Author has written 6 stories for Bones, X-Men: The Movie, and Pokémon.
Hi - I'm Hannah.
IMPORTANT: A fellow author, Yoshino in the Moonlight, has created this forum where people can discuss ff.net in general. It is totally awesome and I suggest you check it out. Like now.
Just thought some people night like to know a bit about me:
Now in my second year of University, and spend my evenings helping destroy zombies or discussing which Disney movie is the best and why with the housemates :) I live in England, so some of the terms and stuff might not be correct or accurate for some of you out there in ff.net world.
I have fleeting obsessions with many fandoms, so i'll be popping around here, there and everywhere. Some include Bones, Criminal Minds, Resident Evil, Cardcaptor Sakura, The Chronicles of Narnia, Digimon, Pokemon, The Avengers, 10 Things I Hate About You and Austin and Ally... O.K. that was more than a few, so that shoudl give you a general idea. Favourite Shippings include SakuraxSyaoron (CCS), Tiaora (Digimon), Takari (Digimon), PokeShipping (Pokemon), AustinxAlly (Austin&Ally) and AravisxCor (Narnia).
I get distracted really easily, so if I ever post another story, don't expect consistant updates. Believe when I say I understand how annoying it is when authors do that, but I am ashamed to admit I'm one of them. As such, I will say I enjoy writing fics but mostly reading and reviewing them as I never have time to finish and post them. I also have a deviantart account under twiharddigifan (please don't judge me) where I'll be as sporadic with pictures (currently only of the Pokemon variety) if you fancy checking that out.
After FF.net, music is my fav pass-time. Stuff like Paramore, My Chemical Romance and The Veronicas are really good. But i'm also into some really random stuff like 'Barenaked Ladies', Relient K, Linkin Park, Bring Me The Horizon, One Direction, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, Howard Shore... Yeah, it's an ecclectic taste.
NOW THE RAMBLING...
Below are a bunch of funny facts, observations, whatever you want to call them. They came from a bunch of different places:
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile. (I have and had a black eye to proove it.)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you think people who are meant to be together always find their way in the end, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever misspelled "the" on either your keyboard, or a paper, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard that you cried and/or peed your pants, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (a/n: I do all the time)
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than thirty consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile. (a/n: I'm not american but if I was this would so apply to me 'cuz someone actually asked me and I said that in reply.)
If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile (a/n: then go get some help)
If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, for no good reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were not sugar-high, copy onto profile
If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of/behind you just for fun, copy this into your profile.
Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch, and I'll show you one. Call me crazy, But you really have NO idea Have a problem with me, solve it. Think I'm tripping, tie my shoes. If you don't care what your haters say about you (And/or love the attention they give you) copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie/show so many times that you can (and do!) start quoting it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed over something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
98 percent of teens would DIE if Paris Hilton (or some other celebrity) said that it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the two percent who would just laugh your ass off, copy this into your profile.
If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, copy this into your profile
If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have a WICKED long bio, copy this into it to make it longer!
If you should be doing homework right now... GO DO IT! and then copy this into your bio.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. Put this in your profile if it applies to you, too.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile ("You boasting, bragging, obnoxious braggart!" "...Uh...Don't use big words, please.")
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is liek copy and paste this into your profile
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile (you soulhd be albe to)
If you've ever leaped down the hallway of a hotel and then turned the corner to find people staring at you...put this in your profile.
If you've spent hours on the computer reading various fanfictions instead of doing your homework, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
"I'm bringing sexy back!" Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile'
Here is a list I found on a bunch of profiles, but I copied from Dr. Temperance Brennan.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What should Tai say if he woke up and saw he was in Sora's body...?')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
IF YOU THINK THAT TAIORA IS THE MOST KICK-ASS SHIP IN THE HISTORY OF FAN SHIPPING AND WANNA GO BACK IN TIME TO FIX SORATO TO BE TAIORA, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did! I certainly did!
And most of all I'M SORRY
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE (You don't neccessarily have to be in love with the Jonas Brothers to copy this, but just think the overall thought applies.)
Ipod Shuffle Challenge Thing:
1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say? - Move Along (All American Rejects)
2.How would you describe yourself? - Better The Devil (Kylie Minogue (Gods knows why she is in my music list))
3.What do you like in a girl/guy? - Shut Up And Let Me Go (The Ting Tings)
4. How do you feel today? - Centerfold (Pink)
5. What is your life's purpose? - Rose (The Feeling)
6. What is your motto? - Flirt (Pussycat Dolls)
7. What do your friends think about you? - Same Old Stuff (The Feeling)
8. What do you think of your parents? - Candy Shop (50Cent Featuring Olivia (Anyone know why I have that song when I dont even like 50 Cent?))
9. What do you think about very often? - You're Going To Make ME Lonesome (Madeline Peyroux)
10. What is 2 2? - Better Man (James Morrison)
11. What do you think of your best friend? - All I Want For Christmas is You (Mariah Carey)
12. What do you think about the person you like? - Hasta La Vista (Jordan Francis, Roshon Fegan, & Anna Maria Perez de Tagle - Camp Rock)
13. What is your life story? - I Can DO Better (Avril Lavigne)
14. What do you want to be when you grow up? - Satisfaction (Eve (Who is that?))
15. What do you think of when you see the person you like? - Miracle (Paramore)
16. What will you dance to at your wedding - America (Razorlight)
17. What will they play at your funeral? - Track 05 (Coldplay (That's not actually the name of the song, but it was named that when I copied it onto my computer and I dont know what it is but that Coldplay sang it))
18. What is your hobby/intrest? - Wire to Wire (Razorlight)
19. What is your biggest fear? - Don't Play Nice (Verbalicious)
20. What do you think of your friends? - Walking In A Winter Wonderland (Amy Grant)
The music quiz! (different questions from the one above)
1. Turn on your i-pod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.
2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the playlist. Got that?
1.) How am I feeling today?
Pressure - Paramore
2.) Where will I get married?
Up - Saturdays
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Doo Woop - Lauryn hill
4.) What is/was high school like?
Games - Jonas Brothers
5.) What is the best thing about me?
Wire to Wire - Razorlight
6.) How is today going to be?
Who Will I Be - Demi Lovato/Mitchie Torres (I'm not sure which)
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Shut Up and Let Me Go - The Ting Tings
8.)What song describes my parents?
Girls - Sugababes
9.) How is my life going?
Because of You - Kelly Clarkson
10.)What song will they play at my funeral?
I Will Be - Avril Lavigne
11.) How does the world see me?
The Pieces Dont fit Anymore - James Morrison
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
That's Just The Way We Roll - Jonas Brothers
13) Do people secretly like me?
The Closest Things to Crazy
14.) How can I make myself happy?
When It All Falls Apart - The Veronicas
15.) What should I do with my life?
The Best Damn Thing - Avril Lavigne
16.) Will I be happy?
Rewind - Paramore
17.) What is some good advice?
Love is Noise - The Verve
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
Scandelous - Mis-Teeq
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
We Got A Little World of Our Own - Westlife
20.) What type of men/women do you like?:
Never Leave You - Lumidee
21.) Will you get married?
Going Underground - The Jam
22.)What should I do with my love life?
The One That Got Away - Pink
23.) Where will you live?
Baby's Coming Back - McFly
24.) What will your dying words be?
On My Knees - The 411
25.) Am I hot?
Play - Jennifer Lopez
26) What are your hobbies?
Cha Cha Slide - DJ Casper
27) Do you like sports?
Lost Without You - Robin Thicke (I dont even know who that is)
28) Do you talk a lot?
Crazy Chick - Charlotte Church
29) Do you like books?
I Can Do Better - Avril Lavigne
30) Do you like yourself?
Freak Like Me - Sugababes
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a KENTUCKIAN, so I MUST be a hick.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
STOP WITH STEREOTYPES!! THEY ARE NOT FUN FOR ANYBODY!
copy and paste this while adding your name:
Also, i have a quote that i found in a fic by VEB.DaffodilDaisy. called Parker Love.
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
- Rabbi J. Gordon
There's more but the fic has 40 chapters and almost all of them have a quote so I picked my favourite and posted that as an example. And to get you interested into reading the fic.
Right, Now these I found on an awesome Jonas Brothers fanatic, XxXDramaQueenXxX, profile page.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Best friends are like bras: Hard to find the perfect one, but when you do, they're close to your heart and supportive
The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites".
You laugh at me because i'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING? (i've done that once cuz I have glow in the dark stars stuck to my ceiling and at 4a, when you radnomly wakeup from a dream where you were flying you do wonder. Then laugh madly at yours stupidity)
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
I am a liar cause I don't always tell the truth,
I'm weird cause I'm not like you,
You can have the most beautiful voice, but if you don't sing your own songs, how can you be considered an artist
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(But bare in mind, if you do copy and paste this, then it is no longer a secret!)
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too
26 sweet things a guy would do
1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8.Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny , but knows how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22.Sing , even if he can't
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24.Stare at you.
25.Call for no reason
26..Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
But lets face it, the chances of finding a real man thats has all 26 qualities is pretty slim.
Thank you XxXDramaQueenXxX for these things.
And because my profile isn't nearly long enough, here's some more:
...E...To stop Pokemon
...N...It shows you care
...T...To stop Misty
...Y...From being hated
...!!...It shows you care.
That's all I think I should put in this essay length profile. Thank you to those who read it and those who didn't, I really dont blame you. (Wow I really did put alot)
Best of Luck to all of you Authors out there,
Keep on Typing, Reading and Reviewing,