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Seven More - a continuation of Sevenmas by starbird1 reviews
A follow-up to Sevenmas. Sansa and Sandor remain at the castle while most of the court is on a hunting party. AU to events in AGOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,273 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Here We Are, Come Join Us by Oriole Adams reviews
Allison, a recent Duke University medical school grad, has taken up residence in an Atlanta office building when the ZA occurs. She meets a quartet of men who are searching for the brother of one of them and who invite her to join their ranks...
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 297,019 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Daryl D.
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4975 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 6,465 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Alone by TherealMrs.P reviews
Daryl finds a girl holed up in a shopping mall. She's the epitome of a little lady and the absolute opposite of Daryl. She also might just be the touch of gentility that he won't admit he needs. Darylxoc OC Dahlia also might be a little RickxOC sshhh
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Daryl D.
The Hound and the Bird by boozy von chugaton reviews
Sandor and Sansa try to fight their growing feelings for each other as King's Landing descends into chaos. Together, they find soft moments in a harsh place. *contains dialogue from both the books and the show. Rated M for later. R&R:
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,537 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
What Dreams May Come by Littlefeatherofhope reviews
Written for girloficenfire. After hearing of Sansa's escape from Littlefinger, Sandor travels north of the Wall for a new life and the promise of a new beginning with her. A/N: Sansa is aged up in this story, which takes place around ADWD and combines both elements of book and TV show. The theme comes from Shakespeare's Hamlet.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,029 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Summer Vacation: Back To Class by Twireader81 reviews
Sequel to Summer Vacation. After an amazing four month break from school, Bella and Edward return to Seattle for another year of college, in love and engaged. Follow their new adventures as they plan a wedding and go back to class. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 739 - Words: 1,035,063 - Reviews: 13956 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home by ChooseJoy reviews
Sequel to Accident or Grand Design. The continuing story of Leah and Daryl. "Settle down, it'll all be clear. Don't pay no mind to the demons, they fill you with fear. The trouble it might drag you down. If you get lost, you can always be found. Just know you're not alone. 'Cause I'm going to make this place your home."
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,823 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Daryl D.
How Bright Their Frail Deeds by BeingLolaStar reviews
Sequel to A Million Reasons Why. Daryl and Grace might have been forced by circumstance to admit that they're more than friends but the end of the world has been anything but a smooth journey. Daryl and Merle are still finding their place and Grace is still grieving. Sometimes it's not just walkers that can tear people apart.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 192,014 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Daryl D., Merle D. - Complete
The Hound's Reward by MrsRasputin reviews
If you could give the Hound a reward, what would it be? When Sansa refuses to leave with Sandor during the battle of Blackwater, he is left with only one option: stay with her. During the hours that follow he saves Joffrey's life and the King gives him a reward...what happens next? Mature themes, spoilers for TV show and books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 86,978 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9736 - Favs: 3,308 - Follows: 3,515 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Calling by Once Beautiful and Brave reviews
"Stupid girl," he hissed. "I almost killed you that night, and worse. I still could. Take what I want and then slit your pretty throat before you can even think to call out for your wolves. Is that what you want, little bird? Is that why you're here, so I can finish what I started?"
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,685 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Kisses, Real and Imaginary by LustyBustyPirateWench reviews
Sandor Clegane takes Sansa Stark from the Vale. Why? Well, it ... seemed the thing to do. This story is rated M for language, violence, and mature content.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,761 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
The exchange by maroucia reviews
In King's Landing, Sansa is about to be part of a well waited exchange. AU, T to begin with, M later.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,935 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Lack of Color by girloficeandfire reviews
AU in which Sandor doesn't desert during the Battle of the Blackwater; but he doesn't know about Sansa being forced to marry Tyrion until it happens. Joffrey then trolls and plots and insists that Sandor guard his uncle and new good-aunt...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,088 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S., Tyrion L., Doran M. - Complete
Camp Follower by RedSmileyFace reviews
Sandor, while traveling with an army, gains a new camp follower, a willing and wanton Little Bird. Shameless smut, AU from the start. Violence, miscarriage, suicidal thoughts, falling-in-love, eventual happy ending.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Done with Death by emmiemac reviews
The wars have ended but winter has not and those in Winterfell and its winter town must still struggle to survive; but after braving cold and battles and starvation they are horrified to discover there is a murderer in their midst. Death, fear, suspicion and rumors all threaten the new and tenuous life Sansa and Sandor are trying to build for themselves, their family and the North.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,060 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C., Brynden T., Rickon S. - Complete
Waking Up Alive by Moa in the Moon reviews
How Sandor Clegane became The Hound, and how saving a little bird might save him. The story went down with the emails, so I put it back up.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
A Song for Sansa and Sandor by KhaleesiDany reviews
In this story taking place after the events in A Storm of Swords, Sandor Clegane travels to the Eyrie where he meets Sansa Stark living by another name. Sansa begs him to take her-don't worry, he will!-but their progress north is threatened by everything from Littlefinger to Sandor's big brother in this, the REMARKABLE ADVENTURES OF SANSAN!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,942 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
One Of These Days by Kit-cat99 reviews
He's got it figured, one of these days, she isn't going to want to be with him. Hell, he didn't even know why she wanted to now. Maybe he should just accept that she does and go along with it, who knows how long it'll last. Daryl/OC. Expanded from One-Shot. Complete
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,763 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Daryl D., OC - Complete
You are the Blood by DeathWhistlingDixie reviews
The world was doomed the moment the dead rose to devour the living. While others became zombie fodder, Harlow Reid endured. She was eventually saved by the crossbow-wielding southerner known as Daryl Dixon, and they were each beset with the ironies of finding love amongst the carnage of the plague. Daryl/OC. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual themes.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,213 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Daryl D.
Stockholm Syndrome by PunkiiRose reviews
On an excavation, Bella just happens to come across something she was not supposed to have seen. Sometimes not asking questions is just best, and it'll keep you alive a lot longer. When the captive and capturer become close things are anything but simple, and everything but anticipated. ExB. ALL HUMAN. *3/5/2105*(CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SERIOUS CLEANUP)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,847 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Right Where I Belong by facenodefeat reviews
Sansa can take no more. A slow night with a certain someone brings her closer to figuring out what she does want. Modern day. One shot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Winterheart by nynalmeara reviews
"Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well." Sansa Stark escapes the Red Keep. The Lannisters send men after her, but the first on to find her is the Hound, who has just escaped the Battle of Blackwater. Rated M for later chapters.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
Savin' Me by Riain reviews
Daryl encounters another hunter while stalking a deer. He can't believe a woman like her has made it out there in the hell alone. Caitlin can't believe a group of "normal seeming" survivors have made it out there on their own. Daryl/OC. Other usual season 3 suspects, with minor changes. Rated M for Daryl's/OC's language and adult themed situations later on. Enjoy and please review!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Daryl D., OC] Maggie G., Beth G. - Complete
The Long Road Home by GatorGirl99 reviews
Daryl OC Romance-follows storyline of TV show. A bit Beauty and the Beast-nice girl with a past. Not quite as innocent as appears. Rated M for language and smut sexual content - dabble into 50 Shades of Daryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,948 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Daryl D., OC
Motorcycles and Flickering Flames by Laceknee1349 reviews
You always knew you'd end up with a guy like him, a strong stubborn mule with some killer arm muscles.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Daryl D.
You Win by NikixXx reviews
Thought I'd try my hand at a bit of Daryl. One shot smut.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
Rendezvous by TigerOfSummer reviews
While still living in the Red Keep, Sansa finds a secret passage that goes from her bedroom to Sandor's chamber. But what happens when she finds that said passageway is enchanted? Or, worse, cursed?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
A Million Reasons Why by BeingLolaStar reviews
Daryl is her best friend, her protector, her drinking buddy, her bed mate, her everything but he's not her boyfriend. Grace barely thinks twice when he shows up and demands they leave together. Why should she? He's always taken care of her before.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,989 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7458 - Favs: 10,473 - Follows: 5,810 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He's Lost Control by Fliegendamsel reviews
"I do have a sister. She's about your age," he went on, studying my face. "If I knew about some older guy, some guy my age, having the kind of thoughts about her, the kind of thoughts I have about you"…his eyes bored into me…"I'd kill him." AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,878 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7727 - Favs: 9,160 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete