Author has written 5 stories for Sailor Moon, and Twilight.
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I'm from Australia
AUSSI AUSSI AUSSI! OI OI OI!
If you’ve heard, and I’m sure you have, Australia has had its most tragic days of our history. Bushfires and floods. More than 200 have been confirmed dead. And there maybe more to come.
To you Fire Survivors of Victoria and the Floods of Queensland, know that you are not alone.
We Are One.
We all feel for you.
We all grieve for you.
We all Hope for you.
We are one country. We are one land. We are one Nation.
We all pray for you,
We all dream for you.
You Are Not Alone.
We are here for you.
Strangers helping strangers
Neighbours helping Neighbours
Friends helping friends
Family helping family.
We Are One.
We maybe from are far as Western Australia,
Or as from as close by as South Australia,
We maybe in the Northern Territory,
Or north in Queensland,
Or as above as New South Wales,
Or just below in Tasmania,
Even in the middle in Victoria,
It doesn’t matter where we are, We Aussies stay together, as a whole.
We are One.
Thankyou to all that helped out all the survivors.
Those who were in trouble up in Queensland, who were flooded, who gave things to the Victorians,
To those overseas, who have supported and helped in ways they can,
Deltora Quest (wish there was a movie)
A series of Unfortunate events
The Chronicles of Narnia
His Dark Material Seris (AKA number 1 is Northen Lights which has been filmed as The Golden Compass)
my fave couples are:
Edward/Bella (Twilight - Breaking Dawn)
Kate/Garret (Breaking Dawn)
Darien/Serena (dont ask me why i've done breakups between them. i dont even know.) (Sailor Moon)
Rini/Helios (Sailor Moon)
Luna/Artemis (Sailor Moon)
Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Lyra/Will (Golden Compass or His Dark Material Seris seires)
Peter/Rachel (from Purest of Hearts's stories)
Edmund/Megan (from Purest of Hearts's stories)
This has got to be one of the most clever
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you want me?
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Bella: Would you live for me?
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Now isn;t that the cutest thing you've ever read! So like Bella and Edward
There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
One bright day in the middle of the night,
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! ( Ha Ha Kendall! )
Elmo knows where you live! ( Ha Ha again Kendall! )
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this !
Tell me thats not funny!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Those Real Labels:
Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Lets experiment.
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."
Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap" And that would be how?
Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space.
Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious.
Check this out...
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream,
But its now much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain,
Again and again,
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP.
You know you live in the year 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
5.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
6.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 7.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 7.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap someone upside the head
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Music is love in search of word.Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
My heart is not a playground
Did you just call me a ? Because a is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.I hate it when people say:
"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.
"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.
"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.
"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?
"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
~ ~ Star Signs ~ ~
AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.
VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.
SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.
IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (that's what siblings are for, lol)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to werewolves and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you like Evanescence, paste this in your profile.
If music is your life, paste this in your profile.
If you love romance stories, paste this in your profile.
If you're a hopeless romantic, paste this in your profile.
If you have ever drank wine, paste this in your profile.
if you've tripped underwater or while swimming, paste this on your profile. (solarwinds: I made that one after my friend did hehe)
Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. _
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you have ever been so bored you literally cried copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that those Godforsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. (solarwinds: Ugh, tell me about it -_-)
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever busted a movie or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
i'f you've ever started watching a movie but turned it off part way, copy and paste this on your profile (solarwinds: that me. lol mine as well)
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in God's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
The Central Scouts:
poor Serena gets kicked out of the sailor scouts AND Darrien breaksup with her. so she goes to live with her cousins family read first chapter you'll findout how its done who are the central scouts. enjoy. please no flames
the fight with Darien is redone
Somethings Ain't Forgotten:
poor Serena gets kicked out of the sailor scouts AND Darrien breaksup with her. when she gets home she finds a little girl who looks like a younger version of her. find out who she is. please no flames
the fight with Darien is redone
Moon and Earth: The Begining:
basically this is the beginning to the next story i'm going to write but this is important. uhhh...no flames please...8.8
Edward's thoughts on the plane. NO FLAMES AT ALL PLEASE!
have a nice day
I know some people feel like there should be the ability to have abortions. I understand especially if they were raped, but there are better ways to handle it. You can view the baby as a gift from God instead of a burden from a traumatic experience. That is why I posted this on my profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are on team Edward copy and post this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you have at random moments, copy and paste onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or both, copy and paste this onto your profile.
50 things you can do in an elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz (blond jokes piss me off)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy (ipersonally think they all are lawl)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid (kool-aid?)
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil (sits at altar "what?")
I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich
I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican
I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY
I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have
I never dated a guy for very long so I must be a lesbian
I write poetry so I must be suicidal
I'm a loner so I MUST have no friends
add your own if you are a victim of a stereotype not listed highlight the stereotypes you fall victim to in bold
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I cried at the end of this cause it dose not have to happen! Yet it does anyway and its sad and makes me want to bite peoples heads off!!
The hardest battle you're ever going to fight ...
is the battle to just be you.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!"
"Words will never hurt me!"
I get knocked down! But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
I'm burning and I'm blacking my lungs Boy,
you know it feels good with fire back on your tongue
Pride is tasteless, sizeless, and colorless
:but it's the hardest thing to swallow:
“Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play.
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If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want But you better not take it from me!”
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Here's to the crazy ones!
The ones who see things differently.
They're not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them.
Disagree with them.
Glorify, or vilify them.
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But the only thing you can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy one,
we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world
are the ones who do.
Stop right there.
That's exactly where I lost it.
See that line.
Well I never should have crossed it.
Stop right there.
Well I never should have said that it's the very moment
that I wish that I could take back
When I ran,
I didn’t feel like a runaway When I escaped,
I didn’t feel like I got away
There’s more to living than only surviving
Maybe I’m not there but I’m still trying
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Come as you are, as you were,
As I want you to be As a friend,
as a friend, as an old enemy Take your time,
hurry up The choice is yours,
don't be late Take a rest as a friend as an old memorial
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Take a bull by the horns
Take some action in this world Jumping into the ring
and take control of everything
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He drew a circle that shut me out-
a thing to flout.
But Love and I had a wit to win.
We drew a circle and took him in.
Everyone has a mask. One we let others label us as.
One we pretend what we are for our sanity and one that hides the truths that we hide from ourselves.
We wear many layers of masks,
all of them shielding us from something;
whether it’s ourselves or the world.
We wear these masks for many reasons,
most of us for hiding our secrets,
insecurities and fears. However,
like some I wear a mask to save myself from pain.
Of both heart and body,
but with time these masks erode,
or enlightening us.
To cast aside a mask is like to cast aside
We would face judgment.
It remains to be seen how the world would change around us.
We fear the uncontrollable,
the unpredictable and the unknown.
That is why we wear masks for the sake of power over these fears.
Paranoia strike deep Into your life
it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid
You step out of line the man will come
and take you away
Truth is always stranger then fiction.
death is but a door...it swings both ways.
I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!
Those that say nothings inpossable never tried to slam a revolving door.
order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos.
death is for those with nothing better to do.
in the end the world as we know it dosen't exist.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...
Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
A day without sunshine, is like, night.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
BAD COP!NO DONUT!
Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"
Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.
Elvis has left the planet.
Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.
Horn broken: watch for Finger!
I have the Body of a god...Buddha...
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”
333 I’m only half evil
Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent
I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem.
Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.
I’ll be a marshmallow peep, Smash me nuts captain.
I don’t play dumb, I always lose.
Nutter then a fruitcake.
Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
Cancer cures smoking.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I bet I can stop gambling.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Vegetarians taste better.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
Elvis shot JFK.
So many people...so few comets.
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
You non-conformists are all alike.
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.
Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.
Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."
Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Spandex: A privilege, not a right.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.
Dyslexics of the world unite!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)
Forecast for tonight: dark.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.
I don't get even, I get odder.
If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.
I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.
My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.
Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
. I intend to live forever. So far, so good
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough
Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain
OK, so what's the speed of dark'?
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
A true friend stabs you in the front
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.
I take a simple view of living. it is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.
They condemn what they do not understand
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
1492: Native Americans discover Clombus lost at sea
Real Friends (not by me)
When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused - I will use little words.
When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass then help you up.
When you are angry - Will help you with your evil revenge plots
I LOVE THIS THING!! Twenty Rules For Gaming To Live by! (edited by me alittle)
1.) There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force...
2.) If it moves, DESTROY IT!! IRONHIDE WILL BE PROUD!!
3.) Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training...
4.) One lone "Good Guy" can defeat an infinite number of "Bad Guys..."
5.) Make sure you eat all food on the ground...
6.) You can rec things and get away with it...
7.) You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it...
8.) If someone dies, they disappear...(government conspiracy)
9.) If you get mad enough, you can fight even better...
10.) You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters...
11.) You can operate all weapons without training...
12.) No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again...and again and again then ask for help
13.) Death is reversible...and repeatable
14.) Ninja are common and frequently fight in public...a lot
15.) Whenever big, fat, mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red and yellow...
16.) You never run out of ammunition, just grenades...and enemies
17.) All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies...this applies to some men aswell
18.) Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad...
19.) Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place...
20.) A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem...