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Author has written 7 stories for Sky High, Tin Man, and Sherlock.

i love to read & write but i don't usually let anyone read what i write... so this is a first for me. i've been writing fan fic since i first saw an episode of the x-files... waaay back in 1993.

tv shows i like: (sadly these are only in reruns) x-files, firefly, freaks & geeks, my so called life, touching evil, arrested development, dawson's creek, tin man & that 70's show. (but these are thankfully still on the air) law & order: criminal intent, fringe, csi, my own worst enemy, eleventh hour, in plain site, burn notice & the office (british & american).

movies i like to read about: sixteen candles, breakfast club, covenant, pitch black/riddick, brokeback mountain, boondock saints & sky high. (the list of movies i like to watch would be entirely toooo long)

authors i like: stephen king, clive barker, anne rice, edgar allan poe & h. p. lovecraft are my top 5. & in no particular order... philip k. dick. isaac asimov, mary shelley, ray bradbury, s. k. epperson, agatha christie, bram stoker, brian lumley, j.k. rowling, john saul, harlan ellison, michael chrichton, j. r. r. tolkein, kurt vonnegut, douglas adams, ramsey campbell, neil gaiman, robert e. howard, dean koontz, peter straub & gahan wilson.

as you can see, or maybe you can't, i like to read mostly horror & science fiction. but i love to laugh so i'll read humorous stories over angsty ones but sometimes you just gotta read what is good!


once i get the hang of posting i plan to post several things i've written in the past. i'm also writing, what i consider to be, an epic fic. i'm taking the characters from one of my favorite movies & putting them into another of my favorite movies. i don't think this particular pairing has been done before but it works so well in my head i've gotta try it!


thank you to all who have read my stories! i realy appreciate it. :)

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4588 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 5,726 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Girls Say the Darnest Things by Tina Redwood reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 4,457 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nanchester Act by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Draco has been taken out of Azkaban and gifted to Weasley of all people. He can't believe that he is really the kind of freak that they say he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Dodgy dreams and shifty experiments by Myske
Sherlock Holmes has been having some odd dreams about John Watson. Dr. Watson, however, has caught a whiff of this and intends to do something about it, although he doesn't know what yet. Oneshot, plotless and about all, shameless. Mature readers only.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst reviews
Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Middle Ground Triptych by TSylvestrisA reviews
Sherlock, Greg, and John come to an agreement about paperwork. Written with strangegibbon. Slash: Sherlock/John/Greg.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Apologies by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,044 - Reviews: 3366 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Where I Stand by Apocrypha Glibbe reviews
Three months after Dave Karofsky is released from the hospital, he and Kurt try to figure out exactly where they fit into one another's lives. Story arc is Klaine - Klainofsky smut - eventual Kurtofsky, for those who need to know these things going in.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,797 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Freeze Dried Romance by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
"He would have expected Kurt to fill the silence, just like he seems to fill every single empty hole in Dave's life lately – and yeah, that's either incredibly corny or incredibly gross." First Sequel to Acts Like Summer, Walks Like Rain. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,449 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
This Christmas by RemyDico5 reviews
John tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas Spirit
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Acts Like Summer, Walks Like Rain by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
Kurt gave Dave his number after Prom. And that should have been it, because Dave was never going to call. But throw in hormones, unrequited love and a pinch of summer heat during five-hour phone conversations and the sky is their limit. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,749 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Unexpected by Lokifan reviews
It's Ron's birthday, and apparently his birthday gift is a surprise. This will almost definitely be a good thing. Right? Warnings: cross-dressing ie Draco in knickers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
So Obvious by Lipsmacked reviews
Jake and Emmett are living the life, until their new roommate Rosalie, starts screwing up their bachelor lifestyle. Will one of them end up screwing her? AH/AU. Anything goes in terms of pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,546 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Masked Ball by liidg reviews
This is a very dirty one shot and should not be read by anyone underage…in fact I am not sure it should be read by anyone period. This is A/U OOC PWP and very much rated M. Hermione/Bella/Narcissa. Sequel is Dance of the Seven Veils.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
This Gay Thing Is Pretty Awesome by lordofthepringles reviews
Dave has been accidentally outed at school. He receives comfort and support from the most unlikely source. This is a Puckurtofsky fic. So yeah a threesome between Puck/Dave/Kurt. It's basically PWP. CoWritten with Ambie720 from livejournal.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Up to Something by SylviaW1991 reviews
Ron thinks Blaise is up to something. Blaise is, but it's not at all what Ron expects. M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Ron W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Closer to God by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella is alone after Edward has left and she decides to go out dancing. She meets a strong silent man and their first encounter is unforgettable, for more reasons than one. M AU Warning for language, underage drinking, teen sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 74,212 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
After Tonight by Miller0259 reviews
Cain has become a bit of an insomniac. So has DG... DG/C NOTE: 1st chapter can stand alone and be considered rated T...however, everything past that is very much M
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Cain, DG - Complete
Showers by budro12690 reviews
Connor/Becker explicit slash PWP with some bonus voyeuristic!Abby. Rated MA with good reason.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Connor T., Becker - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
For The Good Of The Ship by The Frisky Firelily reviews
If Mal really knew what he'd been up to Jayne would have been dead by now. The inbetween of 'Daddy Knows Best' and 'Tussle'. SMUT NC-17 NSFW
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Positive Punishment by NaidaIldri reviews
Ginny's been a tease all day, and Hermione's more than willing to give her the punishment she's begging for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
This Year's Model by Andreax reviews
Rodgers brings some autopsy reports to Goren, hoping he'll see the connection that she does.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - A. Eames, R. Goren - Complete
Draco's Dilemma by foggybythebay reviews
Lucius leaves Draco a puzzle to solve, one that may help Draco survive sure death at the hands of the Dark Lord. But he's at a complete loss, that is, until he discovers that the bushy-haired Mudblood might have the key to unlocking the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,298 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Buttercup by MemoriesFade reviews
Trying to escape the pain of her daughter's death, Ginny runs to America to start anew. Almost six years later, a man from her past walks back into her life, reopening old wounds and setting in motion a journey of discovery, sorrow, and joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 162,028 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
A Mysterious Case Of Mistletoe Fever by RZZMG reviews
Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,840 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
1001 Jacobian Nights by Amanda Wilder reviews
First Sam/Leah, then Bella/Jake. An unusual tale of love and healing written with a nod towards Anais Nin. Bella is diagnosed with an illness resulting from her relationship with Edward, and Jacob is chosen to heal her. Summary within.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,175 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Snapshots of Life by taioncassis reviews
Slash! Oneshots of the boys over time.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 430 - Words: 276,671 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008
Amplification by ficlit78 reviews
A routine recovery leads Pete and Myka into a hot, sticky situation. Retrieving the ultimate artifact of love will always have its pitfalls.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,199 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Close Encounters by vespertine dreams reviews
Danny Quinn falls into an underground cavern and finds that he's not alone down there. Slash-Danny/Tentacle creature. Not non-con. Rated for sexual content.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Danny Q. - Complete
The Mirror Series: Forbidden Desire by RZZMG reviews
Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4270 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Synesthesia by neotantrika reviews
Peter and Olivia are accidentally exposed to one of Walter's experiments, which induces all kinds of cravings.
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Olivia D., Peter B. - Complete
The Unforecasted Storm by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Louis Weasley has a unique Creature inheritance and he thinks his friends all hate him now that they've found about it. James and Scorpius don't, though, and they've got an interesting proposition. Contains explicit three-way slash sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Louis W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Keeping Warm by Iellix reviews
Alice and Hatter. A cold night on the road. One blanket.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Matchmaker by oranfly reviews
Maybe Walter is better at playing matchmaker than previously thought.
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Olivia D., Peter B.
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Slumber Party by notashamedtobe reviews
What happens when Quil goes over to the Clearwaters on the night the girls are having a slumber party? Collaboration with AllieKat21. We rock and you know it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Quil Jr., Bella - Complete
Back to the Blue by Laurielove reviews
Wendy Darling is twenty-one and on the cusp of her life. But she cannot forget the events of her time in Neverland over nine years before, and one person in particular. But that person is not Peter Pan. A STORY FOR GROWN-UPS. M FOR GOOD REASON.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,368 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Wendy D., Captain Hook - Complete
Bend Me, Break Me by sexyscholar reviews
My fic for the 1st annual Ficadron competition on Livejournal. I didn't win in my round, but I'm proud of my submission regardless. : Warnings: Graphic sexual situations between underage boys, fighting, biting, elements of breath and blood play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Happy Birthday to Me by edwardemmetlust reviews
Bella has decided to treat herself for her 21st Birthday. So she goes to a club and decided to completely lure two Gods home with her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Months & Days by treeson reviews
Hermione hated Quidditch Rotation, and the two men she had to treat just made it worse. A Cormac/Hermione/Draco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Tree of Knowledge by Lady Lioness reviews
Layla thinks about lima beans and trees. warren/layla
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Stakeout Surprise by ty.soglasna reviews
Draco has no great affection for Ron Weasley, but he *loves* his cock. MATURE CONTENT OF THE FLUFFY SMUT VARIETY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Mindgames by sirenastarot reviews
Nessie's grown-up and has an itch to scratch. She goes to Leah for help. Written for ninapolitan's Friday Free For All. This is a Lemon filled one-shot. You've been warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Weeds & Roses by NeoNails reviews
Layla/Warren. 'There are days she feels like weeds. There are days she feels like daisies. There are days she feels like roses.' It's finding the in between that counts the most.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete
Spice by Mag68 reviews
Based on events that took place during 'Blood Drive'. What happens when Jim and Pam decide that they may need to spice things up a bit? Multi-chapter. Please heed the rating. Thank you!
Office - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Pleasure by Seyance reviews
I heard the soft hum of the vibrator as I sat quietly on the bed, trying to calm down my raging erection. Charlie was out, and the rest of my family out to hunt. - Emmett & Bella. One-Shot. Don't like? Don't read! Review if you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Squickfest — Hot, Wet Summer by Red Storm Rising reviews
During the worst heat wave in at least 60 years, 15 year old Ron Weasley has a bit of an accident. His sister tries to comfort him, but when nothing she says helps in the least, she resorts to drastic measures... which lead to far more than mere comfort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Pretending by BobbleHeadJesus reviews
It's easier to be someone else. To tell one lie that turns into another, which turns into another, which turns into something so messy it can never be undone. HPGW some HPFW, graphic lemony MM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,262 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
His Pleasure by VDO'obessed reviews
**Bobby/YOU** What if YOU were Bobby Goren's pleasure? Just a little something that came to me one night.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - R. Goren
Coffee Break by Humor In A Bittersweet Life reviews
At a crime scene, a female officer points out Goren's "attributes" to Eames. Rated M for what you're thinking while you're reading.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete
Papa Bear by NanaMun reviews
Edward knows Emmett's little secret. Can he confront him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Teasing by addictedtotwilight21 reviews
M for TALK and sensuality. no smut. M is to be safe. woo. leave me some love! I have an ANGST STORY COMING.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Too Much MugLug by JSFazz reviews
Cain wakes up with a nasty hangover and no memory of the previous night's events. DG wakes up beside him, equally as hungover and clueless. Thank the gods for memory magic! C/DG one shot
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Cain, DG - Complete
Yuleride by Ms-Figg reviews
A little HGSS PWP for the Christmas season. AUAR, Dom, HC, Language, MF, Oral, PWP, Spank, WIP Warning: Explicit Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 114,279 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sense And Sensitivity by Quidditchref reviews
When Hermione Granger is required to teach a bunch of former Death Eaters how to be more sensitive to the needs of others, she gets a major surprise when she finds out one of them is very much in tune with her own desires. Hermione Lucius Ron Harry OCs
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Marble Tryst by Cerise Murmur reviews
Bellatrix has been staring again...but she's not the only one interested... Bella x Molly, some Bellatrix x Molly x Nacissa. Blackcest, femmeslash, the usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Counting Buttons by wardedportal reviews
Hermione gets caught counting buttons. Written for Darkheartwalsh, SSHG Exchange, Winter 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
We Shouldn't by LeaveIt reviews
Definitely B/A - but if you’ve read any of my other stuff you could have guessed that ;D I’ve been rewatching my Season 1 DVDs and this is what happened in my head after some of the episodes. Hope you enjoy. Rating will change for later chapters.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,944 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - A. Eames, R. Goren
Law and Sex Mike Logan by hephaestionthewriter reviews
SLASH WARNING Mike Logan's first love and future love proved to be hard challenges for him to face.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - M. Logan, M. Wheeler - Complete
Night Moves by OnceWereGreen reviews
Edward is such a stickler with his physical boundaries with Bella, but will he have the power to maintain them when she startes moaning his name in her sleep. First lemony fanfic. Check it out please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cure For What Ails You by Aramira reviews
Rogue has a problem, Logan thinks he has the solution but the real solution surprises them both. ONESHOT. Adult audiences only.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smelling Sex by sexyrocker reviews
Jacob and a good friend Meghan have some fun. D/s. One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Summer Sun and Lunchtime by Luckylily reviews
Lunchtime brings with it some surprising sights, Warren/Layla oneshot!
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
A Very Special Election by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy were both running for Minister of Magic. Hermione was running because she wanted to make a difference, Draco was running to give her a headache. He didn't care about politics,so why was he running & why did it bother her so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 166,739 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Sudden Awakening by AnneM.Oliver reviews
He saw her sitting in the chair across from him. The last time he saw her,she was lying on the ground, and he thought she was dead. He didn't save her that night for her, he did it for himself. So, she didn't owe him anything. She's still just a mudblood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,924 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Easy as Pie by Anniepaulie reviews
AU.Pre pilot story. Pacey and Joey gain more than they expected while discussing their parts on Dawson's upcoming movie and a new girl comes to town.Posted to a challenge over PoTL
Dawson's Creek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Joey P., Pacey W. - Complete
The Tightest Knot Undone by sexyscholar reviews
With Ron Weasley, Draco has been enjoying a reasonably carefree dating experience, but lately he’s noticed that little things are beginning to tug at his heartstrings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Friendly Game of Poker? by Miasen reviews
A blackout locks Angel and Rogue in the same room, with only a deck of cards to entertain them. But a simple game of poker soon transforms into something else... Pretty much PWP, but nothing too graphic, that is for the sequel, Calling the Bluff.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2007 - [Angel, Rogue] - Complete
Naughtiness between Friends by Lady Remus 1983 reviews
Ginny has problems with touching herself. Maybe her father’s new “toy” could be helpful…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Arctic Ecstacy by Ticklesivory reviews
Obidala. ObiWan and Anakin have disappeared near the planet Hoth and Padme is accompanying a team of Jedi to go and find them. A forum challenge fic. Readers answered polls to create the plot
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Darkness & Contact by DR. COFFIN reviews
Two short stories. First, what is Warren's worst mightmare? The second, set during the movie, has Layla make a hasty request of Warren with unexpected results. Fellow fans of WarrenLayla may find it interesting.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Learning From The Master by yue kato reviews
Draco. Ron. Ensuing smut. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
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Piercing reviews
What happens when John finds out Sherlock has gotten some piercings. Rated M for language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Threesome reviews
Another slice of Sky High life as seen through my eyes. Featuring the 6 main characters but focusing on Warren/Layla/Magenta.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Warren P. - Complete
A Little Bit Of Exercise reviews
The gang comes over to Warren's for a little party... or do they?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Warren P., Layla W. - Complete
Sing It Sister reviews
She had just come to the realization the Glitch was the best friend ever when it finally happened.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
Eager reviews
My take on what happened after the movie. Warren/Layla
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Bedroom Scenes reviews
What goes on when no one is watching? Short drabbles starring DG/Cain.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
The Ice Cream Debacle reviews
After a long night of studying a couple of our favorite kids get hungry.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Layla W., Warren P. - Complete