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Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Code Lyoko, and NANA.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -Anonymous

Age: between 10 and 50

Location: somewhere near Canada... I think

Name: I'll give you a hint, it ain't Kat and it ain't Fabio

My Best Quality: Sarcasm

I am Kat and I'm a girl for those of you who can't figure it out. I love anime, especially Naruto, Nana and Death Note. Plus Bleach, Full Metal, and DNAngel. I suck at most stuff especially spelling, so please don't tell me about it, trust me I know! I love to write crack stories though I'm lazy so it takes forever to post and update. Yes I will write stories most people will look at and go what the hell! Like SpongeBob, I've got some ideas, and those ideas include CSI, dun dun dun! I am almost legally insane, but damn it all, they think the voices in my head are my imagination! If they're my imagination Dr. Bruski, then how come Conner speaks Hungarian? I don't freaking know Hungarian! And Donna, she knows Japanese, and Spanish. Me no speaky Spanish, no Japanese! I speaky the English! Some of my bestest friends in the whole wide world on fanfiction.net(that i know of) are DesparidyCrescent Moon and xoJanJanxo.

Anime Talk!

I first got hooked because my best friends are Naruto freaks. They watch it all day and even know how the series ends, they ruined it for me. When it comes to art I can draw a tree and... a sun! My friend NT is awesome at drawing though.

I am also completely hooked on Death Note. Actually I prefer it over Naruto. But I like the manga better than the anime. Near is like my Gaara from Death Note except I like Near a million times more. I also like L but my friend is so obsessed with him I just backed away. She carries an L doll around with her everywhere... in her shirt. I know creepy. I really hate Mello, Takada, and Misa they are the most idiotic self absorbed characters in the anime world(not counting Sakura)!

I have a new obsession, it's Nana! I love that manga/anime. It is so funny, it's like a soap opera. Shin is the best, a fifteen year old male prostitute who falls in love with a twenty-three year old singer in love with a cold hearted bastard whose married to a pregnant ignorant girl in love with Shin's band mate, who loves her back but is dating a porn star whose jealous of the depressed actress who loves the bald drummer lawyer who loves the punk princess control freak whose engaged the crack addicted famous dream guy who clings to her like his life depends on it until he dies! OMG WHAT MORE IS TO COME!? It's so ridiculous!

Ok for those of you who aren't into Naruto, Nana OR Death Note(freaks), I love stuff non-Naruto/Death Note/Nana too. Full Metal, SpongeBob, South Park, Code Lyoko, Family Guy, Smurfs, Star Wars, Thousand Years of Snow, Absolute Boyfriend, and tons of other stuff. I love Stewie from Family Guy, what's cuter than a gay, English, world dominating, psychopathic, murderer baby, honestly? He is so insane and awesome, I love him.

My Theory of Insanity in the World

People often accuse many a person of having a dementia in their mental state, otherwise known as insanity. Insanity is a shallow word, to what extent can we describe a human mind? You see a person's mental structure is based solely upon the opinion of what other believe is the definition and standard for normality. However what is normal? Every person is unique with differences therefore no one is of the same placement and no one is normal. So under this conclusion that means that there is no such this as normal, only unique, so it is normal to be unique, normal is an opinion never clearly defined anywhere in the history of man. So who are we to call a person's unique mind abnormal? To put a label on those who are equal to us? In a way our feelings towards those of different ideas and mental capability are equal to those of intolerance or racism, of bias or stereotype. Who are we to judge? Aren't those the very complications ,conflicts, and walls that America, the world is trying to overcome, to break through? We not as a country, nor state, nor city, we as people, human beings are all equal and unique in all areas. When Jesus claimed to be the son of God, was he put in an asylum? No, he was listened to, he was honored and respected. But he could have easily been a madman, but look at what he did. He gave the world something no other man could. So instead of locking away and silencing those who we feel are insane, different, shouldn't we listen? Just because they don't follow our path, the government's path must they be exterminated? Insanity may cause dangers, fears and confusion, but what in the world doesn't? How is locking away an insane person any different from locking away a black man in a white community. Both were born differently with something out of their power. Both are innocent good hard working people that are blamed for their differences on bias and ignorance. Though I admit what is the color of one's skin ti the state of one's mind? Very Little. But looking the other way and locking a human being in a cell like a dangerous animal won't make them disappear, won't stop any pain or suffering, any loss at a normal happy life. How can you determine insanity in a person you have never met, turn your back because they have an idea you find ridiculous. Insanity is a mere image we have imagined, a fear we have produced, a fear that drives us to that very spot. Insanity. I'm not saying that people we label insane aren't maybe more different than others, but that doesn't lessen any rights to live as a person.

About Me

People say I'm a crazy mental crackhead. Let me tell you I'm not a crackhead. I get bored easily so a lot of my stories are messed up. My friends are crazier than I am though. I am not very good at stuff and I am not very good at spelling and stuff. But I love you all...except you Gaara/L/Near haters, go to hell. I kinda sorta smart it all depends on how you look at the word smart. I love my friends cuz they are totally awesome and freaky and have mom's who make awesome spice bread wink wink(you don't know me you won't get it). I really really like big words, check out my theory as proof. Plus i like to make no sense whatsoever and say stuff I don't understand. I can be an sarcastic bitch and act immature but hey who doesn't!?

I LOVE RAMEN!!

MJ really creeps me out.(if you don't know who that is I'll give you a hint, whats black then white and has 50 different noses?)

I hate squirrels, Gaara/Near/L-haters, ramen-haters, smelly people, hippies(the pot crazy hug the trees don't bath and lets run down the man but listening to crappy music kind not the okay kind) and racists! I like penguins, ramen, Gaara, Near, L, Stewie, big words, shopping and potatoes! Okay bye bye!

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If I Never See You Again, I'd Die Happy by Kawaii-babi reviews
Mitchie and Shane were best friends and neighbours, and then Mitchie moved away. Years later, they meet again at Camp Rock. Will they remember each other at all?
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 67,483 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Life at Green Oak High by Mashiitastic reviews
I wish that high school will be uneventful. I wish that there won't be stupid drama. I wish that I'll be invisible. I wish that Nate and Shane Grey wouldn't mess with my life. Too bad wishes never come out the way you plan.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,108 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008
Change by Shadow Quil reviews
Complete. Team Seven splits off to train and get stronger, but what happens when they come back after Sakura adopts an alter-ego as an assassin? Possibly going under construction at some point - a jumble of ideas rather than a real plot. NARUTO NOT MINE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 143,872 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Follow your heart by MochaSeriouslyNoTurtles reviews
Lilly Trusscot "I'm...i'm p...pregnant" Oliver Oken "Tell them it's mine" Joe Jonas "But Lilly I lo..." Nick Jonas "Joe dinner NOW!" Miley Stewart "Awww Joey your so sweet" My first fanfic please read inside for full summary.LOE some LOLIVER R&R!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,195 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The girl who shouldn't be forgotten by itstehchibiness reviews
Sasuke and Sakura used to be childhood friends but then Sasuke moved away. But then years later... a certain uchiha forgets about his childhood friend when she moves to where he lives! Can she ever trigger his memory? SxS first fanfic if it sucks im sorry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,634 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Against Her Will by JazzyCat reviews
I knew I loved her the moment I saw her. But I didn't want her to know." "I hated that conceited jerk. He was so stuck up!" And they are to be wed. Nejiten. T for language, maybe some violence, or suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,763 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Half of my paper heart by Desparidy Crescent Moon reviews
When Yumi confeses her love for someone in a poem, folds it in a heart and rips it in half, who will find it? Yx? Oneshot
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
50 Ways for Emmett to Annoy His Family by Melody Cullen reviews
Here is a list of 50 things Emmett a.k.a. The Master of Annoyance has done to annoy his family! Not good at summaries! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
55 Ways to Annoy Sasuke by Angelgirl18647 reviews
While Angel is away, her co-hosts will play. This is what you get when you add bored hosts, and Angel's old story 50 Ways to annoy Neji. Please note, without Angel we could only think of 25 not the 50 she did. So another 30 is up cause we love you guys
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Ways to annoy the Hell out of: Edward Elric by Miss Snuffles Tastes Funny reviews
Volume One: A short little list of things to do to annoy the lil' pipsqueak we all know and love. Review? RATED T FOR SORTA LANGUAGE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Thank you texting by Desparidy Crescent Moon reviews
When yumi sends a text message to Ulrich saying "luv Yumi" at the end, she's desperate to get it back. WIll she or will the love birds finally be together? Oneshot YxU
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Future Expectation by Tenshi no Tsukikage reviews
Sequel to Past Experiences. Akatsuki, the Chuunin Exams, Itachi being tempted by power, and that bastard Kane. As soon as things settle down, Sakura finds her life spinning out of control. SakuraItachi SakuMultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
50 Ways to Annoy Neji by Angelgirl18647 reviews
Quick one'shot done by me and Manda cause we were bored and it was raining. We like it. 50 ways to annoy Neji, do we even need to tell you wants it about?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Fear May Turn To Love by greenkat92 reviews
Sakura Haruno is captured by the Akatsuki, will this be a terrifying experience for her, or will she find love in the Uchiha she had tryed to forget?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto Wikipedia by RandomGrlFromVenus reviews
Naruto discovered Team 7's profiles on Wikipedia. What do Sasuke and Sakura do after he edits it... not a oneshot anymore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Oh, the Summertime by evidently-emily reviews
[Sequel.] Catch the group for another story filled with drama, love, heartbreak, and friendship. Will there finally be some answers? [NaruHina. SasuSaku. NejiTen.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,042 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Dawn of the Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gai M.
A Continuous Circle by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura accidentally stumbles upon the Akatsuki hideout and is forced to use a scroll that was for 'last resorts only'. The scroll takes her to the past, back before the massacre. Rated T just in case. ItachiXSakura Time travel. Sequel up: And the Circle Comes Round. Sister story to Kindred Spirits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,089 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Many Ways To Annoy or Kill Karin by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Read the title. Normally we don't character bash, but Karin..just needs to go. She's weird, and it's completely unhealthy for Sasuke to be around her. He's supposed to be with Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Karin U.
Mistakes We Knew We Were Making by evidently-emily reviews
Theres drama in every high school, and that applies to Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, TenTen, and Hinata's school. How will pregnancy, unveiling of pasts and lies effect the group? Can they make it? Slightly OC & new charries. NejiTen. SasuSaku. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Clouds Laugh by TaintedMoonlight reviews
All she hears anymore is the incessant laughter of the clouds and the cruel voices in her head. All there is anymore is pain, so she tries her hardest not to feel. --Lighter than it sounds.--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Defining Evil by selandora reviews
A mission to capture Itachi and Kisame succeeds and the two missingnin are to be executed. The line between love and hate is thin but the one between good and evil is even thinner as Naruto and Sakura discover. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,583 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eyebrow Contest by Nightroad Princess reviews
hmm... just reaad it
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
After All This Time by Erithil reviews
After the encounter with Sound Four, Shizune visits her hospitalized teammates and the past finally catches up with her. A Genma x Shizune oneshot fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Holiday Miracles by Everlite reviews
Holiday fanfic, evidently! The four girls rejoice with the guys again, and each teen is unaware of the others affections. Little do they know...will certain holiday events to bring their true desires into the light? Or trip it up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,500 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Past Experiences by Tenshi no Tsukikage reviews
A year after Sasuke's betryal, while training with her new sensei Sakura ends up in the past. Now someone is after her as she tries to blend in, in the past with the Uchiha's! SakuraItachi COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,948 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dance for me, it's an order by Burdela reviews
After the pair, Itachi and Kisame have been send to catch an Hyuuga, or rather, the byagukan. They decided to go after an easy target.. Hinata. But Itachi will learn otherwise..!Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,183 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Pains of Peanut Butter by PhoenixClaw reviews
When Team Gai takes a vacation, things quickly get out of hand when Rock Lee finds himself pitted against a rather unusual opponent. Can the youthful green clad shinobi overcome this terror in the cupboard, or will he succumb to a most jarring experience?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Squirrels by Rixas reviews
Drabble. Lee said that if he was born with the talent of ninjutsu, he would want to summon squirrels. Gai's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Christmas Love by entanglednthorns reviews
NejiTen. It's a week 'til Christmas and Tenten's parents have gone off on a mission stating she has to stay with a friend, Hyuuga Neji. See what happens when Tenten stays at Neji's home. Some romance blooms and things start to get a little hectic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
Of Hinata and Illness by The Kitty-kitty reviews
[GaaHina, HinaGaa, 200 word drabble] Gaara doesn't want to see Hinata. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Meet the Family by crysthur and artheph reviews
Turns out, there IS a reason why Tenten's name is so odd. Perhaps she is not as boring and ordinary as she seems. Or so Neji discovers when he meets her highly dysfunctional family. NejiTenten. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
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Distorted Reflections reviews
Sakura isn't really Sakura. She has a secret & a past no one knows but when she disappears to go secretly undercover more than one person is desperate to find her. And as they search Sakura begins to fall in love with a pair of red eyes. Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,711 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Sit and Stare reviews
Yumi's life has been ruined. Her friends family and reputation are all gone. She acted like an idiot, and now she must face the results and the regret instead of wishing them away. Because sitting and staring hasn't changed a thing.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Yumi I.
One Odd Epiphany reviews
Poor poor Odd, he is the voice's newest victim. But now that the others know the truth behind this insane mastermind will they save Odd, or let him discover his heart's biggest secret? And what's with all these idiots coming in the story?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Odd D.
101 Way to Annoy Kakashi reviews
101 ways to annoy, frame, bug, piss off, embarass, and/or cause Kakashi harm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
70 Ways to Bug Shikamaru reviews
70 ways to scare, creep out, anger, annoy, and offend Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Epiphany of an Einstein reviews
The voice is back and crazier than ever. The sequal to Ulrich's Epiphany, but now Jeremy is missing and has to watch as his friends react, and Aelita worries. But will that be enough to get through his thick skull?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Ten Simple Rules reviews
It's been five years since everything fell apart. Nana has been running away from her past so long, but now she has discovered a set of rules she wrote long ago. And she remembers that year, and how everything went wrong.
NANA - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2008
Sweet Sweet Insanity reviews
A story of fear and insanity. Who knew that being insane tasted sooooo sweet?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ulrich's Epiphany reviews
Ulrich appears in a strange place and is forced to watch as Odd, Jeremy, Aelita, and Yumi especially react to his disappearance.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy LightKira reviews
Exactly what the title says, it's a stupid list, with some funny stuff. Please don't flame. I don't own death note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
60 Ways to Piss Off Ino reviews
Exactly what the title says. Some are stupid. T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Ino Y. - Complete
30 Ways to Piss Off Mello reviews
I personally hate Mello but if you really like him don't read this. It's something stupid I came up with in like ten minutes. I don't own Death Note!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Mello - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy L reviews
50 ways to bug L that I came up with. I love L but this was fun. T just in case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2008 - L - Complete
30 Ways to Piss Off Orochimaru reviews
You don't like don't read. Something stupid I came up with in ten minutes. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Believe It Kakashi! reviews
Sequal to Ramen at Lee's Place. Kakashi doesn't believe what Naruto's telling him. I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Cheat reviews
Naruto goes to see Sasuke only to catch him in the act. Naruto's heart will never recover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Things I Don't Get reviews
Here is a list of 30 things in Naruto I don't understand! I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Fangirls reviews
Naruto goes to the mall to get ramen but is attacked by fangirls! One kidnaps him and then the one thing worse then a fangirl shows up! I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
50 Ways to Piss Off Sakura reviews
Lots of Sakura bashing! I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
101 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke reviews
Poor Sasuke will never be the same. I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ramen at Lee's Place reviews
Naruto smells ramen and it leads him to Lee's, but somethings not right, and Naruto is determined to find out, but can his mind handle it? don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete