A Dash of Yellow
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Joined 02-14-08, id: 1500413, Profile Updated: 06-02-09
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Phantom of the Opera.

Me: Welcome to my humble Profile! I'm Natalie ( aka, A Dash Of Yellow)

Tom: I'm Tom Riddle From Harry Potter.

Erik: I'm the Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera.

Me: Those would be my smart ass muses.

Tom and Erik: Hey!

Me: Anyway, welcome to my profile, feel free to look at my Masterpieces!

Tom: (snorts)

Me: hey!

Tom: (looks away)

Me: Now I will answer some common Questions that you, my faithful readers, ask me.

Tom: (Pulls out a piece of paper) Question One: When's you Birthday?

Me: May Third, I wanted it to be in October though. (looks sad)

Erik: Question Two:Why do you write so many stories with Tom Riddle in it?

Me: Because I love to mess with him. (Hugs Tom)

Tom: (Pushes her off of him) Question Three: Why is your penname A Dash Of Yellow?

Me: Well thats a new one. (Thinks it over, then says slowly)The reason my penname is A Dash of Yellow is because it sounded cheerful.

Tom: (stares at her)

Erik: (Stares at her)

Me: What?

Erik: It sounded cheerful?

Me: Yep, for some reason it reminded me of a window with glass bottles on the sill and sunshine going through them.

Tom: How the hell do you A Dash Of Yellow out of that?

Me: Tom you should know better by now that I have a wacked up train of thought.

Tom: Okay... Next Question How woud you be labled in school.

Me: Ah this is a good one, Okay let's see. I only own two black shirts, I shop at all the 'prep' stores. I own too many Hollister shirts to count. In fact I have never shopped at Hot Topic in my life, some times my friends drag me in there to, but i don't buy anything. BUT i have very depressing thoughts that i find funny due to my twisted sense of humor. My muses talk to me on a daily bases, I mean they never shut up! I really don't know how I would be labled. All I know is that I'm the girl you would never suspect to be reading and writing FanFiction. Just a strange girl, whose just 'There'.

Tom: That was long.

Me: Shut it. (punches his arm, Tom is about to curse her when Erik cuts him off).

Erik: One more Question, Do you think Giant Purple Ducks will really take over the world one day?

Tom: What kind of gay Question is that?

Me: A good one, everyone has to know what their planning. Those ducks, plotting while they paddle around. They will enslave us all with their mind powers. First they ask for a piece of bread, then a cracker, next thing you know you’re giving it everything you have, your house, car, job, YOUR CHILDREN! THEY ARE EVIL I TELL YOU EVIL. Of course another reader brought my attention to another problem. While the ducks are a growing problem, squirrels are also a dangerous gang. They FLY. So they have the aerial advantage. Plus they are everywhere! In the trees, in the attic, in the basement, in the bird house (Which I built for the Blue birds Damnit!). They will murder you so they can gain control of each country, one by one. We will all be made as slaves and have to bring them acorns every day. I suggest staying far away from all of them and their evil ways. God help us if they ever join together. Then there will be no hope for the human kind. (Hangs head)

Tom: (blinks) W...T...F?

Erik: Okay... (shakes head) now that the Questions are done it's time for you basic updates, Natalie will be taking a break from beating, thank God.

Me: Shut up Erik, no one loves you.

Erik: (bursts into tears) WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?

Tom: You always make him cry.

Me: Yeah I have a bad habit of doing that to people.

Me: (sigh) I'm sorry Erik.

Erik: (sniffles) S'okay

Me: Hey you want some ice cream?

Erik:(Nods head)

Me: Okay let's go get ice cream. (calls over shoulder) Tom, You take care of the rest of the announcements, then you can catch up.

Tom: 'Kay. Natalie is sad to say that Slip Up will most likely be deleted due to Writer's Block and the fact that it isn't as orginal as a story as she hoped. I'll see You and In the Land Of Fangirls shall be updated more often 'cause she will be getting out a school very soon. Nataile would also like to take this time to tell you that In The Land Of Fangirls will most likely be her last Harry Potter fanfic. A Dash of Yellow would like to say thank you for reading her profile and have a nice day! (Bows formally, then turns around) HEY WAIT UP GUYS!! I WANT COOKIE DOUGH!!

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I'm Katie & I'm an Anger Addict by confessions.of.katijane reviews
When McGonagall institutes her own form of anger management on a hottempered Katie Bell, our favorite chaser begins to use a diary to vent about all of the frustrations in her life. Namely concerning a certain Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,765 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Katie B., George W.
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Forgotten? by allychick1 reviews
AU The Cullens have just returned to Forks 85 years later hoping that everyone they knew is dead. Sarah just moved to Forks. What happens when she finds a letter hidden in her locker..written 85 years earlier.is what the letter says true? safe? R&R PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,153 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Newlyweds by littleloreal reviews
How will the family react when they find out Andromeda and Ted have married? Andromeda/Ted oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Conjuror's Masque by Tytania Strange reviews
The Paris Opera is turned upside down when intrusions from fanfiction threaten Gaston Leroux's canon characters. When Christine is murdered, Carlotta matches wits with Erik, as the future of the novel hangs in the balance. Completed
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 79,883 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Carlotta, Erik - Complete
You Can Call Me Tommy by Bowles reviews
You know something's amiss when Voldemort's on a mission to right his wrongs and save the universe for all that it's worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,145 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P.
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
Why We Shouldn't Meddle by Nari-chan SND reviews
Mary Suewriter is a normal teenage girl... until she writes a fanfiction involving a Sue who destroys the Potterverse. She is then punished by being thrust into the books to see what would really happen if someone showed up with all the answers. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
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I'll see you reviews
A collection of one shots before the Twilight Vampires were Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Jasper, Carlisle
In the land of fangirls reviews
Tom Riddle messes with the Writer, which results him being thrown into Fangirl land. Will he surrvior thier perverted minds? Will the Mary-sues get him? Will the fangirls take over the fandom? Will Natalie ever have mercy on him? Probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Slip up reviews
No one is perfect we all make mistakes, slip ups.' Jasper made a mistake a huge one. He bite a human in Forks. He thought he left it all behind him. No one was going to find out about her. But will the past come back to haunt him? Cannon parings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Jasper, Alice
What Is The Worst Prison? reviews
Erik’s thoughts about the worst way to be trapped.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Erik - Complete
Dear Diary, reviews
What if Luna found the Diary after Ginny tried to dispose of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L. - Complete