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Joined 02-13-08, id: 1499626, Profile Updated: 07-12-15
Author has written 21 stories for Sly Cooper, Teen Titans, Harvest Moon, Legend of Zelda, Mario, One Piece, Pokémon, Kim Possible, Scooby Doo, and Beauty and the Beast.

I'm sure anyone who has paid attention to the fact that I have not been active for the last 2 years have probably figured out that I was either not allowed or otherwise unable to access Fanfiction.net. Truth be told, I still don't know how much I am going to end up doing here, but I felt that I should at least acknowledge this account after a recent Private Message I had received. I have cleaned up my story section a bit and have decided to clear up this ridiculously long bio.

First and foremost, to those who decide to "follow" "When Ghouls Grow Up", stop it! That story is over. I even marked it as complete. I might rewrite it eventually, now that my writing skills have vastly improved, but I am not continuing the story by any means.

I may finish "Christmas Gone Ron" and "Holy Matrimony: James' Mad Mansion of Maidens", but for anyone particularly interested in my future projects, you will have to see below. Note that they are in alphabetical order, not the order I will most likely write them in.

Future Fics

Brides of Beastboy

Rating: T

For anyone who has read 4 loves, 3 Graves, 2 Much Pain, 1 Beastboy, I'm sure you'll be excited to know that I'll be writing a full series on it. Join Beastboy as he lives with three wives, Raven, Blackfire, and Kitten, not to mention his kids and the chaos. After the first three, though, could wedding bells still be in the air for our widower changeling?

Note: This will likely be last priority.

If Twilight Hadn't Sparkled

Rating: E

Everyone has put in their two cents about an alternate reality of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", many with the idea of the Sonic Rainboom never happening. In this story, the Sonic Rainboom did occur, but Twilight just didn't hit Spike's egg, never drawing Celestia's attention with the grandiose head of the dragon. Rather, Celestia will have to turn to another on hand protege to take on the crown of friendship.

Note: This will be a story featuring Prince Blueblood and stallions. I'm not yelling "man power" with this or anything. Just letting people know, so they can vent their anti-Blueblood frustrations now.

Waluigi's the Hero?

Rating: E to T

Pretty much, this would be a more viable version of "Waluigi the Master Thief". No Geno to complicate copyright. A different assemblage to prevent overcrowding. Still plenty of referential humor. The concept would be a little closer to "Waluigi the Master Thief 2" in that Waluigi has to take the spotlight, when Mario and the others have been kidnapped by a new and dangerous force. Maybe I'll mail this idea in to Nintendo, when I've gotten it well enough completed.

Note: Control dialogue and similar game mechanics will still be mentioned. I'm still debating with myself on whether to apply RPG logic or action/platformer logic to the game.

Please take note that these are intentions and not promises. If I do not post right away or I do not complete an objective, I apologize, but I have other matters in my life.

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Sly 4: The Lost Thief by Jammin Jabala reviews
Years after Sly 3 the gang has drifted apart, but when a Bentley discovers a secret about the Cooper Clan, its up to Sly and his freinds to solve the mystery. Join the gang as they embark on a journey to learn the Cooper Clan's secrets, and save the world
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,064 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
What's Your Sun Sign? by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews
Roxas is put into a situation that to him is 'the end of the world'. In order to preserve the Strife family name, he must marry in fourteen days. So instead of being given a girl to marry of the bat, he decides that he'll date one of each zodiac sign.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Roxas - Complete
The Mystery of Oblivion Manor by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews
It was a calm day at Oblivion Manor, but that doesn't last long. Shortly after, they discover that a residence of Oblivion Manor has been murdered. Now it's a race against time to find the murderer before they strike again.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Xemnas, Xion
Organization XIII celebrates Christmas by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews
One day, Demyx and Roxas bug Xemnas on letting them celebrate Christmas. So, out of utter anger, Xemnas tells them yes. Little did he know was that Christmas was harder to get ready for then he thought.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Xemnas, Xion - Complete
I'm Not That Boy by Jammin Jabala reviews
After a painful break up, Carl begins to think of someone who he has had a crush on for along time. ONE-SHOT
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Carl W., Cindy V. - Complete
Murray's Past by Jammin Jabala reviews
Murray's past is finally explained as we see the adventures of the gang from Murray's POV. We learn his past, his thoughts, and his secrets that not even the gang know. First fic!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,165 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Murray - Complete
Mario Super Sluggers Bloopers by Ultra Star reviews
The Mario Crew's screw-ups in the baseball movies.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Mario - Complete
24 hours with you by Pca student reviews
When Beast boy plays a mean prank on Raven, he is kicked out of Titan Tower for the whole day, and must stay away from his friends, he falls in love with Kitten, and an evil villain is on the loose.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Beast Boy, Kitten - Complete
Tenchi Twins by MikariStar reviews
Tenchi of the future switches places with Tenchi of the past, cue chaos. TenchixRyoko
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,209 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Tenchi M., Ryoko - Complete
chubby! by overlordofnobodies reviews
Team 10 was yet on another mission. Unfortunately this mission got too out of hand. ChoIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
Opposites Attract by MikomiTheKitsune reviews
A BlazexBig oneshot. When one of her royal soldiers accidentally shatters a Sol Emerald, Blaze winds up back in Sonic's world. But when she encounters the big tabby cat of Mystic Ruins Forest, her stay becomes different than any other she's had before...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Blaze, Big/Froggy - Complete
Minktales by Bra1n1ac reviews
The severely underused Animaniacs character of Minerva Mink must face many things in her life. The stares and reactions of all the males she passes by, the constant wild takes and rushes to do her favors, and of course, that pesky Newt.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 174,324 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Four Seasons, Four Funerals by Veil of Shadows reviews
As the seasons pass, so does life end. Sokka wishes it wouldn't. [SokkaxYue, SokkaxSuki, SokkaxTy Lee, SokkaxToph]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sokka - Complete
Meet your Fate by Maladin reviews
This is Valentine Day, and Kitten will most certainly not accept to be dateless... Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Beast Boy, Kitten - Complete
My Heart's Desire by Viridian Quill reviews
All her life, Desiree has been alone. Will everybody's favorite Ghost Boy finally grant the one wish she has desired for so long? DxD, first story to feature this pairing. This story is now complete!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Danny F., Desiree - Complete
Make Use of the Truce by Viridian Quill reviews
Danny followed Clockwork's advice to get to know his enemies better every Christmas. The results are better than he ever imagined. DxD Christmas oneshot. Read and review, please...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Danny F., Desiree - Complete
The changing heart by Rock Raider reviews
When Newt fails to catch Minerva once too much, his master kicks him out. Minerva takes pity on him & lets him live with her. She works him like a dog at first, but will Minerva begin to understand love goes beyond looks? Rated for Sexual tension.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 2/3/2005
A Caring Soul by SSBFreak reviews
After Knuckles turns her down, Rouge thinks no one cares. She soon finds that she's wrong.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Rouge, Big/Froggy - Complete
The Bargain by Serb reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow come to a deal in which they ensure that their goals will be passed onto the next generation. Read and Review!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,324 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
The One That Got Away by Sasami-T reviews
One Shot- Maron, Krillin's ex-girlfriend and the name of his daughter. What happens when Maron realizes she let go of the one person she loves and then finds out he has already moved on, gotten married, and now has a daughter?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Krillin, Maron - Complete
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Christmas Gone Ron reviews
It's Christmastime at Galleria Stoppable, but it might not be good will to a certain blond man. Rated T to be safe.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Ron S.
Waluigi the Master Thief 2 reviews
Great! Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, and even Wario have all been kidnapped! On top of that, it looks like somebody has formed an organization to take over the world! Looks like Team Waluigi has their work cut out for them.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,034 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Waluigi
Holy Matrimony! James's Mad Mansion of Maidens? reviews
I'll probably change the title. Anyways, James finds himself in a contract with his mother that could end his engagement to Jessiebelle. The catch? He has to live in a mansion full of women for a month. Rated K for comic mischief and cartoon violence.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - James/Kojirō
When Ghouls Grow Up reviews
What if Shaggy and Scooby went back to Miss Grimwood's five years after the events of the movie? Shaggy is goign to find himself trapped in a school with hot teenaged monster girls who are thinking about looking for a mate, and not the Calloway Cadets.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,862 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Scooby Doo, Shaggy - Complete
The Only Mental Help I Need reviews
Well, I haven't done a story for Murray yet. Also, I always love using obscure characters, so let's do something new by adding the Contessa. You don't see a lot of stories with with Murray and Contessa. This is not romance, but an implied future.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Murray, Contessa - Complete
Hands on the Heart reviews
Hey, I just thought I'd do a quick, funny UsoPero oneshot. Sort of an idea of what could happen after the crew got back together. Rated T for suggestive humor.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Usopp, Perona - Complete
The New Gaston? or Noone's Like Gaston reviews
This is just a little post-movie fic about how things might have been for LeFou after... you know what happens. I mean, noone's like Gaston, right?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Summer Gone Ron reviews
Kim has dumped Ron because she's going to college in France, and she doesn't think that she can keep track of a long distance relationship. Monigue suggests that ROn joins her and her parents to a beach resort. Various Ron pairings.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,238 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Ron S., Monique - Complete
Kuro Region Pokedex reviews
Hey, this isn't the story of the heroes of Kuro, but you'll find information on every Pokemon you can expect to find in the new region. These little critters are all fresh and new, not even evos of previous Pokemon. Which is your favorite?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome reviews
While Jing King was under the captivity of Tsao, she experinced a cruelty that makes kicking a puppy twice look like charity work. Read to find out what it is.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jing K. - Complete
Two Negatives Make What? reviews
While stuck on an island together, Zoro and Perona have a talk. Not romantic, but Zoro may have uncovered some of the Ghost Princess's hidden feelings. Not Z/P.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Perona, Zoro - Complete
Keep It Professional, Arpeggio's Point of View reviews
Wow, I've been meaning to write this for a while. Anyways, it'd be best if you read the original Keep It Professional, because you need to know Neyla's POV first. This would be Arpeggio's counter story. I hope people like it. This one is pro-N/A.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Arpeggio, Neyla - Complete
Waluigi the Master Thief reviews
Hey, I just love Waluigi, and I think he deserves his own game. This is my interpretation of what a game starring him would be like. Waluigi is going to be traveling around, stealing stuff from all over the world. Rated T to be safe.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 144,568 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Waluigi - Complete
When You Say Mine? reviews
Aren't you claiming something to be yours. That's what Jing King feels when she is sitting alone for too long. She starts talking to her darker side and learns what she doesn't want to know. Pro-Tsao/Jing
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tsao, Jing K. - Complete
Legend of Ruto: The Child of Darkness reviews
This is a redone version of one of my old stories. It goes in depth on Dark Link's life. Will eventually be Dark Link x Ruto. Please read, enjoy, and review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,194 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Dark Link, Ruto - Complete
Ingo's Thoughts reviews
Just a look at Ingo, the unappreciated worker on Lon Lon Ranch. I hope you like it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Ingo, Malon - Complete
Smarts Ain't Everything That's Important reviews
OK, back by popular demand, Dylan is here for his story. He is also joined by a new cast of friends and a leading lady. LeiaxDylan. Sequel to I Always Wanted My Kids to be Smart. Story should start soon.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
I Always Wanted My Kids to be Smart reviews
Okay, I look at Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful life, and I find that there are bachelor counterparts for Nami, Celia, and Lumina, but noone for Muffy. I'm fixing that. MuffyxDaryl. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Muffy, Daryll - Complete
4 Loves, 3 Graves, 2 much Pain, 1 Beast Boy reviews
I always thought Beastboy being the ladies man in Teen Titans. However, that doesn't mean he's exactly going to have a happy ending. Rated T for character death and suggestive themes. BBxRae BBxTerra BBx BF BBxKitten
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Beast Boy - Complete
Tsao's Humility reviews
Whatever Happened to Tsao after he got arrested? Would he return to Panda King to learn humility like the old King? Better than it sounds. Mild OOCness
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Tsao, Jing K. - Complete
Keep It Professional reviews
What was Neyla's relationship with Arpeggio? Rated T to be safe. Could be either pro- or anti-Neyla/Arpeggio
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Arpeggio, Neyla - Complete
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