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Joined 02-13-08, id: 1499439, Profile Updated: 03-01-09
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and A Cinderella Story.

Music- i like all kinds of music except rap ( I mean come on people all it is, is grunts and swears), i not all in to hip-hop and i am not a big fan of classical music


Books- i LOVE to read i will read anything, but i am completly obsessed with the twilight series, i mean who would'nt be?


Vampires in general, seriously if any of you are vamps give me a call i'm all in for you changing me


P.S- author of twilight should make edward and jacob end up together and just tell bella to go screw herself


twilight fans unite

JACOB ROX

BELLA SUCKS EDDIE

EDWARD SUCKS JACOB ; )

JACOB STILL ROX

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If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

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WHO DOES THE WORK??

Who's working anyway?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.


If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the friggen Trix already, copy and paste this into your profile.

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WTF! by TrulyFrighteninLilMonsterAlice reviews
I walked in from work seeing two shadows. Turning on the light, I gasped seeing who was in bed together. OOC...Jacob/Bella and Jacob/?. Warning: Guy on Guy action.Now a full length story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
All My Life by rshortyr reviews
Can he ever love me? Can I ever be accepted? I am a misfit, a hybrid. Half elf, half vampire and I'm only 17. My life is filled with secrets, a duty to the Elvin realm, and my mate, for enemies we are. M for later chapters, bottom dracoDMRW LMSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,781 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Draco M., Ron W.
Possession by SneezingLion reviews
Bella leaves to save the ones she loves from herself. What will happen when Edward and Jacob meet in their moments of weakness? WARNINGSLASH! Don't like don't read. You still read, don't flame. EDWARDJACOB!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Words of Reality by LadyJezebel reviews
Reality was simple for Jacob Black. He had a girlfriend and a happy life. But he's torn with confusion and fear when he meets Edward Cullen. He never questioned his sexuality. Until he fell in love with the new boy in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,854 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Darkness by Contorted Thoughts reviews
Bella has mysteriously died while trying to become a vampire. When Edward and Jacob meet to settle who will pay for the funeral expenses, sparks fly. Jacob x Edward. Rated T for yaoi gay pairings. please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Things arn't always what they seem by Luckybugg reviews
Edward left Bella for Alice. How will Bella and Jasper deal with this news and will they be able to forgive and move on? I don't own twilight or anything in my story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,608 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Forbidden Fruit is oh so sweet by ohpoppycock reviews
The Holiday season has rolled around at the burrow, and with the snow comes all the Weasleys...including the twins. Something about Fred is just off this year, and George plans to find out what it is... and what exactly Fred is hiding. Warning: Twincest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Fred W., George W.
Nothing's Going to Change My World by The one the only PROBIE reviews
Edward and Angela are two of most unlikely people to ever cross paths and are about to learn how sometimes friendship isn't so simple. This story is an alternate look at Edward's first year at Forks. So naturally there will be no Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,875 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Edward, Angela
Memories by x.Oreo.Sundae.x reviews
David Archuleta gets the slot for the opening act for the Jonas Brothers, and starts to have feelings for Joe. But there's something about Joe...Story hopefully better than summary. JoexDavid First time writing XD Rated M for later chapters.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Unattachment by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
The process of unattachment is best directed by a vampire, but impatient werewolves will have trouble waiting it out. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
So I've Heard by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
Jacob has finally figured something out, and Edward is presented with a new nickname. SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Ranhansha by SCOTLAN reviews
JointFic with Animedork210.- Jovin. -Kevin always noticed Joe. Joe always noticed Kevin was distancing himself.Kevin can't keep it in anylonger and now the world seems to be falling apart. Can their family support eachother through this? Or will love die?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Message from your heart by SCOTLAN reviews
Post J.O.N.A.S. Nick is always left in the dust by his eldest brother. Will Nick's 18th birthday cause Kevin to realize he's losing him? Or will he hide from reality once more...R&R &Subscribe for more updates!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 28,524 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
The Extreme Point of Lust by Taylorrrr reviews
Nick has a nightmare and it's up to the unexpecting Kevin to comfort him. I'm bad with summaries. sorry. before it says 'nickjonline' it's supposed to be the joe- jonas. com website. but it won't show.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Enmity by Skabooom reviews
Prince Caspian.Movieverse.AU, if the Pevensies stayed in Narnia. Caspian sees how Peter looks at Edmund, a way that a brother shouldn't, and it hurts, because he looks at Edmund the same way, will their rivalry steal the young boy from both of them? slash
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Recovery by Skabooom reviews
JONAS AU not agents! Sequel 2 Twist of Fate. It's been one year since Joe let Nick go, since he went back to face his fate...On the anniversary of that day, Nick goes to talk to Kevin about what really happened that night. Jonascestish.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Oh, Hoodenee by SCOTLAN reviews
J.O.N.A.S.Joe blames everything on himself. Kevin is trying to be a good older brother.And Nick is being unkind in his confusion. So Nick gets Joe a hamster...who causes more problems then their own. Nick/Miley, Nick/Joe, Kevin/?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
With Love by HolyJonas590 reviews
His hair. His smell. His smile. I'm not quite sure what it is that draws me to my brother, and brings me these feelings that are obviously NOT BROTHERLY. My name is Nick Jonas, and I'm in love with my brother. SLASH. JONASCEST. ANGST. Kevick - Kevin/Nick
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
It's Kind of Hard To Talk by Skabooom reviews
JONAS AU not agents. It's been months since things fell apart. Joe's in New York with his model girlfriend, Nick's in LA with his boyfriend and neither of them looked back until one night. Songfic, Lips of an Angel...oneshot for now, may continue Joick...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
An Unexpected Life by tekhne reviews
Jacob stopped Bella from jumping. Edward eventually returns, but has some trouble finding Bella. AU, BxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,252 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007
Nick Dominant, Joe Recessive by Skabooom reviews
JONAS AU not agents. After six months of being his usual, tender self, Nick gets a little feisty and vents his feelings out on the only person available to him, Joe. Joick, graphicish warning. Haha. Eat it...oh wait, that's Nick's job.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Wasting Away by Skabooom reviews
J.O.N.A.S AU, not agents. Kevin begins to notice that Nick is over working himself and that as a result of that overwork, his body has begun to wear down. Can Kevin held him, or is it already too late for Nick? Kevick.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The Perfect Day? by twilightfansunite reviews
The big day has finally arrived and Alice has planned the wedding perfectly. Edward and Bella are so excited, but what happens when an unexpected visitor shows up? Will all go as planned or will "happily ever after" take on a whole new meaning?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Sparkling Diamonds by CullensAndHalesForever reviews
My story of New Moon.Edward left Bella to be with Alice.It's been eight months since the Cullens left.Jacob imprinted,so he can no longer be the shoulder for her to lean on.But somebody returns...And its not who you think! BELLAx? Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
Michigan Mercers by Pure Black reviews
Jack survived, but Bobby messed up their relationship by telling him a well protected secret. Jack reacted badly and Bobby left everything behind. Now, 2 years later he comes back after receiving a mysterious phone call from Jerry, and he is not alone...
Four Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2006
Prey by dampfnudl reviews
Edward approached Jacob a few days after he vanished into the thick forest. M for Lemon. SLASH Jacob/Edward Probably just a ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Jacob's Love by Sarjhi reviews
Jacob imprints on someone unexpected. Bella has never existed in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2008
Nothing But Love by Potter'zSpider reviews
Fred Weasly, starts Hogwarts off with a good star. Everyone likes him, he pulls pranks with his twin. But his twin. George... cant help but have feelings for Fred What will Fred do when he finds out MAJOR TWINCEST! My first fanfic reviews pleez?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Admit It! by MyJonasSensesAreTingling3 reviews
Joe Jonas and Lilly both like each other. Will they admit it? or go on with their miserable rutine? a Loe Oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Without Words by KristinMilly reviews
AU and OOC...Michael teaches Mia about Music...and a little bit more
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 104,403 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
The Midas Touch by Fluky reviews
Draco likes things to be perfect. Ron is anything but. [DracoxRon]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
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The Way He Smiles reviews
this is a short drabble about two of the jonas brothers. the pairing is whoever you think the pairing is. joe, nick, kevin.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Make A Moment Last Forever reviews
In Bella's hour of need after Edward breaks her heart again,she turns to jacob and there relationship progress's into something more,now a year later bella and jake are engaged and a certin vampire is back in town, now Bella must choose "i do" or "i don't
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
Forgive Me reviews
Joe says something he regrets to Nick and begs him to forgive him. this is part one of a series of one-shots.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
this is a story of how jacob imprints on edward. and how the pack and the rest of the cullen's will take it. BxE, JxE jakward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
Should've Said No reviews
Go back to the way things used to be? When we were together? Do you honestly expect me to believe we could ever be the same? When every time I look at you all I see is what you did?- one-shot song fic Joe/nick Joick!
A Cinderella Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Caught in the act reviews
this is a story of bella finding something unexpected when she spies on edward and jacob. jakeward! jacob/edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Broke back vamp wolf cowboy's reviews
this is just a funny story, about what edward and jacob do when bella's not around. it is centered around the movie brokeback mountain. rated for future chapter's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
The Breakup reviews
this is the story, where bella breaks up with edward for jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
10years after you broke my heart reviews
this is set 10-years after my first story THE BREAK-UP. this is a one-shot. Cullen's have intervention for edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete