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I'm not you ugly. I'm not are ugly. Im not a ugly. Im not JACKASS ugly. Now read the 3rd word in each sentence ... You have just wasted 45 seconds and got insulted.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
"Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God
Trying is the first step toward failure
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome!'
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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