on his eighth birthday. He has no idea what he's getting in to...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Mein Bruder by Life's Shadows reviews
This is a Berlin Wall fic. It starts out when Prussia first finds Germany. Has implied violence and blood-it's a war, after all. DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Please by CrossingTheSky reviews
CanadaxPrussia. A series of short, kinky stories focusing on this pairing. Chapter 1: Denial, Prussia tops. Chapter 2: Multiples, Matthew tops. Chapter 3: Tentacles Matt, Tentacles top. Warning: There is sex. Lots of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Why is your older brother smaller than you? by Leanoranda reviews
Italy asks Germany a question. And because Germany can't answers, he runs to Prussia and asks the same. Brother stuff, NO ROMANCE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Svi by Orpah reviews
Iceland is suddenly showing affection towards Sweden. The bespectacled nation is not entirely sure why, at first... Little!Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Lies by aoi-akai reviews
Prussia has been wearing a fake mask all his life, but he doesn't think he can take much anymore. Can his friends and family save him from his fate before it's too late? Read on to find out! DONE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Nab Jones by Canadino reviews
Officer Alfred Jones pulls over a speeding car, which holds a pair of Italian twins. What results is racial driving stereotypes, disrespect for authority, and a rowdy good time. YMMV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Volcanic Heat by PseudoDragon reviews
A last minute Valentine's gift exchange for Ribbon-San. Norway was spending his time reminiscing about the old days until a fevered Iceland shows up at his house. Unfortunately, Eyjafjallajökull is affecting Iceland in a strange way...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
DenmarkPrussia Ficlet 4 by NovaShadows13 reviews
Another kind of "Day in the Life" type thing. Why Germany now only calls Prussia on his cell phone at two in the afternoon if he hasn't heard from his brother in a while. One-shot. COMPLETE. General Warnings: Yaoi, hinted MPreg, slight OOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Denmark, Prussia - Complete
The Last Journal of the Awesome Me by RinaCath reviews
"I'll say this much - you never really know how much you've changed until it's too late." Prussia tells his side of the story, from the Treaty of Versailles to the fall of the Berlin Wall. Historically Accurate.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Prussia - Complete
The Best Kind Of Wife by Mama Avio reviews
Natalia attempts to do something special for Ivan as practice to be the best wife she can be. contains Chibi!BelarusxRussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
Frilly Things by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
WARNING: YAOI, LEMON, AKUROKU - Roxas, plus kitty ears and tail, plus a maid's outfit, equals Axel screwing him into the mattress. I claim no ownership of the characters herein. For Eidolon Twilight Princess' birthday!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Foreign? by MyuAki reviews
The husky growl from Feliciano and Ludwig spelled the pleasurable soon to be future for Kiku Honda. Threesome, M for an obvious reason, Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Japan - Complete
Melt by Vani Jane reviews
ONESHOT Feliks has a crush on his best friend, Toris, who he saw was on a date with Natalya. Feliks is hurt and tells his sorrow to his other friend, Elizabeta - who says to him to wear a skirt to school. He did and it all ends to the boys lavatory.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
A Misunderstanding by YamiNoUe reviews
Based on a story I read a few years ago. Denmark misunderstands when he overhears Iceland and Norway in Norway's house. T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
A Matter Of Size by CranberryL2 reviews
Iceland asks Norway a simple, logical question, and good ole Norge has no choice but to give him "The Talk." ABSOLUTE CRACK. T for... umm... something.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Naughty Spying is Naughty! by CorruptedWhispers reviews
A little sign hanging on the door was what caused so much mayhem among the nations of the world. Giripan, little smex scene and strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
pewien uroczy sylwester by anishilla reviews
czyli jak Ludwig spędził sylwestra. jak twierdzi kumpela - warto na tę okazję zaopatrzyć się w paczkę chusteczek :X
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - Polish - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Germany - Complete
Unnatural by BlueLunacy7 reviews
2007 Movie-verse AU: The Cube gives life and some in Sector 7 want to play God. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,244 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Gazwróżka Nabucco by marta madzia reviews
O tym jakie to emocje wywołuje w tych i owych ta kupa stali, która ma tworzyć gazociąg Nabucco, zwłaszcza gdy NorthStream macha im z horyzontu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Poland, Germany
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Dear West by neko-nya reviews
After their parents left them, Gilbert finds himself in charge of Ludwig and the other children he took in. Determined to send them to safety, he struggles against Russian officers and the strict regime of East Berlin. But everything comes with a price...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,712 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Białe Noce, czyli pewnej nocy na Białorusi by marta madzia reviews
O Feliksie i jego problemach z fandomem i o Taurysie i jego z tym związanych przejściach. A wszystko gdzieś na białoruskich bezdrożach, gdzie alkohol nie jest taki drogi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Galeotto Fu Il Libro, E Chi Lo Scrisse by KivaEmber reviews
AU: A chance encounter at a coffee shop leads to Gilbert becoming a protagonist in Rome's pornography novel – after that, well, it pretty much turns into a pornography novel. Rome/Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Prussia, Ancient Rome - Complete
Chatroom Secrets by LoliTurk reviews
Ivan is amazed by a certain someone who's unafraid to take his clothes off. What starts out as harmless subscription quickly becomes something more. RussiaPrussia chap 2 updiscovers a blog a
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Are Unicorns partial to Dildos? by naboru narluin reviews
Cloud and Reno find themselves in quite a bad situation and aim for distraction... --- Cloud x Reno
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Albert: The Bulldog by gothgrrl13 reviews
Arthur gets a bulldog, and seems to forgot to tell Alfred about it. Small America/England, I guess.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/23/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
s h o w t i m e by KillerSockz reviews
America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rivals by Marc Jacobson reviews
Inuyasha and Kouga find a rather exciting way to blow off steam. Yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Inuyasha, Kouga - Complete
The Human Patient by MoniHoag reviews
Not even the Decipticon's deserve this....
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by Midori Akita reviews
What happens when Axel busts in on Roxas' wedding?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Good Doctor's Plan by Rakuengaki reviews
Hojo isn't the only threat to humanity now.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,738 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Action Equals Reaction by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
There is a time and a place for everything. Even things like learning that your Air Commander is pregnant and his parents are wingnuts. The middle of battle is neither the time nor the place.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
When a Phone Starts All The Fun by Momonster reviews
For SarrisaDiablo and Princess Schatje Dreamer! Something about not enough Phone Sex on FF? Didn't really follow the...rules but whaeva HAVE FUN/PART OF MUSE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Mind Games by District X reviews
When the Decepticons strike, wanting the cube-sliver, Sam wakes up with a little more than a few scratches. Just how does one go about life with a whole faction of evil Robots in their head? Maybe they are more willing to help with Sam's life after all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sam W., Megatron
Run in Packs by Lynsey Schadegg reviews
If I wasn't human then...what am I now? Drabble/ficlet series. See author's note for more information.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009
Owls and Larks by BlueLunacy7 reviews
2007 Movie-verse AU:Sam is human. On his father's side that is. His mother's? Not so much. Which was how he got roped into this gig in the first place. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,816 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Mission Impossible by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
The rest of the Organization are getting fed up with Xemnas’ bad mood. Desperate for a break, they conspire to get him to loosen up a bit. Somehow, this includes secretly setting him up with an equally unsuspecting Saix…Uh oh. Chapter 10 up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 89,185 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Saïx, Xemnas
Watermelon Games by BonneNuit reviews
KenIchi Based on the filler at the beach with the watermelons. Yachiru plants a watermelon monster in the training grounds and Ichigo stumbles upon it. The watermelon forces him into a rather suggestive position. Kenpachi finds him and can't help himself.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Acquisition by Lynsey Schadegg reviews
His new Pet was so, so beautiful. Crossover FFVII/Ai no Kusabi. Raoul, Cloud. Complete. Drabble.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Ai no Kusabi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Cloud S., Raoul Am - Complete
Stuck by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
Axel cooks breakfast for Roxas...AkuRoku, mentioned Zemyx, yaoi, slight lemon, AU, odd use of Maple Syrup. Anyone notice how I like using food products? Written for Chifox-and-Waffleferret who accidentally gave me the idea. XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Four Oh Two by lilien passe reviews
Ludwig is suffering from a bout of insomnia. Unfortunately for him, so is Gilbert. Warning: Contains a version of a beloved fairytale that would make the original author cringe. Also sap. Way too much sap.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Seeker Programming by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Megatron never really paid any attention to the special programming of seekers. He'll think twice from now on, I'm sure. Humor, a little violence, and scared Cassetticons. Bunny response.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Frenzy, Starscream - Complete
HERE KITTY KITTY by demonic blood shed666 reviews
Koenma has called upon the members of the team to help with a few demons that intend on destroying human world. After three years of having no missions the group is ready to kick some ass. What's this? Hiei's finally hit puberty! maybe yaoi r&r
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Cats, Dogs and Silly Fears by Kuraudo Strife reviews
Part 3 of the Foursome Saga. Zack and Cloud are alone, Angeal worries and Genesis gives a long talk on relationships. AGZC Smut, some if you look hard enough hints of Role-play, Sort of Phone sex.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
When Seppuku Seems Like an Easy Way Out by fukuji mihoko reviews
Japan writes a poem to express his 'feelings' for France, and England decides to help out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
SOLDIER Pride by Kuraudo Strife reviews
Part 2 of the Foursome Saga. Things need to be changed before they get out of hand, or is it too late? Cloud's hurt, Zack's broken down and Angeal and Genesis can't keep their relationship together. Will the pain end? AGZC Rated M for Mentions of Rape.FIN
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Through the Shadow by kurosora1984 reviews
A centuries-old curse. A lonely King. A chosen sacrifice. When fate spins death, only the heart given in love can save them, bringing them through the shadow. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,513 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gems of Fire by maliks-dragon reviews
Hiei is captured for his tear gems and Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Botan have to rescue him before it's too late.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,814 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/26/2003
Deus Ex Machina by Spontaneite reviews
Timetravel. When Geostigma returns, the Planet itself withers away from sickness. Cloud, defeated by the illness, cannot find rest even in death as the world calls on him again as its savior. Of course, nothing is ever that easy. SephirothxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,342 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Cloud S.
The Last Bearers by thegreatwhitewolf reviews
Formerly IdentityAxel is cold and uncaring. He wants nothing to do with his future mate, Roxas. But when other men start targeting him, unable to control their lust, he knows he must stake his claim or risk losing Roxas forever. Yaoi. mpreg. AkuRoku Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,175 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Games by Cracktastical reviews
Simba's grounded, and wants to play. Slight Scar/Simba one-sided.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Simba, Scar/Taka
Three First Class SOLDIERs and a Cadet by Kuraudo Strife reviews
One of many Adventures involving Three First Class SOLDIER's and a Cadet. Cloud is having trouble in lessons, Zack is Guilty and Genesis and Angeal are in Wutai. A/G/Z/C Part of The Foursome Saga Definite Yaoi and Smut. Finished For Real!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Remnant of the Vacant by The Eternal Dream reviews
Time travel. Sounds like fun, right? No. No it's not. Cloud was determined to get back home, the past be damned, but with Aerith haunting his every step it didn't look like that would be happening any time soon. No pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Cloud S., Aerith G.
Holiday Surprises by kellegirl reviews
Sephiroth never has much fun on the holidays because of Zack's pranks, but now Cloud is in the picture, maybe it will be more bearable. Zack, Cloud, Sephiroth. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,954 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Match Making by England-sama reviews
warning: major crack fic! Xemnas has many things up his sleeves and the organization gets the worst of it. one has to feel sorry for them! Akuroku! POVs change a lot...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Dirty Pictures and Dirty Minds by GrasperGroupie reviews
Axel uploads a few surprise pictures to Roxas' laptop that provoke steamy results. If you like yaoi, you're gonna hug me for this : AkuRoku, college aged
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Screaming by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
I've discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Prowl, Miles L. - Complete
I Want You Bad by DetoxAngel reviews
Kakashi wants Naruto bad. YAOI! SHOUTA! You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Witwicky Heist by LittleMewLugia reviews
Just as Sam thinks things are about to return to normal, he faces a new threat, this time of terrestrial origin…
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sam W., R. Simmons - Complete
The Begining by Suboi Ari reviews
au warning, female cloud at first. sephxcloud.how much effort will a child put to reconcile her parents?how long will a person wait to return to be with the perfect one?how do you get back he perfect family once its lost?this is the begining of everything
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Oblivion is Eternal by Tubular Fox reviews
Oblivion Heights Boarding School is someplace no one wants to be, especially 16 year old Roxas Dereveau. It looks creepy, the people there are creepy, and apparently there was a murder there...one that's going to re-enact itself. AkuRoku, Zemyx SLASH
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,960 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gangster by Anonymous Insanity reviews
After Roxas awoke and read the letter that Axel left behind, he left a letter for the red head as well, indicating his cell number and a few lines of sweet talk. After his meeting with the gangster his whole life changed and he was trapped between two lea
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Axel, Roxas
The Hungry Wolf: SaixRoxas drabbles by bloodyamore reviews
SaixRoxas drabbles as the title implies. No flamers please. Though constructive criticism /responses would be greatly appreciated.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Saïx, Roxas
The Slippers by ThineClementine reviews
Hiei can't stand it any longer and just has to ask. But will he be able to understand Kurama's answer? Intended yaoi, fluff ahoy, KuramaxHiei oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
The Worst Possible Moments by niiro-yuuyake reviews
Kurama has the worst possible week of his life! He ends up walking in a on few people while they're trying to get it on. And not to mention he's in heat, and Hiei's being selfish! KH, Yaoi, Lemons...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,969 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kurama M., Hiei
The Cave by Dante1444 reviews
Sesshomaru's got a problem but he manages to find a very unique way to solve it. Yaoi, bond, m/m and all that wonderful goodness. Edit completed, enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
For The Race by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam wishes he could do something for the Autobots in recompense for destroying the AllSpark, the energy left within him grants his wish in a way he never imagined.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Chains of My Heart by x - painted.flames reviews
SephCloud; ---- I, Sephiroth, write this in my own hand. It has been hard for Zack to cope with Angeal's death, but I think Cloud helped. But now that the cadet is in severe danger of death, I can only pray to Gaia Zack does not follow after him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Nativity Organization Style by somebodys nobody reviews
Organization XIII presents you with their own telling of the classic story behind the birth of Jesus. Please enjoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Axel - Complete
Always Tip Your Waiter by Citizen Cobalt 1 reviews
Two theives stop at an inn in the Makai. With a damn hot waiter at their table. AU. Yoko KuramaHiei. KuronueOC. CitizenCobalt is back!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 2/27/2005
The Cost of Trust by Touya4me reviews
Hiei places his trust in Kurama. Kurama loves Hiei, but Youko destroys Hiei's trust in him forever, in the cruelest way possible. Will Hiei ever be able to recover? WARNING: rape, yaoi, and my sucky summary.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Hiei, Yusuke U.